WEBVTT 00:22.330 --> 00:30.226 Hello, and welcome to our week variat and exploration and education in anime. I'm your anime idiot, patrick dugan. 00:30.338 --> 00:33.234 I'm an anime expert, dana hollander. 00:33.362 --> 00:42.626 And I'm brenda mccullough, your anime referee for tonight's Boob FC match. You'll get that joke? 00:42.658 --> 00:52.478 We're restarting this because I cannot allow you to have that be an introduction to this show. So I put my name on this. 00:52.644 --> 00:56.000 I got some bad news for you, dugan. I got five more. 00:56.610 --> 00:59.658 No, he came prepared. 00:59.754 --> 01:17.110 This is my episode, and I am so happy about it. I have had the biggest shit any shit eating grin on my face since we had to watch it. And I'm so excited for you guys to watch it. It's so good. It's just so choice. 01:18.650 --> 01:27.830 Yeah. So we're being held hostage, and Brendan, do you want to tell us what your fourth feeding is this week? Kjo. 01:28.330 --> 01:31.386 And it's got, like, six exclamation points behind it, so you got to say. 01:31.408 --> 01:32.650 I think it's got more than six. 01:32.720 --> 01:33.306 It's got a lot. 01:33.328 --> 01:34.746 Yeah, I counted it. Seven. 01:34.848 --> 01:35.258 Okay. 01:35.344 --> 01:39.610 Wow. They're very excited about whatever this cajo thing is. 01:39.760 --> 01:43.590 It's it might be our first sports anime. 01:43.750 --> 01:45.014 Uri on ice, bitch. 01:45.062 --> 01:45.866 Oh, shit. You're right. 01:45.888 --> 01:47.020 All right, fair enough. 01:47.970 --> 01:49.102 You were ready. 01:49.236 --> 01:50.590 I never forget. 01:51.010 --> 01:52.346 Not in my house. 01:52.468 --> 01:53.870 Hashtag never forget. 01:53.950 --> 02:11.958 Never forget. Hot springs. Yeah. So Kjo is wonderful and got a decent amount of attention, and I believe it's only one season of the show, but I think the manga is still going, and I don't know. 02:11.964 --> 02:13.762 There are only twelve episodes. 02:13.826 --> 02:20.698 Yeah. I don't want to say too much before we watch it, but anyone who knows what it is, you know what it is. 02:20.864 --> 02:27.750 So a cursory Google doesn't leave much to the imagination. 02:27.830 --> 02:30.640 Well, you can spoil it. Sure. 02:32.930 --> 02:42.560 I recognized the name and I was like, what is this again? And I was like, it's that show. 02:44.070 --> 03:19.126 Well, if you guys already know what it is, we'll just tell the listeners. It's one of our early sports anime, and also it's our big budget titty anime, which apparently they explained it in every episode at the beginning. But cajo is the hot news sport. It's basically a dead or a live extreme beach volleyball. The anime. It's the sport where women stand on a floating platform in a pool and try to knock each other off of it, like sumo style, but only using their boobs or their butt. 03:19.238 --> 03:20.298 I hate it. 03:20.384 --> 03:22.380 Yeah, I figured that would happen. 03:23.470 --> 03:29.054 You know me as a person. What in what did I do? 03:29.172 --> 03:30.654 You know me as a give you. 03:30.692 --> 03:33.794 The impression that this is something I would enjoy. 03:33.912 --> 03:41.460 You know me as a pervert. What did you think I wouldn't have brought this eventually so soon? 03:42.070 --> 03:45.074 The show is still an infant and you're corrupting it. 03:45.112 --> 03:52.626 No, we hit the 20 episode mark. It's an adult now. And we watched scum's Wish, which is a sex anime. So I figured that that broke the barrel. 03:52.658 --> 03:54.226 Good sex anime. 03:54.338 --> 03:56.200 Yeah. And now here's how fast. 03:58.010 --> 04:03.814 You got to just immediately dunk us back down into the depth of anime. 04:03.862 --> 04:17.278 Hell, bring it back down to my level. I've already discussed this. I agree on shows I feel like you deserve to watch. I'm not saying they're good. I'm just saying for the full anime experience, here it is. 04:17.444 --> 04:18.320 All right. 04:20.210 --> 04:21.198 Shall we? 04:21.364 --> 04:22.320 Shall we? 04:26.050 --> 04:29.986 No catchy transition. We're just slinking away. 04:30.088 --> 04:32.014 We're watching the first three episodes. 04:32.062 --> 04:44.150 Let's go get ready for some Mmbay, some mixed martial ass stop. Some pretzeling stop. It. Brazilian chew tizzu. 05:05.170 --> 05:16.686 Well, what can I say? I honestly need you to inform me. What can I say, Brendan? 05:16.878 --> 05:22.878 I need help grace the blessings of an angel. 05:22.894 --> 05:31.960 You cannot say the word art for the rest of this episode only Roger eber. We cannot bring the concept of art down to this. 05:32.490 --> 05:34.694 Picasso saw this anime. No. 05:34.732 --> 05:35.830 He wrote no. 05:35.900 --> 05:39.930 He went no at the beauty that is Kjo. 05:41.070 --> 05:49.450 There once was a little boy that watched Kjo, and he was so inspired to become an artist, and that artist was rembrandt. 05:52.190 --> 05:55.466 Oh, my God, I love anyway, that was bad. 05:55.648 --> 05:56.330 Wow. 05:56.480 --> 05:59.614 Wow. He didn't even get to the lipsticks yet. 05:59.732 --> 06:06.340 Okay, I will give brendan, this is not as bad as I thought it would be. 06:07.430 --> 06:11.250 The mccullough family motto is, it could always be a lot worse. 06:14.070 --> 06:16.038 Well, shall we less? 06:16.124 --> 06:16.760 Yeah. 06:17.690 --> 06:33.340 Okay. So we open up in a sports arena where we get introduced to the sport of K joe, which is the aforementioned boob and butt destabilization game. 06:34.270 --> 06:40.762 The opening line is, the battle between boobs and butt continues. And I was like, goddamn. But that doesn't just sum up the whole show right away. 06:40.896 --> 06:46.958 I immediately paused and had to send Brendan an angry message on that first line. 06:47.044 --> 06:51.200 Oh, my God. I got a big grin on my face like the cheshire cat. I'm so happy right now. 06:52.770 --> 07:05.390 So we are introduced to our main character, who is in this arena watching the sport. And this is kaminashi nizomi. 07:05.550 --> 07:05.922 Sure. 07:05.976 --> 07:09.014 And yeah, nizomi will call her. 07:09.052 --> 07:09.640 Yeah. 07:10.410 --> 07:18.338 But we're introduced to her because she wants to be the next big celebrity Kjo athlete. 07:18.514 --> 07:21.062 Yeah, she wants that money, honey. 07:21.126 --> 07:22.570 She wants to get rich. 07:22.990 --> 07:31.834 The very distressing line of, as soon as I graduate high school, I want to get into this, I'm like, oh, no, please. 07:31.952 --> 07:36.330 Once again, it could be worse. She could still be in high school during this whole series. 07:36.410 --> 07:41.358 So fair. I'm sure that works. 07:41.524 --> 07:48.980 I think it's funny that they made a point to be like, I'm 18, and as soon as I graduate high school, I want to do the boobs and butt thing. 07:50.390 --> 07:54.114 We need to establish right at the top that everything is legal here. 07:54.232 --> 07:57.126 I'm an adult, and I'm choosing to do this. 07:57.308 --> 08:03.826 Tune in for season two of Kjo when we introduce Kjo Jr. No, this bit ends. 08:03.858 --> 08:12.220 Here we go down we are then brought to the opening, which is just. 08:13.470 --> 08:16.010 It'S a lot soft core. 08:19.950 --> 08:26.106 This is my note for the opening. So this was just made to do gratuitous tits and ass shots? 08:26.298 --> 08:27.370 That's the theory. 08:27.450 --> 08:29.262 Yeah, that's the whole thing. 08:29.316 --> 08:39.358 That's what I'm saying. Yeah, it's fan service turned into a shonen Sports anime. So it's like the Prince of tennis, but with more tna. 08:39.534 --> 08:46.680 Also, the song actually reminds me of a song that I really liked in middle school. So I was kind of rocking out to the song, but also hating my life. 08:47.210 --> 08:49.554 And it also kind of taints that memory. 08:49.682 --> 08:50.840 Yeah, a little bit. 08:51.210 --> 08:53.640 No, it's just boosting butts. No taints in this show. 08:57.390 --> 09:19.614 I will give this show one thing. They do know exactly what they are. So in this opening, we get someone do like a hip check and then an animated dragon comes out of her ass and it's like, okay, you know what's going on here? You aren't trying to make fine art. 09:19.812 --> 09:23.654 Yeah, it's jokey enough, but at the same time still upsetting. 09:23.802 --> 09:39.302 Yeah, there's something about shows and just series that just know what they are and lean full force into it, like jojo and stuff. I respect that at just a base level, whether it's good or not debatable. But I respect what they did. 09:39.436 --> 09:43.430 Yeah. You got to commit even if you shouldn't. 09:44.410 --> 09:46.150 Even if you should be committed. 