WEBVTT 00:09.680 --> 00:43.270 Theater of the Mind is for adults. Ears only. Listener discretion is advised. Welcome to Theater of the Mind presents Retribution episode 43. I'm Mike. I'm your dungeon master. And this week's question from the ultimate RPG campfire card deck by James d' Amato is, who in your opinion, was the greatest hero who ever lived? What made them so special? 00:45.110 --> 00:46.470 Don't forget to breathe, man. 00:47.510 --> 00:51.270 One long ass sentence. Not allowed to breathe until you get to a period. 00:52.670 --> 01:14.590 Period. My name's Amanda and I'm playing Mel Kelly. Mel discovered this really cool, like, old TV show, but it was called Buffy the Vampire Slayer and she thought Buffy was really awesome. Like badass, beat everybody up, quirky blonde. Like, she thought she was pretty cool and she got to save the world. 01:15.950 --> 01:19.150 Is the TV show version of Cheerleader or is that just that movie? 01:20.960 --> 01:21.600 That was just the movie. 01:21.600 --> 01:22.480 Just the movie, I believe. 01:22.960 --> 01:24.480 Yeah, I believe. 01:25.280 --> 01:26.120 I don't think she was. 01:26.120 --> 01:26.520 True. 01:26.520 --> 01:27.200 She wasn't. 01:28.080 --> 01:48.010 I'm Jeremy. I'm playing Elliot Brandybane. And Elliot Brandybane's greatest hero would have to be John, by God, Wayne, because he didn't take shit from anybody and he was all about integrity and telling it like it is. And so John Wayne is Randy Bain's hero. 01:51.370 --> 02:01.210 I am Brunel. I'm playing All Nak Vaga Johnson. Gonna be a little weird that the navy boy is a big fan of a marine, but Chesty Puller? 02:01.530 --> 02:03.650 Oh, that's badass motherfucker. 02:03.650 --> 02:19.310 You know, just a bad dude. Saved a lot of people. Kind of your typical marine guy, I guess. You know, I knew I learned a lot about him on a podcast, but I don't remember enough details. So Ulnock knows them all. Burnell does not. 02:19.310 --> 02:23.270 The badass Marines had weird names. Jesse Puller, Smedley Butler. 02:23.350 --> 02:25.870 Yeah, weird names, strange names. 02:25.870 --> 03:02.650 For some reason, that's probably why they became marines. Hi, I'm Downs. I'm playing James o' Brien. Still yay, James. Hero probably at the moment is Elliot, because Elliot is like this crunchy old guy. Saved his fucking life, but yes, but also he's this old, old dude who's planning on saving the world against a bunch of zombies and vampires and ghosts and shit. And sure, he gives us a little bit of crap, but he's still doing it. It's like James has no right to complain about anything going on when Elliot, the old guy's still toddling along, going to save the world. 03:02.730 --> 03:05.850 Mel just realized she is Buffy and that's fucking cool. 03:07.850 --> 03:08.570 That's a good point. 03:08.810 --> 03:14.630 Yes. How much of that's true. And how much is that? Trying to soften Elliot up? 03:14.630 --> 03:19.110 No, it's true. Even if James wasn't on death's door, he would have said the same thing. 03:19.350 --> 03:22.230 James hasn't had enough positive role models in his life. 03:22.550 --> 03:23.350 Or at all. 03:24.790 --> 03:25.510 That's fair. 03:26.070 --> 03:56.190 I'm Casey. I play Emery Lee. And Emory's favorite hero would be Joan of Arc. She thinks there's something really powerful and tragic about deciding to become the hero. When everyone either tells you not to or expects you not to or tries to stop you from doing so. And I don't. It's just something. There's something very human and powerful and cool in that. 03:57.390 --> 04:10.230 Nice. Pardon me, Amoritars is someone you've never heard of before. His dad. 04:11.830 --> 04:12.310 Whoa. 04:12.390 --> 04:31.270 He likes his dad. His dad taught him to fight when all the other militaries in the world were not teaching each other how to fight anymore. His dad never submitted to the idea that complacency and softness were actually acceptable. So he hardened his child through years of trial by combat. 04:32.240 --> 04:35.920 So Moritar, that is who to blame? 04:36.240 --> 04:39.200 A Moritar hasn't had enough positive role models. 04:39.200 --> 04:44.720 He's an overly perfected, like, perfection striped fucking anime dad in all of them. Right? 04:44.720 --> 04:49.280 Like, he's what would have happened if Zuko didn't get exiled. 04:49.360 --> 04:49.840 Wow. 04:50.320 --> 04:51.920 Yeah, that's fair. 04:52.560 --> 04:56.760 So what you're saying is that stereotypical daddy issues, but like reverse daddy issues. 04:56.760 --> 04:59.530 Except he doesn't know it. He thinks he's. 04:59.530 --> 05:01.570 He thinks he's Azula is what he is. 05:01.570 --> 05:03.930 Yeah. Yeah. With a. Well, mine. 05:03.930 --> 05:04.890 With the mental breakdown. 05:04.890 --> 05:05.850 Yeah, he hasn't had that. 05:05.850 --> 05:07.490 He just hasn't went insane yet. Completely. 05:07.490 --> 05:08.850 He just died and became a God. 05:08.850 --> 05:13.490 He literally runs armies of undead. How is that not a mental breakdown? 05:14.530 --> 05:16.690 He's handling it quite well. 05:16.690 --> 05:18.210 He can make as many friends as he wants. 05:18.370 --> 05:19.890 Everyone else, he's having a problem. 05:20.770 --> 05:23.970 See, I figured his role, his hero, would have been Ub Oggywad. 05:24.890 --> 05:31.930 And that's not his greatest hero. Oh, okay. Uub's the source of power. Dad's the source of personality. 05:31.930 --> 05:38.010 Uub's probably offended 10 lashings. 05:38.890 --> 05:39.650 Plot twist. 05:39.650 --> 05:44.650 Well, we killed the God that did this. Probably no more lashings. We killed that one. 05:44.890 --> 05:46.090 He pulled a Zeus, right? 05:46.090 --> 05:49.450 That's what he did. My boy. 05:51.130 --> 05:53.780 Father help if anyone catches up. 05:53.780 --> 05:54.020 Oh, no. 05:54.020 --> 06:04.620 My boy. All right, so let's go ahead and roll for recap. We'll go tennis takes it. 06:07.260 --> 06:07.863 13. 06:07.997 --> 06:11.092 NAT 2012 2. Waste of a 11. 06:11.188 --> 06:14.620 11 takes it. That was tight competition there. 06:14.620 --> 06:17.580 It was. So what I Remember? 06:17.740 --> 06:19.250 How many episodes did we record? 06:20.040 --> 06:20.280 Three. 06:20.600 --> 06:21.160 Okay. 06:21.320 --> 06:30.760 So. Okay, that's fair. This last episode of the 42 Flavor was started after the fight. 06:30.760 --> 06:31.480 It was right after. 06:31.560 --> 06:34.360 Yeah. The first two episodes of last session were the fight. 06:34.600 --> 06:35.160 Okay. 06:36.200 --> 06:36.680 Ish. 06:36.680 --> 06:39.240 And I don't remember a lot, but I remember enough. 06:39.240 --> 06:42.760 I think basically this you finished the fight with. 06:43.640 --> 06:45.240 We're trying to get through the portal. 