WEBVTT 00:09.520 --> 00:17.420 Theater of the Mind podcasts are not suitable for all ages. Content warnings can be found in the audio description. Listener discretion is advised. 00:20.320 --> 00:42.720 Welcome to Theater of the Mind. My name is Mike, and I'll be your dungeon master for this evening. Our question this week is from the ultimate RPG camp player card deck by James D'Amato. And it is, if you were suddenly transformed into a mythical being or monster, what would you want to be turned into, and what would be the first thing you did with your power? 00:45.900 --> 01:08.802 Hi, my name's Amanda and I am playing Mel Kelly. Mel would absolutely want to be a unicorn because they're pretty and they're sparkly. Oh, no, no. I revoke that. Mel would want to be a Pegasus because that's even cooler than a unicorn and she could fly. Yep, that's Mel's answer. 01:08.866 --> 01:09.826 That sounds right. 01:09.978 --> 01:12.210 My daughters would introduce you to the alicorn. 01:12.290 --> 01:13.634 I was just about to say that. 01:13.722 --> 01:18.450 A unicorn, Pegasus, Perfectly brony right there. 01:18.490 --> 01:21.922 I would like to revise that a third time. I feel like some of us just. 01:21.946 --> 01:23.670 Outed ourselves as bronies. 01:24.550 --> 01:25.342 I have a daughter. 01:25.406 --> 01:28.654 Yeah, I have a daughter. So somebody out of themselves as a brony. 01:28.702 --> 01:29.650 I have a sister. 01:34.310 --> 01:39.930 I had My Little Pony when I was four. That's literally the last time I ever thought of them. 01:41.510 --> 02:13.380 I'm Jeremy. I have neither sisters nor children and have nothing to do with this discussion. I'm playing Elliot Brandy Bane. And Elliot, if he could be turned into a mythical creature or monster, would probably pick a centaur because it would be really cool. And the first thing he would do is run as fast as he could because he's ridden horses his whole life, and that is a thrill that never gets old to him. But the idea of actually being the one that was running just appeals to him. 02:14.400 --> 02:15.660 That's pretty cool. 02:16.330 --> 02:53.600 I am Brunel. I am playing Ulnach Vaga Johnson. And being that Ulnock is already currently a werewolf, unfortunately, that is also the choice of mythical creature he would want to be. However, he would want to be in control of his faculties and be a protector in this capacity. The reality of the situation. Now, he knows that's not possible, but that's not what the question was. So if he could be transformed into anything, it'd be a werewolf. So he could wolf out and fuck shit up in the name of justice. 02:55.220 --> 02:57.480 So, dm, do you think we could swing it? 02:59.540 --> 03:01.676 Gonna roll like seven Nat 20s in a row. 03:01.708 --> 03:03.160 We'll figure it out. We'll try. 03:03.940 --> 03:05.960 Bria. I'm gonna have to get that on camera. Too. 03:06.500 --> 03:07.372 No shit. 03:07.516 --> 03:08.364 Must have evidence. 03:08.412 --> 03:10.972 And those will be your first seven twenties. 03:11.116 --> 03:18.440 She literally, I had one to save my ass once when I was almost dead, but that's all. I think that's the only one I've rolled the whole campaign. 03:20.420 --> 03:50.812 I'm downs, I'm playing James O'Brien and James is probably the best one that he can think of. Would be a vampire for multiple reasons. One, you could turn into a bat, which is dope as fuck. Second, you're being mortal, which would be dope as fuck. And you know, be able to drain people of blood would be pretty fun. And that's of course the first thing that he would do. Would probably find like, like some prick that's beating up somebody and eat him. Yep. 03:50.876 --> 03:52.748 So you're gonna try to be a blade. 03:52.924 --> 03:53.644 Yeah. 03:53.772 --> 03:55.372 So that'll be a day one. 03:55.476 --> 03:59.644 Would cooking still be one of your hobbies? Like that's a weird hobby for a vampire. 03:59.692 --> 04:02.080 Yeah, just make blood pudding. Blood sausage. 04:03.220 --> 04:05.474 There's a lot of blood infused stuff type. Yeah. 04:05.522 --> 04:08.070 Make it work. You have to learn how to live without garlic. 04:08.490 --> 04:09.810 Oh, that makes me sad. 04:09.890 --> 04:10.610 That would be hard. 04:10.650 --> 04:11.522 Oh, so sick. 04:11.586 --> 04:12.722 Garlic is so good. 04:12.826 --> 04:18.786 I'm still sticking with my answer. Garlic is a small price to pay for immortality. 04:18.898 --> 04:23.362 Oh, I don't know about that. Immortality would start to sell in eternity without garlic. 04:23.426 --> 04:27.110 No, thanks, that's fine. I barely season my stuff with garlic anyway. 04:28.970 --> 04:32.430 And this is how we know that you're not the actual culinary person. 04:33.050 --> 04:35.538 Hell yeah. Garlic doesn't hurt. 04:35.554 --> 04:58.526 That made my heart hurt. I'm Casey. I play Emery Lee. And my answer is the one that I thought would be the obvious answer for everyone and that was to be a dragon. And the first thing I would do is fly because that's the coolest shit ever. And also breathe fire on things, which you've done. Fucking awesome. Yes. 04:58.558 --> 05:00.430 Vampires are slightly more discreet though. 05:00.550 --> 05:02.558 I don't care if I'm a dragon. I don't care. 05:02.614 --> 05:05.854 Said any mythical creature, good sir, Any mythical creature. 05:05.902 --> 05:15.066 Dragons are objectively the most badass, best mythical creature. And I will argue with anyone over that. Actually, I don't want to argue with anyone over that. So no one at me. 05:15.138 --> 05:15.962 I will. But please. 05:16.066 --> 05:19.190 I'm right and I don't care what anyone else says. 05:21.170 --> 05:23.322 But don't try to argue because I don't feel like. 05:23.346 --> 05:24.310 Get in the comments. 05:27.330 --> 05:30.330 I thought of dragon, but Mel wouldn't want to be a dragon. 05:30.410 --> 05:38.616 I thought of dragon too, but I. Werewolf would be my first choice. Dragon would be a very close second cuz. That would be sick as hell. 05:38.648 --> 05:41.580 They're objectively the most badass. Yes. 05:43.840 --> 05:48.340 Perfect. Let's go ahead and roll. For recap, we'll go closest to 10. 05:52.000 --> 05:54.840 At 1 7. That taste does not work. 05:54.960 --> 05:55.940 I got a 5. 05:56.240 --> 05:58.420 So does that 20 count towards my 7? 06:00.880 --> 06:02.180 No, it does not. 06:03.810 --> 06:26.710 I guess that's me then. So, last time we were still in Kremling, we wrapped up some of the blacksmithing work. I resilvered some stuff and made some new silvered stuff. James got a new fit, which he looks ridiculous in, and he doesn't believe us. 06:27.090 --> 06:30.270 Oh, no. I'm killing the next cowboy I see, and I'm taking his hat. 06:31.530 --> 06:32.946 I love your hat. 06:33.058 --> 06:34.190 Run out of town. 06:34.810 --> 06:37.270 I'm gonna hold action until I see a cowboy. 06:41.050 --> 06:43.554 You do that and I'll slap the hell out of you. 06:43.722 --> 06:47.842 I was gonna say Elliot's the one you're around the most, so you're gonna. 06:47.906 --> 06:51.910 I could barely see him as it is, so I'm going after the other cowboy. 06:52.970 --> 07:28.154 We kept going. We left Kremling and headed off towards Estes. We ended up going through Rocky Mountain national park in snow, which sucked and left us very cold. Estes has a funky street set up right now, which directed us to the Stanley Hotel, which most of us don't really know, or some of us don't know the history. Some of us are excited about it. Some of us just have bad feelings about the vibes here. There's a writer guy named Jack. I didn't catch the rest of his name. 07:28.242 --> 07:29.162 We didn't get it. 07:29.266 --> 07:29.674 Diamond. 07:29.722 --> 07:51.270 We just got Jack, okay, Who has a quill and ink to write. And he wants stories in exchange for staying here. Even though he doesn't own the hotel, he's just somehow the caretaker for it, which is strange. Anyway, we're hanging out in front of a fire. We're going to have some drinks and tell some stories. And that's where we left off. 07:51.930 --> 07:54.354 Oh, but we're not staying here. 07:54.522 --> 07:55.234 No. 07:55.402 --> 07:59.190 We're gonna tell stories, drink their alcohol and leave. 08:01.290 --> 08:10.910 Perfect. So, yes. Jack has his quill in hand, dips it in the inkwell and looks at. You guys expected first story. 08:11.210 --> 08:13.350 Is it still a pretentious inkwell? 08:14.170 --> 08:16.242 What are you talking about? That is a lovely quill. 08:16.306 --> 08:17.794 That is so last episode. 08:17.842 --> 08:18.898 So elegant. 08:19.074 --> 08:21.630 That is the coolest quill that you've ever seen. 08:21.950 --> 08:24.570 So elegant, so pristine. So demure. 08:25.070 --> 08:26.250 So mindful. 08:30.750 --> 08:36.050 Emory will start with a story. Do I have to actually tell a story? 08:36.510 --> 08:38.006 It. Let's do it. 08:38.158 --> 08:45.158 I was just going to have I was just going to have Em tell the story of, like, meeting, like, hunting outside of Rifle and meeting Griff and. Okay. 08:45.254 --> 08:47.950 For that. Go ahead and just walk the front, sailor. 08:48.680 --> 08:51.824 Though we still have the advantage on the charisma. 08:51.872 --> 08:53.100 It's still the same day. 08:53.560 --> 08:54.300 Good. 08:56.920 --> 08:59.792 Ooh, that doesn't sound promising. 08:59.936 --> 09:04.780 It was a four or a one stop, so a seven. 09:05.400 --> 09:07.540 Emery's not a natural storyteller. 09:08.440 --> 09:11.220 I have really good charisma. 09:13.500 --> 09:20.596 Well, this one time we stayed in Rifle, we went north of Rifle, we shot an elk, and we came back and we met a creepy guy. 09:20.748 --> 09:23.252 He's a creepy dude with the gruffy voice. 09:23.396 --> 09:25.812 That'd be a performance check. Do you have any pluses? 09:25.876 --> 09:27.044 No, that was plus three. 09:27.132 --> 09:27.940 Oh, God. 09:28.100 --> 09:33.364 That was plus three to my four. It was a four in that one. 09:33.452 --> 09:34.356 Never mind. 09:34.508 --> 09:41.050 Listen, my dice have been cursed for weeks. I think I just gotta ride it out. 09:41.750 --> 10:01.422 So, you see, Jack starts writing as you're telling the story a little bit in. He just kind of pauses, let you finish your story. He never looks any kind of disrespectful or anything, but he stops writing part way through. Well, thank you. Thank you for that story. I appreciate you sharing that with me. 10:01.606 --> 10:06.488 Val would like to try to fill in Emery's details about that time. 10:06.544 --> 10:15.500 The guy comes up with a bar cart. He's got drinks, takes her order, passes them around to you. There's no ice. 10:15.920 --> 10:16.808 That's good. 10:16.944 --> 10:17.624 It's fine. 10:17.672 --> 10:19.144 He ordered it. Whiskey neat. 10:19.192 --> 10:20.500 Anyway, there you. 10:21.360 --> 10:25.592 It's a dirty 20 to fill in Emery's details. 10:25.656 --> 10:40.418 Perfect. So, yeah, you essentially start over. So you start back over and you're telling all sorts of. You're getting deep into the scenery of the area, and it doesn't take long for him to re. Dip the quill and he's scribbling along just as fast as you're telling it. 10:40.554 --> 10:44.550 Emery's offended. She doesn't say anything, but she's offended. 10:47.210 --> 10:52.882 Thank you. That story makes significantly more sense now. I appreciate that. 10:53.066 --> 10:58.806 Have. There were these weird green tennis court things. We still don't know what that was about. 10:58.958 --> 11:06.886 I gotta say, if I was the writer, I wouldn't necessarily include that bit. That's kind of random. Doesn't really add anything to the storyline, but. 11:06.958 --> 11:09.970 I know, but I'm just. I still love the criticism there. 11:13.070 --> 11:19.250 But. Perfect. Well, I appreciate that story. It's absolutely worth. Worth the drinks at least. 11:21.400 --> 11:26.704 Well, I'll tell him a story about escaping junction and how we valiantly fought against a fire. 11:26.872 --> 11:29.500 Okay. Okay, roll for it. Performance. 11:32.520 --> 11:33.712 I got a 15? 11:33.896 --> 11:43.472 Yeah, that's not bad. Not bad at all. He definitely. He writes it out seems a little tiny bit less excited. But it's definitely. It's a well told story. You get all the details. 11:43.616 --> 11:45.360 I definitely add a lot of embellishment. 11:45.440 --> 11:48.040 Oh, yeah? Like what? What are your embellishments? 11:49.730 --> 12:08.590 We were trapped in a room surrounded by fire on all sides. And through an absolute miracle, we gained the ability to use magic. We used the ice powers to fight back the flames, like icy breaths from our hands. 12:09.410 --> 12:11.550 That's just the story. That's just true. 12:12.130 --> 12:14.350 I mean, we weren't in a room surrounded. 12:15.420 --> 12:41.066 All right, well, thank you for sharing that story with me. Anyone else want to share a story? You look like a man who's had some. Some difficulties in your past. Want to get them off your chest? Sometimes sharing them with a stranger is the best way to leave them in the past. 12:41.188 --> 12:43.170 First you say, hi, my name is Ulnak. 12:43.510 --> 12:46.770 Hi, my name is Ulnock. Welcome to the AA meeting, and I'm an alcoholic. 12:47.750 --> 12:50.050 You say as you lift your whiskey glass. 12:51.110 --> 12:53.250 It has been 30 seconds. 12:55.510 --> 12:57.010 Since my last drink. 12:58.150 --> 12:59.582 It has now been, take a sip. 12:59.646 --> 13:03.614 I basically have a whole, like, drinking glass of straight whiskey. 13:03.662 --> 13:04.430 Jesus. 13:04.590 --> 13:05.486 Because I'm. 13:05.518 --> 13:05.774 Fuck. 13:05.822 --> 13:06.366 I'm a champ. 13:06.438 --> 13:06.572 I'm. 13:06.586 --> 13:07.576 All right, I'm going in. 13:07.648 --> 13:09.896 All right, that is established. 13:10.008 --> 13:13.960 All right. So you want a story, my friend? I'm trying to think of which story. 13:14.000 --> 13:15.140 I want to tell you. 13:17.360 --> 13:19.496 Any of them. Because we haven't heard any of them yet. 13:19.568 --> 13:22.056 I know. I don't want to get these guys. 13:22.088 --> 13:23.580 Haven't heard anything. 13:26.160 --> 13:28.300 Ah, we have an opportunity. 13:29.920 --> 13:32.808 Tell us the story of why you're named Olnod. Cuz none of us understand. 13:32.864 --> 13:33.240 You know what? 13:33.280 --> 13:34.216 That is a good one. 13:34.288 --> 13:36.972 None of you know why my name is the name that I have. 13:37.056 --> 13:38.324 You always said you'd tell us. 13:38.412 --> 13:41.620 Olnak and Vaga are very, very different names. 13:41.700 --> 13:42.468 Yeah. 13:42.644 --> 13:44.740 So you want me to just tell it? 13:44.780 --> 13:46.760 Oh, no, we were talking about Johnson. 13:48.060 --> 13:51.040 Clearly the most odd name of all of them. 13:52.380 --> 13:53.364 Yeah, tell it. 13:53.452 --> 13:57.044 So, yeah, you know what? I'm gonna tell you the story of my name, good friend. 13:57.132 --> 13:57.880 Ooh. 13:58.380 --> 14:31.874 So bonus copy. Yeah. My first name is Olna. Now, my father was an avid fantasy. He was very into fantasy. He loved Dungeons and Dragons. He loved Lord of the Rings and things like that. He tried to get me involved in it in some way, but he made this deal with my mother that if she got to choose my middle name, he got to choose my first name. Now my dad decided to go ahead and just make up my name because. Reasons. It's. It's part. It's. 14:31.922 --> 14:32.338 It's. 14:32.434 --> 14:44.466 For him, it's part of D and D lore. It's something that he really enjoyed. So Ulnach, apparently, even according to the elves that we met, is a very common name in the. What is the name? Place. 14:44.618 --> 14:45.602 Derbyan. 14:45.666 --> 14:47.442 D'urbuinian. Yes. 14:47.586 --> 14:49.074 Inspiration. Well, she's beautiful. 14:49.122 --> 14:49.906 Exit. 14:50.098 --> 15:17.582 Beautiful. So it's. It's. It's an old name from Darwinian culture and very common where the elves came from. Now, Vaga was my mother's choice. It is a Norse word meaning the destroyer. So my mom thought I was going to be a fighter. Now, she wasn't wrong. I don't know if my mom would be proud of the things I've done lately. But in my defense, most of the. 15:17.606 --> 15:18.170 Time. 15:24.160 --> 15:48.380 Not that kind of destroyer. No. Look, just because I don't have a gag reflex. Anyway, right there, that was there. That was there. 15:48.500 --> 15:51.280 Ah, that's good. That's fucking awesome. 