09:47.130 --> 09:48.040 Ha ha. 09:48.590 --> 09:49.610 It's not going to get better. 09:49.680 --> 09:51.530 Too many puns this time. 09:51.600 --> 09:55.690 This is my episode. This is my playground. This is my time to shine. 09:56.270 --> 10:27.298 So moving on, they open up on the kaijo Academy that nizomi got into with her good friend Miata, who we learn is a judo champion who made a career change to become a Kjo athlete. I don't know. What fighter? Peter I don't know. Competitor, athlete? 10:27.314 --> 10:27.494 What? 10:27.532 --> 10:35.906 Something I like Fighter. Yeah, let's go fighter. Because ass fighting is objectively hilarious. 10:36.098 --> 10:40.422 But the Triple B, as we said before, boobs and butt battle. 10:40.486 --> 10:41.420 There we go. 10:42.190 --> 11:01.754 So there are lots of paparazzi surrounding this. Basically butt battle college. Because these are all the rookies, these are all the minor league people who are going to be the champions of the future. So they're trying to get everyone on camera. 11:01.882 --> 11:14.530 And make no doubt about it, kjo is the single biggest sport in this world. It is massive. So anyone who's even associated with any regard is already, like, warranting attention. 11:15.450 --> 11:48.510 Yeah, it's like soccer for pervert. Or as I call it, soccer. So we get introduced to a bunch of different girls who are around, or we have the elite class that are going in. These are like the best of the best of the amateurs that are starting out at the academy. And nizomi is sort of brushed off as like a nobody, an underdog. 11:48.930 --> 11:49.680 Yeah. 11:51.010 --> 12:18.650 So we get introduced to a bunch of characters that don't really factor in now. So I'll skip over that. And Miata and nizomi go and check out the pool while everyone's going to their dorms, they're itching to see the battleground, and while they're there, they reflect on their training. And we get a flashback to six months ago for the final test before their academy assignments. 12:20.190 --> 12:22.138 Oh, no. I wonder if they get in. 12:22.304 --> 12:24.730 Oh, gee, I'm so nervous. 12:25.950 --> 12:27.558 So much tension. 12:27.734 --> 12:31.130 This pool did really make me want to go swimming. 12:32.510 --> 12:59.110 Yeah, they do have some sick pools, just like two Olympic size pools put together with, for this challenge, a bunch of different floating platforms and bridges going in between. Basically setting up an all out free for all battle between all the competitors because their final score in this fight factors into if they get put in the elite class or not. 12:59.260 --> 12:59.814 Yeah. 12:59.932 --> 13:22.346 So we have a big but fight. Normally, we have some play by plays of how the fights go of he jumps up and knocks the sword out of her hand and they open up a wormhole to hell or whatever. 13:22.448 --> 13:23.040 Right, right. 13:24.210 --> 13:27.310 They just slap each other with butts. 13:27.730 --> 13:39.154 It is a skill that takes a lot of practicing and honing of their abilities, and I would thank you to not dismiss it so easily anyway, but. 13:39.272 --> 13:44.580 Yeah, I think yeah, the anatomy in this show gets a little weird sometimes. 13:45.830 --> 13:46.958 You think? 13:47.144 --> 13:53.110 Yeah, it really bothers me. There are certain angles where I'm just like, how's your waist? 13:54.490 --> 13:56.498 It's like an owl's neck. 13:56.674 --> 13:57.400 Yeah. 13:58.250 --> 14:05.750 I mean, the opening had a girl with a giant ghost cerberus coming out of her ass. Things are going to get weird. 14:05.910 --> 14:07.100 They already have. 14:08.190 --> 14:15.422 I will say, these combat scenes, they were a lot of fun. Hey, I'll give it that. 14:15.476 --> 14:16.014 There we go. 14:16.052 --> 14:30.180 That's something I'll take because it's the full intensity. You have to like a regular life or death anime battle, but with oh, no, she's charging up to whip my jaw with her ass. 14:33.510 --> 14:35.090 That's my nightmare. 14:37.370 --> 14:39.698 Just the old ass jaw whip. 14:39.794 --> 15:05.360 That's what some people love so much about sports. Anime is like, it's every single action in it is life and death, when in reality, it's just a sports game. And, you know, one episode takes the course of like, 15 seconds, but it gets dragged out. And everyone's like, so hyper exaggerated, focused, and just, like blowing up proportions, but so dramatic. And this one's about tits and ass. Yeah. 15:07.330 --> 15:20.130 We get introduced in this battle. Nizomi's nemesis, basically a highly skilled she's the quickest ass in the west. 15:21.110 --> 15:22.290 The east. 15:22.950 --> 15:24.098 Forgive me. 15:24.264 --> 15:26.680 Technically, that's a different character we meet later. 15:27.290 --> 15:28.040 True. 15:29.690 --> 16:05.518 So she is just like laser precision, knocking people in the jaw so they lose balance and fall easier. And they have this big old one on one duel, and she gets knocked out at the last second, which I have some qualms with because she is the second one. She was number two in this fight, and she still wasn't included in the elite class even though she was the second best in this final test. 16:05.684 --> 16:13.982 I mean, maybe it's based on the skill they show and not necessarily the placement. Did they say it was specifically the placement? 16:14.126 --> 16:28.970 Wait, they mentioned their overall score. There are other tests and trials that we have not seen up until this point, but they do mention that this is the final battle and that the points count to their placement in score overall. 16:29.550 --> 16:37.210 Okay. Because wait, nizomi was, I believe, like, the fourth one left out of the twelve original fighters. 16:37.710 --> 16:42.330 Oh, that's true. Is that this is just a group of twelve out of 40 dudes. 16:42.490 --> 16:44.014 Oh, that's right. 16:44.212 --> 17:13.414 It's just free for all of twelve fighters. And then I think there's like, four matches of those. And then yeah, nozomi was facing off against pinker girl with big sparkly eyes, so you know she's going to be a prominent character later. She actually ends up being ranked third in the entire class, so she's good. And nozomi is kind of out of nowhere rookie, so everyone was amazed she actually was able to hold her own in the fight at all, let alone to do as well as she did. 17:13.532 --> 17:21.210 Got you. I forgot they broke it up into groups. I thought it was a battle royale fortnite. Everyone ass attack each other. 17:21.360 --> 17:21.674 Yeah. 17:21.712 --> 17:24.730 Now here we're talking about it like it's a legitimate sport. 17:25.230 --> 17:26.220 It is. 17:27.310 --> 17:38.314 You need to consider the league rankings and the different divisions and how the ass politics play into it. Excuse me. posterior politics. 17:38.442 --> 17:39.118 There it is. 17:39.204 --> 17:52.062 That's a good one. I also don't know if this was in reference to the purple hair girl. Her name is hanabi, but someone said something about a Butt Guillotine. 17:52.206 --> 17:53.554 That was her signature move. 17:53.672 --> 17:57.560 Yeah, that's her signature move, which is a choice name. 17:58.490 --> 18:09.334 Yeah, there are a couple weapons special move names. There's, butt cannon. There's butt guillotine and bust to bust attack. 18:09.532 --> 18:14.946 That one hurts. Like, the thought of it, I was just like, ow. 18:15.058 --> 18:34.206 It's where nazomi put her chest to the other girl's chest so she didn't have as much mobility around her, so she could always keep an eye on her ass so she didn't get knocked out when she got hit in the jaw. And the way nizomi countered that is, when she saw the butt was coming up to knock her out in the jaw, she smashed her face into the other girl's ass to stop it. 18:34.388 --> 18:37.090 I was like, Is she just eating her ass right now? 18:37.160 --> 18:38.818 2019, get with it. 18:38.984 --> 18:42.306 I said I didn't want to get too deep. anyways, moving on. 18:42.408 --> 18:44.820 It's 2019. We all eat ass. 18:46.170 --> 19:08.170 So we're back out of the flashback, and she's motivated more than ever to actually be a champion after that humiliating defeat. And Miata just wants a cute swimsuit and vague other reasons, quote unquote, that I assume will be uncovered later unless I didn't get to it. 19:08.320 --> 19:10.506 I was happy enough with she just. 19:10.528 --> 19:13.754 Wants to wear cute swimsuits, personalized swimsuits. 