06:45.560 --> 06:46.430 There's a portal? 06:46.980 --> 07:01.140 Yeah. So we get. We get through this weird portal y riff thing that Ashraphael threw out before he died. We made. So we get through and we're on the wrong side of the zombie fence, if I recall correctly. 07:01.460 --> 07:01.940 Yes. 07:04.020 --> 07:12.660 So we had a plan to get people to safety. And who went first? I believe it was Emery. 07:12.660 --> 07:13.740 And Elliot went first. 07:13.740 --> 07:14.180 Yeah. 07:16.500 --> 07:18.340 And that. Well, cuz we could. Yeah, we couldn't. 07:18.340 --> 07:19.700 And Mel. Mel went too. 07:19.700 --> 07:20.100 Mel. 07:20.100 --> 07:22.020 Yeah. How did we get three on one for. 07:22.420 --> 07:26.060 You guys were light enough. Cuz I think the weight limit was What? 07:26.060 --> 07:29.220 Like, I think it was. Sadie stayed, so. Yeah. 07:29.379 --> 07:31.620 Yeah. Cuz I went with sa. Because we couldn't get it all. 07:32.580 --> 07:33.740 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 07:33.740 --> 07:35.700 But we could get the three under 400. 07:35.700 --> 07:36.180 Yeah. 07:36.660 --> 07:51.790 So it was. It was U3. Yeah, it was Elliot, Emory and Mel. Whoopsies. All right. Then they got up to safety on this tower thingy that they found up there while they were doing flyabouts. 07:51.790 --> 07:52.470 It was just a building. 07:52.470 --> 07:53.870 Also called a building. Yeah. 07:55.150 --> 07:56.670 Was it tower building? 07:56.750 --> 07:57.550 Whatever. Sure. 07:58.590 --> 08:01.550 I pictured it like a Donkey Kong level, but. 08:05.600 --> 08:10.880 So what? Weird tower on the northwest corner of Fort Morgan. 08:12.640 --> 08:15.200 It's got like the most convoluted fire escape plan ever. 08:15.200 --> 08:34.010 It looked like a. In my head it was scaffolding, basically. But whatever that was, it was a rough night. All right, fair, fair. So we got those three up. Then they set the broom back. Jacob was missing. I do remember. That was an important detail. 08:34.090 --> 08:36.170 No, Jacob was left with their parents. 08:36.410 --> 08:37.770 That's right. He wasn't with us. Okay. 08:38.330 --> 08:41.210 He was near death experience and you're. 08:41.210 --> 08:42.170 Already forgetting my name. 08:42.490 --> 08:43.450 Oh, I'm getting there. 08:43.690 --> 08:44.370 I'm getting there. 08:44.370 --> 08:45.450 Dumbass. Hold on. 08:46.410 --> 08:47.210 Wait your turn. 08:47.210 --> 08:47.690 Yeah. 08:48.010 --> 09:07.290 Then they set the broom back for me and Sadie. And as we're going up, we did like a stealth check to not startle the zombies. And James and I miraculously fucking nailed it. Not James so much because he's. He's stealthy. But then Sadie. Sadie fucked it up. She wrote like a six. 09:07.290 --> 09:07.770 Terrible. 09:09.370 --> 09:53.960 So she stepped on a twig. The classic. And then all the zombies look. And then James did a big dump. A big, big dump. He's like, I will distract them. And he ran and he threw like lights and stuff. I think if I remember correct, he's trying to just distract the zombies. Problem is, worked a little too well and they fucking got on his ass. I remember that. And I was up in the air with Sadie freaking out because I'm too far away to do a damn thing about it. So through James's piss poor luck for his. Well, I guess depending on, you know, mission failed successfully, you know. 09:54.520 --> 09:58.200 Yeah. That's a perfect example of that because. 09:58.200 --> 10:02.000 Like successfully drew their zombies away a little too well, you know. 10:02.000 --> 10:05.080 Yeah, Yeah. I got the zombies attention. Fuck. I got the zombies attention. 10:06.040 --> 10:06.680 All of them. 10:06.760 --> 10:09.000 I exclusively have all of their attention. 10:11.720 --> 10:27.810 So he's getting lit up by the zombies and we just assumed he was dead. He's. But Elliot's quick thinking. He just threw the bag of beans and threw a series of miraculous lucky. 10:27.810 --> 10:30.170 Rolls, including a nat 20 on a luck roll. 10:30.170 --> 10:30.530 Yeah. 10:30.530 --> 10:31.010 Yes. 10:31.010 --> 10:32.290 It could not have. 10:32.530 --> 10:35.250 There's no other scenario. James lives through this. 10:35.330 --> 10:35.810 Yeah. 10:36.690 --> 10:38.850 On the table in front of everybody. 10:40.370 --> 10:44.090 They were real rolls. We didn't fucking make this shit up. Yeah, that was a real roll. 10:44.090 --> 10:45.210 We couldn't help have made them. 10:46.650 --> 10:48.410 I don't think any of us are that creative. 10:48.410 --> 10:48.850 Yeah. 10:48.850 --> 10:54.810 That's. They're just like a giant, like light creature and a tree thing. 10:55.450 --> 10:57.050 It got a lot of stuff. 10:57.050 --> 10:59.970 It was nuts. It was like when Emory's magic goes. 10:59.970 --> 11:02.650 Banana sandwich and Cadbury eggs. 11:02.650 --> 11:06.810 Yeah. You ate one and almost died from that. 11:08.730 --> 11:10.090 Fifty. Fifty, if I remember. 11:10.410 --> 11:11.090 Mushrooms. 11:11.640 --> 11:13.320 You're gonna fucking die. 11:13.560 --> 11:15.560 Yeah, die immediately. Immediate death. 11:15.560 --> 11:18.880 I think I had to roll all shapes of dice in that game. 11:18.880 --> 11:19.880 Yeah, you rolled everything. 11:19.880 --> 11:20.360 Yeah. 11:21.720 --> 11:25.960 But through that kind of luck, he's fucking alive. 11:25.960 --> 11:27.000 Could not have survived. 11:28.520 --> 11:30.360 You also now have five apples. 11:30.520 --> 11:32.320 Yes. Right. 11:32.320 --> 11:41.320 Yeah. Honestly, I forgot after the other rolls, James was like, you know what? I'm gonna hold off on those. Weirdly enough, he's totally fine with eating the fungus and the chocolate eggs, but the apples. 11:41.720 --> 11:44.490 He did not eat you at fungus so much as it sprouted from your. 11:44.490 --> 11:48.370 Yeah. The fungus made it be consumed by you. 11:48.370 --> 11:48.810 Yes. 11:48.810 --> 11:49.530 Right. Yeah. 11:50.810 --> 11:51.610 In the mouth hole. 11:53.370 --> 11:54.330 Forced fungus. 11:54.570 --> 11:55.930 It was chew or die. 11:59.370 --> 12:01.810 So we got out of that insane. 12:01.810 --> 12:05.930 Situation somehow and then we went sprinting across town. 12:06.090 --> 12:06.570 Yes. 12:06.650 --> 12:10.790 Trying to get back to. With the fungus holding James together with. 12:10.790 --> 12:13.510 What we do not realize are temporary hit points. 12:14.390 --> 12:22.910 I like to think of myself as like the scarecrow from wizard of Oz, but instead of straw coming out, I just have mushrooms and bits and pieces of Fungus just falling out in all of your wounds. 