15:51.940 --> 16:04.200 I made off script, but my name was chosen before I knew we were supposed to be regular people. And then I added Johnson because it's a common last name. 16:07.940 --> 16:09.308 Oh, that's canon now. 16:09.364 --> 16:55.090 That's fucking great. So Ulnach is an old Darwinian name, like I said. And then Vaga is a Norse word for slayer. It is, to my knowledge, part of Norse mythology. My mother was very into the old ways. She taught me about runes and things, and she told me many a story of the Norse gods and all of those things. I never really bought much into it, but it seemed to make my mother happy when I listen. So I've embraced my name and I used to get made fun of for it. I did fight a lot when I was a kid because, you know, people talk trash about my name and I had to kick their ass because I'm big and I can. 16:59.390 --> 16:59.702 Now. 16:59.726 --> 17:51.818 I shouldn't have, but. Well, that. That is what I did. But it's just a piece of me that I carry with me everywhere. And it is a strange name. Most people do often ask me about where they came from and what the name means. My mother and father met while my dad was in naval service, which is why I also served in the Navy. It's kind of keeping the family tradition. And strangely, they met during the port visit. I don't really know how they came across each other, but it's what happens. And yeah, in the modern context of where we're going with the destroyer name, the not Johnson's don't destroy Johnson's. 17:51.914 --> 17:53.590 I didn't say anything. What are you saying? 17:55.330 --> 18:02.072 Most of the time, Unless their names are Johnson. I believe it was the Richardson boys. 18:02.216 --> 18:04.408 That's a different story. I'll knock. 18:04.584 --> 18:07.672 But we can't talk about that right now. That's still under investigation. 18:07.736 --> 18:10.260 Yeah. Statute of limitations hasn't discouraged me. 18:11.920 --> 18:13.060 Which time. 18:14.000 --> 19:00.758 But I have had to use unnecessary force in many of an encounter that we've had lately. As you might understand, since the event is. There's no power. There's no law, there's no anything. It's pure chaos outside. There's ghosts, there's goblins, there's zombies, there's werewolves, There's. I don't know if there's vampires, but there's fey people that are really pretty and green. And then there's elves that were also really pretty. I remember. And there's other supernatural type things. I don't know if the Wendigo's real. I haven't seen one yet. But it could be. You know. And I've been handling business. Except for that one time where I got bit. 19:00.894 --> 19:05.046 It helps to have a destroyer on our side when we're up against insane. 19:05.078 --> 19:06.550 Forces and a lot of dicks. 19:06.630 --> 19:07.318 Yeah. 19:07.494 --> 19:08.610 But no. 19:09.230 --> 19:15.160 You know, James just talked about beating people up who made fun of his name. You should maybe tread lightly. 19:15.230 --> 19:19.360 Hey, I'm going to do a stealth check on that chair that I disappeared into real quick. 19:22.300 --> 19:26.084 We all know you're sitting there. We know you're there. 19:26.172 --> 19:26.932 Unless he rolls. 19:26.996 --> 19:28.360 Stealth with disadvantage. 19:32.700 --> 19:38.212 But yeah, that's basically the story of my name. I have. I had more details in my head. 19:38.316 --> 19:38.960 But. 19:41.670 --> 19:44.622 I hadn't fleshed it out because I hadn't expected to talk about it. 19:44.646 --> 19:45.210 Right. 19:47.910 --> 19:54.250 But it's been like 30 episodes. At some point in time, somebody's gonna ask you about it. 19:54.710 --> 19:57.250 But I wasn't ready to talk about it tonight. 19:59.990 --> 20:01.822 I appreciate you sharing that story. 20:01.926 --> 20:15.382 It was not a great story. But there's a special. There's especially more to do with the mother's side. But I didn't do enough research on Norse mythology, so that's what I remember. 20:15.526 --> 20:23.942 I don't suppose your mom was really big into the whole wolf skin berserker tribe? Because that'd be super cool. 20:24.006 --> 20:24.930 That would be. 20:25.390 --> 20:28.278 It'd be an alarming level of prescience. 20:28.374 --> 20:30.006 It would. And I like it. 20:30.078 --> 20:31.766 Turns out Mom's just a. 20:31.918 --> 20:33.814 She's just a psychopath. Yeah. 20:33.862 --> 20:34.910 A seer. 20:35.250 --> 20:37.870 She's like an old druid soothsayer. 20:38.690 --> 20:42.554 We should have asked the elves what Olnok means, if it's such a common. 20:42.602 --> 20:51.146 Name, we should have. Because, I don't know, I was under the impression that my dad made that shit up. I didn't know it was a thing. I didn't know it was real. 20:51.298 --> 20:56.110 Now, was Olock your dad's Dungeons and Dragons character? 20:57.250 --> 20:59.190 It was one of the many. 21:00.540 --> 21:02.708 But your dad's a nerd. Yeah. 21:02.804 --> 21:04.660 Your dad didn't have, like, pointy ears, did he? 21:04.780 --> 21:22.680 No, no, dad didn't have pointy ears. He had big, big, thick glasses. And he was really good at his job. And I always was confused at how he landed such a baddie with my mom. Cause, like, I've gotta be honest, my mom was hot. Now, I know that sounds weird. 21:23.260 --> 21:25.204 You're just digging your hole deeper, baby. 21:25.252 --> 21:41.200 I'm just saying, she was a very attractive lady in her pictures that I saw when she was younger because she was also my mom. So there's that weird. Like, I don't know. Okay, look, I have friends who have hot moms, and it's weird. 21:41.280 --> 21:43.060 Okay, it's weird. 21:43.880 --> 21:49.168 We understand what you're saying. You're just saying it in a way that is very funny. 21:49.264 --> 21:50.944 Oh, mom, finish your whiskey. 21:51.072 --> 22:05.930 I'm gonna finish my drink, too. You stop talking about dicks. Anyway, I'm so glad that I put that together. 22:07.910 --> 22:09.710 Honestly. Kind of amazed me. Happy. 22:09.790 --> 22:14.170 I know we haven't gotten the name meaning yet. 22:14.630 --> 22:15.566 You knew. 22:15.678 --> 22:20.468 I do. And not once ever once did that click. 22:20.534 --> 22:23.140 I didn't click it together either. I made the fucking name. 22:24.960 --> 22:39.032 So the whole time Jack's writing, after you finish talking, you can see he's kind of scribbling around, making marks throughout the story, trying to find a way to make it more linear. Perhaps make it editorial notes on his own work as good luck, which is fair. 22:39.056 --> 22:43.416 That was very stream of consciousness. Not the best story I've ever told. 22:43.568 --> 22:46.576 That was a good story. I appreciate you sharing that. 22:46.688 --> 22:47.168 Thank you. 22:47.224 --> 22:52.848 May not be the most intricatelyed story, but it was from the heart and that matters. 22:52.944 --> 22:58.448 Yeah, I usually write my stories out before I tell them because otherwise my mind goes all over the place. 22:58.504 --> 23:01.152 That's valid and fair and tends to. 23:01.176 --> 23:04.420 Happen, especially with the ADHD crowd. 23:04.920 --> 23:11.472 Not you, kind sir. Is there anything you would like to regale us with this, Eve, since I. 23:11.576 --> 28:26.450 Did agree to give you a story? This. Pretty good whiskey. Thank you for that. And warm fire. Well, when I was a young un, when I first turned 14 years old, I was going. I got my first deer license. I was gonna go procure meat for the family. There's only one problem. You're allowed to get your first deer license at 14 years old. But you don't get a driver's license until you're 16 years old. So it sort of reduces the range that you can go hunt deer at when you can't drive. So when I was younger I was pretty, pretty good. I used to wear tires out on my bicycle. So I pedaled the bicycle back to. There was a creek bottom full of willows the whitetails like to sit in. And I had my old 270 which I had tied to the, tied to the handlebars on that bicycle because I was afraid the strap was gonna break. So I didn't have it on my shoulder. So I went down to that creek bottom and I'd been watching all summer. I'd been watching a big wait. They would do eastern. So that would be like a 20 point buck. And I wanted him. So I snuck down in there with all of my 14 year old dexterity, which wasn't a lot by the way. I never did get that big, that big 20 point. But I decided I needed to put some, bring some food home. And I did get drawn down on a fairly small spike. It was last day season. It was getting dark, I had to get it. Couldn't get a good angle. But I shot that buck, put him down. It was real weird. When I went down to that buck he. I couldn't figure out where I hit him, but he was down, he wasn't moving a lick. I wanted to hurry up and get him home, get him hung up. I had a meat pole there at the barn. Wanted to get him back to that meat pole. So I drug him back up on the, on the riverbank over to the bicycle. Remember I'm on a bicycle. And so I couldn't figure out how I was gonna get him. I tried to drape him across the back seat. That wasn't gonna work. So what I ended up doing is I sat him in the seat of that bicycle and I draped him over the top of me and I tied his front legs to the handlebars. And I was kind of supporting him on my back. So I'm starting to pedal just hard as I could. Cause he was pretty heavy. He was probably 200 pound spike. Not the big one I wanted was probably good. I couldn't have got him humped. So I start pedaling down the road. Well, hindsight tells me I think what I had done is I had shot off and nicked one of the spines on his horn. And I didn't kill him. I knocked him out. Well, we start pedaling down the road. I got about two miles to go to get home. And damned that buck didn't come to. Well, now he comes to, he's sitting on his bicycle. I'm sure he'd never been on a bicycle before in his life, so. And I guess that he was gonna try to run away. But since I had his front legs tied to the front, they're kicking in and wobbling and I'm under him. I can't get off the bike. I don't know how. Good Lord, what we're gonna do. And in all the fighting, he somehow got his two back legs, which had kind of been dragging on the ground a little bit. He got them on them pedals and son of a bitch, we took off down that road. I'm pretty sure there was smoke coming off them tires. I bet I made 45 miles an hour. I never had that bike that fast in my life. So we're running down the road just fast as that guy pedal him. I'm screaming and hollering, trying to jump off, but I'm between his legs and he's tied to the front and I can't get off the bike. He doesn't know how to steer. So we're running down. He's bellerin. I'm hollering. It's just chaos personified coming down and the road turns and you know, he never rode a bicycle. He didn't know he needed to turn the bicycle. So I'm hollering, go right, go right. He just kept pedaling just fast as he could pedal. We went straight off the edge, hit the culvert on the other side of the road. We crashed into a pile. Well, that must have broke the twine loose from the front of it. He got flopped down there on and away he took off. Well, I wasn't gonna let my meat get away, and I was. It was my last chance and I'm gonna bring meat him. So I grabbed that old 270 up and I draw down on him. I'm gonna put him down as he runs off course. The 270 was still tied to the bicycle. So when I did it, the wheels were spinning. I couldn't get. I missed him. He run off in the bushes. At least I got my bicycle back. But he wrecked it bad. Both tires were just shot all to pieces. And I still had like a mile to walk to home. But we made that mile other pretty dang fast. About five minutes we Went fast. So that was my first deer I ever tried to shoot. 28:27.910 --> 28:30.890 I would like to do an insight check on Elliot's story. 28:31.590 --> 28:32.558 Go for it. 28:32.694 --> 28:38.490 I would like to nominate Jeremy for a frickin inspiration for that story. Cause holy shit, was I good? 28:40.470 --> 28:51.284 Oh hell, that's a 17. Mel thinks that Elliot's full of shit, but that was funny as hell. 28:51.332 --> 28:52.084 But Elliot rolls. 28:52.132 --> 28:54.600 You know that Elliot is absolutely full of shit. 28:55.820 --> 28:57.588 Well, of course, because it's a story. 28:57.644 --> 29:00.040 It's a good story because it's a stew. 29:00.460 --> 29:34.250 Jack absolutely is. Writing that whole thing out just like this is phenomenal. That's he finishes, cleans off the tip, puts it away. Well, I can confidently say that's one of the single most unique stories I've ever been told. I appreciate you folks sharing that with me today. And a long, cold quiet winter. Nobody but the barkeep to keep me company. So I appreciate you guys sharing those stories with me. 29:37.040 --> 29:39.624 How long have you been staying here? 29:39.712 --> 29:45.460 I overwintered. Oh, I'll make sure the place stays well taken care of. 29:46.240 --> 29:48.472 It's probably been pretty quiet up here this winter. 29:48.536 --> 29:52.620 Yes. All work, no play. It's been rough. 29:53.120 --> 29:57.176 You work for the hotel? 29:57.288 --> 29:58.940 No, I'm a caretaker. 29:59.760 --> 30:01.710 Oh, all right. 30:01.800 --> 30:04.434 Does it all work and no play make you a dull boy? 30:04.562 --> 30:17.682 Yeah, I was getting there. I had to. I had to bust back out the quill. The typewriter was just getting a little monotonous. All day every day. 30:17.786 --> 30:19.350 And you didn't have a pen? 30:22.330 --> 30:24.750 Emory has found her horse and will die on it. 30:25.050 --> 30:31.264 I'm just saying there's more convenient writing utensils that are usually more easily accessible than a quill and ink. 30:31.312 --> 30:37.780 She says, just with the same tone of voice. She informed Mel that she could lick anything. You didn't have a pen? 30:38.200 --> 30:51.260 I just. I like the weight in my hand. I wrote my very first story with this quill. It's the story I'm the best known for. 30:54.680 --> 30:55.568 What's that story? 30:55.624 --> 30:57.460 Something this worth coming back to. 30:58.480 --> 30:59.704 Is it published? 30:59.832 --> 31:00.860 Oh yes. 31:01.280 --> 31:02.580 What's it called? 31:02.880 --> 31:04.920 Why does Emery sound like such a dick right now? 31:04.960 --> 31:11.020 I don't know. He wrote it with a quill. I don't know if it got published. 31:11.360 --> 31:20.260 It's. Wow. I then sent it to an editor. We cross draft it. We got it printed proper. Of course. 31:20.800 --> 31:22.312 Every writer needs their muse, right? 31:22.336 --> 31:26.954 Wasn't it Charles Dickens that wrote all. He hand wrote all his stories out. 31:27.042 --> 31:30.090 I believe that to be the Once upon a time everybody wrote all their. 31:30.130 --> 31:30.698 Well, that's true. 31:30.714 --> 31:34.074 It used to be they Wrote Homer wrote the Odyssey. 31:34.202 --> 31:35.002 The Illithid. 31:35.066 --> 31:36.030 The Illith. 31:37.410 --> 31:40.950 Wow, you just rewrote all of space and time. 31:41.890 --> 31:44.510 I accidentally almost called it the Illithy. 31:44.850 --> 31:45.962 Isn't it the Iliad? 31:46.026 --> 31:48.026 Iliad. And Odyssey almost became a story. 31:48.098 --> 31:51.710 Okay, it's an Iliad. Odyssey for Illithid. 31:56.120 --> 31:58.060 Boy, howdy, would that be a different story? 32:00.920 --> 32:03.968 I was just curious because I wanted to know if I knew it. That's all. 32:04.104 --> 32:08.660 It's a book called the Tenet of Wildfell Hall. 32:10.520 --> 32:13.180 History to see if James even knows what that is. 32:14.200 --> 32:15.260 You could try. 32:20.130 --> 32:21.018 I got a seven. 32:21.074 --> 32:22.710 Yeah. You. You've never heard of it? 32:24.130 --> 32:26.350 Did you post something on TikTok? 32:27.650 --> 32:30.442 Did I what? Never mind, dear. 32:30.586 --> 32:31.510 Never mind. 32:32.210 --> 32:35.510 Nothing's been tick tocking anytime recently. The clock stopped working. 32:36.050 --> 32:37.190 Never mind. 32:37.570 --> 32:41.242 Can I do an insight check on that interaction? Because, like. Like on his face. 32:41.346 --> 32:52.518 Oh, he's genuinely confused by what a TikTok is. Okay, he's also not young. I mean, this man's not like. He's not like an aging, decrepit grandpa by any stretch, but. 32:52.574 --> 32:55.890 One sec. Let me get a control. A. Elliot, you know what TikTok is, right? 32:56.830 --> 32:58.838 That's the sound your watch makes. 32:58.974 --> 33:01.766 Okay, so that's just a general old man thing. Got it. 33:01.918 --> 33:03.530 How about on Instagram? 33:04.270 --> 33:11.018 It's a nice ball cap you got there, sonny. Look like you really fit the part out here. 33:11.214 --> 33:11.682 Thanks. 