19:13.882 --> 19:19.710 She was like, Why did you quit judo? You were so good. And she's just like, I just I like I like swimsuits. 19:20.450 --> 19:22.566 I want my own designer. 19:22.698 --> 19:24.814 I want my own cute swimsuit. 19:24.862 --> 19:26.610 I want to look fresh as fuck. 19:27.510 --> 19:29.780 So they fight with my tits and ass. 19:31.110 --> 20:05.680 Moving on. So we watch them go back to the dorms and they find out that they are assigned to the cursed room, room 309, which is known as the empty room because it's where all the recruits who are likely to quit and drop out early are. So it's often left empty. And we go meet the other two rumi's. We are introduced to nan and I forget the pronunciation of the second one. 20:07.970 --> 20:09.242 I just wrote aoba. 20:09.306 --> 20:11.530 Aoba or Kazanne? 20:11.690 --> 20:15.406 Yeah, I wrote Kazanine. I was like, kazan is definitely not. 20:15.428 --> 20:21.890 It that 90s movie with shaq is the genie. kazane. 20:22.230 --> 20:23.380 Oh, man. 20:24.470 --> 20:35.814 But yeah, we get introduced to the two more roommates. And naan is kind of a country bumpkin, sort of. She gets excited talking about Kjo and her new roommates and her accent starts slipping out. 20:36.012 --> 20:41.900 She is a very cute character, but in the English dub, her Southern accent is very bad. 20:42.350 --> 20:52.266 It's just straight texan, but it's like, not good. No, it's just like as over the top. How do you all as? 20:52.288 --> 21:00.858 You can get it's someone who saw Sandy Cheeks and was like, that's the only inspiration. So it's a bad sandy cheeks impression. 21:01.034 --> 21:14.820 Something that kind of drove me nuts about nazomi is that she doesn't have any kind of accent, but on words ending in Ing, she would go, like, bring in, like, a card in at the end. 21:15.190 --> 21:23.974 It was a choice. I don't know why it comes up throughout all three of these episodes, but they just really lean into accents sometimes. 21:24.172 --> 22:00.782 Yeah, I like that it's in both because there's other shows we've seen where they point out Japanese accents and dialects, but we can't really tell because it's subbed. So it's like that's not noticeable for us. But doing what I usually did, I watched the dub, sub and dub, and I like that they kept like because the accents were probably prominent with some of these characters, they kept it in both the translations. So, yeah, if they're not the best, I can still respect that they chose to keep them in because they are somewhat plot relevant and character relevant. 22:00.926 --> 22:20.440 Yeah, yeah. I do like it because it is nice to remember. Oh, there's not one universal, like, Japanese accent. And there are different distinctions that we don't pick up on because we don't know the city voice or the country voice because we just hear a different language sometimes. 22:21.050 --> 22:40.890 It's like in old movies, they had like they would call it the mid Atlantic accent, which is just a generic American accent, which really didn't have any accent. So it could just be like, you could be Joe anywhere with this voice and not really distinguish yourself. So it adds a little flavor to this rich world that is very diverse and well developed. 22:41.050 --> 23:17.990 Yeah. What a strange choice to go deep in on this very surface level animal. Anyway, so Alba is very quiet and is just reading a magazine about Kjo. And nizomi wants to be friendly and actually say hello and accidentally rips the magazine. And we get a bad first impression and she refuses to speak the wild anticipates. So yeah, we have our group of misfits. 23:18.070 --> 23:18.700 Yeah. 23:19.390 --> 23:30.190 And we get a little teaser of the next day where they're going to start training with their teacher known as the siren. And that's where we end. 23:30.340 --> 23:34.770 We also get just a delicious dose of fat shaving. 23:35.110 --> 23:35.860 Yeah. 23:36.550 --> 23:37.810 Yum, yum, yum. 23:38.950 --> 23:44.082 Anyway, at least the end credits, they have like a cute little narrative. It's fun. 23:44.136 --> 23:49.400 Oh, yeah. They have to go find all the swimsuits that they accidentally let blow away in the wind. 23:50.970 --> 23:51.798 It's fun. 23:51.884 --> 23:52.914 Fun little jam. 23:53.042 --> 24:11.342 Yeah. So in episode two, all of the episodes start out with the narrator, like, explaining what Kjo is. But I think this is the first one where he's like, forget race horses, bed on these girls. And I'm just like, oh, yeah. 24:11.396 --> 24:14.298 He points out, like, it's a big gambling sport. 24:14.394 --> 24:25.374 Yeah, but so that's just like the little intro. And then they are doing gym stuff. They're exercising and toning their booties. 24:25.502 --> 24:29.294 Yeah. They have to do 100 meters buttwalk. 24:29.422 --> 24:31.860 Yeah. And I don't think that's actually possible. 24:32.470 --> 24:33.234 I hope not. 24:33.272 --> 24:37.140 But hey, I don't think most of this show is actually possible. 24:37.830 --> 24:41.858 Yeah, exactly. They're just like shimmying their butts across the grass. 24:41.954 --> 24:43.800 You've never seen my ass then. 24:44.890 --> 24:48.940 And I hope for the love of God, it stays that way. 24:50.270 --> 24:55.254 Make sure you go by the website for this episode. there'll be a picture companion. 24:55.382 --> 24:56.060 No. 24:56.590 --> 24:57.610 Oh, God. 24:57.760 --> 25:01.866 I am just dreading all the imagery. For all the promotion we have to. 25:01.888 --> 25:03.798 Do, it's just going to be a. 25:03.824 --> 25:07.002 Big censored bar and that's going to be our promotional image. 25:07.066 --> 25:08.154 It's just going to be a peach. 25:08.202 --> 25:10.990 Yeah. I'm just going to post just black. 25:11.060 --> 25:12.874 Pictures on just black squares. 25:12.922 --> 25:40.198 Instagram. Yeah. But Non and Alba are having trouble keeping up. Like they're consistently shown having trouble keeping up with the exercises. The gym teacher, they finish up their morning regimen and the gym teacher is like, not only are you graded based on your performance, but also on your attitude and behavior. So like, be cool and nice. 25:40.364 --> 25:41.570 Don't be a dick. 25:41.730 --> 25:44.310 Which is a weird requirement. 25:44.470 --> 25:53.966 Yeah. Well, this is a weird school. Seems like all they really do is exercise and then learn for like an hour maybe. 25:54.148 --> 25:57.950 And boy, do they learn some fun topics. 25:58.290 --> 25:59.902 Yeah. Don't say it yet. 25:59.956 --> 26:07.086 Not yet. But it's less of a school and more of like they're going into professional sports. 26:07.278 --> 26:08.370 It's like a boot camp. 26:08.440 --> 26:11.346 Yeah. So it's not like a traditional boot camp. 26:11.528 --> 26:13.570 Booty camp. Booty camp. 26:13.720 --> 26:14.642 Booty camp. 26:14.696 --> 26:16.180 There's the episode title camp. 26:17.590 --> 26:23.510 So now they're at breakfast and nozomi is really excited about the quality of the food. And it does look pretty good. 26:23.580 --> 26:24.502 And it's free. 26:24.636 --> 26:27.042 And it's free included in tuition. 26:27.106 --> 26:27.586 Yeah. 26:27.708 --> 26:58.542 But the bud but the elite class is treated even better. nozomi and Miata kind of miata is a kind of car, huh? They go and they're peeking up over the ledge to watch the elite class eat their breakfast. It is also mentioned in the first episode that the elite class pays half the tuition, which is pretty wild. But I guess it's just like getting a scholarship. 26:58.606 --> 26:58.786 Yeah. 26:58.808 --> 27:00.910 That's why it's a sports scholarship. 27:01.070 --> 27:09.346 Yeah. And hanabi sees them peaking and she's like she looks at them and shows off the ice cream she's eating for breakfast. 27:09.538 --> 27:10.786 The gelato. 27:10.898 --> 27:15.590 The gelato fancy and knows them. He's just like, ice cream for breakfast? 27:16.970 --> 27:27.610 Yeah. I am a little confused. They're all about being in top physical condition. And then they're like, oh, I'm going to eat rice until I puke. Let me eat ice cream for breakfast. 27:27.950 --> 27:32.238 You need all those calories to burn off in training for 7 hours a day. 27:32.404 --> 27:35.370 But ice cream is excessive. 27:35.530 --> 27:41.770 I mean, have you ever had cookies for breakfast? This episode brought to you by Cookie Crisp. Cookie Crisp. 27:41.850 --> 27:45.630 Cookie Crisp would not return our calls once this episode is released. 27:45.710 --> 27:50.130 Good. I had a recently to cereal anyway. 27:50.200 --> 27:52.222 Do they even make cookie Crisp anymore? 27:52.286 --> 27:56.020 I mean yeah, let's keep going. Making loose terms. It's not really anyway. 