12:22.910 --> 12:24.910 You have that, like, white mycelium growing up. 12:24.910 --> 12:27.070 You're currently a last of us zombie. 12:27.070 --> 12:27.510 Yeah. 12:27.510 --> 12:28.230 Oh, my God. 12:29.190 --> 12:29.750 Yeah. 12:30.150 --> 12:31.190 But with a soul. 12:31.830 --> 12:33.910 You guys are gonna have to take me up before I become a clicker. 12:33.910 --> 12:34.310 Yeah. 12:37.040 --> 12:39.240 Don't do that. That is not okay. 12:39.240 --> 12:41.040 That was a good one. That was a good one. 12:41.200 --> 12:42.320 Right in the ears. 12:43.440 --> 12:46.400 It even traveled across the headphones. 12:48.240 --> 12:48.960 Those are fun. 12:48.960 --> 12:50.200 Yeah. That was good. 12:50.200 --> 12:51.360 I hate it when you do that. 12:51.680 --> 12:56.960 I know. We made it back to people at the church. Yes. 12:58.960 --> 13:00.680 And Emory and Mel are still deaf. 13:00.680 --> 13:10.810 Yes. You guys are still deaf. Elliot is fuming. Rightfully so. But Jacob was missing. 13:12.330 --> 13:13.130 We've got Jacob. 13:13.130 --> 13:14.170 No, we've got Jacob. 13:14.170 --> 13:15.210 Jacob's with me. 13:15.210 --> 13:20.090 Okay. Why are we. I remember we found the two guys. 13:20.250 --> 13:21.050 Yeah. Yeah. 13:21.050 --> 13:22.730 One of them has Jeff pinned to a tree. 13:23.050 --> 13:25.850 Okay. Yeah, I had the wrong person. 13:25.930 --> 13:29.680 They're attacking Jeff. And one of the past is knocked out. 13:29.760 --> 13:30.720 We have too many J's. 13:31.280 --> 13:33.760 Pastor Eric is what? Unconscious on the grass. 13:34.800 --> 13:42.720 And there's two red robes pinning Chef to a wall. All right. And we rolled initiative. 13:43.199 --> 13:44.120 I don't remember what. 13:44.120 --> 13:53.120 And I did write it down. You are in the correct Initiative order. James, you are up first. Chef is held to a wall. 13:54.250 --> 13:54.650 Okay. 13:54.650 --> 13:55.930 By a red robe. 13:56.170 --> 13:56.890 Red robe. 13:56.890 --> 13:58.490 A very red robe for you. 13:58.730 --> 14:00.490 How far out am I? 14:02.090 --> 14:12.570 Pretty. Pretty far out. I mean, you got a lot of shrooms in your system, but tripping wide, you're about. I don't know. What do you want to do? 14:12.890 --> 14:18.250 I can smell colors. No, I would like to hide and shoot a red rope. 14:18.410 --> 14:18.980 With what? 14:19.050 --> 14:19.290 What? 14:19.930 --> 14:22.490 Your bow is back on the. I forgot. 14:22.490 --> 14:30.650 I don't want my bow anymore. It's. It's back over in the other side of the portal. I would like to hide and throw a dagger. Cuz it's the first thing I got. 14:31.050 --> 14:32.330 Don't you have firebolts? 14:32.970 --> 14:34.010 Yeah, but. 14:35.130 --> 14:37.690 Yeah. Why would I do that? 14:38.250 --> 14:41.610 Cuz a dagger does a D4 and a Firebolt does a D8, so why would I. 14:42.090 --> 14:44.840 Well, I could get. I can get sneak attack off of a dagger, not a. 14:45.310 --> 14:45.910 That is true. 14:45.910 --> 14:48.510 Plus I'm currently made of fungus. I don't want to roast mushrooms here. 14:49.390 --> 14:51.550 You smell like a good dish for a while. 14:52.430 --> 14:56.430 Yeah, we'll say. There's like shrubbery out back here. You could have shrubbery. 14:56.430 --> 14:57.790 I would like a shrubbery. 14:57.790 --> 14:59.950 Let's see how hidden you is. 15:00.270 --> 15:03.470 I am one with the bush. That is a 28. 15:03.470 --> 15:06.590 You are one with the bush. Yeah, we'll say that. That's good. 15:08.190 --> 15:10.190 Turns it to a mushroom. 15:12.510 --> 15:13.710 Just mushroom. 15:14.910 --> 15:16.590 You make that little sound too. 15:16.670 --> 15:18.350 Yes, absolutely. 15:18.670 --> 15:26.990 So anyway, the mushroom would like to throw hands. Throw a dagger at the first red robe. Red robe one. 15:27.070 --> 15:29.270 Okay. Throw a dagger at red robe one. 15:29.270 --> 15:29.870 Red rover. 15:29.870 --> 15:31.390 Red rover with advantage. 15:31.790 --> 15:32.750 That is a dirty 20. 15:32.990 --> 15:33.470 That has. 15:33.470 --> 15:37.950 Hold on. Advantage just in case. That's worse. So dirty 20. 15:37.950 --> 15:38.990 That is a dirty 20. 15:41.070 --> 15:42.990 For 1D4 plus 3D6. 15:43.870 --> 15:58.510 Yes. So that's five. Sorry, one second. For a total of 17 points of piercing. Demolish. 15:59.550 --> 16:02.030 That hurts. She doesn't care for it. 16:04.920 --> 16:05.320 That's it. 16:06.040 --> 16:07.560 Jeff is the bloody. Okay. 16:08.440 --> 16:09.480 No, I hit Jeff. 16:09.640 --> 16:10.040 No. 16:10.920 --> 16:12.680 Will all four of you stop moving around? 16:15.000 --> 16:15.960 Good first turn. 16:17.160 --> 16:19.720 Hey, I didn't fuck it up immediately. 16:19.960 --> 16:20.760 Elliot. 16:22.360 --> 16:37.220 Okay. Elliot's running on rage and adrenaline at this point. So he's going to reach into his quiver. Absolutely no nonsense. He's just going to plant his feet square up, reach into his quiver, comes out with three arrows. By the way, his quiver is getting fairly empty. 16:37.220 --> 16:37.660 Yeah. 16:37.660 --> 16:47.460 He reaches in, grabs three arrows, throws the first one in these. The red robes. Can we see any armor? They don't seem to be wearing any armor that we can see. 16:49.700 --> 16:52.180 They're bulkier than the red robes you fought in the past. 16:52.340 --> 16:59.970 Okay. That's what I needed to know. He's not going to sharpshooter, so he's going to make his 3. 3 shots, which he only gets on the first round of combat. 16:59.970 --> 17:03.610 One of them is explicit. Red robe one is bulkier than red Robe two. 17:03.610 --> 17:04.970 Is that the one holding Jeff? 17:05.690 --> 17:07.450 Yeah. Red robe one is the one holding Jeff. 17:07.610 --> 17:11.810 So I'm gonna bonus action cast Hunter's mark on red Robe one. 17:11.810 --> 17:12.330 Okay. 17:12.970 --> 17:16.570 And he's gonna draw, so he's got hunter's mark. 17:16.810 --> 17:21.210 What was that battleship back in the Korean War that took out that mountainside? 17:22.330 --> 17:27.100 Could not tell you the cost of the USS Korea. 17:28.460 --> 17:29.660 Weirdly enough, I don't think that was it. 17:29.660 --> 17:33.260 It was like naming our boats after the country. We're using them all. Yeah, why not? 17:33.420 --> 17:34.180 Okay, here we go. 17:34.180 --> 17:34.540 For sure. 17:34.540 --> 17:35.820 Very American solution. 17:36.300 --> 17:37.020 Oh, maybe. 17:37.020 --> 17:38.220 Roger that. Removing the area. 17:40.140 --> 17:40.540 11. 17:40.860 --> 17:42.380 Nope, that's it. 17:42.380 --> 17:46.380 I rolled three sixes on my damage and I missed. 17:46.380 --> 17:47.500 This is not a good start. 17:47.980 --> 17:49.180 Oh, that sucks. 