33:11.746 --> 33:13.230 Call me old. 33:14.810 --> 33:17.026 She called you pretentious. Don't forget that. 33:17.178 --> 33:18.050 I didn't say that. 33:18.090 --> 33:21.506 She did not say it out loud. Okay, I don't. 33:21.618 --> 33:23.298 Yeah. Jack was not an earshot. 33:23.394 --> 33:30.390 Yeah, My. My kids keep telling me I should get that Instagram, but honestly, I think Facebook's too much hassle. 33:31.290 --> 33:34.630 Only the old people are on Facebook anymore. Duh. 33:35.930 --> 33:36.572 Oof. 33:36.666 --> 33:38.024 Maybe I should try it again then. 33:38.112 --> 33:39.180 That one hurt. 33:41.120 --> 33:42.696 I wish it weren't true. 33:42.808 --> 33:43.336 I know. 33:43.408 --> 33:51.016 Out of character. I love the fact that, like, this guy's gonna let us stay here potentially in exchange for stories, and we're just being dicks. 33:51.208 --> 33:52.584 It's cutting you a hell of a deal. 33:52.672 --> 33:54.552 Hey, I gave him a good story. 33:54.736 --> 33:56.344 That was a fair story. That was an amazing story. 33:56.352 --> 33:57.624 That was a very good story. 33:57.792 --> 33:59.352 I was scattered. 33:59.416 --> 34:01.032 I helped fill in the blanks. 34:01.176 --> 34:05.280 Anybody who's still curious about this guy, you can try rolling a perception check. As if you want. 34:06.060 --> 34:06.996 All afternoon. 34:07.028 --> 34:10.843 And I can't roll for 17. 34:11.124 --> 34:12.388 17. 34:12.524 --> 34:13.252 No. 34:13.436 --> 34:15.320 Passive, passive. 34:16.220 --> 34:18.160 The ink he's using is gold. 34:18.860 --> 34:19.880 Interesting. 34:24.300 --> 34:28.148 Well, I've never. I've never heard of your book, so. I don't know. 34:28.284 --> 34:34.569 It was. Well, read when it first came out, but it's kind of fallen out of favor. You know how the literary scene is. 34:35.029 --> 34:38.077 I'm not especially in tune with the literary scene. 34:38.173 --> 34:39.837 How long ago did it come out? 34:39.973 --> 34:46.329 Oh, it's been a fair couple of years. I was but a young man when it came out. 34:46.949 --> 34:48.445 Oh, okay. 34:48.557 --> 34:50.409 That's before I was born, then. 34:51.109 --> 34:53.629 Oh, I'm positive it was well before your time. 34:53.669 --> 35:02.257 Young lady, you're giving me flat for sounding like an asshole for you. 35:02.453 --> 35:03.510 You're old. 35:11.570 --> 35:18.710 I was legitimately doing, like, a control to see whether or not, like, the generally older people knew about TikTok, so that's what I was going for. 35:19.570 --> 35:20.350 Ow. 35:21.090 --> 35:23.310 That's karma right there, buddy. 35:25.170 --> 35:35.100 Well, this has been fun. We really appreciate the chance to warm up. I think we wanted to check out the rest of town before it got too dark and look around a little bit, make sure. 35:35.220 --> 35:36.268 Yeah, we're going to. 35:36.324 --> 35:36.844 We need. 35:36.932 --> 35:40.972 We appreciate it, and we're going to move on down the road. 35:41.076 --> 35:45.760 Oh, it's getting close to nightfall. It's awful cold. You don't want to stay for the evening. 35:46.100 --> 35:48.332 Plus, you know, most places are probably closed by now. 35:48.436 --> 35:50.748 We have some very spirited rooms. 35:50.844 --> 35:59.854 I'm sure you do. And that. Yeah, now we need to go saucers. We need to get on the road. 36:00.022 --> 36:06.078 We're more interested in peaceful, restful rooms, not spirited ones. 36:06.254 --> 36:08.670 Now we have some peaceful, restful rooms as well. 36:08.710 --> 36:10.638 Bro, I could probably just fall asleep in this seat. 36:10.734 --> 36:17.246 You know what? Out of character, I think this feels like a Persuasion role from the dm. 36:17.438 --> 36:18.638 From the DM to you? 36:18.694 --> 36:19.278 Yes. 36:19.374 --> 36:21.086 Okay, like Persuasion. 36:21.198 --> 36:29.060 Like me as the player. I do. What insight, wisdom. What do you think? Oh, damn. 36:29.560 --> 36:32.160 I was gonna say I can roll my insight, but it's not. 36:32.280 --> 36:34.736 Is it gonna matter? You sound like you just rolled really well. 36:34.808 --> 36:35.920 No, I rolled terrible. 36:36.000 --> 36:37.984 Okay, we'll see. 36:38.152 --> 36:43.808 Because I'm like, I. The player is. No way in hell do I want to stay here. But I'm like, I don't know. Elliot might be persuaded. 36:43.824 --> 36:46.540 I rolled a six on my insight. I add three. 36:47.560 --> 36:50.404 Well, I rolled a 14 and I subtract one, so that's. 36:50.452 --> 36:53.668 Yeah, my total was five, eight minus one. 36:53.804 --> 36:56.160 Ooh, I got in that 20. 36:57.340 --> 36:58.452 What's your persuasion? 36:58.516 --> 36:59.716 But you're the one that wants to. 36:59.788 --> 37:04.388 Say 12 are skeptical, are not being convinced. 37:04.484 --> 37:07.028 I'm like, yeah, it is cold. It's dark. 37:07.124 --> 37:09.600 I don't really want to get back on the horse right now. 37:10.460 --> 37:11.640 I'm drunk. 37:12.140 --> 37:15.150 I'm drunk. You did. 37:15.190 --> 37:16.878 Elliot's probably feeling Pretty good too. 37:16.934 --> 37:17.310 He's. 37:17.390 --> 37:23.374 He's probably feeling pretty good. He's been drinking whiskey. Elliot's kind of like, ah, it's probably not that bad. 37:23.462 --> 37:25.870 We'll have time to check out town tomorrow. 37:26.030 --> 37:28.846 Everything's that bad. Everything's that bad. 37:28.918 --> 37:30.670 Wait, what was your insight check? 37:30.830 --> 37:32.254 Better. She rolled higher. 37:32.342 --> 37:33.502 Rolled higher than he did. 37:33.606 --> 37:34.110 Yep. 37:34.190 --> 37:35.662 My passive nine didn't. 37:35.806 --> 37:40.914 I'm right on the edge though. I could probably be convinced because the odds need to be. 37:40.914 --> 37:42.570 You gotta work on this guy right here. 37:43.670 --> 37:46.670 Weirdly enough, the one dude is like adamant that like I like this place. 37:46.710 --> 37:47.770 We should stay. 37:49.350 --> 37:52.622 He doesn't need to persuade you. You already wanted to stay. 37:52.726 --> 37:52.894 So. 37:52.902 --> 37:54.142 Yeah, that role was. Yeah. 37:54.206 --> 37:54.814 Moot. 37:54.942 --> 37:56.030 Moot. Yeah. 37:56.110 --> 37:57.454 Jacob, what do you think? 37:57.542 --> 37:59.410 Oh yeah, that's based it off of a kid. 38:00.950 --> 38:02.610 He's asleep on Luke. 38:04.070 --> 38:06.574 He's asleep like a kitty cat by the fire. 38:06.742 --> 38:09.374 He and Charlie are both curled up together by the fire. 38:09.462 --> 38:11.182 Jeff, what do you think? 38:11.286 --> 38:17.784 Jeff's here. Oh, Jeff tells a psycho story. Oh, I'm sure. 38:17.872 --> 38:19.608 Yeah, that'd be outrageous. 38:19.704 --> 38:23.100 Insane that I'll maybe release his bonus content someday. 38:23.440 --> 38:25.800 Yeah, no, Jeff, it definitely tells us. 38:25.840 --> 38:29.540 Like whipped me again and again and again. 38:30.560 --> 38:41.280 Jeff rolled quite well and he. He's used to hard living so he could take it or leave it. Frankly, this guy's not convincing Jeff. 38:43.700 --> 38:46.188 But Jeff hasn't been fighting ghosts either, so. 38:46.244 --> 38:56.560 Yeah, yeah, exactly. Jeff's heard some of your guys stories as you've been writing about the ghosts. And he's sitting there like, look, you guys said this place is haunted. 38:58.260 --> 39:02.800 I mean they advertised stuff in the gift shop would. Yeah. 39:04.670 --> 39:05.302 I don't. 39:05.366 --> 39:07.770 Because all those are totally accurate. 39:08.190 --> 39:14.550 I'm not thrilled about the idea of staying in a haunted place. Like very, very clear. 39:14.670 --> 39:16.102 That's a pretty nice place. 39:16.206 --> 39:18.250 I'd rather fight another owlbear. 39:18.750 --> 39:19.798 We didn't. 39:19.974 --> 39:21.254 Jack says what? 39:21.342 --> 39:22.678 I fought the owlbear. 39:22.774 --> 39:24.422 We ran away from that thing screaming. 39:24.486 --> 39:25.942 But I don't know if I remember it. 39:25.966 --> 39:36.260 We never clarified screaming from another owlbear. I will very, very less interestingly tell Jack about the owlbear. 39:37.000 --> 39:47.936 He's. He writes it down. But mostly anybody who's looking just sees Owlbear question mark written down on his book. Owlbear. 39:47.968 --> 39:50.380 Well, great. Now it's dark. Now we need to stay. 39:50.680 --> 39:55.322 Yeah, yeah. We've spent too long trying to deliberate whether or not we were staying or not. And now we're staying. 39:55.416 --> 39:56.182 You guys have. 39:56.286 --> 39:59.450 Well then I'll tell him the longer story of an owlbear. 40:01.550 --> 40:03.970 Genuinely. Do you Guys, want to stay or not? 40:04.590 --> 40:05.574 Sounds like we're gonna. 40:05.622 --> 40:06.758 I'm convinced to stay. 40:06.894 --> 40:07.574 Okay. 40:07.702 --> 40:11.254 We're already warm and cozy and turnt. Let's get it done. 40:11.422 --> 40:14.170 Listen, if you've got dinner here, I'm. 40:15.150 --> 40:21.290 I'm sure the cook would be excited to cook something up for some folks other than just myself. 40:22.390 --> 40:24.142 Also, I'm kind of tired of cooking. 40:24.286 --> 40:27.090 Well, if we're not going, I'll have another brandy. 40:27.590 --> 40:28.330 Same. 40:29.270 --> 40:33.406 And the bartender who's been there the whole time refills your glass. 40:33.598 --> 40:34.766 Hell yeah. 40:34.958 --> 40:37.010 Many things, my lady. 40:38.070 --> 40:39.090 Yikes. 40:41.750 --> 40:47.740 If that came across creepy. He did not intend it that way. Meant it. Politicians, light and cordial. 40:50.560 --> 40:51.752 It's just. 40:51.936 --> 40:52.904 Nevermind. 40:53.032 --> 40:55.220 Yeah, it's tricky to pull that one off. 40:55.520 --> 40:58.344 I've never been called my lady before. I was flattered. 40:58.392 --> 40:59.704 It's the joke about the guys that. 40:59.712 --> 41:04.500 Wear the fedoras and can confirm. It is an awkward one to pull off. 41:05.040 --> 41:07.896 It can work, but it's fair. 41:07.968 --> 41:09.256 You gotta tip your hat first. 41:09.328 --> 41:12.680 I didn't have a hat. I never have a hat when I say that. 41:12.720 --> 41:13.266 Dumb. 41:13.408 --> 41:14.210 Anyway. 41:16.070 --> 41:17.518 Well, fantastic. 41:17.614 --> 41:21.070 Cuz I don't spit game anyway. 41:21.230 --> 41:22.650 Dante? Is that you? 41:27.030 --> 41:29.290 James's eyes roll in the back of his head. 41:30.310 --> 41:31.410 Dante. 41:34.470 --> 41:39.690 Well, fantastic. We will go get your room prepared. Please enjoy the fire. 41:41.430 --> 41:45.358 Can I ask what number room you're preparing? 41:45.534 --> 41:49.310 I would like none of the rooms in the gift shop. Yes. 41:49.390 --> 41:50.990 Oh no, I wouldn't put you in the gift shop. 41:51.070 --> 41:55.230 No, I just meant they feature if there's numbers in the gift shop. 41:55.310 --> 41:55.918 I don't want. 41:55.974 --> 41:57.050 I don't want those. 42:00.230 --> 42:07.370 I will have to see what's available. You just said the whole DM shorthand for. Hold on. 42:10.070 --> 42:15.250 I'm scrooping first floor next to a door. 42:15.910 --> 42:19.530 Hey, you want to be on the first floor, you'll hear all the commotion on me. 42:19.830 --> 42:21.010 What commotion? 42:21.350 --> 42:23.290 We have people who work through here. 42:24.230 --> 42:25.422 Yeah, that's not going to be a problem. 42:25.446 --> 42:27.970 Yeah, you'll have to hear the staff walking back and forth. 42:28.470 --> 42:30.090 You know what? I'm fine with that. 42:31.110 --> 42:34.254 Yeah, we do want all the rooms next to one another. 42:34.342 --> 42:37.110 You heard the story about grip, right? You remember that? 42:37.570 --> 42:39.882 Yeah, you saw a weird guy in the woods. 42:39.946 --> 42:41.242 Oh, it gets so much worse. 42:41.306 --> 42:44.474 Anyway, can we tell him that one after we've slowed? 42:44.522 --> 42:45.750 Yeah, maybe we should. 42:47.010 --> 43:09.850 Yeah. Well, in the meantime, feel free to walk around, take a look. This is a gorgeous, gorgeous building. You basically have the run of the place. Go ahead and explore around. We do ask that you not take any items out of the gift shop. We do Anticipate commerce being available again. And that stuff was expensive. 43:10.670 --> 43:12.982 That's awful optimistic of you. 43:13.166 --> 43:13.574 Yeah. 43:13.622 --> 43:18.134 We lose power every winter. It'll come back okay. 43:18.182 --> 43:18.966 Hopefully. 43:19.158 --> 43:20.262 Well, that's the goal. 43:20.326 --> 43:25.170 That's what we're trying to do better with. Trying to help you there with that. 43:27.630 --> 43:29.110 That's weirdly pessimistic. 43:29.190 --> 43:31.750 Innocently curious about. About random things. 43:33.490 --> 43:35.114 What don't you remember? 43:35.162 --> 43:46.714 Just being innocently curious about random things and wanting to go investigate. And now we're like shadow kill. I heard a noise, I draw my sword. 43:46.842 --> 43:49.290 Everybody does not want to fuck with Goose. 43:49.450 --> 43:56.176 If you want to see something particularly strange before it gets too much colder, we do have the Cryonyx museum just across the parking lot. 43:56.298 --> 43:57.200 The what? 43:57.820 --> 43:58.532 Thank you. 43:58.636 --> 44:00.560 There's a frozen dead guy in there. 44:02.140 --> 44:03.492 You what now? 44:03.596 --> 44:04.852 That's a real thing? 44:04.876 --> 44:05.640 Apparently. 44:06.140 --> 44:07.508 Oh, I have to see this. 44:07.644 --> 44:09.680 And the tour o knock must see this. 44:11.820 --> 44:15.716 I'm. I'm good. I am good with frozen and dead things. 44:15.788 --> 44:17.140 Anybody want to come with me? Because I'm going. 44:17.180 --> 44:18.036 Oh, hell yeah, I'm going. 44:18.108 --> 44:19.440 Yeah, let's go. 44:20.060 --> 44:25.602 Well, God damn, I don't want to go, but the last time we spoke split up, we about died. We better go with you. 44:25.706 --> 44:27.106 Yeah, that's probably a good point. 44:27.178 --> 44:28.386 Oh, killjoy. 44:28.498 --> 44:28.914 Yeah. 44:28.962 --> 44:31.874 You want to go see a frozen dead body? Just go hang out outside. 44:31.962 --> 44:34.350 It's nice to see them not moving for once. 44:35.050 --> 44:36.418 It's probably moving now. 44:36.474 --> 44:37.170 Hopefully. 44:37.330 --> 44:41.778 Well, then it would be really funny to see a frozen dead guy attempting to get out of a thing. 44:41.914 --> 44:43.202 I don't think that's funny at all. 44:43.226 --> 44:44.626 That's not funny. I am not. 44:44.698 --> 44:53.546 No, I am wildly curious how they made this last an hour. This tour took an hour. See a dead dude, an almost dead dude. 44:53.578 --> 45:01.050 I guess technically I'm sure he's dead by now. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure. Once the power went out, he's gone. 45:01.130 --> 45:03.018 And now he's undead. You know what? 45:03.074 --> 45:08.790 Because the thing's probably not getting power anymore, so it's probably just another juicy dead guy. Never mind. I pass. 45:09.090 --> 45:11.610 Juicy dead guy. That was an odd way to put it. 45:11.730 --> 45:13.914 I don't think you've encountered any juicy dead guys. 45:13.962 --> 45:17.476 Well, yeah, because he's defrosting, so he's still gooey. 45:17.668 --> 45:19.924 Like I said, now he's a juicy undead guy. 45:19.972 --> 45:24.484 Yeah, and he bet things are coming back to life, right? 45:24.652 --> 45:26.372 Yeah, I know I've killed several of. 45:26.396 --> 45:36.644 Them saying I'll get my sword. I guess we'll go kill him again. 45:36.732 --> 45:39.348 Here I was holding on to your machete. For reasons. You can have that back. 45:39.404 --> 45:41.200 What the hell did you. 45:41.690 --> 45:43.950 You were asking for it the other day, so there it is. 45:44.570 --> 45:48.082 Thanks. You're welcome. I think that's wild. 45:48.226 --> 47:12.930 So, yeah, you guys go over there. What you see from what I can see appears to be. It looks like they intentionally made it look kind of like a sauna. Like a nice one with the wood detailing everywhere, which gives me the exact opposite vibe of what this man is trying to achieve. Which is what you see is a big stainless steel cylinder in the middle of a sauna with Alcor written all over it. And you get the information saying that this dude, they call it the Frozen Dead Guy Tour. And they give you a little bit of history on cryonics, which cryonics was the belief that you could flip freeze yourself now and be brought back later. Later when medicine is far more advanced. The idea being if you have a currently incurable, they could freeze you until they find the cure, bring you back out and cure you. Cure ya. The feller in the tube goes by the Breado Morestol. I believe that's how you would say this name. He is the most prized exhibit serving as an undeniable tie to Estes Park's renowned Frozen Dead Guy Days festival. What? 47:15.070 --> 47:18.886 Not to say I have heard of that festival. 