27:56.550 --> 28:11.820 Yeah. There's also a shot of them from behind looking up over this ledge and their asses just look so big popping. This is one of those shots where I'm just like is this really how their bodies are? Like, what perspective is this? 28:12.190 --> 28:14.342 Everything'S done with a fisheye lens. 28:14.486 --> 28:28.080 Yeah. So they're shown exercising some more. I did not write down the specific exercises in this particular montage butt training. But then they're shown in an academic class. 28:30.050 --> 28:30.826 Odd. 28:30.938 --> 28:42.340 And the teacher writes on the board, no, not thy rump. Never shalt thou triumph. Words to live by. 28:43.750 --> 28:53.880 I am so jealous of the person who was adapting this and had to come up with that in English. Just how is your day? 28:55.930 --> 29:13.226 But so she's talking about how you have to know your body. And that's why they take astronomy. And it's not mentioned at this point. But also boobology. But that's not that good of a pun. 29:13.418 --> 29:15.098 Yeah, they got late. 29:15.114 --> 29:16.720 In fact, it's not a pun at all. 29:17.570 --> 29:18.960 My puns were better. 29:19.970 --> 29:26.030 Okay, what can we come up with that is a better pun instead of boobology. 29:27.190 --> 29:28.526 Boobilistics. 29:28.718 --> 29:35.460 Oh God, I wasn't oh godding, that I wasn't oh godding. The fact that I can't think of anything. 29:36.890 --> 29:38.470 Tit granometry. 29:40.410 --> 29:48.230 Perfect. I was going to say I can only think of brestern astrology breastern literature. 29:49.210 --> 29:49.922 Woodshop. 29:49.986 --> 29:58.218 Speaking of Western oh, there's a lesson. And I don't know if this is true and I did not look it up. 29:58.304 --> 30:00.380 I don't think the writers of the show did either. 30:01.010 --> 30:21.154 No, I don't think this is true. But the teacher says that Westerners have perkier butts because their pelvis is tilt differently than people in Japan or Asia, I guess. But I don't think that's true in. 30:21.192 --> 30:25.134 This world, in this magical realm of kjo. It is. 30:25.272 --> 30:33.122 In this magical world of Kjo, westerners have evolved different skeletons. So they have perkier butts. 30:33.266 --> 30:35.142 You bounce a dime off my ass. 30:35.276 --> 30:53.850 Yeah. I'm scared to Google this to find out if it's real or not because just doing the show has fucked up my Google Analytics and what it thinks. I like, you like and I'm afraid to get into like but physiology. 30:54.910 --> 30:58.080 Hey, join our watch list. I've been there for years. 31:00.450 --> 31:20.770 Nozzomi notices out the window that the elite class is already training in the pool on the things that are called lands. And she's just like, oh man, I want to do that. And then the teacher notices she's not paying attention, so she throws the piece of chalk in the air and smacks it with her booty and hits nose of me right in the forehead. 31:20.930 --> 31:22.562 Get that pinpoint precision. 31:22.706 --> 31:30.266 Yeah. And then there's shown doing more running, to which I said, yuck, I don't like running. 31:30.368 --> 31:30.794 Who does? 31:30.832 --> 31:32.700 No, thank you, no. 31:34.430 --> 31:35.274 Let's see. 31:35.392 --> 31:38.150 Yeah, this episode has a lot of training montages. 31:38.310 --> 31:54.850 Yeah, there's a huge training montage of just a lot of butt. Lots of butt. They're not really focusing. Whoever made this is really a but man because there's not a lot of focus on the titties, which is refreshing. 31:55.510 --> 31:59.506 This is a refreshing show, I will say. 31:59.608 --> 32:00.660 Makes sense. 32:01.670 --> 32:02.420 Yeah. 32:02.950 --> 32:09.270 It would be strange if they were still given lots of boob shots in this butt anime. 32:11.370 --> 32:53.106 And then they're doing a race, just the four of them are racing against each other and no one actually wins. Which was shocking because, again, her and Alba are not good at the exercising. And the reason she won was because they were all running with tires tied around them and she lost her, so she was running much faster. And nozomi is like, hey, Miata, what do you think about this? You're a ref, I guess. And then Miata is just like, she's disqualified. Execute her, just take her out, she's done. And then they have to roll tires with their tits and ass, which is. 32:53.208 --> 32:54.606 Another lot of tire exercise. 32:54.638 --> 32:56.770 This one just has a lot of exercising. 32:56.850 --> 32:59.714 I mean, they're athletes. They're training to be professional athletes. 32:59.842 --> 33:05.510 Yeah, I can't imagine. The friction in that. Exercise is not painful. 33:05.850 --> 33:15.546 Just like, imagine how hot it is outside and like the smell of tires and having to like roll them with your tits and ass. All right. 33:15.568 --> 33:23.754 The smell of tires after just 1000 asses rubbed up against them. I don't want to have to hose. 33:23.802 --> 33:26.106 Down those tires after each workout. 33:26.218 --> 33:30.000 Oh, don't worry. There's some guy who volunteers to do it. He loves it. 33:32.290 --> 33:36.274 But so then the teachers are like, I think they're ready. I think they're ready for the next. 33:36.312 --> 33:37.234 Thing, the next big thing. 33:37.272 --> 34:02.570 And the next thing is the hip toss. This is the first thing that I feel like makes sense. I mean, kind of. So the hip toss is they have a beach ball, and in their groups of four, their roommates, they have to toss the ball to each other and they're smacking it with their booties. And they have to keep it up for 30 tosses. 34:03.470 --> 34:06.230 And it's on the beach. So this counts as the beach episode. 34:06.310 --> 34:10.038 It is on the beach. Is there not a normal beach episode? 34:10.134 --> 34:14.062 Not that I recall. It's mostly focused on the sport, believe it or not. 34:14.196 --> 34:21.680 Wow. They're also in a pool all the time. So like, we don't we don't need a beach episode because they're always wearing swimsuits anyway. 34:22.530 --> 34:24.478 It's the pool episode. The series. 34:24.654 --> 34:34.642 Yeah, but so there's like a dramatic shot of Alba, like, reaching toward the sky. And you don't really know why. It doesn't really make sense. 34:34.776 --> 34:36.226 They explain it later, but we will. 34:36.248 --> 34:57.382 And they're just like, Alba, are you coming? Yeah. And then they start trying and it doesn't go great because they all kind of chase after it instead of communicating. Sorry. And then the wind gets erratic and just tosses the ball every which direction. 34:57.446 --> 34:58.380 Oh, no. 34:59.630 --> 35:09.150 Jeez. Which also, again, is something like I don't think wind really works like that. kegel wind will change directions, like mid toss. 35:09.970 --> 35:13.186 I'm not a weather person. I can't say for sure. 35:13.288 --> 35:16.034 We're only but scientists here. 35:16.232 --> 35:16.834 Yeah. 35:16.952 --> 35:22.180 There's only one kind of wind that I understand and we don't want to talk about no shutting it down. 35:24.310 --> 35:37.000 And then there's a part where nozomi runs into alba and she falls on her, like all sexy. And there's like a close up shot of just like the grossest shit. I don't even really want to say. 35:38.170 --> 35:42.970 This is the line. This is where we're it's icky looking. 35:43.040 --> 35:47.930 And I don't like it because I don't think these people know what the female anatomy is. 35:48.000 --> 35:58.942 If they did, they wouldn't have made a shit like this. nazomi falls on top of an Alabama and gropes her, as is anime tradition. And she's like, hey, you're kind of stacked down here. 35:58.996 --> 36:07.086 I was going to talk about her groping her. Like that's fine. It's the shot of their groin parts that makes me upset. 36:07.198 --> 36:08.194 Yeah, that's fair. 36:08.312 --> 36:09.842 I'm not going to talk about it. 36:09.976 --> 36:10.418 Yeah. 36:10.504 --> 36:15.234 The detail that goes into crotches in this show is too much. 36:15.352 --> 36:16.710 Welcome to anime. 36:17.130 --> 36:24.790 Not, though, because in scum's wish that was an anime about sex. And we didn't get anything like this. 36:24.940 --> 36:28.780 Yeah, I bring the anime that deliver. You get the good shots here. 36:30.350 --> 36:33.420 We need to put Brendan and Time out. After this. 36:34.750 --> 36:38.394 Yeah. He's not allowed to pick anime for a month. 36:38.432 --> 36:41.610 It's only going to get worse. I'm telling you now, it's only going to get worse. 