17:49.350 --> 17:49.550 Yeah. 17:49.550 --> 17:51.590 Total of 11 to hit does not do it. 17:51.590 --> 17:53.190 Nope. All right, second shot. 17:53.910 --> 17:54.590 That's part of that. 17:54.590 --> 17:55.430 Running on a drum. 17:57.990 --> 17:59.670 It looks cinematic as hell, though. 17:59.750 --> 18:00.630 15 misses. 18:00.950 --> 18:04.390 All right, third shot. He's out of breath. He's been running. 18:05.110 --> 18:08.470 The 11 goes way wide. The 15 tings off. 18:09.190 --> 18:11.270 Bastard all three of those miss. 18:11.270 --> 18:13.110 Jesus, he is heavy. 18:13.750 --> 18:26.990 You can now firmly tell that red robe one has all armor under his robe. Because you tore a hole in the robe as it tings off the armor and tears a second hole in the robe. The arrow's having to go somewhere. 18:29.310 --> 18:31.310 In between he breaths. 18:35.630 --> 18:37.710 Yeah, this is a rough day to be Elliot. 18:38.110 --> 18:39.390 He's very fatiguid. 18:40.110 --> 18:42.030 Yar. Emery. 18:42.880 --> 18:54.480 All right, I am going to cast a frostbite at am I? 18:54.480 --> 18:54.920 Am I? 18:54.920 --> 18:56.640 I'm within 60ft of these guys. 18:56.640 --> 18:57.200 Yeah. Yeah. 18:57.200 --> 19:00.720 Okay, I'll go Red Robe 2. 19:00.720 --> 19:01.520 Red Robe 2. 19:01.520 --> 19:03.200 He needs to make a con save. Please. 19:03.360 --> 19:08.640 To make a con save. That's a 19. 19:09.470 --> 19:15.550 Well, he makes it so nothing happens. Dick and I have to look it and remember what my damage is, so. 19:16.030 --> 19:17.790 See, I was really just trying to do you a favor. 19:17.790 --> 19:21.070 I appreciate it. I couldn't get to the right page. 19:23.070 --> 19:24.670 I guess we'll look it out for you. That's all. 19:25.390 --> 19:28.790 By the way, I can't cast hunter's bark because I'm out of spell slots. 19:28.790 --> 19:30.590 But it's been within an hour since we cast. 19:30.590 --> 19:32.110 Oh, that's true. So I can still move it? 19:32.110 --> 19:33.750 You bonus actually moved it. 19:33.750 --> 19:34.590 Okay, good point. 19:34.680 --> 19:37.640 Thank you. I thought about that when he did it, and then I specifically didn't say anything. 19:37.640 --> 19:40.680 You put it on the vampire who's still upright. 19:42.920 --> 19:44.040 It's on the vampire. 19:44.440 --> 19:47.720 He put it on the vampire before you guys went upstairs to fight Asher file. 19:47.960 --> 19:49.840 He was. He was moving it during that fight. 19:49.840 --> 19:50.520 In that fight. 19:50.840 --> 19:51.680 I think he had to. 19:51.680 --> 19:57.000 But I did not. Remember last time? I just edited the episode where you put it on the vampire. So you got lucky last fight. 19:57.560 --> 20:01.570 Yeah, cuz he was moving it all over the place when he. We were killing people at the. 20:02.290 --> 20:05.610 Did we get away with. Well, if it worked last episode, then it works now. 20:05.610 --> 20:13.650 Still, for content, you could argue that Willy the vampire and he were no longer on the same plane of existence. 20:14.530 --> 20:17.250 Yeah, I could have sworn you just had to recast it. 20:18.770 --> 20:20.290 Did I? I might recast. 20:21.170 --> 20:21.650 I don't know. 20:21.650 --> 20:23.170 It's not important enough to. 20:24.050 --> 20:25.250 We're not going to dig for that. 20:25.570 --> 20:26.290 It's too late. 20:26.290 --> 20:26.990 Yeah, I don't. 20:27.300 --> 20:29.460 Technically, we could argue the vampire's already dead. 20:31.300 --> 20:40.260 See, we did have that discussion, but then somebody said he's undead because he asked how he was doing. Or if he asked if he was alive. And he was like, well, that's complicated. 20:41.220 --> 20:44.900 You start using that logic, you'll never be able to cast hunter's mark and a vampire ever again. 20:46.020 --> 20:47.620 Yeah, you cast it immediately. 20:47.700 --> 20:49.380 Or any zombie for that matter. 20:49.940 --> 20:52.260 Yeah, let's not go down that road. 20:52.990 --> 21:40.740 While Elliot has this wild existential debate within his own brain, using all of your voices to help him Devil's advocate his way through this, Sadie steps forward and casts Thorn Whip. She really does. She creates a long vine like whip covered in thorns that lashes out at your command toward a creature in target range. Make a melee spell attack. So she attacks at Red Robe Dos. Cause she saw your eyes go near him and she hits him nice for 1. D6 piercing damage for 5 damage. 21:41.220 --> 21:41.660 Nice. 21:41.660 --> 21:43.820 And he goes, owie ouchie. 21:43.820 --> 21:44.340 Yay. 21:46.590 --> 21:49.470 I don't know if they're like rose thorns. They can leave a mark. 21:49.470 --> 21:50.030 They can. 21:50.430 --> 21:57.270 And then she steps behind Ulnok out. 21:57.270 --> 21:59.230 Of habit, which is fair. 21:59.390 --> 22:00.830 Even though you look fucked. 22:01.790 --> 22:03.310 Please don't make them come after me. 22:04.510 --> 22:05.470 Don't breathe on me. 22:05.470 --> 22:11.480 I'll pass out. She's not confident you're a better shield than she is. But you're taller. 22:12.520 --> 22:16.840 That's like hiding behind a brick wall and us still being able to see you because the brick wall has so many holes. 22:17.800 --> 22:21.320 Yeah. Yeah. They laid the cinder block sideways. 22:21.320 --> 22:21.800 Yeah. 22:23.560 --> 22:26.280 Olak, Speaking of not looking too hot, it's your turn. 22:26.360 --> 22:27.880 So I'm gonna go into a rage. 22:28.040 --> 22:28.760 Shocking. 22:28.840 --> 22:33.160 And I'm gonna double attack Red Rover one. 22:33.400 --> 22:37.410 All right. Red Robber, Red Rover, send hammer right over. 22:39.330 --> 22:42.370 Those. Both hit. That's a 19 plus 6 and 16 plus 6. 22:42.370 --> 22:42.850 Nice. 22:44.450 --> 22:47.010 Yep. They do indeed. 22:47.010 --> 22:48.850 You're a giant fire spectacle. 22:51.330 --> 22:54.690 12 plus. Son of a. 22:54.690 --> 22:59.410 You know what though? He hasn't rolled a D12 in ages. Plus 8 accidentally. 22:59.410 --> 23:00.170 If it works. 23:00.170 --> 23:00.770 It works. 23:00.930 --> 23:08.310 Yeah, but it's page on each one. So it's plus 16 to get that to each attack. You've got two attacks. 23:08.310 --> 23:08.710 Yeah. 23:08.870 --> 23:09.550 Oh, there's two. 23:09.550 --> 23:11.150 Eight. Yeah, sorry. That's your first attack. 23:11.150 --> 23:13.270 Yeah. So 12 plus eight. 20. 23:13.590 --> 23:14.190 First hit. 23:14.190 --> 23:17.110 First hit for the first damage. Okay. Second damage. 23:19.830 --> 23:20.950 Eight plus eight. 16. 23:21.670 --> 23:23.590 So a total of 36 damage. 23:23.590 --> 23:24.070 Yes. 23:26.390 --> 23:26.670 See? 23:26.670 --> 23:29.750 As opposed to the rest of us. Olock's rage focuses him. 23:29.750 --> 23:30.230 Yes. 23:32.080 --> 23:32.720 Anything else? 23:33.360 --> 23:35.040 And he's used to physical activity. 