47:18.998 --> 47:22.374 So I'm going to the Stanley Hotel one of these days. This is happening. 47:22.422 --> 47:23.542 This place is getting cooler. 47:23.606 --> 47:25.490 What the fuck is happening up there? 47:28.960 --> 47:46.620 Okay. Yeah, they just have pamphlets. It used to be a video tour, so they have some pamphlets now. And you learn a fair bit about the correlation between cryonics and the storied legacy of this legendary event. All with the man himself, Bretto Marstol, as the centerpiece. 47:47.120 --> 47:50.152 Does it say when they froze? Said Bretto. 47:50.216 --> 47:54.978 Probably. When did they freeze? 47:55.154 --> 47:57.282 This is a fun thing to have. 47:57.306 --> 48:00.002 In a hotel or next to a hotel. 48:00.146 --> 48:02.498 It is also supposedly very haunted. 48:02.514 --> 48:03.682 Yeah, I was gonna say especially a. 48:03.706 --> 48:07.473 Hotel with the reputation like 89. 48:07.674 --> 48:08.578 89. 48:08.634 --> 48:09.010 Wow. 48:09.090 --> 48:14.418 I feel like that's finding out that they used to embalm bodies in the basement of the Hotel Colorado or something. 48:14.554 --> 48:37.372 So in the pamphlet you see that in 1989, a Norwegian citizen named Tryggvog, okay, maybe brought the corpse of his recently deceased grandfather, Brito Marstol. The second O has the slashy thing through it. So that changes how it's pronounced, but I don't know how. 48:37.476 --> 48:39.756 I think it's still a har O, but I don't know. 48:39.828 --> 48:40.572 Arstuhl. 48:40.636 --> 48:55.358 Arstuhl. To the United States. The body was preserved on dry ice for the trip and stored in liquid nitrogen at the Trans Time Cryonics facility in San Leandro, California from 90 to 93. 48:55.414 --> 48:56.814 That apparently existed. 48:56.942 --> 48:59.570 Apparently. What the hell? 49:00.710 --> 49:04.814 I didn't realize we were that into cryogenics that like, in that time frame, I had no idea. 49:04.862 --> 49:06.414 Oh, I remember if he was a. 49:06.422 --> 49:11.262 Thing a little late. Like, I thought you were supposed to freeze them before. Before they died. 49:11.326 --> 49:13.406 That was always my thoughts. But that's a side note. 49:13.438 --> 49:18.730 No, that's killing somebody. That's against the law. You have to wait till they die first. 49:20.310 --> 49:33.370 So they also tell you, because this is a little bit of local branding, they wanted you to come back for the festival. Frozen Dead Guy Days, One of Colorado's most beloved annual events. Says them to a room of colored that are learning about this. 49:38.300 --> 49:46.212 Yeah, I've heard of the Frozen Dead Guy Festival, but I thought it had to do with someone freezing to death in the national park, so it makes sense. 49:46.276 --> 49:50.452 Right next to Rocky Mountain National Park. Yeah, a famously cold area. 49:50.556 --> 49:58.660 I feel like this is like the beloved Mike the Headless Chicken base. This like breaks up there with Mike the Headless Chicken. 49:58.740 --> 50:00.244 All of Colorado celebrates. 50:00.292 --> 50:01.320 No, they don't. 50:03.100 --> 50:03.960 One place. 50:04.060 --> 50:04.784 No, that's sick. 50:04.832 --> 50:06.240 It's really fucked up. 50:06.360 --> 50:08.340 So they do coffin races. 50:10.760 --> 50:12.912 I have heard of the coffin races. 50:13.056 --> 50:13.696 I thought they. 50:13.768 --> 50:15.460 They do a polar plunge. 50:15.800 --> 50:16.660 Okay. 50:17.000 --> 50:19.180 A frostbite fashion show. 50:19.720 --> 50:24.000 What does that consist of? I would love to see pictures. Oh, my God. If we can post that on Instagram. 50:24.080 --> 50:24.944 In makeup. 50:25.072 --> 50:25.860 Okay. 50:26.840 --> 50:44.790 So that it says the story is. Grandpaporeto is over 120 years old. Sort of. For years, he was the resident of a tough shed in the hills above Nederland, Colorado, just 40 miles south of Estes park, where he remained very, very, very cold. 50:48.490 --> 50:50.194 What the fuck is going on? 50:50.282 --> 50:52.434 The worst part is, like, you could. 50:52.522 --> 50:54.290 Freeze this content up. 50:54.410 --> 50:55.682 No. This is wild. 50:55.746 --> 50:56.470 Yeah. 50:57.250 --> 51:02.970 I feel like there's something for us to do. And then we've just gone down. Absolutely. 51:03.050 --> 51:04.570 We're going down a rabbit hole now. 51:04.690 --> 51:05.790 Rabbit hole. 51:06.450 --> 51:11.002 These days, Grandpa is still frozen in a state of suspended animation awaiting the. 51:11.026 --> 51:12.330 Big thaw that's generous. 51:12.410 --> 51:29.912 The one that will bring him back to life. There's a good story behind this one that stretches from Norway to California to Colorado, involving cryonics, deportation, psychics, celebrations, and a dedicated iceman and a cryonics rescue mission. 51:30.056 --> 51:31.944 So what I'm hearing is that we need to. 51:32.032 --> 51:33.900 We gotta go kill Grandpa. 51:35.600 --> 51:36.536 Here's the thing. 51:36.608 --> 51:37.688 Grandpa's gonna come back. 51:37.744 --> 51:48.328 I'm assuming that James or Maybe every reading this out loud to us while we're standing in the thing and about halfway Mel's like. And this is why I don't read. This is fucking stupid. 51:48.504 --> 51:50.674 Like, he's a grandpa. 51:50.722 --> 51:57.890 He died from a heart condition in 89. He's dead. This is a dead dude in an ice box. He enjoyed. 51:57.970 --> 52:05.430 He's just very well preserved. And ice. Yeah. They're not bringing him back. That's not how cry. Like, that's not cryogenics. He's just frozen. 52:05.850 --> 52:12.162 So what's funny is that it's actually cold enough that he's probably still frozen. Even though power doesn't work anymore. He's probably still frozen. 52:12.226 --> 52:16.276 I'm told you he's undead now like every other thing that isn't die. 52:16.308 --> 52:18.280 He's just the first ice mummy. 52:18.700 --> 52:20.116 Yeah, well, man made. 52:20.188 --> 52:22.212 They found man made ice mummy. Yeah, fair. 52:22.316 --> 52:24.788 So big bigger question is this like. 52:24.844 --> 52:27.444 Speaking of, they find them in Norway a lot for some reason. 52:27.612 --> 52:29.668 So it's like a solid metal tube. 52:29.764 --> 52:31.680 There was one 25. 52:34.540 --> 52:37.028 It could just be a stainless steel tube. 52:37.124 --> 52:37.572 Does it. 52:37.596 --> 52:38.788 Yeah, that's true. 52:38.804 --> 52:40.400 There might not be nobody in there. 52:42.740 --> 52:47.000 Does it have like punch marks? Like something's been trying to get out of it? 52:48.180 --> 52:49.308 You're not there. 52:49.444 --> 52:50.156 We're not there. 52:50.228 --> 52:51.564 You decided not to go. I thought. 52:51.652 --> 52:53.404 No, I thought we're lurking in the. 52:53.412 --> 52:55.596 Back of the group not to split. 52:55.628 --> 52:57.468 Up because the last time we split. 52:57.484 --> 53:20.940 Up, three of us for reception check, I guess, while you roll. Before grandfather, Breda Morstal died from a heart condition in 89. He enjoyed a comfortable life in Norway where he was born and raised. He loves painting, fishing, skiing and hiking. He was also the director of Parks and Rec in Norway's Barum county for more than 30 years. 53:22.840 --> 53:28.032 So his after life is way more interesting than his life is what I'm hearing. 53:28.096 --> 53:29.328 Yeah, he's a lot cooler now. 53:29.384 --> 53:37.660 I got 22 on the perception check. God damn it. 53:38.360 --> 53:39.460 Oh my God. 53:40.040 --> 53:42.260 Now you hear some knocking sounds. 53:43.560 --> 53:59.900 I told you that we gotta kill grandpa. We could have just rode down the road and ignored the hotel. No, now we gotta come here and kill abominable grandpa. Well, let's roll initiative and get after it. 54:01.000 --> 54:03.980 How the hell are we gonna punch through a steel tube to kill. 54:04.280 --> 54:05.408 We wait for him to. 54:05.464 --> 54:07.580 We're gonna wait for him to punch his way out. 54:09.470 --> 54:12.810 How strong is undead grandpa? Undead frozen grandpa. 54:16.830 --> 54:20.730 I don't know if I want to thaw him out wild. 54:22.590 --> 54:25.690 Let's see how fast the DM can build a bad guy. 54:26.190 --> 54:30.198 Is there an ice zombie. There's gotta be ice zombies in my ice window. 54:30.294 --> 54:32.086 I feel like we should take a break for a second. 54:32.158 --> 56:56.740 Yeah, we are absolutely gonna take a break. 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So if a less expensive option is more up your alley, please follow us on the social medias like and subscribe to our content on your preferred listening app and share us with your friends. Links to all of this are found in the podcast description. Hmm. Well, it sounds like my other guests are having quite the restless night's sleep. I should make sure that they're doing okay. You can see yourself out when you are ready. Now let's go ahead and roll for initiative. 56:59.240 --> 57:04.500 Boy, what a tangent. We have found ourselves upon YAR tracks. 57:06.440 --> 57:08.528 My only decent roll so far this summer. 57:08.544 --> 57:09.728 I feel pretty good about this one. 57:09.784 --> 57:11.428 I am freaking on it as well. 57:11.544 --> 57:12.300 Emery. 57:12.460 --> 57:13.160 17. 57:22.740 --> 57:25.404 How much you all want to bet that Elliot's gonna go first? 57:25.492 --> 57:27.500 I'm almost positive I'll be shocked. 57:27.580 --> 57:29.960 He is on site, bro. He is ready to go. 57:31.860 --> 57:40.482 27. God damn, I can roll higher than that. 57:40.586 --> 57:42.370 Yeah, I've seen you roll higher than that. 57:42.410 --> 57:45.721 32 that one time, Bulldog. 21. 57:45.906 --> 57:46.738 21. 57:46.794 --> 57:47.362 Nice. 57:47.506 --> 57:49.650 That's because I didn't start this this time. 57:49.770 --> 57:50.470 Mel. 57:50.890 --> 57:51.630 9. 57:53.290 --> 57:53.858 James. 57:53.954 --> 57:54.738 Mel. Chug that. 57:54.794 --> 57:57.426 I got a natural 20 and the highest I can get is a 23. 57:57.498 --> 57:58.818 She's not very alert right now. 57:58.874 --> 57:59.590 Nope. 58:01.530 --> 58:02.274 All right. 58:02.362 --> 58:03.718 You drank this second brand. 58:03.774 --> 58:12.422 I did. I chugged it because I was really disappointed. Wait, we're leaving. Wait, we're. We're. Are we okay, we're not leaving. We're leaving. Oh, fine. 58:12.486 --> 58:17.770 Everything on that side looks correct. Yes. All right, Elliot. 58:19.470 --> 58:26.438 So Elliot's hearing the crashing on The. The room that we're in. Can I get a. Just a quick overview of the room? 58:26.494 --> 58:26.774 Yeah. 58:26.822 --> 58:29.618 What's the size of it? Where's the cylinder? Where's the door? 58:29.794 --> 59:06.566 Call it a 40x40. Door is to the south. There's about. We'll say there's 15ft from the door to the display room thing that frozen dead dude's in. He's in like a 5x5 fish room with the container basically occupying most of it. Like, it's like he's like kind of sort of sealed off from you because they don't want people fucking with it. 59:06.638 --> 59:07.302 Okay. 59:07.446 --> 59:21.484 You see a door. It's five by five up at the corner. You see a door on its. And then there's just like tables that display shit in the other corner. 59:21.662 --> 59:22.500 Okay. 59:22.920 --> 59:27.152 Pretty bare bones room. It was mostly meant to just hold some people while a dude talked weird shit at. 59:27.176 --> 59:33.152 You got it. I'm gonna move to the southwest corner, which should be as far away as I can get. 59:33.256 --> 59:33.760 Okay. 59:33.840 --> 59:41.616 And I'm gonna draw my bow. And if I can see somebody once he busts out, I'm gonna take a shot. 59:41.728 --> 59:46.380 Okay. James Elliot moved to a quarter. 59:47.330 --> 59:51.146 Ready. I'm gonna prep a firebolt, I guess. 59:51.258 --> 59:51.866 Okay. 59:51.978 --> 59:55.630 For once I see frozen dead dude. 59:55.970 --> 01:00:00.830 Okay, hold on. James is holding his hands. 01:00:01.970 --> 01:00:05.710 Okay. He's Kamehameh. 01:00:07.330 --> 01:00:09.270 He's starting a three turn. 01:00:09.890 --> 01:00:10.314 Hold on. 01:00:10.322 --> 01:00:11.670 I gotta get the combo right. 01:00:13.660 --> 01:00:20.132 So nothing's out yet. 01:00:20.236 --> 01:00:21.380 Nothing's out yet. 01:00:21.500 --> 01:00:22.500 But we're hearing noises. 01:00:22.580 --> 01:00:30.292 You just currently hear metal bonging sounds because something is banging on a metal inside. 01:00:30.436 --> 01:00:35.172 Okay. I don't know what it is. 01:00:35.276 --> 01:00:37.364 The cylinder's inside the five foot. 01:00:37.452 --> 01:00:40.428 Yeah. It's slightly bigger than five, but it's practically. 01:00:40.524 --> 01:00:41.280 Okay. 01:00:42.180 --> 01:00:45.020 There's not enough room for you guys to want to be in there. 01:00:45.140 --> 01:00:47.040 Yeah, it's like. It's like a glass. 01:00:47.380 --> 01:00:54.572 Yeah, it's kind of got like. It's got big windows in it, but it's got like farm wood. 01:00:54.716 --> 01:00:55.356 Okay. 01:00:55.468 --> 01:00:58.364 It looks like they're trying to recreate that sauna aesthetic. 01:00:58.412 --> 01:00:58.972 Gotcha. 01:00:59.036 --> 01:01:02.364 With big viewing windows into the metal tube room he's in. 01:01:02.452 --> 01:01:03.756 Okay, thank you. 01:01:03.828 --> 01:01:05.764 Just big enough to contain the metal tube. 01:01:05.852 --> 01:01:07.492 What a fucking weird room design. 01:01:07.596 --> 01:01:10.564 Which is just. And that's genuine. That's off their side. 01:01:10.652 --> 01:01:11.920 Everything about it. 01:01:12.300 --> 01:01:20.500 So Ulnock is going to go into a rage and proceed to the front of the room in front of the canister. 01:01:20.660 --> 01:01:24.560 Okay. So you're going to where the door would be. Where the door is. 01:01:25.100 --> 01:01:28.180 I want to be a bullet sponge. If shit goes down, I want to take the damage. 01:01:28.260 --> 01:01:30.760 Okay. Are you opening door, leaving door closed? 01:01:32.710 --> 01:01:38.210 I'd start hitting it. Because if you don't attack anything, you pop out of rage. 01:01:41.110 --> 01:01:44.718 Or. Well, if something attacks me, I will be the first thing it sees. 01:01:44.894 --> 01:01:47.150 That's assuming he gets out of the cylinder this round. 01:01:47.270 --> 01:01:54.174 True. In which case we'll have to go into a rage again, which is not a great idea. 01:01:54.302 --> 01:01:58.248 We got several. We're gonna long rest right after this. 01:01:58.304 --> 01:01:59.000 Yeah. Fair. 01:01:59.040 --> 01:01:59.660 Yeah. 01:02:00.080 --> 01:02:02.860 You can burn all your rages on this encounter. 01:02:03.360 --> 01:02:08.008 I'm gonna stay safe and stick with that rage thought. And we're gonna go in. Let's open the door. 01:02:08.104 --> 01:02:23.060 Okay, perfect. So you see in this room, a big metal cylinder with a lot of hoses and wires and shit connected to the base of it. Do you see a growing puddle of water underneath? 01:02:23.630 --> 01:02:24.230 Okay. 01:02:24.310 --> 01:02:30.422 You would think it would be a fire hazard if there was still electricity, Right? But it's currently not a fire hazard. 01:02:30.486 --> 01:02:30.902 No. 01:02:31.006 --> 01:02:33.530 Are there like, fist prints on the wall? 01:02:34.510 --> 01:02:36.250 The bonging is louder. 01:02:36.830 --> 01:02:37.690 Okay. 01:02:38.190 --> 01:02:41.782 Because the door is open to the room that the bonging is occurring. 01:02:41.846 --> 01:02:42.730 That's logical. 01:02:43.230 --> 01:02:44.182 Makes sense. 01:02:44.326 --> 01:02:47.730 And the bonging intensifies. Emery, your turn. 01:02:49.080 --> 01:02:51.344 I'm gonna cast mage armor on myself. 01:02:51.472 --> 01:02:53.760 That's smart. Takes you to a 14, correct? 01:02:53.840 --> 01:02:56.300 Yes. I should have moved away. 01:02:58.440 --> 01:03:00.480 Quick question here. 01:03:00.520 --> 01:03:01.360 Would you reset? 01:03:01.440 --> 01:03:02.180 Okay. 01:03:04.600 --> 01:03:11.136 Yeah. Especially considering you weren't in the last combat either. You've reset. It's been a minute since you've fought anything. 01:03:11.168 --> 01:03:14.667 It was at a 4, but I rolled a 2. 01:03:14.710 --> 01:03:14.906 2. 01:03:14.978 --> 01:03:15.830 Valid question. 