36:41.770 --> 36:49.920 I don't understand. I think, like, miata falls on her, too. So there are two just there's a few. 36:52.050 --> 37:02.866 They're like back to back shots of two different people falling on her. And it's like, hey, why you got the shot that you needed? This is too much fan service. 37:03.048 --> 37:09.970 It's not just for fan service. It's because ayoba alba I heard Kazanne on all my notes. 37:10.130 --> 37:11.362 Jessica alba. 37:11.426 --> 37:20.634 Jessica alba keeps appearing where the ball is landing and they keep bumping into everyone because they're looking at the ball. So she just always seems to be at the wrong place at the wrong time. 37:20.752 --> 37:29.270 Yeah, but they established they keep bumping into her. They didn't need to like, oh, I fell into you and now I'm groping your breath. 37:29.350 --> 37:35.342 Hey, dugan back to back. They had to fill 24 minutes and there's God knows, no actual story here. 37:35.396 --> 37:37.360 So that is fair. 37:38.290 --> 38:00.760 I actually was like, ooh, is like, alba gay and she wants them to keep falling on her. Is that what this is? But no, it was just a communication issue. They just needed her to talk more. Yeah, but so they were in last place. They finished last, so they had to do 100 extra but figure eight. 38:01.370 --> 38:03.800 Yeah, as you do. 38:04.410 --> 38:17.930 And then they're in their room at night and miata is like, this is a teamwork exercise. And then nozomi is like, teamwork kjo is an individual sport. And then miata is like, anyway, sometimes. 38:18.000 --> 38:21.734 You got to team up with others to get a bigger opponent off the land. 38:21.872 --> 38:50.130 Yeah, they were talking about how people with the same agencies will bounce ideas off of each other to support each other and give each other ideas. Yeah, but so the it's next day and they are doing the hip toss again. And this time, whoever gets the highest amount of tosses to each other gets to have gelato for dessert. And then nozomi is like, what's gelato? 38:50.290 --> 38:52.550 What's that there, Gilado? 38:52.890 --> 38:57.334 Well, it's gelato. And then miata is like, you saw. 38:57.452 --> 39:00.578 Hanabi eating it yesterday. Are you dumb? 39:00.674 --> 39:01.702 We just saw this. 39:01.756 --> 39:02.540 What's wrong? 39:03.150 --> 39:26.270 So they're talking to each other and they decide that one person should be the one that says, like, one person should be the eyes of the team instead of everyone individually watching the ball. Which doesn't sound like an excellent idea, but then miata kind of suggests that oba should be the one to do it, and then while they're doing it, she's not, which I thought was weird. 39:26.350 --> 39:32.274 Well, I think nozomi suggests it, but then miyada takes control and does it. 39:32.392 --> 39:45.366 Nozomi and none are kind of like, oh, miata, you should do it because you're obviously the leader. And then miata is like, no, I think alba should do it. And then alba doesn't do it because. 39:45.388 --> 39:50.518 She'S got like terrible not social anxiety, but she's very quiet. She doesn't like talking. 39:50.604 --> 39:58.442 Well, yeah, but it just bothered me because there was no moment of alba being like, no, I don't want to, or like shaking her head or anything. 39:58.496 --> 40:08.142 No, there was she goes into the trees and she's like terrified, hiding in the bushes. And they're like, okay, I guess. No, I guess I'll do it then. 40:08.276 --> 40:12.334 Well, all right. I missed that somehow. But anyway, they're doing it. 40:12.372 --> 40:16.418 Were you not going? Well, fully engaged in this riveting show. 40:16.584 --> 40:51.482 If you can believe. Just a sad. So they're still doing pretty poorly. And miata is like, I'm such a bad leader. And then alba, her, like, ponytail moves weird. And I was like, is her ponytail psychic? And then I was just like, no, it's the wind. And then nozomi was like, oh, she's reading the wind with her hands. alba knows what's going on. I'm going to look at her signals to know where the ball is going to land. And I was just like, you also have a ponytail. Does it not blow in the wind? 40:51.616 --> 40:55.920 Those got weird hair antennas that a lot of anime girls have for no reason. 40:56.450 --> 41:02.618 Yeah, but it really does seem like her alba's ponytail is some kind of psychic. 41:02.794 --> 41:17.306 It reacts to her, I guess, like mental state. I don't know. We see later. She's able to kind of it's kind of her tell, like her poker face like tell. So it reacts to her emotions. Yeah, it's weird. 41:17.438 --> 41:29.542 Yeah, but anyway, so they're doing really well. They get to 35 tosses, which was the highest, so they just have to get one more to beat it. And then nozomi gives the wrong direction. 41:29.606 --> 41:30.266 Oh, no. 41:30.368 --> 41:39.100 So then alba finally yells about it. And then she also has an accent. What kind of accent? I don't know. 41:40.690 --> 41:50.510 It's supposed to be a thicker accent than gnomes, but it's just higher intensity. Southern accent. 41:51.330 --> 42:16.600 Yeah, and still not good. So they win. yay. And then they're eating gelato in their room. And they're kind of like, oh, alba, why don't you want to talk? And then she's like, well, nozomi made fun of known's accent, and I really didn't want to be made fun of, so I just decided I wouldn't talk. And I was like, dang, shit. Yeah, nozzomi doesn't do it. 42:17.210 --> 42:25.206 I mean, she wasn't maliciously making fun of it. Just mostly like, hey, your accent is kind of funny. Yeah, but still rude. 42:25.238 --> 42:32.570 Hi, neighbor. Let me the first things out of my mouth be, oh, you have a very silly accent. 42:32.650 --> 42:34.058 You talk funny. 42:34.234 --> 43:06.310 You talk funny. Yes, but so then they finally get to train in the pool. yay. And nozomi is like leaning over the pool and looking at it. And then miata is just feeling her ass. She's like, wow, it's so funny getting deep in there. And then nozomi tries to guess Alba's cup size. And she's like, are you a D? And she's like and then she's like, Are you a C? And then her ponytail moves, and she's like, oh, you are a C. Me too. And I'm like, those titties are not cups. 43:06.650 --> 43:09.950 They're d for Dragon. Like Ms. kobiashi. 43:10.050 --> 43:17.580 Yeah, sure. But also I hate the fact that girls might think that that's what a sea cup looks like because it's not. 43:18.110 --> 43:25.020 Sea cups are smaller than we already addressed. This world has its own physics and reality. It's not realistic at all. 43:25.550 --> 43:52.694 Yeah, but so the groups of four are going to fight the teachers. That's the first lesson. And then they are fighting the Siren, who has let herself go because she doesn't fight anymore, so she's fat. And nozomi, says the Siren, more like the seal. To which I was just like, cool. I hope she fucking wrecks you guys. 43:52.892 --> 43:53.414 Good news. 43:53.452 --> 43:55.720 I hope she destroys you. 43:56.090 --> 44:00.042 She used to be one of the top kjo players of all time. 44:00.176 --> 44:19.758 She used to be, and I quote, thin and beautiful. But now she's fat, so she's ugly. Am I right, folks? Anyway, I could be angrier, but I won't. So they start the fight, and she is not budging because she is strong. And she has done this before. 44:19.844 --> 44:23.230 She doesn't need to adopt the resident expert. 44:23.310 --> 44:49.030 Yeah, but so they're fighting, and they're not really doing that well. And then nozomi does just like a huge wind up for her butt cannon. But then something bad happens, and while she uses her butt cannon, the other three girls bathing suits just get torn to shreds, so their titties are out popping. oops. 44:49.190 --> 44:50.060 Oh, no. 44:50.590 --> 45:05.530 The Siren sees nizomi winding up and notices something with the way she's moving. And this is one of the first times she's actually dodged an attack. And when she dodges it, the attack hits the three other girls and that's why their suits get blown apart. 45:05.690 --> 45:12.320 Yeah, and she's like a reverse no, not reverse, a vacuum butt cannon. And I'm like, what? 45:13.490 --> 45:14.240 Yeah. 45:14.690 --> 45:19.742 And then I think this is where Nosamis does it end before nosami is like, owl my hips. 45:19.886 --> 45:25.090 Yeah, that's the next episode, but we get a little but anyway, sneak peek at the next episode. 45:26.010 --> 45:38.102 Yeah, she's wearing like some weird robot unitard thing. That's about it. Wow. Vacuum butt cannon just sounds I wonder whatever it could mean. 45:38.156 --> 45:41.820 Just sounds so enthused, so engaged with this show. 45:42.750 --> 45:44.380 I love it so much. 45:46.110 --> 45:48.214 I will say I was surprised to see that. funimation. 