23:35.520 --> 23:36.480 Running across town. 23:37.920 --> 23:40.120 I guess that's it. I don't know what else I can do. 23:40.120 --> 23:40.400 So. 23:40.480 --> 23:42.280 Don't get closer, Mel. 23:42.280 --> 23:43.120 I'm gonna stay back here. 23:43.120 --> 23:43.520 Yeah. 23:44.480 --> 23:58.850 Mel says don't get closer. And then runs. I gotta do this with Red Robe Red. Oh shit. Red Robe 1. And proceeds to attempt to hit him. 23:58.850 --> 24:02.210 To let her runs to Red Robe one. 24:02.210 --> 24:03.570 I don't like it. He's not in the red. 24:03.570 --> 24:04.330 I don't like it. 24:04.970 --> 24:08.690 One is a 15 to hit on. 24:08.690 --> 24:10.010 One misses. 24:10.010 --> 24:13.610 Okay, so she hits once with a 25. 24:13.770 --> 24:14.250 Yes. 24:15.450 --> 24:16.010 Oh. 24:16.330 --> 24:17.930 Could be a bad day when that misses. 24:18.410 --> 24:18.850 Yeah. 24:18.850 --> 24:20.330 For four points of damage. 24:20.490 --> 24:21.050 Yay. 24:22.420 --> 24:22.820 All right. 24:22.820 --> 24:23.860 Hey, I'll take it. 24:24.980 --> 24:26.660 You're not supposed to take it. He's supposed to take it. 24:26.980 --> 24:28.180 Anything else you would like to do? 24:29.460 --> 24:31.580 See how he's in the red, Spit. 24:31.580 --> 24:32.660 In your general direction. 24:32.660 --> 24:39.220 She can't hear anything and she's tired and angry. She's even beyond cussing. I think at this point. 24:39.700 --> 24:40.100 Fair. 24:40.100 --> 24:42.340 I will turn this world saving around. 24:44.900 --> 24:49.790 She'd give a lot for a steak right now. Like a vampire steak. 24:50.270 --> 24:51.150 I was about to ask. 24:51.150 --> 24:55.150 We had steak for dinner. They were delicious. James cooked them. 24:55.390 --> 24:55.870 Yes. 24:56.110 --> 24:56.910 Yes, we did. 24:58.990 --> 25:06.990 Jeff appears to be consciousness as he's being choked out. He's starting to get a little blue. Yeah. 25:07.470 --> 25:08.510 Which one has him? 25:08.830 --> 25:09.670 Red rope one. 25:09.670 --> 25:09.990 Yep. 25:09.990 --> 25:11.230 Well, damn it, I hit him. 25:11.390 --> 25:11.870 Yeah. 25:12.030 --> 25:21.180 So red rope one sees that Jeff is just about out, still holding him by the throat, pulls him away from the wall and slams him right back into it. 25:21.660 --> 25:22.460 Dick move. 25:24.300 --> 25:27.980 And that hits. And Jeffy is sleepy now. 25:30.460 --> 25:32.220 I believe that's called a concussion. 25:32.220 --> 25:33.220 Yeah. Okay. 25:33.220 --> 25:40.060 That is the general conclusion that it is a concussion. Jeffy's with some possible contusions. 25:40.140 --> 25:41.780 He's healthy but unconscious. 25:42.890 --> 25:43.250 There we go. 25:43.250 --> 25:46.410 Oh, no. His version better. 25:47.130 --> 25:56.570 We'll leave him at one. So it doesn't make me make him do death saving throws because he's not dying. He's just very cp. That's red rope one. 25:58.810 --> 26:02.250 That first attack. No, you don't get more seeing that. 26:02.250 --> 26:15.730 Jeff is thoroughly unconscious in his hand. He tosses him to the side and. And he punches Mel. 26:15.970 --> 26:16.530 That's fair. 26:16.610 --> 26:20.450 That's what he has in his hands right there. Yeah. He doesn't have any weapons right now. 26:20.450 --> 26:21.890 I did punch him in the back of the head. 26:23.090 --> 26:24.730 Well, he did have a full load of Jeff. 26:24.730 --> 26:27.490 He could have thrown but Z18 plus. 26:28.050 --> 26:30.770 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That hits. Thanks. 26:32.850 --> 26:38.700 That's it. This one you can see up close. He's wearing like metal gauntlets. 26:39.100 --> 26:40.460 This is going to suck Mel. 26:40.460 --> 26:41.980 It's not going to hurt. 26:42.140 --> 26:51.820 Yeah, it's not going to feel great. This is not going to feel terrible. You're only going to take six. Bludgeoning damage to your face. 26:53.900 --> 26:54.540 Ouch. 26:54.700 --> 26:58.300 And that's his second attack a lot today. 26:58.950 --> 27:00.150 Got whipped in the face once. 27:00.230 --> 27:00.710 Yeah. 27:01.190 --> 27:10.310 And for his third attack, you are bruised as he's going to punch you again. Does a 19 hit. 27:10.310 --> 27:11.350 Yeah. That Hits. 27:14.390 --> 27:25.920 That one does a little. Little bit more. Little bit more damage. Where we go. All right, so that is nine damage this time to the other side of your face. 27:27.360 --> 27:28.960 The whiplash on this. 27:30.880 --> 27:31.920 Red robe two. 27:32.400 --> 27:33.760 Hit you with that good old one. Two. 27:37.280 --> 27:43.040 Reaches behind him under his robe and pulls out an axe. Good sized axe. 27:43.120 --> 27:43.840 Excellent. 27:44.480 --> 27:53.270 Excellent. Yeah. And he is gonna see that. It looks like Matt Mel's pretty well being taken care of. 27:54.230 --> 27:54.710 Yeah. 27:56.710 --> 28:04.550 And he saw that a elf appeared in a bush, so he's gonna march over to the elf in a bush. 28:04.550 --> 28:05.030 Fuck. 28:05.670 --> 28:07.270 Cause you hid and then attacked. 28:07.590 --> 28:08.150 Yeah. 28:09.510 --> 28:11.430 It was worth snake attack damage. 28:11.910 --> 28:20.560 And he missed. And he missed one attack. Okay, so he missed. James, he is in melee now with you. 28:20.560 --> 28:21.120 Yeah. 28:23.040 --> 28:25.760 He looks pretty good. Yeah, this guy doesn't look too bad. 28:25.760 --> 28:34.000 All right, too close for missiles. Switching to sword fair. I would like to stab him with my sword of wounding. 28:34.240 --> 28:35.720 You are certainly welcome to try. 28:35.720 --> 28:46.330 Which I am now going to call the sword of God slaying. That is a 18 plus six. 28:46.330 --> 28:47.970 Yeah, yeah. 28:47.970 --> 28:49.410 There's an 18 plus hit. 28:52.770 --> 28:53.410 Plus one. 28:55.570 --> 28:58.850 For 11 points of magical wounding damage. 28:58.930 --> 29:01.330 All right. And then he takes the necrotic on his turn. 29:01.650 --> 29:03.970 Yes, I believe that was the case. 29:04.210 --> 29:06.530 He's got a like saving throw to end it, right? 29:07.580 --> 29:10.220 Yeah. At the end of it, he gets a DC15 con save. 29:10.460 --> 29:13.660 There you go. Anything else you would like to do? 29:13.820 --> 29:17.380 I would like to bonus action. Get the fuck out of there. Commonly known as a disengage. 29:17.380 --> 29:20.780 Okay, go for it. And then move in full speed away. 29:21.180 --> 29:21.700 Yes, please. 29:21.700 --> 29:24.140 Okay, Elliot. 29:25.980 --> 29:27.820 Hopefully Elliot got his breath back. 29:28.060 --> 29:31.660 Yeah. Let's see. That's I think the worst turn you've ever had. 29:33.320 --> 29:37.960 That's some like level one reaches in, grabs two arrows. 