01:03:16.770 --> 01:03:17.754 Oh, boy. 01:03:17.882 --> 01:03:19.194 I had to know. 01:03:19.362 --> 01:03:21.546 Fair? Fair. 01:03:21.618 --> 01:03:22.954 So we're out of two now. 01:03:23.042 --> 01:03:23.610 It's good. 01:03:23.650 --> 01:03:24.426 We're fine. 01:03:24.538 --> 01:03:31.274 I don't know why, but like, as a player, like, I get a visceral reaction anytime somebody casts his mage armor. Now just like, oh, God, it's going. 01:03:31.282 --> 01:03:35.130 To blow you in two campaigns with a wild magic. 01:03:35.210 --> 01:03:38.522 Yeah, that does sort of change your appreciation for mage armor. 01:03:38.586 --> 01:03:39.626 Do you do anything else? 01:03:39.738 --> 01:03:56.404 I look to move. I want to be in the. See, Elliot went southwest. I'm going to move just like a little bit north of Elliot. 01:03:56.532 --> 01:03:57.320 Okay. 01:03:59.180 --> 01:04:08.740 I'm also in that corner, but yeah, I just don't want to be near the open door to the thing. 01:04:09.440 --> 01:04:10.860 Did you draw out a map? 01:04:11.760 --> 01:04:12.232 Huh? 01:04:12.296 --> 01:04:13.384 Did you draw out a map? 01:04:13.432 --> 01:04:13.656 Yeah. 01:04:13.688 --> 01:04:16.936 Can I see it? Make sure I described. If not, I'm just going to adjust. 01:04:16.968 --> 01:04:25.000 I made a little square. That's the southwest. That's where Elliot is. I'm here alock went here and opened this door. 01:04:25.080 --> 01:04:36.242 So to describe it better. I did a bad job. He. The room is in the northeast corner, northwest corner. Or if you wanted to be opposite of it, it could be in the northeast corner. 01:04:36.306 --> 01:04:37.074 Put it in the north. 01:04:37.162 --> 01:04:37.906 Yeah. Okay. 01:04:37.938 --> 01:04:39.234 Because I wanted to be in the opposite. 01:04:39.282 --> 01:04:43.870 It's not dead center of the room, so you get the feeling that there was a decent sized seating area. 01:04:44.410 --> 01:04:46.370 Gotcha. So it's kind of an auditorium with. 01:04:46.410 --> 01:04:48.690 This thing with a weird display thing in the corner. 01:04:48.770 --> 01:04:49.378 Gotcha. 01:04:49.474 --> 01:04:50.562 In the northeast corner. 01:04:50.626 --> 01:04:54.658 Okay. I'm going to stick to what I said though, and stay next to Elliot. 01:04:54.754 --> 01:04:55.266 Perfect. 01:04:55.378 --> 01:04:57.288 And then the door would be here. 01:04:57.314 --> 01:04:58.364 Here, so. 01:04:58.532 --> 01:04:59.532 Or on the side. 01:04:59.636 --> 01:05:02.572 Yep. That's where the more and more we. 01:05:02.596 --> 01:05:07.084 Discuss this thing, the more and more I want to see it in real life. My God, is this bonkers? 01:05:07.132 --> 01:05:07.452 Yeah. 01:05:07.516 --> 01:05:08.364 I want to. 01:05:08.532 --> 01:05:10.120 I want to go to this park. 01:05:11.780 --> 01:05:12.620 Road trip. 01:05:12.700 --> 01:05:13.308 Road trip. 01:05:13.404 --> 01:05:14.320 Anything else? 01:05:14.820 --> 01:05:15.276 No. 01:05:15.348 --> 01:05:22.160 We should intensifies ride horses there. Bombing gets crazy loud and you hear cracking. 01:05:22.750 --> 01:05:23.494 Hate that. 01:05:23.582 --> 01:05:30.630 And I don't know what sounds metal makes when it gets ripped over. Hear that really loud tin can getting shredded. 01:05:30.710 --> 01:05:31.830 Oh, yeah. 01:05:31.990 --> 01:05:36.742 Well, the tin can is losing the fight. 01:05:36.846 --> 01:05:50.000 Doesn't like this, but she's gonna follow Olmok whilst drawing her machete. I almost did too. I'll go hide by em. Wait, no, that's not helpful. 01:05:54.100 --> 01:05:56.640 I gotta do one more thing. Sorry, I forgot somebody. 01:05:59.780 --> 01:06:03.212 Like I feel confident. We left Jacob and Jess sleeping. 01:06:03.276 --> 01:06:04.476 Jeff. Jacob. 01:06:04.668 --> 01:06:05.404 Charlie. 01:06:05.532 --> 01:06:07.200 I'm in the haunted hotel. 01:06:09.620 --> 01:06:11.756 Look, our judgment's not the best all the time. 01:06:11.828 --> 01:06:13.692 It's the allegedly haunted hotel. 01:06:13.756 --> 01:06:14.480 Exactly. 01:06:14.980 --> 01:06:20.058 Genuinely gonna have to be be convinced that you did not bring the kid with you on from the haunted hotel. 01:06:20.234 --> 01:06:23.530 Ah, maybe they're right outside the door to this room. 01:06:23.570 --> 01:06:29.258 Well, I guess my thought on that would have been they were sleeping by the fire. There's outside. 01:06:29.394 --> 01:06:30.186 I thought there was. 01:06:30.258 --> 01:06:31.530 It's a different building. 01:06:31.570 --> 01:06:33.498 Yeah, we have to go to the building. 01:06:33.554 --> 01:06:34.586 You went to a different building? 01:06:34.658 --> 01:06:35.914 Okay, it's like. 01:06:36.002 --> 01:06:40.346 It's got like a whole compound of buildings around it. You went across the parking lot to a different building. 01:06:40.418 --> 01:06:49.640 And that's why my thought is, is that if they're sleeping. Sleeping in front of the fire, we probably would have left him there, but maybe not with. 01:06:49.680 --> 01:06:50.200 With Jack. 01:06:50.280 --> 01:06:50.952 With Jeff. 01:06:51.096 --> 01:06:57.240 With Jack, Jeff and the ghosties and Charlie. What ghosties would you think it's a haunted. 01:06:57.320 --> 01:06:58.500 Stop saying that. 01:06:58.960 --> 01:07:03.544 I think it's a haunted responsible adult. We can leave a child with Jeff. 01:07:03.592 --> 01:07:07.340 Jeff has experienced that. We can't even begin to imagine. 01:07:07.970 --> 01:07:20.106 All right, we Will discuss that judgment someday. The batshit crazy cult guy you know very little about is babysitting the haunted hotel. 01:07:20.218 --> 01:07:24.550 I don't love it. I didn't want to come. Look, I didn't want to come. Damn it. 01:07:24.930 --> 01:07:28.430 All right, so you go up, you draw your machete. 01:07:29.410 --> 01:07:39.298 I go into a rage at all times. I thought this was the stupid idea. And now we're in here fighting undead Grandpa and Jacob said they were all ghosties. 01:07:39.474 --> 01:07:41.830 This is getting out of hand. Now there's two barbarians. 01:07:42.890 --> 01:07:44.130 Yes. But going in. 01:07:44.250 --> 01:07:49.314 If I don't have anything to shoot at, I'm going to continue holding my action to shoot when something pops up. 01:07:49.402 --> 01:07:50.706 Makes sense. James. 01:07:50.898 --> 01:07:51.762 Copy paste. 01:07:51.826 --> 01:07:55.378 Okay. Oh, knock the. 01:07:55.514 --> 01:07:57.442 So nothing attacked me. 01:07:57.626 --> 01:08:06.230 No, but there is a raging monkey. There is very obviously a very angry little woman that has not joined you in this room. 01:08:08.130 --> 01:08:12.990 Like this is a raging monkey. I'm doing a bad job of describing this situation. 01:08:17.970 --> 01:08:20.042 Now I'm just seeing a blonde gorilla. 01:08:20.106 --> 01:08:23.226 I'm seeing it. Yeah, you're seeing it starting to crack up. 01:08:23.298 --> 01:08:23.722 Opening. 01:08:23.786 --> 01:08:29.330 You can see, like, the tips of fingers prying. 01:08:29.490 --> 01:08:30.130 Okay. 01:08:30.210 --> 01:08:37.230 And there's cool. Literally cool. Fog, misty, pouring out. 01:08:37.530 --> 01:08:39.390 How far am I away from him? 01:08:40.090 --> 01:08:42.482 You are. I said it was five feet. 01:08:42.546 --> 01:08:43.666 Okay, so we're really close. 01:08:43.738 --> 01:08:45.522 Yeah, we're like, right up on. 01:08:45.626 --> 01:08:47.314 So no ranged attack. 01:08:47.402 --> 01:08:47.746 No. 01:08:47.818 --> 01:08:49.430 So I can't take a pot shot. 01:08:49.930 --> 01:08:53.404 We're talking like, the crack's wide enough that his fingertips are through. 01:08:53.492 --> 01:08:54.188 He's just barely. 01:08:54.284 --> 01:08:56.492 Yeah, like an arrow could slip in there. 01:08:56.596 --> 01:08:57.244 Yeah. 01:08:57.372 --> 01:08:59.356 But he's effectively got full cover. 01:08:59.428 --> 01:08:59.676 Yeah. 01:08:59.708 --> 01:09:03.964 And I'm too close, which does rules in the Indian stuff. 01:09:04.092 --> 01:09:08.332 So we're just going to rage again because I lost it. 01:09:08.436 --> 01:09:09.644 You can hit him. 01:09:09.812 --> 01:09:11.564 You can also take a swing at it. 01:09:11.572 --> 01:09:12.092 Like a reckless. 01:09:12.156 --> 01:09:16.300 You can hold your action that when he breaks out, you can go into a rage. 01:09:16.460 --> 01:09:19.980 Okay, let's do that. I didn't know I could do that. I thought I had to do that. 01:09:20.020 --> 01:09:22.604 On my turn now. You can hold your action that when he busts out, you can hold on. 01:09:22.612 --> 01:09:23.400 That's what I want. 01:09:24.720 --> 01:09:26.152 I'll stand at the ready. 01:09:26.296 --> 01:09:30.824 If he comes out, I'm going to rage and I'm going to fucking make a hit upon ye. 01:09:30.872 --> 01:09:31.736 Well, you won't get it. 01:09:31.808 --> 01:09:32.328 One or the other. 01:09:32.384 --> 01:09:32.936 I want to. 01:09:33.008 --> 01:09:34.392 Yeah. No, hit your rage. 01:09:34.536 --> 01:09:35.224 Rage. Okay. 01:09:35.272 --> 01:09:40.376 Yeah. Rage first. That'll give you damage resistance. And then when it's your turn, then hit him. 01:09:40.448 --> 01:09:44.340 Then I can hit him back after he almost guarantees hits me. Got it. 01:09:44.800 --> 01:09:46.300 That works. 01:09:47.120 --> 01:09:49.398 My God, he's Swedish grandpa. 01:09:49.504 --> 01:09:50.346 No, he's Norwegian. 01:09:50.378 --> 01:09:51.290 He's Norwegian. 01:09:51.370 --> 01:09:54.570 And we don't know the difference between those accents because I'm not that worldly. 01:09:54.650 --> 01:09:54.986 No. 01:09:55.058 --> 01:10:06.842 Same. The only Norwegian dude I've ever met was a gigantic black man who spoke exactly like we do. But his dad was a priest and he did do a metal band for a while. He was a genuine Norwegian. 01:10:06.906 --> 01:10:07.630 Sweet. 01:10:08.770 --> 01:10:09.790 Fascinating. 01:10:11.330 --> 01:10:16.420 He was just big soap. She was like, casey, okay. Not you. 01:10:16.540 --> 01:10:17.440 I'm like. 01:10:20.700 --> 01:10:23.508 No. This gigantic redhead we worked with. Yes. 01:10:23.604 --> 01:10:24.100 Not me. 01:10:24.140 --> 01:10:27.700 He does strongman and is now bare knuckle boxing training. That's gonna be fun. 01:10:27.740 --> 01:10:28.292 God damn. 01:10:28.356 --> 01:10:31.252 Yeah. His head. His hands can punch your whole face. 01:10:31.436 --> 01:10:36.680 He's got ham hocks for hands. Whoever he hits is gonna get hurt. 01:10:38.140 --> 01:10:43.272 So you now see another pair of. You call them fingers. 01:10:43.336 --> 01:10:44.060 Okay. 01:10:45.040 --> 01:10:46.100 At the top. 01:10:47.920 --> 01:10:51.300 Wait, what? How many people are supposed to be in here? 01:10:51.840 --> 01:10:56.360 What the fuck you would call them fingers? They are not finger colored. 01:10:56.520 --> 01:10:57.480 I don't like that. 01:10:57.520 --> 01:11:02.776 So we're all ready to fight Frozen Grandpa. Then another set of hands disappear in the fucking thing. 01:11:02.928 --> 01:11:08.436 They appear to be trying, but they are making no more progress opening the metal. For what it's worth, they're just there. 01:11:08.508 --> 01:11:11.680 Are we fighting Shiva? What's happening right now? 01:11:12.140 --> 01:11:13.760 Emery? You see none of that. 01:11:14.380 --> 01:11:14.996 Yeah. 01:11:15.108 --> 01:11:17.780 You hear tearing metal. You see. 01:11:17.820 --> 01:11:18.404 Oh my God. 01:11:18.412 --> 01:11:21.400 Get really pissed off and then calm down immediately thereafter. 01:11:25.020 --> 01:11:26.116 I was excited. 01:11:26.228 --> 01:11:26.724 All right. 01:11:26.812 --> 01:11:27.892 I let Fog cooled him down. 01:11:27.916 --> 01:11:31.560 He opens the fuck out of a door just angrily. 01:11:32.870 --> 01:11:33.650 Cool. 01:11:34.550 --> 01:11:44.526 I'm going to move up and tap Mel on the shoulder. I'm gonna cast dragon breath on her. 01:11:44.598 --> 01:11:45.730 Mel twitches. 01:11:46.310 --> 01:11:49.438 Mel's still yelling at ulnar fire damage. 01:11:49.614 --> 01:11:50.930 That makes sense. 01:11:52.870 --> 01:11:58.490 Mel immediately uses it on ulnock because she's not expecting this to happen. 01:12:01.150 --> 01:12:10.998 So you. You get to. You can breathe fire in a 15 foot cone. Now that's cool. And it does 3D6 damage. 01:12:11.174 --> 01:12:13.050 That's awesome. Thanks. 01:12:14.430 --> 01:12:31.780 And I'm going to also. That's a bonus action spell. So I'm going to action cast true strike my point finger at a target in range. It grants me a brief insight into its defenses. 01:12:33.160 --> 01:12:39.980 Do you have to see the creature? Because currently you can see a large metal can. 01:12:40.280 --> 01:12:42.112 It did say creature in range. 01:12:42.176 --> 01:12:45.312 I ran up behind Mel. I'm close now. 01:12:45.416 --> 01:12:46.260 Okay. 01:12:47.640 --> 01:12:53.294 I don't. If you think it. It doesn't say anything about inside sight. It just says point your finger at a target in range. 01:12:53.342 --> 01:12:55.054 As long as it's in range, you don't have fail. 01:12:55.142 --> 01:13:00.730 Which set of fingers? Question I've never asked. 01:13:04.950 --> 01:13:07.610 I Think I start at the low end of like what the. 01:13:08.150 --> 01:13:10.190 So you're pointing at the upper one. Okay. 01:13:10.270 --> 01:13:14.830 I don't think I've ever heard a sentence more confusing and yet so ominous at the same time. 01:13:14.950 --> 01:13:16.868 Unsettled. Thank you. 01:13:17.054 --> 01:13:19.256 What does true strike allow? What does this do? 01:13:19.328 --> 01:13:21.896 It gives me advantage on my next attack. Roll against it. 01:13:21.968 --> 01:13:26.940 Okay, cool. You have. You have advantage against the top fingers. 01:13:27.280 --> 01:13:27.944 Cool. 01:13:28.072 --> 01:13:45.730 And because you're looking at them really hard, they are white. Quite white. You don't see like a nail bed or anything. You don't see the creases of knuckles. They almost appear here. Kind of like see through crystally. 01:13:46.230 --> 01:13:47.182 I hate that. 01:13:47.286 --> 01:13:52.330 What the. What the do we flavor text our way into? 01:13:53.590 --> 01:13:54.798 Is that it for your turn? 01:13:54.854 --> 01:13:59.758 That's it for my turn. That's move. That's full movement. Action. Bonus action. 01:13:59.894 --> 01:14:04.302 Shortly thereafter, a set of very similar looking fingers appear below the big fingers. 01:14:04.366 --> 01:14:05.086 Oh. 01:14:05.278 --> 01:14:12.718 And then the big fingers rip open the cage. Standing there is a tree. 01:14:12.734 --> 01:14:17.490 Cobalt, wearing a triangle and a drink. 01:14:22.470 --> 01:14:46.690 Can only be described as a frozen dead guy. Whose eyes when he opens them to look at you guys. Three trio who are standing near the door are like wicked bright flashlights of blue. Icy cold light. 01:14:46.810 --> 01:14:47.474 Great. 01:14:47.642 --> 01:14:48.850 Fighting a white walker. 01:14:48.930 --> 01:14:49.590 Yeah. 01:14:50.730 --> 01:14:55.510 Literally casting light out of them towards you folks. 01:14:56.570 --> 01:14:57.590 Okay. 01:14:58.090 --> 01:15:10.200 Having fully opened up the can, you also see that there are two what appear to be best described as little ice guys. 01:15:10.620 --> 01:15:11.748 Little ice golems. 01:15:11.844 --> 01:15:12.164 Yeah. 01:15:12.212 --> 01:15:12.500 All right. 01:15:12.540 --> 01:15:12.948 That's it. 01:15:13.004 --> 01:15:14.004 No more Mr. Ice guys. 01:15:14.052 --> 01:15:19.076 They've got wicked long noses. They got little bat frozen bat wings. 01:15:19.268 --> 01:15:20.000 Great. 01:15:20.300 --> 01:15:21.880 Maybe they're friendly. 01:15:22.860 --> 01:15:25.912 And they also are completely white. Including their eyes. 01:15:25.956 --> 01:15:27.140 Yeah, they seem chill. 01:15:27.960 --> 01:15:29.540 They do seem very chill. 01:15:30.040 --> 01:15:31.900 James, I'm gonna punch you again. 01:15:33.000 --> 01:15:33.872 I'm not with him. 01:15:33.896 --> 01:15:39.060 Anyway. All three of you to make awesome. 01:15:39.400 --> 01:15:41.280 I feel good about running saving. 01:15:41.360 --> 01:15:41.504 Why? 01:15:41.512 --> 01:15:42.240 Is it wisdom? 01:15:42.320 --> 01:15:42.672 Fuck. 01:15:42.736 --> 01:15:43.328 All right. 01:15:43.464 --> 01:15:44.288 Hell. 01:15:44.464 --> 01:15:45.632 That's not good. 01:15:45.816 --> 01:15:47.520 It's not good for me either. 01:15:47.680 --> 01:15:48.860 Passive 9. 01:15:49.480 --> 01:15:50.480 You don't get passive. 01:15:50.560 --> 01:15:51.600 There's no passive on these. 01:15:51.640 --> 01:15:53.609 Okay, then it's an 8. 01:15:53.884 --> 01:15:55.118 12. 01:15:55.254 --> 01:15:58.414 You did go into a rage though. That was your held. 01:15:58.502 --> 01:15:59.646 Oh yeah. He did go into a rage. 01:15:59.678 --> 01:16:01.598 I did. Yeah. Because I saw things. 