45:48.262 --> 45:51.680 I love it so much. I definitely took notes on episode three. 45:52.050 --> 45:57.280 No. Yeah, I have no notes passed when I was legally required to stop. 45:59.410 --> 46:03.540 Hey, listeners, can you tell whether or not we're going to continue watching this show? 46:04.070 --> 46:11.586 Fuck you. This episode three recap is just going to be Brendan talking. 46:11.768 --> 46:14.980 Yeah, because we're just done. 46:16.150 --> 46:23.218 Wow. I mean, I watched I sat through all your guys'shows. You made us watch fucking zoids, dude. 46:23.394 --> 46:26.642 Hey, don't now you fucking compare this show to zoe's. 46:26.706 --> 46:27.670 Brendan, hold on. 46:27.740 --> 46:36.134 Brendan, hold on. No, stop the podcast. Stop recording. Brendan. How fucking dairy. Compare this to zoids for your black butler. 46:36.182 --> 46:38.060 Yeah, we love that one so much. 46:38.430 --> 46:48.166 It was bad. I agree. And I won't take it personally. You can't have expected us to enjoy this boost. 46:48.198 --> 47:02.770 But Battle Show, you knew what our reactions was, and that's why you were so delighted to make us sit through this. And now you sit here that we did like this. But attack show. This is a butt attack on me, Brendan. 47:03.670 --> 47:10.886 That's what I wanted. That's what I was trying to cook. That all right, episode three. 47:10.988 --> 47:13.686 Let's just keep going. 47:13.788 --> 47:16.166 I will say also have everyone take. 47:16.188 --> 47:18.458 A deep breath, have a sip of water. 47:18.624 --> 47:24.250 Hang on. Now, even rocco's Mad, he sensed your anger. 47:24.990 --> 47:32.730 I made a mistake. You guys are like this guy now. But this is what I wanted out of the episode. 47:34.030 --> 47:35.758 I think he calmed down. 47:35.844 --> 47:39.838 Good. Okay. All right. Episode three. 47:39.924 --> 47:40.622 Episode three. 47:40.676 --> 48:30.990 I will say I was surprised to see funimation did the dub of the show that very much surprised me. So episode three opens again with the narrator, like, giving a brief recap of what K Two is. I guess they do that every time, and then it cuts right away to nizomi blowing everyone's suits off, like, right where the last episode ended. And then when they're all covering up, she goes up to Nana and just like, oh, are you okay? And then she hunches over Oakland. It's like oh, God, my hips. And she's saying how badly she hurt her hips, I guess, pulling off that move. And then we see some EMTs kind of squirting her off out of the pool. And that's when the teacher says one of the teachers on the sideline says, like, oh, she's too new to have been able to pull that off. Kind of hinting at, which we already know is the vacuum butt cannon, which is like a highly Mary Sue. 48:31.410 --> 48:32.606 She's good at everything. 48:32.708 --> 48:53.798 She's just naturally good. This is the protagonist of a sports anime. They're just a god to the sport, whatever they put their mind to. And then we get the opening, and then it cuts back to all the players in the bathhouse, relaxing and washing off after the match they had. Because you got to have one bathhouse scene. You got to have it. 48:53.884 --> 49:00.486 Yeah. There wasn't enough opportunities in this show for just tits and ass. 49:00.588 --> 49:41.922 Yeah, you see a lot of skimpy swimsuits. You just need to make it sometimes. And we see the room 309 girls all talking about nizomi and trying to wonder, like, what happened and how she pulled that off and what's necessarily going on. And as miata and nan are getting changed, they walk in on nizomi getting a massage from Ayuba. And as they're talking, they're kind of filling in the zombie on, like what she missed in class afterwards while she was kind of at the, I guess, nurse's office getting fixed up. And they say they learned about three types of fighters in kjo the infighter, the out fighter, and the counter. 49:42.066 --> 49:44.482 And now we're getting into the logistics. 49:44.546 --> 49:48.810 Of the yeah, the shit nitty gritty. 49:49.630 --> 50:18.226 There's a high skill level to each of these types. And miata talks about her speed and how she was good in judo, being quick and fast so she would make for a good outfighter, which is kind of the fast fighters that go along the outside of the lands and kind of keep their distance. And that's when we get the I forget their names. I didn't write them down because they're not really relevant in the first three episodes. But the first ranked fighter and the. 50:18.248 --> 50:21.378 Third ranked fighter, neo and hanabi, there. 50:21.384 --> 50:50.910 You go from earlier episodes. They show up and start talking to the room 309 girls, and they're kind of talking about the different levels of fighters and skills and what skills they'd be good at, what type of fighting. And hanabi kind of tells Nazumi about the pressure points in the body, saying that's what she was able to hit on the other fighter's chin to knock them out. So she kind of pushed Nzumi's pressure point kind of releasing a lot of tension, making her feel better after she threw out her hips. 50:51.250 --> 50:52.206 Way better. 50:52.308 --> 50:53.280 So good. 50:53.730 --> 50:54.830 So good. 50:54.980 --> 52:07.060 And that's when they also tell them about the vacuum butt cannon and how that it's an incredibly high skill level move that even some of the highest professional Kjoke players can't use. It's just a really intense move. And the fact that Nzomi was able to do it is astonishing. And that alone would make her enough to move up into the elite class because it's such a high skilled move and that it essentially shoots the air so fast. That's what ripped everyone's close off so realistic. Like I said, it's got its own physics. And right around this time, we see another fighter come in named rin. rin ropa dope. That's just what I wrote. Yeah, she's also an elite fighter in the class. I think she's ranked like four or five out of the whole class. And this is the fighter who is the fastest fighter in Japan. And miata kind of takes this as a slight thing, like, we'll see about that. And to prove it, rin tells them to count how many attacks she doesn't. She hurts throwing her ass all around the place and they can't even keep track. It's too fast. No one can count. 52:07.750 --> 52:08.562 There's too much. 52:08.616 --> 52:22.202 So much as and before they even realize that rin stopped throwing her ass around, she's already on the other side of the room groping non for reasons how you just grope your classmates all the time. 52:22.256 --> 52:24.854 You just sexually assault your classmates in the locker. 52:24.902 --> 52:28.138 Yeah, so much until she passes out. It happens. 52:28.304 --> 52:34.906 Yeah, you can't that's not it's not okay. That's not okay. But also just like not possible. 52:35.008 --> 52:42.240 I mean, like, you also don't get nosebleeds when you see titties, but that happens all the time in anime, I suppose. So. 52:44.370 --> 52:59.240 This is a little off topic, but it just happens a lot in anime where a girl will like have her titties grabbed and they just find it so pleasurable. And I'm like, that's not realistic. Yeah, I mean, maybe for some people anyway. 53:00.250 --> 53:12.620 I always took it as she was just so overwhelmed, whether good or bad, sensation that she passed out from it. Maybe it's also an easy way of just like a rip chord of just like, oh, and we're done here, and. 53:13.950 --> 53:15.930 Transition to the next scene. 53:16.270 --> 54:12.810 In the locker room, they talk about how things are going to get changed up a bit with the class change race coming up soon, which is what the name implies. It's a race between everyone in the class and if some students do really well, they'll move up to the elite class. But then anyone who moves up to the elite class knocks someone out of the elite class. So there's only so many elites in one class and they're saying that Nizumi could easily move up to it. And rin's kind of like talking like, don't worry about these losers you're hanging out with now. You'll be moving up with us soon enough. Don't even bother wasting your time with these nerds. As where miata is getting a little chafed, a little annoyed. Everyone's cockiness because she's just so arrogant, but also because mia is just super gay for nizomi. You don't see it in these episodes, but she is. It gets very apparent later on. And good to know. Yeah, there is some gay stuff because there's mostly no male character. 