29:37.960 --> 29:38.840 Still going for one. 29:38.920 --> 29:45.240 Still going on one. First one misses, second one hits. Finally. 29:45.240 --> 29:45.720 Yay. 29:47.160 --> 29:49.000 And I should have sharpshooter anyway. 29:50.040 --> 29:51.400 23 to hit stuff. 29:53.400 --> 29:54.400 How much? Sorry. 29:54.400 --> 29:59.080 Let's see here. 9, 15, 14 points a person. 30:01.010 --> 30:05.410 Awesome. He takes it. He's not looking great. 30:06.210 --> 30:06.850 That's good. 30:07.410 --> 30:10.210 And he's going. God damn it, get out of there. 30:11.170 --> 30:12.130 Oh, now get. 30:12.370 --> 30:13.250 Oh, now get. 30:13.970 --> 30:18.450 Bell, stop it. Emery. 30:19.330 --> 30:20.450 Oh, yeah, that's me. 30:20.450 --> 30:21.490 You are that. 30:21.810 --> 30:22.290 Yes. 30:24.370 --> 30:45.140 I have not much that I can do right now, so I am going to try for another frostbite. I'll go on. I did Red Robe 2 last time. I'll go Red Robe 1, then Melee. Still with no. So he needs to make a con save. 30:46.740 --> 30:49.140 9 plus 3, 12 fail. 30:49.540 --> 30:50.100 Yay. 30:50.910 --> 30:56.750 He takes four cold damage. Ryan has disadvantage on his next weapon. 30:56.750 --> 30:58.190 Attack. Please remind me. 30:58.190 --> 30:58.630 I will. 30:58.630 --> 30:59.870 Which one did you hit with that one? 31:00.190 --> 31:00.590 One. 31:00.670 --> 31:01.230 Okay. 31:01.310 --> 31:02.590 Anything else you would like to do? 31:02.670 --> 31:03.630 That is all I got. 31:03.710 --> 31:30.130 All right. Sadie does something. She sees that poor old Mel is looking horrible, and she spends her last spell slot to cast healing. Word upon you. The word is stop. 31:31.570 --> 31:33.090 Get better. There, there. 31:33.650 --> 31:34.450 Hey, stop. 31:34.450 --> 31:37.330 D4 plus 2. Take average. I'm assuming a 5. 31:39.970 --> 31:45.100 Not like a lot an average on D4. Yeah, a 5. I'll take the. I'm good with that. 31:45.980 --> 31:48.860 If she's a druid, wouldn't it be thickets and briars? 31:52.060 --> 31:53.100 Buck up, buddy. 31:53.580 --> 31:59.980 Thank you. I don't know which one of you three did that, but thank you. 32:02.380 --> 32:03.100 Hold up. 32:04.620 --> 32:08.620 Red Rover is going to take two more attacks with the hammer Uno. 32:09.870 --> 32:11.950 Yeah, well, hopefully both hit and I. 32:11.950 --> 32:18.230 Did the exact same rolls just opposite died. So that's cool. 19 plus whatever. 16 plus whatever. 32:18.230 --> 32:18.670 Yep. 32:20.830 --> 32:21.710 That'S a plus nine. 32:21.710 --> 32:23.430 They. Yeah. Yeah, I love that new. 32:23.430 --> 32:24.910 That new math with the whatever. 32:24.989 --> 32:25.469 Yeah. 32:27.470 --> 32:30.030 11 plus 8 is 19. 32:30.110 --> 32:37.000 Yep. Still not dead. God damn it. Make it easy on you. 32:37.480 --> 32:39.000 Eight plus six plus eight. 32:40.040 --> 32:40.680 Describe it. 32:43.640 --> 32:57.320 So the first one hits him and I'm just like extra outraged that he's not fucking dead. So I'm gonna just rear back as hard as I can and just yeet it straight at his face and I want it to splatter his head on the wall behind wherever he slammed. 32:57.320 --> 33:01.480 Jeff, it's in my hair again. I'm terrible. 33:02.010 --> 33:05.050 Why is it that Mel is always in the splash zone? 33:05.050 --> 33:10.490 It's in the splash zone. It's cause she has a run up in melee now, but like she did before and I still got her on. 33:10.490 --> 33:12.730 A rain show for fighting. Like a rain poncho. Yes. 33:12.730 --> 33:15.450 I totally need a rain poncho for battle. 33:15.450 --> 33:18.009 It's like Mel's going to Sea World. She needs a poncho. 33:18.009 --> 33:19.250 He's gonna be walking around like that. 33:19.250 --> 33:20.730 So after I gallagher his head on. 33:20.730 --> 33:28.090 The wall, you know, that's gonna be so funny. You see a dramatic zoom of all of us geared up for battle. And Mel's just like putting on a raincoat. 33:28.090 --> 33:30.010 Mel's wearing a trash bag. 33:34.390 --> 33:36.630 Speaking of goopy, it's your turn. 33:37.030 --> 33:38.470 Val says, ugh. 33:39.110 --> 33:41.110 Hair's gonna be all kept up in his shower net. 33:41.190 --> 33:41.990 You're welcome. 33:42.310 --> 33:46.950 Thank you. Okay, Red Robe one has just splattered at my feet. 33:47.030 --> 33:50.470 Yeah, he's done that. Problem is solved. 33:51.110 --> 33:53.030 Can I get to Red Robe 2 from here? 33:53.350 --> 33:54.710 Yeah, he just took a normal action. 33:54.870 --> 33:57.670 Okay, I'm gonna run up behind him and try to hit him. 33:57.990 --> 33:58.630 Okay. 34:03.120 --> 34:05.120 There a bludgeoning for anybody. 34:05.120 --> 34:10.320 Okay, so I know I had a net one that failed. And then I have just a 12 hit. 34:10.720 --> 34:11.120 No. 34:12.000 --> 34:13.920 What about a 14? 34:14.160 --> 34:14.640 Yes. 34:14.720 --> 34:22.960 Okay. Mel gets one hit out of that for O8 points of damage. 34:23.520 --> 34:24.690 Punch the out of him. 34:24.919 --> 34:29.559 And then she's going to spend her last ki point disengage and get out of range. 34:30.999 --> 34:34.119 That's going to be the end of most sentences I'm going to use the last of. 34:34.279 --> 34:35.079 Yeah, pretty much. 34:37.079 --> 34:42.119 There goes all of Mal's ki points. But she's not going to stand there and take any more hits because she's done. 34:43.639 --> 34:50.119 You hit hard. James shot harder or threw knives harder. So he's going to chase James back down. 34:50.530 --> 34:52.210 Stabbed him with the sword. 34:52.530 --> 34:53.090 Yeah, that's. 34:53.090 --> 34:54.010 Oh hey, guess what? 34:54.010 --> 34:56.370 And he needs to take wounding damage. 34:56.370 --> 34:57.850 Yeah. Yes. How many of them? 34:57.850 --> 35:01.010 4 max damage. Take that ya bitch. 35:01.410 --> 35:02.690 And it's a con save. 35:02.770 --> 35:05.370 Yeah. He gets a con save of 15 at the end of his turn. 35:05.370 --> 35:11.330 Okay. Okay. He comes up to you and he's gonna hit you. 35:11.650 --> 35:12.290 Oh no. 35:13.090 --> 35:15.970 With his big ass axe of hitting you with. 35:17.440 --> 35:24.000 Got their naming scheme. It's definitely no, you know, Sword of God slaying. 35:25.200 --> 35:27.080 12 +5. 17 hit you. 35:27.080 --> 35:33.680 Yes, it does. It does. Unfortunately, yes. Yeah, I'm gonna. I'm gonna use the thing that halves the ouchies. Whatever the fuck that's called. 35:34.720 --> 35:37.120 Evasion. Dodge. 35:37.120 --> 35:37.760 Dodge. 35:38.640 --> 35:40.080 Yeah, uncanny dodge. That one. 35:40.160 --> 35:40.840 I was close. 35:40.840 --> 35:43.680 So he does 13 halved to 6. 35:44.080 --> 35:44.640 Okay. 35:46.640 --> 35:48.000 Problem with playing with multiple. 