01:16:01.654 --> 01:16:04.610 I'm very angry about this. Yes. Does that do anything? 01:16:06.470 --> 01:16:09.246 No, not yet. I just have regular rage. 01:16:09.438 --> 01:16:13.130 It'll help him with damage resistance. That's always got to get. 01:16:13.590 --> 01:16:17.134 I got a four, so we're doing great. 01:16:17.222 --> 01:16:18.286 You got what? Sorry. 01:16:18.398 --> 01:16:18.943 12. 01:16:19.064 --> 01:16:25.352 12. Its save is something. What? 01:16:25.376 --> 01:16:26.904 You don't have this thing prepped? What the heck? 01:16:26.952 --> 01:16:28.060 Yeah. Wild. 01:16:30.000 --> 01:16:33.060 I knew running up close to Combat was a risk, but. 01:16:33.360 --> 01:16:35.460 Oh, well, that's my job. 01:16:35.840 --> 01:16:37.432 I am so behind you guys. 01:16:37.496 --> 01:16:41.432 You are. I will take damage first. Oh, hopefully. Hopefully. 01:16:41.496 --> 01:16:44.712 It's a wisdom save. Actually, it's probably psychic damage. 01:16:44.856 --> 01:16:47.762 It will be. I was going to let him finish and then I was going to fire. 01:16:47.896 --> 01:16:49.230 You all three fail. 01:16:49.350 --> 01:16:50.010 Great. 01:16:50.630 --> 01:16:54.846 I finally found it. You all three fail. You are frightened. 01:16:55.038 --> 01:16:57.038 Yeah, I would say so. 01:16:57.174 --> 01:17:02.862 Is that conditions? Yes, it is. It means you cannot move closer and. 01:17:02.886 --> 01:17:06.830 You have disadvantage on attacks while the creature you're afraid of is in sight. 01:17:06.910 --> 01:17:11.294 Yar, is there anything about if you're in a rage, being resistant or immune to being frightened? 01:17:11.342 --> 01:17:12.702 I don't think so. 01:17:12.886 --> 01:17:14.682 That would be very important. No, Right. 01:17:14.786 --> 01:17:16.394 That's the mindless rage thing. 01:17:16.482 --> 01:17:16.746 Okay. 01:17:16.778 --> 01:17:17.546 Oh, that. He doesn't. 01:17:17.578 --> 01:17:18.122 He'll get there. 01:17:18.146 --> 01:17:19.194 But he's got there. Yeah. 01:17:19.242 --> 01:17:19.962 Gotcha. 01:17:20.106 --> 01:17:22.234 It kills any charm or frightened effects. 01:17:22.282 --> 01:17:22.490 Ah. 01:17:22.530 --> 01:17:22.922 Okay. 01:17:22.986 --> 01:17:28.230 Now this guy's a special scary. Your speed is reduced by 10. 01:17:28.610 --> 01:17:30.890 Okay. So I'm normal moving same. 01:17:30.930 --> 01:17:33.290 Yeah. Your plus 10 is now no longer there. 01:17:33.330 --> 01:17:36.990 So I've been. I've been moving wrong the whole campaign. Anyway. 01:17:39.980 --> 01:17:40.580 That's up. 01:17:40.620 --> 01:17:42.068 Guess I'm new. Anyway. 01:17:42.164 --> 01:17:42.820 Yeah. 01:17:42.980 --> 01:17:48.628 At the end of each turn, you can try to save again. 01:17:48.764 --> 01:17:50.920 Okay, cool. 01:17:52.380 --> 01:17:53.060 That's gonna be. 01:17:53.100 --> 01:17:59.636 You will also have disadvantage on strength saving throws, which means you just have normal strength saving throws. 01:17:59.668 --> 01:18:06.404 Yes. No Plus. Got it. Oh, no. Does that saving throw. So you still get the plus. It's just. 01:18:06.412 --> 01:18:07.304 You can't. Yeah, you just don't get the plus. 01:18:07.304 --> 01:18:08.004 You just roll the one die. 01:18:08.052 --> 01:18:08.960 They have advantage, I think. 01:18:09.020 --> 01:18:09.320 Got it. 01:18:09.360 --> 01:18:13.992 You don't anymore. Yeah, you do have disadvantage. 01:18:14.056 --> 01:18:14.700 Yeah. 01:18:16.560 --> 01:18:23.432 And it steps out. So now your action can fire. And I believe I was holding fire as well. 01:18:23.456 --> 01:18:23.992 Yeah. 01:18:24.136 --> 01:18:25.000 And you're angry. 01:18:25.080 --> 01:18:31.144 Yes, that is correct. I'm mad that I'm scared. I don't like it. 01:18:31.232 --> 01:18:34.734 I got a 19 for that Firebolt that hits. Oh, yeah? 01:18:34.832 --> 01:18:42.706 Yeah. I got 22 with the arrow. Seven points piercing and I got 18. 01:18:42.778 --> 01:18:44.070 Points of fire damage. 01:18:45.850 --> 01:18:47.282 I should do something. I hope. 01:18:47.386 --> 01:18:49.266 I would say chill out, but I'm hitting him with fire. 01:18:49.338 --> 01:18:50.850 You have a nasty fire bolt. 01:18:50.930 --> 01:18:52.130 You did how much? Sorry? 01:18:52.210 --> 01:18:55.830 Fireball 18. Yeah, it's 2D20s. 01:18:58.490 --> 01:18:59.666 That would be awesome. 01:18:59.698 --> 01:19:10.160 Sorry, I don't think so. I was looking at a D20 when I said that. I would like to clarify, I meant to. To say 2d10s. I am indeed rolling the correct damage dice. 01:19:13.140 --> 01:19:22.140 I'm going to request that that's observed. Kidding. Mel. There's a scary motherfucker up in front of you. 01:19:22.260 --> 01:19:26.428 Is he within, like within melee range of me at the moment? 01:19:26.524 --> 01:19:36.646 He is in. Within. He is within melee range of Polnok. He's in a room. So there's a wall. You were behind Ulnok, so not quite with you. 01:19:36.718 --> 01:19:46.934 Okay. Can I without moving any closer because I am terrified of this thing, do my dragon's breath without hitting Ulnok? 01:19:47.062 --> 01:19:53.382 No, not without hitting Ulnok. It's doorway. Ulnock you in any way. 01:19:53.406 --> 01:19:57.030 You phrase this and I can't move any closer. 01:19:57.110 --> 01:19:59.216 No. Can I do a danger sense? 01:19:59.408 --> 01:20:00.460 I don't know. 01:20:00.840 --> 01:20:03.968 It's a dexterity saving throw, but I don't know how that works. 01:20:04.064 --> 01:20:07.872 Gives you an advantage on dex saves. If you can see stuff coming and. 01:20:07.896 --> 01:20:09.904 You will specifically not see it coming. 01:20:09.992 --> 01:20:11.216 I think behind grab. 01:20:11.328 --> 01:20:14.208 I mean, I mean you can absolutely light that off. 01:20:14.344 --> 01:20:17.712 I kind of want to, but I kind of would feel bad if I hit. Hold on. 01:20:17.736 --> 01:20:22.380 You're going to. If you want to hit this thing, you have to hit. 01:20:22.760 --> 01:20:24.520 To be fair, I am raging. 01:20:24.640 --> 01:20:25.340 Yeah. 01:20:25.760 --> 01:20:28.664 You did get frightened and have a magic spell cast. 01:20:28.712 --> 01:20:31.000 I know. I honestly think that this. 01:20:31.040 --> 01:20:31.896 I think this would happen. 01:20:31.968 --> 01:20:34.536 I was gonna open her mouth to scream and it's just gonna happen. 01:20:34.608 --> 01:20:35.416 Come out as fire. 01:20:35.488 --> 01:20:36.232 Kinda. Yeah. 01:20:36.296 --> 01:20:38.088 Perfect. What does. 01:20:38.224 --> 01:20:40.152 It's a deck save for everything in. 01:20:40.176 --> 01:20:43.064 The radius and it's 3D6 and that saves. 01:20:43.112 --> 01:20:45.096 You don't see it coming. It's for coming from behind. 01:20:45.168 --> 01:20:48.584 Okay, so I don't get my advantage, but I do get the deck save in my modifier. 01:20:48.712 --> 01:20:49.336 Yep, yep. 01:20:49.368 --> 01:20:56.322 Okay, so it's nine points of fire damage for those 15. So you saved. 01:20:56.386 --> 01:20:59.154 Which would be half Daniel, half again. 01:20:59.242 --> 01:20:59.938 Because of the. 01:20:59.994 --> 01:21:00.178 Yeah. 01:21:00.194 --> 01:21:05.346 So half of nine is five, half again is two. So you only take two damage. 01:21:05.378 --> 01:21:10.834 Okay. 12 to save does not save. Okay. 01:21:10.882 --> 01:21:12.434 Still. DC is 14. 01:21:12.602 --> 01:21:13.138 Cool. 01:21:13.234 --> 01:21:16.908 So the scary as hell dead dude takes four nine points. 01:21:16.964 --> 01:21:19.356 The two little imp guys are also in the 15. 01:21:19.428 --> 01:21:20.412 Oh, yes. Thank you. 01:21:20.516 --> 01:21:24.380 I'd like to think also that there's now an olnog shaped outline in your. 01:21:24.420 --> 01:21:27.932 Fireball in this wall. Ah, it's hot. Yeah. 01:21:28.076 --> 01:21:29.324 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:21:29.372 --> 01:21:32.572 So Mel, you feel properly warm for a moment. 01:21:32.716 --> 01:21:44.490 So Mel opens her mouth to scream and fire comes out, which rather surprises her, not realizing exactly what Emery has done to her. And she backs up because she's afraid of him. 01:21:44.530 --> 01:21:45.274 Sure. That makes sense. 01:21:45.322 --> 01:21:47.230 That's Mel still has magic. 01:21:48.610 --> 01:21:49.450 I didn't do that. 01:21:49.490 --> 01:21:51.390 You saw me cast that spell. 01:21:51.890 --> 01:21:54.570 And I do get to roll to resave, right? 01:21:54.690 --> 01:21:55.390 Yes. 01:21:56.530 --> 01:21:58.762 For all I know you did. Like some other magic moment. 01:21:58.826 --> 01:22:00.790 11. I'm still afraid you are. 01:22:02.050 --> 01:22:18.132 All right. All right. Elliot, Mel just had a terrible case of heartburn. That was a scary son. Bitch stepped out of the. 01:22:18.236 --> 01:22:21.636 Elliot's going to cast hunter's mark on the scary sombitch. 01:22:21.668 --> 01:22:22.436 Okay. 01:22:22.628 --> 01:22:26.436 That's a bonus action. He's going to use his action. He's going to get two attacks. 01:22:26.548 --> 01:22:27.320 Okay. 01:22:31.420 --> 01:22:55.278 All right. First attack. Oh, yeah. 18 plus, like 8. So that one's gonna hit 4, 5, 6, 7, 10 points of magical piercing damage. He's gonna try to sharpshooter his second attack. 01:22:55.414 --> 01:22:56.210 Okay. 01:22:57.510 --> 01:23:00.614 Ah, misses. Probably eight. 01:23:00.702 --> 01:23:01.414 Yeah. Yeah. 01:23:01.462 --> 01:23:04.038 All right. That's what he's got. 01:23:04.174 --> 01:23:04.890 Perfect. 01:23:05.710 --> 01:23:07.158 He's staying where he's at. 01:23:07.294 --> 01:23:09.286 Fair logical. 01:23:09.398 --> 01:23:14.982 James, rinse and repeat. I'm gonna hit him with another Firebolt release attempt too. 01:23:15.086 --> 01:23:15.878 Okay. 01:23:16.054 --> 01:23:21.350 Yeah. That is another 19. Same die, same result. 01:23:21.470 --> 01:23:22.250 Okay. 01:23:24.190 --> 01:23:26.128 That's a pistol. I almost rolled. Wrong one. 01:23:26.184 --> 01:23:27.008 Yeah, you don't. 01:23:27.104 --> 01:23:28.700 Yeah, I don't have my pistol out. 01:23:29.080 --> 01:23:29.824 Stop rolling. 01:23:29.872 --> 01:23:36.500 Damn it. Oh, that's only four points of fire damage. That's something marketed unimprovement. 01:23:37.160 --> 01:23:38.832 Will you guys get out of the way? 01:23:38.856 --> 01:23:40.300 I'm trying to hit the damn thing. 01:23:41.320 --> 01:23:45.344 Oh, nock. There is a scary son of a. 01:23:45.432 --> 01:23:46.944 I'm still running mad at it. 01:23:47.032 --> 01:23:58.350 You're mad at it. You're frightened of it. And there's two little guys that don't look great anymore. They're melting. 01:24:00.050 --> 01:24:05.578 I'm going for the one in the middle and I'm going to use my extra attack because I want to attack it. 01:24:05.634 --> 01:24:07.466 And the one in the middle is big scary dude. 01:24:07.498 --> 01:24:07.802 Yes. 01:24:07.866 --> 01:24:09.190 Okay, go for it. 01:24:10.210 --> 01:24:12.282 So explain the disadvantage again. 01:24:12.386 --> 01:24:13.590 You have it. 01:24:13.890 --> 01:24:15.274 Okay, so I just got a roll. 01:24:15.322 --> 01:24:22.184 Two twice. Tick to lower because he's spooky. You're quite getting your space. 01:24:22.352 --> 01:24:34.184 Those are identical. Gonna go at him with the great axe with the plus six. So 15 regardless, because I rolled exactly the same on both sides. 01:24:34.232 --> 01:24:35.160 Just hits. 01:24:35.320 --> 01:24:36.060 Nice. 01:24:37.200 --> 01:24:39.960 How many ouchies D? 01:24:40.000 --> 01:24:43.944 12 plus 5 max damage. 17. 01:24:44.112 --> 01:24:45.100 Hell yeah. 01:24:45.440 --> 01:24:48.872 Twice. Oh, no. I gotta roll up for. That's his first one. 01:24:48.896 --> 01:24:49.240 Okay. 01:24:49.320 --> 01:24:50.056 Yeah. 01:24:50.248 --> 01:24:54.760 So first one for 12 plus five. 17. 01:24:54.880 --> 01:24:55.540 Good. 01:24:59.840 --> 01:25:01.032 Eight plus six. 01:25:01.136 --> 01:25:04.620 14 just hits. Yep. 01:25:07.920 --> 01:25:11.220 One minus max damage. So 16. 01:25:12.620 --> 01:25:15.492 Cool. All right, you're figured out how to do. 01:25:15.516 --> 01:25:23.600 Oh, and I gotta scare. I gotta unroll to see if I'm still scared. Yep, I am. That's a three. Okay, I'm scared. But I'm him. Up. 01:25:33.580 --> 01:25:34.720 Be seen. 01:25:35.100 --> 01:25:48.300 I didn't realize there was special circumstances that you'd Be met with that. Oh, no, that's on me. That's my fault. I could have been fucking shit up a lot longer. I've had that for a while. 01:25:50.200 --> 01:25:58.304 I need the Trio of Fear roll. A dexterity save. 01:25:58.352 --> 01:25:59.260 Okay, great. 01:26:02.280 --> 01:26:03.792 Do I get my advantage on this one? 01:26:03.816 --> 01:26:04.652 Can he see it? 01:26:04.776 --> 01:26:06.212 You see it coming? Yes. 01:26:06.356 --> 01:26:08.240 19 pass. 01:26:09.260 --> 01:26:10.800 10 fail. 01:26:12.300 --> 01:26:13.520 I'm doing great. 01:26:14.780 --> 01:26:17.460 You take five. You take five halves. 01:26:17.540 --> 01:26:22.228 Yeah, that didn't help. So nine plus two 11 fail. 01:26:22.364 --> 01:26:27.508 So you take whatever. You take full five halves because you're mad. Yeah. 01:26:27.524 --> 01:26:28.793 That brings me down to 2. 01:26:28.882 --> 01:26:42.240 2. So ulnock takes 2. 2 bur damage. It opens up its mouth, not unlike how Mel just did. Except instead of fire. Icy cold. 01:26:44.020 --> 01:26:45.388 So I just got icy hot. 01:26:45.444 --> 01:26:45.820 Yeah. 01:26:45.900 --> 01:26:48.960 Yeah, because I just got. Ah, that's hot. Oh, that's cold. 01:26:49.620 --> 01:26:51.260 The front's cold, the back's hot. 01:26:51.300 --> 01:26:54.960 Yep. And you take full five damage. 01:26:55.380 --> 01:26:56.160 Cool. 01:26:56.910 --> 01:26:58.690 I'm at 46, by the way. 01:27:00.670 --> 01:27:00.982 Because. 01:27:01.006 --> 01:27:02.470 I took two from Mel's and then. 01:27:02.510 --> 01:27:04.730 Two from that guy I passed. 01:27:06.350 --> 01:27:06.966 You did? 01:27:07.038 --> 01:27:07.334 Yeah. 01:27:07.382 --> 01:27:08.966 Yeah. You still take half damage. 01:27:08.998 --> 01:27:09.862 Oh, okay. 01:27:10.006 --> 01:27:11.814 He also takes half because he's angry. 01:27:11.942 --> 01:27:12.502 Gotcha. 01:27:12.566 --> 01:27:13.030 Okay. 01:27:13.110 --> 01:27:14.118 Emery took the full hit. 01:27:14.174 --> 01:27:16.650 I took full damage, but half because I'm mad. 01:27:17.310 --> 01:27:23.050 And this little dude is going to fly out through the door up above. 01:27:23.950 --> 01:27:24.598 Oh, no. 01:27:24.654 --> 01:27:40.278 We've set it loose into the room. Coming for. Go for Elliot. Moves into melee with Elliot. Or near you. Doesn't move into melee. Moves near you. 01:27:40.334 --> 01:27:43.494 Oh, you know the old moniker, Age before beauty. Jesus Christ. 01:27:43.502 --> 01:27:44.838 That's a crush flying at you. 01:27:44.974 --> 01:27:46.930 I like its noise. I like it. 01:27:47.710 --> 01:27:49.330 I did not like that. 01:27:50.270 --> 01:27:51.084 Spooky. 01:27:51.182 --> 01:27:52.820 I remain unsettled. 01:27:53.400 --> 01:27:57.328 Emery, an unsettling thing flies near you. And a scary motherf. 01:27:57.344 --> 01:27:58.420 Er God. 01:27:59.240 --> 01:28:01.376 Just standing in front of Uma. 01:28:01.568 --> 01:28:07.616 I am going to cast a chaos bolt at the one that I true striked. 01:28:07.808 --> 01:28:10.160 Well, we'll say that's the one that flew to Elliot. 01:28:10.240 --> 01:28:13.136 Great. So I'm gonna roll to attack it. 01:28:13.208 --> 01:28:15.200 I thought you true strike the big guy. 01:28:15.360 --> 01:28:16.256 Strike a little bit. 01:28:16.328 --> 01:28:17.580 Okay. Okay, that's fine. 01:28:21.780 --> 01:28:23.240 21 to hit. 01:28:23.620 --> 01:28:25.960 Yeah, that does it. 01:28:26.660 --> 01:28:35.200 This is the complicated one. So give me a second here. It's acid damage. 01:28:35.540 --> 01:28:36.332 Okay. 01:28:36.476 --> 01:28:38.720 It does 10 acid damage. 01:28:40.260 --> 01:28:41.040 Nice. 01:28:41.940 --> 01:28:46.690 Okay, it looks pretty up. 01:28:47.870 --> 01:28:48.850 We're good. 01:28:51.870 --> 01:28:57.350 His boy. Howdy. Was there ever a time for a fireball. It's when you're like, up close and personal with two of our members. 01:28:57.470 --> 01:28:58.170 Yeah. 01:28:58.590 --> 01:29:11.904 And I am going to also back away from this door, not towards Elliot. I'm gonna go like down to like the south east side. Not all the way to the corner. I'm kind of in the middle of. 01:29:11.912 --> 01:29:14.660 The room, but okay. Yeah. 01:29:15.400 --> 01:29:25.408 And that's my turn. Oh, hang on. Let me see if I save. 01:29:25.504 --> 01:29:26.260 Yep. 01:29:27.640 --> 01:29:28.144 No. 01:29:28.232 --> 01:29:33.472 Okay. And did you roll for your wild magic? 