54:12.890 --> 54:14.000 At what cost? 54:15.570 --> 54:26.066 I mean, you're not coming to this show for the relationships between the characters, even though some of them are good, I would say. Anyway, next day they're out in the yard. 54:26.088 --> 54:31.730 Every time you defend this show, I feel like an angel loses their wings. 54:32.150 --> 54:40.038 I'm fine with that. cocky angel need to be taken down a peg. So the next day I'm seeing a. 54:40.044 --> 54:42.002 Different side of you tonight, brenda. 54:42.146 --> 54:47.154 This is a completely godlike. How about, our other episodes are particularly. 54:47.202 --> 54:51.270 Godlike, but there is no God in kjl, only pits. 54:51.350 --> 54:56.730 I need to donate money to charity. So some good comes from this recording. 54:57.710 --> 56:01.840 This show is made for. When you're watching it and someone walks in, you have to quickly try to explain and justify what this show is. Anyway, next day, all the classes outside and they're being assigned what type of fighting they are. The teachers were evaluating in the mock fights and saying like, oh, you'd be good as an infighter, you'd be good as an out fighter, you'd be good as a counter. And they're going through the whole class and they get to nizomi, and they're just like, you're weird. You're a different one. Go. See, I forget her name. But the Siren, she wants to meet with you and talk to you specifically. So that's how she's the protagonist, because she gets special treatment all the time. Wow. When she goes off to meet with her, this is when the Siren is telling her, like, dad vacuum buck cannon. That super elite, high skilled move that would help you win almost every fight you ever are in. And you would easily become a prize queen and get a ton of money for doing it. Yeah, you can't do it anymore. It's too strong. You'll, like, permanently damage your hips and ruin yourself into the sport so you'll never be able to play again. So it's banned. You're banned. Can't do it. Can't do it no more. 56:02.370 --> 56:18.578 And nazomi gets so mad. I think she's more the teacher is more concerned about the damage that nazomi would do to her body doing this move. But nazomi is just like, oh, what? What? Why are you not allowed to do this? 56:18.664 --> 56:19.880 How dare you? 56:20.650 --> 56:23.990 How dare you look out for my well being, you fat. 56:25.130 --> 56:57.810 Yeah, the teacher is definitely like, this will destroy your body. And it's kind of implied we've seen a flashback of the teacher back when she was in her prime being carried off, and it's kind of implied that that's what happened to her, is that she did it too much and ruined her hips. So, yeah, she's definitely looking out for nazomi by saying, you can't do this, it will destroy you. And the zombie is just basically saying, like, if I can be a prize queen, if I can get that bucking money, if I can get those facts stacks, I'm going to do it. I'm going to win at any cost so I can be filthy fucking rich. Because that's her only motivation. 56:58.710 --> 57:03.570 Yeah, I was thinking about it in my hero activity. 57:04.790 --> 57:06.660 Don't drag this in here. 57:07.190 --> 57:32.458 No. Uber raka wants to be a hero so she can support her family. That's why she wants to do it. She wants to make money to support her family. And that's very noble, but fucking knows of me. Just wants money because she's a greedy little horse. I already said fat bitch. I feel like I have to say something else. Well, just like, you had to try and think of a different way to. 57:32.464 --> 57:40.426 Say sex, and it comes with bump and uglies. But like, I hate this is bump and ugly. 57:40.538 --> 57:41.790 That's what this show is. 57:41.860 --> 57:43.870 It's the ugliest side of anime. 57:44.850 --> 57:48.946 I'm sorry I called her a whore. That wasn't nice. But I couldn't think of anything else. 57:49.048 --> 58:03.990 I'm getting a headache from laughing so hard. You got some egg on your face. Because that's the exact same reason the zumi wants money. Once again, single parent club, not necessarily dead dad club. We don't know for sure, but it's a single mom and younger brother. 58:04.890 --> 58:09.580 But are we shown that? Does she say that that's her mom yet? 58:10.190 --> 58:12.714 But if you weren't so quick to judge fair enough. 58:12.832 --> 58:13.546 No. 58:13.728 --> 58:15.270 So judgmental. 58:15.430 --> 58:23.520 God. Oh, yeah. Because nothing about this show is surface level at all. They're all deep, understanding people. 58:24.610 --> 58:39.410 Uraka is a very good girl, the best girl, I may say. And she right up, straight up says, like, yes, I want money, but I want it for my family. Knows what me is. Just like, I want money because I just want to be rich. 58:39.750 --> 58:46.470 Let me destroy my career in college before my career starts so I can make the money, baby. 58:46.970 --> 58:49.720 Money, please. 58:53.050 --> 59:57.610 Is this what I sound like on the other episodes? But yes, there is a reason she wants money. I'll just get that out there. So nazomi is pleading, saying, like, I need to use this move if it's going to make me an elite fighter. Like, I got to have it. So the siren basically says, like, fine, if you're absolutely going to do it no matter what, I'm going to train your body so you don't destroy yourself by doing it. And that's why we see her break out the weird bondage swimsuit thing where she tells nizomi, you have to wear this for a month. You can't take it off. Or I guess she takes it off for when she showers and stuff. But she's sleeping in it, she's eating in it, she's practicing in it. She always has to wear it. And it's a kind of like constricting suit where if she relaxes her muscles at all her body, it'll warp her into a weird position. That way she's always fighting it. So she's kind of building her strength up for her entire body just by wearing it. It's like the weighted armor and a piccolo wears and Dragon ballsy. You guys get those references? 59:58.750 --> 01:00:04.346 Absolutely. I know the rock lee one. His ankle. 01:00:04.378 --> 01:00:05.786 Oh, there you go. Rock Lee. 01:00:05.978 --> 01:00:06.862 I know that one. 01:00:06.916 --> 01:00:38.358 It's like a sexier rockley. And that's impossible. We can agree on that. And so nizomi is like, trying to walk around with it and just, like, struggling, and like, she can barely walk with it. So then when she's on the land and trying to compete in mock races, she's even worse and barely getting by. And she's just really having a hard time with this. And around this time, we see miata focusing on her move. She's trying to be fast, trying to go up against ren, and just trying to speed up any way she can, but she can't quite get it. 01:00:38.444 --> 01:00:39.350 She's got to go fast. 01:00:39.420 --> 01:00:42.374 Got to go fast. Another sonic reference. There we go. 01:00:42.572 --> 01:00:44.860 The Sonic guy will drag down to this. 01:00:45.310 --> 01:01:27.078 I mean, won't you be bringing Sonic up to this level? You see enough DV in our Sonic. He's crying. True. And a few days later, we see them training still. All the training montages and the zombies getting kind of better, but still not quite. miata is also kind of the same, like not making clear progress, but they're still training all the time on their own. And then we get another bathhouse scene and aoba is kind of awkwardly trying to fill up on some ladies, see her trying to touch a girl's butt and then kind of gets paranoid and pulls back and non season, it's like, what the hell are you doing? She whispers into Nancy ear. She's like, oh, I'll help you out. 01:01:27.164 --> 01:01:27.874 Wink. 01:01:28.002 --> 01:01:51.370 And that's when they started like yelling on to the whole locker room and bathhouse. Like, come and get a free massage. Come on and get your massage here. And ayuba my notes all say cosmic uba is giving everyone massages. And this is when nan kind of looks back and says, don't worry, I'll help you get all the data on all the girls. 01:01:51.450 --> 01:01:52.202 Wink. 01:01:52.346 --> 01:02:21.594 So we don't get to it in these episodes, but because I've already watched and read ahead and love the series so much, all the shots we've seen with a hand kind of glowing and just being weird. Her hand is kind of like a mimic. And when she feels up the other girls, she kind of gets all of their information. So we see later when they're actually in kjo matches. She can kind of copy other people's styles by doing that. 01:02:21.632 --> 01:02:23.690 She's the hind reader. 