35:48.880 --> 35:50.320 Yes. At different levels. 35:53.200 --> 35:54.800 Big ass dude just hit you with an axe. 35:54.800 --> 35:55.440 God damn it. 35:55.440 --> 35:56.160 Stab him. 35:56.160 --> 35:58.600 He's not looking awesome, but he's not looking terrible. 35:58.600 --> 36:02.480 Yeah, well, he was ugly to begin with. I would like to stab him with the sword of wounding. 36:02.480 --> 36:02.920 Go for it. 36:02.920 --> 36:04.360 Oh yeah. Taunt, save. 36:04.360 --> 36:06.800 See, I was ready to go 16. 36:07.040 --> 36:14.250 He beats it. Buy one. Gonna have to reapply that. Wow. Stop moving. 36:14.250 --> 36:14.810 Jesus. 36:15.050 --> 36:17.530 It's a 16 to hit. Yeah. 36:17.930 --> 36:18.570 Jesus. 36:18.810 --> 36:28.490 It was like hovering over a three for a second. It was a seven. It was just like flopping all over the place like a fucking fish. Are you in melee with him? 36:28.650 --> 36:29.490 No, I ran away. 36:29.490 --> 36:38.500 All right. You ran away, so I was scared. That's fine. So that's nine points of magical piercing damage. 36:38.500 --> 36:39.060 All right. 36:41.140 --> 36:41.940 Said nine. 36:47.300 --> 36:58.980 He still has reaction, so I don't want to. I don't want. I'm thinking about whether or not I want to use my movement and then bonus action to hide. Or bonus action disengage and run. Away again. 36:59.870 --> 37:00.270 Run away. 37:01.630 --> 37:06.350 I would disengage and run away. Maybe next to one of your friends. So if he comes after you. 37:06.350 --> 37:07.150 Yeah, okay. 37:07.710 --> 37:09.870 That and your temporary hit points are like that. 37:10.190 --> 37:11.870 Yeah, yeah. I'm running out of fungus. 37:12.750 --> 37:14.750 Yeah, right. I forgot about that. 37:16.350 --> 37:18.270 Who's my. Who's the closest compatriot? 37:20.910 --> 37:30.000 I feel like it would either probably be Mel. Either. Either. James was back here. 37:30.320 --> 37:32.640 No, I could see that. He just runs up to me. 37:34.960 --> 37:41.360 I don't think James ran towards red rogue one when he ran away. So he could potentially be closer to. 37:41.680 --> 37:43.200 Yeah, I was doing bush tactics. 37:43.440 --> 37:44.720 I'll knocker myself. 37:44.880 --> 37:46.320 I was tempting an ambush. 37:48.720 --> 37:52.080 I don't pick a person. This is a small enough battlefield. 37:52.080 --> 37:54.000 Every run, I'm running towards Mel. 37:54.230 --> 37:54.630 Okay. 37:54.710 --> 37:55.670 All right, there we go. 37:56.310 --> 37:58.070 Bonus action. Disengaging to do so. 37:59.030 --> 38:04.390 Yes. I assume Mel, a hobbled rogue limps. 38:04.470 --> 38:10.030 His way towards you, but you don't hear it. You just see me running up, but in reality I'm like, mel, help me. 38:10.030 --> 38:12.070 Then he runs into me and I'm like, yeah. 38:13.190 --> 38:13.630 Ow. 38:13.630 --> 38:14.270 Ow, ow. 38:14.270 --> 38:14.790 Stop it. 38:15.430 --> 38:21.520 Elliot. The person you're mad at is running towards a person you are not mad at being chased by a guy with a big ass axe. 38:21.520 --> 38:30.720 Okay, Elliot is going to squint carefully. Take a deep breath. He's gonna do sharpshooter on both of these attempts. 38:31.040 --> 38:32.240 It's high midnight. 38:36.320 --> 38:36.840 Yes. 38:36.840 --> 38:37.760 Oh, much better. 38:38.480 --> 38:40.520 First one, 15 probably misses. 38:40.520 --> 38:41.120 Hits. 38:41.280 --> 38:43.160 Yeah, he's like 14 somewhere around there. 38:43.160 --> 38:44.200 Oh, sweet. 38:44.200 --> 38:45.300 Yeah, different kids. 38:45.770 --> 38:51.130 So the first one is. Oh, God. 23 points of damage. Yeah. 38:51.130 --> 38:51.610 Okay. 38:51.690 --> 38:58.730 The second one, six, eight. Is 23 points of piercing damage. 38:58.730 --> 39:02.170 That's the same damage twice. Got him discredit. 39:03.450 --> 39:13.940 Oh, yeah. Six and two. Yeah. No. So as James is running by, he sees Elliot down directly at him. And he's like, oh, my God. 39:13.940 --> 39:14.820 And he ducks. 39:14.820 --> 39:27.300 And right as he ducks, the arrow just passes right over his head. And the guy that's chasing him, he. He sees James duck and the arrow just pass through the spot that James was, and it just tags him right between the eyes. 39:27.860 --> 39:32.020 You know, I believe for a second James probably thinks he's Elliot shooting at him. 39:32.020 --> 39:36.820 That's probably why he was running to Mel. Mel, help. Elliot's gonna kill me. 39:40.030 --> 39:43.070 Awesome. You have defeated my secondary red rope puzzle. 39:44.830 --> 39:47.950 So what was the actual answer? We just kind of beat it with brute force. 39:48.030 --> 39:50.110 Is there any chance our herring's back yet? 39:50.110 --> 39:50.510 Sure. 39:50.670 --> 39:52.390 Okay. Are we out of initiative? 39:52.390 --> 39:52.830 Yes. 39:53.390 --> 40:00.630 Mel, all of a sudden you just. Your heads, your ears are ringing, right? And all of a sudden, I hear from behind me, bill, save me. Save me. Elliot's gonna kill me. 40:00.630 --> 40:01.470 I'm like, what? 40:02.590 --> 40:02.990 Why? 40:03.630 --> 40:11.550 Elliot's gonna run up, and he's just gonna. Just be angrily picking up the arrows that missed. He gets half of them back. 40:11.550 --> 40:12.110 Okay? 40:12.430 --> 40:21.590 So he's doing that. It takes him about a minute. And he picks it up, and he turns around, and he stomps directly up to James. Oh, God. 40:21.590 --> 40:22.390 Oh, God, oh, God. 40:22.390 --> 42:05.420 And he says, that was about the most boneheaded, irresponsible, grandstanding move I've ever seen in my entire, entire life. Drawing the attention of an entire zombie horde when they didn't know we were there. And you had a way out. Well, I've been to four county fairs in a goat. And that was by far the stupidest decision I've heard of in my 60 years on this earth. Do you realize that all not damn near jumped in there to save your sorry ass? No, you didn't, because you only think of yourself. I'm here to get something straightened out. You're part of a family now, whether you like it or not. But that's the way it is. And what you do affects not only yourself, but everybody else here. The next time a harebrained scheme pops into your mind and you say to yourself, well, that's a terrible idea, you better listen. God damn it. You're a smart kid. Yes. In your past, you got fucked over. Well, welcome to the party, buddy. Haven't we all? You're not special. Did you for one second think about how bad we would all fit if you'd gotten yourself torn limb from limb? The nightmares we would have had about seeing you getting eaten over and over every night. And every time we shut our eyes. Ulnock was gonna jump in hell. So was Emery. What you seem to not get is that, like it or not, we love you. And we're a family now. Not because of blood or because of birth, but because of choice. We've chosen it. If it hadn't been for that stupid bag of magic beans. You've beat zombie shit right now. So would all not. Well, James, we're all out of beans. Now get out of my goddamn sight. For your stupid face. Makes me throw up. And he's just gonna spin on his heel, and he's just gonna go find a spot to sit down and breathe. 