01:29:33.536 --> 01:29:33.878 Yes. 01:29:33.944 --> 01:29:39.898 Okay, we're up to three, Then we're up to four. Up to four. All right. Ready? Glad I reset that. 01:29:40.034 --> 01:29:45.274 Yes, I am too. We're already back up to where I was. 01:29:45.362 --> 01:29:46.010 Yeah. 01:29:46.170 --> 01:29:47.978 Yeah. That was quick. 01:29:48.114 --> 01:29:50.110 I've cast several spells. 01:29:55.090 --> 01:29:55.658 Cool. 01:29:55.754 --> 01:29:58.350 My damage can trip. Does ice damage. 01:29:59.500 --> 01:30:00.628 That's probably. 01:30:00.804 --> 01:30:01.156 God. 01:30:01.188 --> 01:30:02.400 That might heal them. 01:30:02.700 --> 01:30:07.220 I figured it's probably not the play in this scenario. 01:30:07.300 --> 01:30:08.440 It gets bigger. 01:30:09.020 --> 01:30:22.452 The next. The other little guy, who also looks pretty fucking rough, opens its mouth, and instead of an icy blast, thick, dense fog. 01:30:22.596 --> 01:30:23.156 Oh, good. 01:30:23.228 --> 01:30:27.662 Erupts from its mouth, heavily obscuring it. And the spooky guy. 01:30:27.806 --> 01:30:28.446 Oh, man. 01:30:28.518 --> 01:30:32.990 And old Doc is also obscured because he's right there. 01:30:33.030 --> 01:30:35.902 I'm right in the thick of it. It's what I do. 01:30:35.926 --> 01:30:36.814 In the thick of it. 01:30:36.902 --> 01:30:37.966 Into the thick of it. 01:30:38.038 --> 01:30:38.718 Ugh. 01:30:38.894 --> 01:30:42.370 And then it does things that you don't see occur. 01:30:43.590 --> 01:30:45.326 Damn it. I'm blinded. Huh? 01:30:45.438 --> 01:30:58.580 Effectively. Then things occur. Such as? 01:31:15.200 --> 01:31:15.800 I don't like. 01:31:15.840 --> 01:31:19.590 No, don't do that. The awkward silence and then say, that's cool. 01:31:21.610 --> 01:31:28.818 Cool. I need you moved. So I need Ulnock and Mel to make a strength saving throw. 01:31:28.914 --> 01:31:29.922 Strength saving throw. 01:31:29.986 --> 01:31:31.138 Yeah, that's a good one. 01:31:31.274 --> 01:31:32.790 Yeah. You have advantage. 01:31:33.450 --> 01:31:35.282 21. 21. 01:31:35.386 --> 01:31:37.986 You don't have advantage because of the. 01:31:38.058 --> 01:31:39.270 That's a straight roll. 01:31:39.930 --> 01:31:40.790 Okay. 01:31:41.130 --> 01:31:41.990 Okay. 01:31:42.570 --> 01:31:43.700 15 plus 6. 01:31:43.810 --> 01:31:46.260 And you have disadvantage on strength. 01:31:46.600 --> 01:31:47.952 I like that first roll. 01:31:48.016 --> 01:31:49.168 That was a good roll. 01:31:49.264 --> 01:31:50.880 So sorry, what was it? Ulnok. 01:31:50.960 --> 01:31:52.224 15 plus 6. 21. 01:31:52.312 --> 01:31:53.248 It's still 18. 01:31:53.384 --> 01:32:10.488 Cool. You both save. You feel wind kick up behind you trying to pull you into the room. That. It's in all the pamphlets and stuff in the corner of the room. Co whipping past your head, sucked into to the fog. 01:32:10.664 --> 01:32:11.500 Okay. 01:32:12.000 --> 01:32:13.160 Paper cuts. 01:32:13.320 --> 01:32:14.248 Oh, God. 01:32:14.344 --> 01:32:16.460 Death by a thousand paper cuts. 01:32:19.200 --> 01:32:35.020 And that wind effectively dissipates the breeze. So you can see big dude again. Yeah, sorry. Doesn't dissipate the breeze. That'd be weird. Dissipates the fog. So you see the big dude. Little dude's missing. 01:32:36.490 --> 01:32:38.898 What'd he do? He sucked them in like a vacuum. 01:32:38.994 --> 01:32:40.690 Where the fuck did that little thing go? 01:32:40.810 --> 01:32:41.950 He hit him. 01:32:42.730 --> 01:33:01.804 You think he ate him? Um, sorry. This dude doesn't want to shoot. Both of you take 11 cold damage and your movement is halved. 01:33:01.852 --> 01:33:03.116 After saving. 01:33:03.308 --> 01:33:05.468 This is a separate thing. Is that. Is mine halved? 01:33:05.564 --> 01:33:06.252 Christ. 01:33:06.436 --> 01:33:13.196 This is a separate thing. This is in addition to the 10 that's been reduced already. You guys are getting slowed by his being near. 01:33:13.268 --> 01:33:18.460 Okay, so I'm 20ft now, movement wise. But I can't move away. I can't move closer to him anyway. 01:33:18.540 --> 01:33:20.840 Minus 10 is 30. Halved 15. 01:33:22.500 --> 01:33:24.156 But both have 40ft. 01:33:24.188 --> 01:33:24.684 I follow. 01:33:24.772 --> 01:33:25.164 Right. 01:33:25.252 --> 01:33:32.026 I have 40ft and now I'm 30. So that's just movement. What was the damage? 01:33:32.058 --> 01:33:33.162 I take 11. 01:33:33.346 --> 01:33:35.754 Is that halves for me? Because I'm in a rage. 01:33:35.882 --> 01:33:37.386 It's cold, so. 01:33:37.458 --> 01:33:38.122 No. Yes. 01:33:38.186 --> 01:33:39.802 No, I think you're having cold. 01:33:39.866 --> 01:33:46.618 No. The only. The only thing he doesn't take resistance is psychic damage. Yeah, he's got resistance to everything else. 01:33:46.714 --> 01:33:47.482 So that's six. 01:33:47.586 --> 01:33:48.230 Six. 01:33:48.610 --> 01:33:50.030 Six to unok. 01:33:51.010 --> 01:33:52.070 Six or five? 01:33:52.790 --> 01:33:53.246 Six. 01:33:53.318 --> 01:33:53.646 Six. 01:33:53.718 --> 01:33:56.974 Okay. Oh, I guess it would be five. Sorry. Eleven halved is five, right? 01:33:57.062 --> 01:33:59.530 Oh, sorry. I was reading my addition. 01:34:02.150 --> 01:34:03.406 Mel takes all of them. 01:34:03.478 --> 01:34:04.210 Yep. 01:34:04.630 --> 01:34:05.966 It's not great. 01:34:06.118 --> 01:34:06.622 No. 01:34:06.726 --> 01:34:10.690 And it's your turn. Spooky dude called it you. Ouch. 01:34:11.350 --> 01:34:12.798 I can see him now though, right? 01:34:12.854 --> 01:34:13.454 You can see him? 01:34:13.462 --> 01:34:14.142 Yeah, he's back. 01:34:14.246 --> 01:34:17.652 He just kind of like limped his foggy downside. 01:34:17.846 --> 01:34:21.768 And I'm still not in melee with him. And Ulnock's still between me and him. 01:34:21.824 --> 01:34:23.512 Correct. That situation has not changed. 01:34:23.576 --> 01:34:35.672 Okay. I am going to drop my machete and draw my short bow and attempt to hit him with that. It's disadvantaged though, because I'm. 01:34:35.736 --> 01:34:38.220 Yep, yep. 01:34:41.600 --> 01:34:43.134 That's a miss on the first one. 01:34:43.192 --> 01:34:43.990 Okay. 01:34:45.370 --> 01:34:49.346 I'm really not great with the bow. That's miss on the second one. 01:34:49.498 --> 01:34:50.018 Cool. 01:34:50.114 --> 01:34:53.778 Because you don't practice enough. That's why I keep telling you you gotta practice. 01:34:53.954 --> 01:34:55.910 Elliott's the ceiling anchor. 01:34:56.970 --> 01:35:04.350 Yeah. Belle's over here. She's absolutely terrified. So she's like drawing all the way up past her ear. This will give me more power. 01:35:04.890 --> 01:35:08.338 I can't imagine shooting a bow. Scared would work very well. 01:35:08.394 --> 01:35:08.946 No. 01:35:09.098 --> 01:35:10.608 Yeah. Panic fire. 01:35:10.664 --> 01:35:11.392 Panic fire. 01:35:11.496 --> 01:35:14.144 Especially when you're getting colded to ouches. 01:35:14.272 --> 01:35:14.608 Ah. 01:35:14.664 --> 01:35:16.944 Nat. 20. I saved on my wisdom. 01:35:17.072 --> 01:35:25.232 Okay. You are no longer frightened and you are immune to being further frightened. I'm telling you so I don't have a chance to forget. 01:35:25.296 --> 01:35:25.648 I got. 01:35:25.704 --> 01:35:27.568 Does it put her speed back as well? 01:35:27.704 --> 01:35:28.864 You get the 10 back. 01:35:28.952 --> 01:35:29.344 Okay. 01:35:29.392 --> 01:35:32.880 You are still half so now you're to 20ft. 01:35:32.960 --> 01:35:35.312 Okay, thank you. 01:35:35.336 --> 01:35:36.480 Because your speed's still halved. 01:35:36.560 --> 01:35:37.488 Yes, but it's okay. 01:35:37.504 --> 01:35:39.120 So you sort of only get five back. 01:35:39.240 --> 01:35:40.608 40 to 20. Got it. 01:35:40.664 --> 01:35:45.232 I gotcha. Okay. Cool. I am not scared anymore and I am angry. 01:35:45.376 --> 01:35:47.300 There we go. Yes. 01:35:47.720 --> 01:35:49.248 It's useful in certain ways. 01:35:49.344 --> 01:35:50.896 Don't get scared, get angry. 01:35:51.008 --> 01:35:58.368 There was a hell of a windstorm. Some fog was there briefly and you've got a little dude getting up near you. 01:35:58.504 --> 01:36:03.344 So ice creature number two you said had flown out towards me. But he was not in melee, he. 01:36:03.352 --> 01:36:04.104 Was just out of melee. 01:36:04.192 --> 01:36:15.896 Perfect. I am going to throw that bow at him. He doesn't get the hunter's mark damage with the sharpshooter feet. 01:36:16.008 --> 01:36:16.780 Okay. 01:36:18.080 --> 01:36:19.320 So yeah. 21 to hit. 01:36:19.360 --> 01:36:20.060 Yeah. 01:36:21.920 --> 01:36:23.704 20 points of piercing damage. 01:36:23.752 --> 01:36:24.504 Good lord. 01:36:24.632 --> 01:36:26.088 Fuck that guy. 01:36:26.264 --> 01:36:27.928 And he explodes. 01:36:28.104 --> 01:36:28.936 Perfect. 01:36:29.128 --> 01:36:30.620 With my second shot. 01:36:31.210 --> 01:36:32.066 Go flying around. 01:36:32.138 --> 01:36:37.250 But you are unhooked with my second shot. I can see scary frozen dead dude. 01:36:37.330 --> 01:36:38.978 You can see scary frozen dead dude. Okay. 01:36:38.994 --> 01:36:42.290 I'm going to sharpshooter him cuz he's the one that's under marked. 01:36:42.370 --> 01:36:42.850 Okay. 01:36:42.930 --> 01:36:44.530 Maybe 16 to hit. 01:36:44.570 --> 01:36:45.058 Yep. 01:36:45.154 --> 01:36:52.082 Sweet. Oh God. That's going to be 23 points of piercing damage. Magical piercing damage. 01:36:52.146 --> 01:36:56.178 Yep. Doesn't that magical. Doesn't matter. 01:36:56.234 --> 01:36:57.790 Oh, okay. I'll just give you total. 01:36:58.890 --> 01:37:01.670 He takes it. He's not stoked. 01:37:02.090 --> 01:37:03.350 You bitch. 01:37:03.850 --> 01:37:22.290 Jimmy, I'mma swapped my longbow because the fire kind of fizzled. So I'm going to try shooting the main spooky dude with the longbow. Plus I can get sneak attack theoretically. Hiya. That is a. I can do math. 15 to hit. 01:37:22.330 --> 01:37:22.674 Yep. 01:37:22.722 --> 01:37:29.220 Sweet. For a whopping one sec. 01:37:29.920 --> 01:37:30.700 Sorry. 01:37:33.200 --> 01:37:35.736 That's 21 points of piercing damage. 01:37:35.928 --> 01:37:40.872 It hits. He's not looking great. But he didn't look good to begin with. So judge that how you want. 01:37:40.896 --> 01:37:42.184 He was frozen dead guy. 01:37:42.232 --> 01:37:46.040 Yeah, he was the frozen not suddenly unfrozen alive guy. 01:37:46.120 --> 01:37:51.150 So he's been frozen and dead since 89. 01:37:52.570 --> 01:37:54.306 It's been a while rough from the jump. 01:37:54.338 --> 01:37:54.690 Yeah. 01:37:54.770 --> 01:37:58.710 Why do I feel like he like he's. He's got like freezer burned. 01:38:00.970 --> 01:38:03.042 He's got like the white patches. 01:38:03.186 --> 01:38:04.578 Yeah, for sure. 01:38:04.714 --> 01:38:09.430 There's nothing in this room that I could hide behind in any way. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I kind of figured. 01:38:10.650 --> 01:38:12.146 He's not a small creature. 01:38:12.258 --> 01:38:13.410 He doesn't even get to do that. 01:38:13.450 --> 01:38:17.168 Yeah, that'd be great. All right, that's my turn then. 01:38:17.224 --> 01:38:21.296 But it is Ulnock's turn. This scary dude's right up in your grill still. 01:38:21.368 --> 01:38:29.328 We're gonna hit him twice again if we can get go trey and then not attacks. So I roll with disadvantage. 01:38:29.424 --> 01:38:30.100 Yeah. 01:38:32.040 --> 01:38:36.688 Fucking that's gonna probably hit cuz. 13 plus 6 is 19 last I checked. 01:38:36.784 --> 01:38:38.340 Yep. Yep. That hits. 01:38:38.920 --> 01:38:39.888 How's math change? 01:38:39.944 --> 01:38:40.982 How many ouches does that do? 01:38:41.056 --> 01:38:51.710 Sixteen. Oh, fuck. Well, that's not great. Seven plus six. Thirteen. Damn. 01:38:53.410 --> 01:38:58.522 He bets that one away with his weirdly hard forearm. 01:38:58.586 --> 01:39:01.242 Yeah. Why aren't you dead again? 01:39:01.426 --> 01:39:02.234 You're just chipping. 01:39:02.282 --> 01:39:04.250 You've taken so much damage. 01:39:04.410 --> 01:39:06.150 Little ice chips off of him. 01:39:07.660 --> 01:39:08.680 Horrible. 01:39:09.340 --> 01:39:11.400 Ice crew's dead, Emery. 01:39:11.820 --> 01:39:26.600 Great. I'm going to very scared. I am very scared. I'm gonna try to hit him with a chaos bolt. We'll see how this goes. 01:39:27.580 --> 01:39:29.320 You sound so skeptical. 01:39:30.860 --> 01:39:33.622 It's a Nat 20 or a 6? 6. 01:39:33.761 --> 01:39:34.948 6 misses. 01:39:35.044 --> 01:39:37.200 6 plus 6. Plus 6. Never mind. 01:39:37.500 --> 01:39:38.240 A. 01:39:40.860 --> 01:39:41.760 We're good. 01:39:42.460 --> 01:39:45.572 I was going to say like. Like the luck absolutely would have been in that one. 01:39:45.596 --> 01:39:46.468 On that I'm out of five. 01:39:46.524 --> 01:39:48.468 Out of five. So 25% chance. 01:39:48.564 --> 01:39:55.252 Yeah. I'm going to back away. More fair. I'm going to roll to save. Nope, I don't save. 01:39:55.316 --> 01:39:57.520 Oh, I didn't roll to save. Should I do that now? 01:39:57.990 --> 01:39:59.614 I totally should have moved away from memory. 01:39:59.662 --> 01:40:00.650 Doesn't matter. 10. 01:40:02.310 --> 01:40:07.774 Welcome to the Downside of being a strength based, not wisdom based. Yeah, my fighter never saves. 01:40:07.822 --> 01:40:10.702 Oh, that's a nine. Never mind. Yeah, because of the minus one. I didn't do that yet. 01:40:10.726 --> 01:40:22.810 Yep. Kai could never not be scared. Just fucking. Yeah. Yeah. And he always got frightened when he was nowhere fucking near the fight either. So he could never get closer to it. 01:40:26.080 --> 01:40:29.016 It kind of sucks having a chicken for a frontline fight here. 01:40:29.168 --> 01:40:34.260 It's a good thing I ran in first. Yeah, yeah. He's like, I'm close. Hopefully he stays there. 01:40:35.120 --> 01:40:37.656 You can't move closer, but you don't have to move away. 01:40:37.728 --> 01:40:38.380 Yeah. 01:40:38.800 --> 01:40:40.920 We don't know where Ice Creature one went, do we? 01:40:40.960 --> 01:40:41.816 Nope. You don't? 01:40:41.928 --> 01:40:44.380 Oh, we just know he disappeared. 01:40:54.970 --> 01:40:56.082 Let's do the boring one. 01:40:56.106 --> 01:40:56.450 Do that. 01:40:56.490 --> 01:40:57.550 It sounds great. 01:41:01.930 --> 01:41:08.430 All right, go ahead and give me another Strength throw you to save. Sorry. Strength save you two. 01:41:13.050 --> 01:41:13.790 13. 01:41:14.740 --> 01:41:15.820 Not a great one this time. 01:41:15.860 --> 01:41:35.228 No, it wasn't. Neither of you pass. So now things happen that did not occur last time. So this time you can actually even see it. He opens his mouth and just sucks hard. And you both get knocked prone by the gust of wind. 01:41:35.284 --> 01:41:37.036 Fuck. Okay. 01:41:37.148 --> 01:41:50.550 And you get pulled as close to him as you can be. You're there. So you both do, however, take three bludgeoning damage. 01:41:50.710 --> 01:41:57.410 So have two. One. I'm really liking that. That's helping me a lot. 01:41:57.790 --> 01:41:58.998 Bell takes three damage. 01:41:59.094 --> 01:41:59.850 Yup. 01:42:00.350 --> 01:42:02.490 And is both knocked prone. 01:42:03.630 --> 01:42:05.894 Oh, hey, I can see it fully now. Oh, God. 01:42:06.022 --> 01:42:06.730 Yeah. 01:42:07.710 --> 01:42:08.450 And. 01:42:10.510 --> 01:42:15.814 This guy doesn't really do much, but you both take 11 damage from being near him. 01:42:15.902 --> 01:42:16.646 He sucks. 01:42:16.758 --> 01:42:19.330 Which is Aved for Olnok 5. 01:42:19.870 --> 01:42:20.598 That's a lot. 01:42:20.654 --> 01:42:22.850 Stop doing that close. 01:42:25.230 --> 01:42:27.494 Mel. You're laying down now. 01:42:27.582 --> 01:42:28.966 Mel has a problem. 01:42:29.118 --> 01:42:37.688 Do I still have the dragon's breath? Okay, I'm going to sit up and look at this dude and try to breathe fire on him in a way that doesn't hit Molok. 01:42:37.864 --> 01:42:39.384 We are in the exact same situation. 01:42:39.432 --> 01:42:41.048 We were bucket send it. 01:42:41.104 --> 01:42:42.980 I guess Olm's laying down now. So if you. 01:42:43.680 --> 01:42:49.704 I'm. I'm going to. I'm sitting up. I haven't stood up yet. So I'm going to like center, like go upwards at the guy. 01:42:49.752 --> 01:42:53.260 Angle up. Angle upwards so it will singe my back hairs. 01:42:53.600 --> 01:42:55.820 And he. He says it's fine. 01:42:56.400 --> 01:42:57.822 It's a deck save. 01:42:58.016 --> 01:43:00.274 That's the piece almost definitely fails. Yeah. 01:43:00.322 --> 01:43:00.962 Okay. 01:43:01.106 --> 01:43:02.738 You don't need to. She's shooting over you. 01:43:02.794 --> 01:43:05.750 Okay, so that's 11 points of fire damage. 