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Two foreskins walk into a bar. Season two written and performed by Chris.

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Thompson welcome.

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To Key west.

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If I'm going down, I'm going down. While going down on as many men as possible, I felt like Dorothy.

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Meeting the wizard.

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Mister Butthole destroyer, are you there? You're the first person I've had sex with after cancer. Blake thinks I'm just another sex obsessed, emotionally unavailable.

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F up. I want you up? Face down. Leave your door open.

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Blake doesn't know how much I want love back in my life. You're not kissing my bum with that fish breath.

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When people show you who they are.

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Believe them. And you have shown.

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Me who you are. So get on your knees, you pig.

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Dignity. Where is.

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My dignity? Two foreskins walk into a bar. Available wherever you get your podcasts.