01:02:27.470 --> 01:02:32.794 Why does this show have to have any supernatural thing? 01:02:32.912 --> 01:02:34.578 Because it's just throwing it's a sport. 01:02:34.614 --> 01:02:38.750 I don't know. The main girl has a butt cannon vacuum. 01:02:41.170 --> 01:03:06.322 It's what happens in sports anime where it's like they're at supernatural levels just because it always has to escalate in danger or the stakes. So at a certain point it's going to have to get supernatural. So they're kind of just planting those seeds now because let me tell you, I mean, the sugar gets real wacky, just real dang old silly with some of the buzz. 01:03:06.386 --> 01:03:08.150 Yeah, we aren't there yet. 01:03:08.220 --> 01:05:09.502 No, we won't get there because I can tell you guys won't continue. But yeah, there's one character that walked around in a spacesuit the whole time because her gravity ass too powerful. So yeah, she's giving everyone massages and at that time Nzomi comes in and she's giving her a massage. It's like, you're too tense, you got to relax. Relax your muscles. That way you're more fluid and easier to work with. And then it cuts to later. naomi is like still working with her suit and she remembers that advice. So she takes a deep breath and relaxes. And when she actually relaxes, she's able to move freely in the suit and she figures out how to work it, how to work the gimmick. And at the same time, miata is out training by herself and comes up with the idea of the W formation, which is kind of hinting at that's a secret form she'll take that'll make her go faster to rival rin. So she's also kind of broken through her mental block and figure out a new way to be better fighter. And a few days later, it's the class change race. So this is where they fight off against the elites. And I think a few different groups are all fighting. And there's four girls in each group and there's one elite class member in each of those groups. So it's kind of like the normal class paring off against the elite. And if they can beat them, they'll be able to move up and the elites move down. So it's intense. And right away, the first race is miata versus rin and two other girls, which don't matter. And it's on a seesaw style land, so we don't quite see it, but it's implied. It's like a seesaw. It moves when the weight gets shifted. And as they're warming up, we see miata, or rather, we see Nizumi apologizing to miata, saying like, hey, remember back in the locker room when the police were like, coming to us and bragging, saying like, I was hot shit and you weren't? Sorry about that. I got to go up. And I should have defended you too, because you're also better than me, or as good as me, if not better. 01:05:09.556 --> 01:05:10.750 You too are hot. 01:05:10.820 --> 01:05:45.130 Yeah, you got that sweet ass and I should have bragged about your sweet ass to other people. And she's like, oh, don't worry about it. And then it cuts to the beginning of her race. And as soon as the race starts, miata flies to rin, who has her back to her because she's so cocky. And she immediately covers ground and she gets right up on rin and then it ends. And then the preview of the next episode, we see or we hear miata talking about the W formation, which you will say, we ain't going to watch it. She basically gives herself a wedgie. She just yanks up on the bomb of her swimsuit and that makes her go faster. 01:05:45.870 --> 01:05:49.078 Yeah, nothing like a wedgie to give you mobility. 01:05:49.254 --> 01:05:53.120 I mean, hey, I move a lot faster when I got my underwear out my ass too. 01:05:54.770 --> 01:06:00.640 All right, well, that's cage. Yeah, that's it. 01:06:01.650 --> 01:06:12.180 So are we tired? You're not even going to pretend? You're not even going to play? 01:06:13.350 --> 01:06:15.060 Thanks for joining us. 01:06:15.510 --> 01:06:17.780 I will not play with you in this. 01:06:19.050 --> 01:06:21.670 You created a hostile environment. 01:06:22.250 --> 01:06:26.646 I tell you, Dugan comes back from vacation and this is the first thing he has to do? 01:06:26.668 --> 01:06:27.922 I got to bounce him out. 01:06:28.076 --> 01:06:32.620 You're really putting me through the fucking ringer on this one. 01:06:34.270 --> 01:06:40.778 Yeah, I sometimes will try to be on your side, but I will not even give this a chance. 01:06:40.944 --> 01:06:42.140 You know what? 01:06:42.510 --> 01:06:45.002 I want you to think about what you've done. 01:06:45.136 --> 01:06:54.402 Oh, I know damn well what. I've watched the whole series and I've all caught up on the manga. I thoroughly enjoy this series and I will. Not apologize for that. 01:06:54.536 --> 01:06:59.780 You know what? Stand by your belief. Someone's got it. 01:07:00.470 --> 01:07:09.160 I will confirm that I still respect anyone's opinion that they can like anything, but so for drug God, you make it hard sometimes. 01:07:10.810 --> 01:07:12.614 That's why I'm here. 01:07:12.812 --> 01:07:19.334 Yeah, I didn't think this was going to be one that you actually liked. Just one of those ones that you were like, I got to show you this one. 01:07:19.372 --> 01:07:24.538 No. I will unabatchely admit, yeah, I enjoy the series. You get a lot. 01:07:24.624 --> 01:07:28.438 So this is the episode where Brendan has admitted that he's a full pervert. 01:07:28.534 --> 01:07:29.930 Oh, don't actually try. 01:07:30.000 --> 01:07:35.146 It has been implied throughout the series, but this is the one where we get confirmation. 01:07:35.338 --> 01:07:43.390 I was the one who suggested on our cover offer to podcast, I should have a body pillow, but you guys said no because it'd be too preferred. 01:07:43.730 --> 01:07:46.154 Did I? I feel like I would have said yes. 01:07:46.292 --> 01:07:49.234 I don't know. We didn't go through with it, so I felt like that was the reason. 01:07:49.352 --> 01:07:51.330 But it was introduced. 01:07:52.790 --> 01:08:11.210 I will say we get a lot of interesting characters with this series. We get a lot of great quotes. One of my favorites is, quote, god forgive my sinful assign. I got that on my phone. I love that quote. 01:08:11.550 --> 01:08:13.850 I branded that into my toilet. 01:08:17.470 --> 01:08:18.966 It's written on all the toilet papers. 01:08:18.998 --> 01:08:25.390 I feel like if you wanted to watch a good version of this, you really could just watch my hero. 01:08:27.090 --> 01:08:36.930 Oh, God. There's a lot less body horror in this one. Well, no, actually, never mind. Just a different kind. Never mind. 01:08:37.000 --> 01:08:41.220 We see someone break people's jaws with her ass with. 01:08:41.990 --> 01:08:45.060 Yeah, I was very viscerally upset at that. 01:08:46.550 --> 01:09:04.874 I will say, though, I do enjoy the relationship that's built between nazomi and miata as the series progresses. It is very enjoyable. But I'm not talking to YouTube right now. I'm talking to the listeners who will have my back and defend me on what a great show this is. Right, listeners? Yeah. 01:09:04.912 --> 01:09:06.650 So what are we watching next week? 01:09:06.800 --> 01:09:10.140 Yeah, let's move past this and talk about the future. 01:09:10.450 --> 01:09:14.720 Oh, God. Aren't we watching Revolutionary Girl? 01:09:15.170 --> 01:09:17.150 Oh, yeah. fucking my pick. 01:09:17.220 --> 01:09:19.454 Oh, God, I'm sorry. 01:09:19.572 --> 01:09:21.550 Duke is just in some kind of. 01:09:21.620 --> 01:09:23.810 War position in a huge state. 01:09:23.960 --> 01:09:32.546 Yeah. I'm also sick, and I'm in a nightmare healthcape recording this right now. 01:09:32.648 --> 01:09:36.934 I don't know. Watching this always makes me feel better, so I thought it would help. 01:09:37.052 --> 01:09:53.850 So next week we will be watching a show that I found that is hopefully more wholesome. We're watching Revolutionary Girl. utena yay. We're watching the first three episodes. 01:09:54.750 --> 01:10:00.942 I can't imagine a show that's more inappropriate than this one, so it can only get better until it's my choice again. 01:10:00.996 --> 01:10:04.960 I look forward to that. Hey, it gets better. 01:10:05.330 --> 01:10:06.558 It gets better. 01:10:06.724 --> 01:10:32.482 All right, well, thank you to camille rowley for our artwork. And thank you to Louisong for our theme music approach. Two stories off of the album Beats. You can find all of Louis music at Louisong bandcamp.com. Thank you. We hope you'll join us next week as we learn to live with anime. 01:10:32.626 --> 01:10:36.280 This one was truly difficult. May God be with you. 01:10:36.650 --> 01:10:38.870 God has a band in this timeline? 01:10:40.010 --> 01:10:41.780 Wrestling. fuck me.