01:43:06.570 --> 01:43:11.122 It's a cone. If Ice Creature 1 is in that cone as well, he is awesome. It also needs to save. 01:43:11.186 --> 01:43:14.066 Okay, go ahead and describe. 01:43:14.258 --> 01:43:14.914 Nice. 01:43:15.042 --> 01:43:34.878 So I get knocked prone from his giant intake of freezing cold, nasty breath. And so I sit back up again suddenly and then I open up my mouth and I breathe and it just basically melts his cold freezer bird crusty face and he just sort of dissolves into a puddle of viscous icy goo. 01:43:34.974 --> 01:43:36.782 It smells like overcooked freezer meat. 01:43:36.846 --> 01:43:38.590 You raiders of the lost arkdom. 01:43:38.670 --> 01:43:39.966 I definitely did. 01:43:40.038 --> 01:43:52.260 As he's still sucking, he sucks it into and all that's left behind is a skull on his head and he just collapses down onto the. 01:43:53.920 --> 01:43:55.832 And I'm freaking the out. Yeah. 01:43:55.896 --> 01:43:57.096 And I'm so frightened. You're. 01:43:57.128 --> 01:43:58.060 I'm still scared. 01:43:59.440 --> 01:44:03.160 R. What are the scariest things you've seen got scarier and fell on you? 01:44:03.200 --> 01:44:03.820 Yes. 01:44:04.640 --> 01:44:06.340 Then I'm going to stand up. 01:44:08.320 --> 01:44:11.180 You are up. Okay. 01:44:12.400 --> 01:44:17.768 If I can see Ice Creature run, I'm going to shoot at him. If not, I'm going to hold my action to shoot at him when I can see him. 01:44:17.824 --> 01:44:18.808 You cannot see him. 01:44:18.864 --> 01:44:20.500 All right. I'm gonna hold my action. 01:44:27.760 --> 01:44:38.584 Okay. All you see left in there is a shitload of ice all over throughout this room. 01:44:38.672 --> 01:44:46.020 Got it. I'm gonna like this. I'm gonna hold my action. If I see Ice Creature one move again, I'm gonna shoot him. 01:44:47.040 --> 01:44:49.340 Likewise with my bull. 01:44:50.160 --> 01:44:53.736 Oh, look, there's a scary dead guy. 01:44:53.848 --> 01:45:02.056 Freaking out. I might have peed a little. I don't fucking don't know what else I would do. I'd just be panicking. 01:45:02.248 --> 01:45:04.824 You flail and kick the thing off you and scrimp. 01:45:04.872 --> 01:45:09.054 Just trying to push it off me and like, scoot back a little bit, I guess, because I can't get closer. 01:45:09.152 --> 01:45:10.430 Fair. Yeah, fair. 01:45:10.890 --> 01:45:12.750 Does the fear effect end? 01:45:13.050 --> 01:45:14.146 It should. 01:45:14.298 --> 01:45:19.538 It should. Once it dies, it's no longer causing it. I don't know that you're less scared of it. 01:45:19.594 --> 01:45:21.282 It ends at the end of Olnok's turn. 01:45:21.306 --> 01:45:22.898 Yeah, at the end of Olmok's turn. 01:45:22.954 --> 01:45:24.322 So I don't have to roll for the save. 01:45:24.386 --> 01:45:24.674 Yeah. 01:45:24.722 --> 01:45:26.802 It's like it's dead. I'm not afraid of it anymore. 01:45:26.866 --> 01:45:29.826 Okay, you're afraid of the fact that it's dead on you. 01:45:29.898 --> 01:45:34.610 But you know, and that takes me out of a rage. Unless this thing attacks me now. 01:45:34.650 --> 01:45:40.582 You, I guess. Yeah. You're not out of a rage yet. Yeah, because you just got attacked. 01:45:40.726 --> 01:45:43.250 Yeah. You still. You still took damage this time. 01:45:43.630 --> 01:45:49.126 Yeah, you got attack this turn. It's next turn. So you're still aging. My bad. 01:45:49.198 --> 01:45:51.062 I was confused, Emery. 01:45:51.206 --> 01:46:03.596 Which isn't surprising. I'm just gonna brace, and if something comes within five feet of me, I'm going to cast my sword burst cantrip. If the ice creature comes within five feet of me. 01:46:03.668 --> 01:46:04.236 Hey, Emory. 01:46:04.268 --> 01:46:05.160 How you doing? 01:46:07.940 --> 01:46:09.560 Okay. My hand. 01:46:10.180 --> 01:46:14.920 That's why I clarified. I don't want to sword burst my companions here. 01:46:15.780 --> 01:46:40.614 So to redescribe this room, just to make sure everybody is on the same page, this was a wooden walled room with big windows. Which windows got broken out? That's how you've been shooting at the dude. There is still wood blocking quite a bit of the room. Inside, Odok sees an ice crystal. Turn its head and stare at him. 01:46:40.702 --> 01:46:41.910 Oh, cool, that's good. 01:46:41.950 --> 01:46:52.948 And attack at him. Come scrambling out. So you guys see out of the doorway, a creature crawling quite rapidly, triggering your held actions. 01:46:53.044 --> 01:46:53.720 Cool. 01:46:56.300 --> 01:46:57.520 And you see me go. 01:47:01.020 --> 01:47:02.116 I can't. 01:47:02.308 --> 01:47:04.804 Did that thing get into me? Would I get sneak attack? 01:47:04.892 --> 01:47:06.516 Yeah, that's going to be scrambled. 01:47:06.548 --> 01:47:08.420 That door. 01:47:08.500 --> 01:47:09.780 Now, something's coming from the other side. 01:47:09.820 --> 01:47:15.364 So no 27 to hit. You hit 10 points of piercing damage. 01:47:15.412 --> 01:47:16.004 Okay. 01:47:16.132 --> 01:47:17.790 And I got a 23 to hit. 01:47:17.940 --> 01:47:20.390 Group decide how you massacre this. 01:47:22.610 --> 01:47:27.470 I feel like both arrows simultaneously. Like, one pins them in the head and one pins them in the chest. 01:47:27.970 --> 01:47:34.458 Well, the first one hits and it starts a crack. And the bottom one hits, it starts another crack. And the two cracks meet. 01:47:34.514 --> 01:47:34.794 Perfect. 01:47:34.842 --> 01:47:36.314 And it just shatters. 01:47:36.362 --> 01:47:36.730 Nice. 01:47:36.810 --> 01:47:37.338 There you go. 01:47:37.394 --> 01:47:40.778 Remind me. Mel, where are you? Did you move or did you just stand up? 01:47:40.834 --> 01:47:41.658 I just stood up. 01:47:41.714 --> 01:47:42.218 Okay. 01:47:42.314 --> 01:47:44.646 Did I just get sprayed with, like, ice crystals now? 01:47:44.738 --> 01:48:01.806 You moved, so no. I need a dexterity saving throw from you. 15 passes. You take two damage as a piece of broken ice shard cuts your cheek. 01:48:01.918 --> 01:48:03.970 Ow. Just ow. 01:48:04.470 --> 01:48:04.846 Yeah. 01:48:04.878 --> 01:48:06.158 You took a lot of damage. 01:48:06.254 --> 01:48:07.966 I took a lot of damage. 01:48:08.158 --> 01:48:12.156 I took a pretty good chunk for being in a rage and successfully. 01:48:12.188 --> 01:48:14.200 The two ranged people didn't get hit. 01:48:14.820 --> 01:48:18.204 I feel like. So we get here. Are we still in initiative? 01:48:18.252 --> 01:48:19.532 No, everything's dead. 01:48:19.596 --> 01:48:28.480 Okay. And Mel's like, I would like another brandy and olnock. This is the last time I would go viewing dead bodies with you because we know they don't stay dead. 01:48:29.220 --> 01:48:40.090 To be fair, this was Elliot's idea to go kill the thing because he said we'd get out. Gotta go kill abominable grandpa. And unfortunately, he was correct. 01:48:40.250 --> 01:48:42.586 To be fair, if we never entered. 01:48:42.618 --> 01:48:46.490 The room, we would have never known that he was abominable and we wouldn't have been hit. 01:48:46.530 --> 01:48:52.150 And I was already busting his way out when we stepped in here. He'd have just come got us. 01:48:53.170 --> 01:48:56.506 Let's go back. I feel. I don't know. 01:48:56.578 --> 01:48:58.074 You look pretty rough, Mel. 01:48:58.122 --> 01:49:00.810 We could just go sit by the fire. Because my face is still cold. 01:49:00.890 --> 01:49:03.162 My spidey senses say we need to go check on. 01:49:03.266 --> 01:49:04.590 Your ass is on fire. 01:49:04.770 --> 01:49:05.670 Damn it. 01:49:05.790 --> 01:49:08.250 Yeah, I feel. Considering we just fought. 01:49:08.910 --> 01:49:13.350 Any clothes again? Sorry. 01:49:13.430 --> 01:49:16.070 I feel less good about leaving them in the cozy room. 01:49:16.110 --> 01:49:22.758 Yeah, I think we should go check on them and maybe warm up a bit. Incidentally, I don't feel awesome. 01:49:22.854 --> 01:49:25.238 Oh, nock, you're fine. Those were FR. Coveralls. 01:49:25.254 --> 01:49:25.926 You're fine. 01:49:26.038 --> 01:49:32.192 But his front half is all completely covered in ice crystals, and his ass is completely, completely, like, smirking. 01:49:32.336 --> 01:49:34.416 That would be a weird sensation. 01:49:34.528 --> 01:49:35.260 It would. 01:49:37.320 --> 01:49:40.992 You guys, just so you. How do you leave? 01:49:41.136 --> 01:49:43.680 What do you do, turn around and head back to the hotel? 01:49:43.760 --> 01:49:44.944 I buzz through the window. 01:49:45.072 --> 01:49:51.940 I would really like nothing to hit me again until we've either had a short rest or somebody's giving me some healing. 01:49:52.520 --> 01:49:55.560 Did you want those of us to have full hit points to go out the door first? 01:49:55.640 --> 01:49:56.088 Yes. 01:49:56.184 --> 01:49:58.600 Okay. I will boldly walk through the door. 01:49:58.680 --> 01:49:59.704 I'll follow him. 01:49:59.792 --> 01:50:01.300 Taking the dodge action. 01:50:01.680 --> 01:50:06.056 I will boldly dodge my way back inside the hotel, which I still don't. 01:50:06.088 --> 01:50:12.376 Feel great about because I'm terrified because the DM asked for specifics. On how we leave, I will briefly. 01:50:12.408 --> 01:50:19.352 Dip my butt in some snow, cool that down a little bit so it matches the rest of me. 01:50:19.376 --> 01:50:28.434 I guess I meant more along the lines of. Of. Are you doing anything to obscure what happened in the room, leaving the door open? 01:50:28.602 --> 01:50:29.266 Fuck that. 01:50:29.338 --> 01:50:31.682 No, I mean close the door behind us. 01:50:31.786 --> 01:50:33.990 Should we chop this dude into, like, pieces? 01:50:34.410 --> 01:50:35.650 I thought he melted. 01:50:35.730 --> 01:50:36.178 He did. 01:50:36.234 --> 01:50:37.122 His face did. 01:50:37.226 --> 01:50:38.194 His face did. 01:50:38.282 --> 01:50:40.994 He is starting to gelatinize quite grossly. 01:50:41.042 --> 01:50:42.050 Ah, yuck. 01:50:42.210 --> 01:50:46.876 You should chop on. You can go stir that if you want. I'm gonna go check on Jacob Achara. 01:50:46.938 --> 01:50:56.088 Okay. You just close the door and you guys head on back in. And the scene inside the hotel has not changed much at all. 01:50:56.144 --> 01:50:56.792 Oh, thank God. 01:50:56.856 --> 01:51:05.660 Dude still sitting there, quill in hand, writing. Jeff is talking to him, telling some fucking wild stories. 01:51:07.040 --> 01:51:11.288 I'm gonna go curl up next to Charlie and Jacob in front of the fire. 01:51:11.424 --> 01:51:17.030 Bartender is giving Jeff a steady stream of alcohol. 01:51:17.530 --> 01:51:20.870 Oh, easy, Jeff. Easy, Jeff. 01:51:23.450 --> 01:51:29.250 And guys, stay in the night. 01:51:29.370 --> 01:51:37.704 Yeah, yeah. Real quick. As. As long as everybody's cool. I say we go back and look around the room really quick to see if there's anything interesting. 01:51:37.802 --> 01:51:40.092 The room which is the. 01:51:40.116 --> 01:51:41.132 The monster room. 01:51:41.236 --> 01:51:42.108 Oh, the one you were just. 01:51:42.164 --> 01:51:43.292 Yeah, I'll come with you. 01:51:43.396 --> 01:51:44.796 You find pamphlets described. 01:51:44.828 --> 01:51:44.988 Okay. 01:51:45.004 --> 01:51:45.884 I didn't know. 01:51:46.052 --> 01:51:49.320 Can we chop him up into pieces so that he like. 01:51:52.260 --> 01:51:53.920 Because he's turning into jelly. 01:51:54.500 --> 01:51:56.860 He wants to stir the jelly. Go for it. 01:51:56.900 --> 01:51:57.340 Stir it. 01:51:57.380 --> 01:52:00.828 So you cannot cut it, but you could stir him. 01:52:00.964 --> 01:52:02.680 Poke at him with my great action. 01:52:03.800 --> 01:52:04.736 Yuck. 01:52:04.928 --> 01:52:06.580 That's just nasty. 01:52:07.880 --> 01:52:09.584 I told James, go for it. 01:52:09.672 --> 01:52:10.320 Have at it. 01:52:10.360 --> 01:52:13.940 I'm gonna use my mage hand to do that. Gooey. 01:52:15.320 --> 01:52:25.344 I feel like I would like to say that in the time I'm just drawing smiley faces I spend curled up with Jacob and Charlie on front of the fireplace before we actually go to bed. Can that count as a short rest? 01:52:25.432 --> 01:52:26.288 Sure, sure. 01:52:26.344 --> 01:52:26.672 Thank you. 01:52:26.696 --> 01:52:28.512 So you get a short rest before the long rest. 01:52:28.616 --> 01:52:30.660 I need to take a nap before. Before I go to bed, Right? 01:52:30.700 --> 01:52:31.220 To be fair. 01:52:31.260 --> 01:52:34.880 Yeah, you say that like that's a bad thing. 01:52:35.180 --> 01:52:40.164 It's only like four or five days ago that you got the shit beat out of you by the last ghost. 01:52:40.292 --> 01:52:40.772 Before. 01:52:40.876 --> 01:52:45.600 Before Mel drifts off, Emery sets another little glass of brandy next to her. 01:52:46.700 --> 01:53:01.566 Perfect. With that, you guys have a peaceful rest of your evening. And you are shown off to your rooms that are all adjoining. There's not doors. 01:53:01.758 --> 01:53:02.798 You're near each other. 01:53:02.934 --> 01:53:10.090 Just to let you know, I've burned three hit dice and I believe I'm down three points. 01:53:10.710 --> 01:53:14.490 Okay, we will say you're to 40. 01:53:14.950 --> 01:53:18.318 Yes. Does my speed go back to normal? 01:53:18.494 --> 01:53:21.746 Yeah. Yes. You guys, speeds are goods again. 01:53:21.818 --> 01:53:22.550 Okay. 01:53:25.450 --> 01:54:02.380 Just for the sake of. I pulled this out of my butt on the fly. I gotta give credit to Reddit user ojohnmccicken for his cold light terror. I used that monster for this battle in the subreddit Rime of the Frost Maiden. And then just for fun, the other thing you fought was an ice Mephit. Fought two ice Mephit. But his cold blight terror is a spin on the cold blight. Something else. 01:54:04.800 --> 01:54:07.020 I heard that those Mephits are pretty good actors. 01:54:08.080 --> 01:54:17.860 They really get into their world. Yeah. But yeah, that was his home breath that I use for this fight. So thank you. Mojo McChicken. 01:54:18.520 --> 01:54:21.060 Love the name, dude. Hell yeah. 01:54:23.560 --> 01:54:26.256 Up. Creature did not like that. 01:54:26.408 --> 01:54:28.180 That did some serious damage. 01:54:29.240 --> 01:54:30.240 Yikes. 01:54:30.400 --> 01:54:33.260 I know about job. I was sitting pretty. That was a pretty good fight. 01:54:34.680 --> 01:54:36.620 That's the way we're supposed to do it. 01:54:37.720 --> 01:54:41.610 The cold light walker that you would find in Rime of the Frostmate. 01:54:43.070 --> 01:54:43.686 Mel. 01:54:43.798 --> 01:54:47.334 Some better silvered brass knuckles. 01:54:47.462 --> 01:54:49.302 No, because those were all saves. 01:54:49.446 --> 01:54:51.450 Yeah, those were all wisdom saves. 01:54:52.350 --> 01:54:54.330 We need to get Mel some books. 01:54:56.990 --> 01:55:00.758 We need to connect Mel with her inner self and boost her wisdom. 01:55:00.854 --> 01:55:04.166 Inner peace. I thought that was what the yoga was for. 01:55:04.318 --> 01:55:09.066 And it's been a really trying month. 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ALL. 01:57:45.620 --> 01:58:13.340 Welcome to Theater of the Mind. My name is Mike. I'm your Dungeon Master for this evening. And our question from the ultimate Campfire RPG card deck by James D'Amato is, if you were suddenly transformed into a mythical being or monster, what would you be? What would you want to be turned into? And what would you. And what would be the first thing you did with your power? Jesus. 01:58:15.200 --> 01:58:16.680 Do you need to rerecord that? 01:58:16.720 --> 01:58:17.860 Yeah, let me try that again. 01:58:18.720 --> 01:58:20.536 To Jesus. That's cool. 01:58:20.728 --> 01:58:43.800 I mean, we're not going to go into that discussion. Let's turn it over. Welcome to Theater of the Mind. My name is Mike and I'll be your Dungeon Master for this evening. Our question. And that's where we're going to end this recording session. 01:58:44.700 --> 01:58:47.240 Oh, I get two new rogue expertises. 01:58:47.900 --> 01:58:56.920 Oh, just kidding. Oh, you get too strong. Just kidding. 01:59:00.950 --> 01:59:04.126 Weirdly enough, I'm going to take medicine as one of them because I feel like we need it. 01:59:04.198 --> 01:59:05.710 I thought you did that already. 01:59:05.830 --> 01:59:08.650 I have, like, just basic help. 01:59:09.510 --> 01:59:09.982 I don't know. 01:59:10.006 --> 01:59:11.170 It would be a good choice. 01:59:11.910 --> 01:59:13.118 Double up on the bear. 01:59:13.214 --> 01:59:13.518 No. 01:59:13.574 --> 01:59:13.830 Stand by.