42:07.900 --> 42:10.540 Hey. Hey, James, I think Elliot might be mad at you. 42:12.790 --> 42:13.030 What? 42:16.070 --> 42:19.270 I'm gonna very delicately pat James on the shoulders. 42:20.630 --> 42:21.670 I'm gonna fall apart. 42:21.830 --> 42:26.630 Wait, wait, wait. James. You. You did what? Now. 42:28.549 --> 42:29.310 Oh, that's right. 42:29.310 --> 42:36.230 You didn't see it was a bag of beans. And I was trying to keep the zombies away from the. For the wall. From the the. Because they were gonna. 42:36.310 --> 42:38.130 While all that weird shit happened. 42:39.800 --> 42:40.600 Maybe. Yes. 42:42.040 --> 42:43.240 Did they eat him? 42:43.640 --> 42:46.080 They would have fucking should have. Yes. 42:46.080 --> 42:49.800 I mean, look, I show you like the teeth marks that have fungus growing out of it. 42:50.120 --> 42:55.880 So Mel looks at Elliot, who's like almost visibly fuming. 42:56.520 --> 42:57.240 Don't say anything. 42:57.240 --> 42:57.960 You're gonna make it worse. 42:57.960 --> 43:15.830 Looks at Ulnock, who looks like shit. Looks out at herself, who feels like shit. Looks at James and says, you know what? We all make some pretty big mistakes. And she gives him a hug and then she goes to check on Jeff. 43:16.870 --> 43:18.470 Jeff is very much succeeding. 43:20.710 --> 43:23.990 How long did that temporary hit points last for? 43:23.990 --> 43:28.070 I think it was an hour. Okay, so you've got like 30 minutes. 43:29.030 --> 43:33.470 James, do you still have that healing kit on you? Maybe we can get the pastor on his feet here. 43:33.630 --> 43:34.430 Yep, yep. 43:34.510 --> 43:37.150 There's two. Two knocked out bros in this room. 43:37.310 --> 43:40.670 I'll go over to Jeff first, get Jeff back up. I'll use one of the charges. 43:40.830 --> 43:43.630 How many charges is in a medical kit? 10. 43:44.270 --> 43:46.790 We're running low. Wait, we're gonna need to restart. 43:46.790 --> 43:50.030 Yeah, we're gonna need another medicine kit. I'm out of band aids. 43:51.470 --> 43:52.990 So you heal Hef? 43:53.470 --> 43:53.990 Yeah. 43:53.990 --> 43:55.150 And that brings him up to one. 43:55.150 --> 44:01.210 Yeah, no, I can use it to like a D6 or something like that. 44:01.690 --> 44:02.250 Okay. 44:06.410 --> 44:06.890 Go away. 44:06.890 --> 44:11.610 Damage. The important information is being blocked by one sec. 44:11.610 --> 44:14.810 Is pastor Eric just unconscious or is he actually dying? 44:14.810 --> 44:16.770 Yeah, he's knocked out. There's no bloods. 44:16.770 --> 44:19.370 I would attempt to help, but I would probably make it worse. 44:19.450 --> 44:20.170 Oh, no. 44:21.530 --> 44:29.020 There is a pretty wicked hand print across the pastor's face. Get the feeling he just got backhanded and knocked out. 44:29.020 --> 44:32.060 I go that feeling probably like a. 44:32.060 --> 44:33.700 Ring indent in his cheek or something. 44:33.940 --> 44:38.420 Because like there's like first aid where you can do like cuts and burns and bandages and. 44:42.260 --> 44:44.220 Yeah, 1D6 plus 4. 44:44.220 --> 44:46.980 Yeah. I also just now got to the info. 44:47.220 --> 44:49.500 It's in a feet. It's in defeat, not the eaver skin. 44:49.730 --> 44:51.570 Gotcha. So eight health. Yeah. 44:52.770 --> 44:57.010 So I used it on Jif. He's the last of the door of the explorer band aids. 44:58.450 --> 45:11.170 I sit down on the grass. I'm like, I really hate to bring it up, but I think there's a zombie horde that might be getting loose. But I am so tired and everything hurts. 45:11.490 --> 45:14.210 Yeah, yeah. We were yelling it as we were running. 45:14.530 --> 45:16.490 Do you think we could let them deal with that. 45:17.610 --> 45:18.610 Well, theoretically. 45:18.610 --> 45:18.970 They. 45:18.970 --> 45:22.730 They got slightly distracted with the tree ant that's in there though. 45:23.610 --> 45:25.690 Yeah. Yeah. Is that what that thing is? 45:25.690 --> 45:28.170 It was. One of the beans came to life and it did a thing. 45:28.170 --> 45:30.890 Did I see giant frogs? I thought I saw giant frogs. 45:30.890 --> 45:33.010 I think so. I can't remember. It was a panic. 45:33.010 --> 45:35.330 I thought I saw a rhinoceros in there. 45:35.330 --> 45:35.930 A what? 45:38.010 --> 45:38.970 You don't know what a rhin. 45:38.970 --> 45:41.050 Well, no, I do. I do it while guessing. 45:41.690 --> 45:43.850 Oh, a treant. What's a rhino? 45:46.230 --> 45:49.830 I was gonna say. And then at that point, mel facepalms and then goes ow. 45:51.110 --> 45:53.390 You know, a rhino. Like a super buff unicorn. 45:53.390 --> 46:00.470 I know what a rhino is. Just stop. You know what? I'm really glad you're not dead, but lay off. 46:03.110 --> 46:05.670 In his defense, that one was me. And I'm sorry. 46:07.510 --> 46:12.870 About that time. You guys see a wolf very cautiously approaching. You guys. 46:13.030 --> 46:13.910 What now? 46:16.230 --> 46:16.630 Why? 46:16.950 --> 46:18.630 I don't give a damn. Eat me. 46:19.910 --> 46:23.470 That's where we're at in this fire. You know what? Fine. 46:23.470 --> 46:28.950 It possesses you guys and it stands on its back legs and turns into a blink. 46:29.750 --> 46:30.630 Oh, that's different. 46:30.790 --> 46:32.150 Finally you show up. 46:32.150 --> 46:32.870 I didn't know you. 46:33.110 --> 46:37.600 I had to figure out you guys moving around a lot. There's a mile and a half away. 46:38.080 --> 46:39.760 We would prefer not to be. 46:39.840 --> 46:42.480 Wow. We rescued you, Sadie. 46:42.960 --> 46:44.400 You don't look so good. 46:44.720 --> 46:47.760 Don't feel great, man. We. We startled the accent out of you for a second there. 46:47.760 --> 46:50.480 Yes, I forgot you were all nervous. 46:50.480 --> 46:54.400 Last time and your accent went away. Sadie, I think he's a poser. 46:57.280 --> 46:59.680 You guys look terrible. But Sadie is okay. 47:00.720 --> 47:03.520 Yeah, well, we did a great job of protecting Sadie. 47:03.520 --> 47:11.260 Yeah, we did that very well. Although there were more of them here. 47:12.380 --> 47:13.100 Not anymore. 47:13.100 --> 47:17.020 Yeah, no, that's war. I feel wor was accurate. 47:18.060 --> 47:20.140 Hey, is there anything cool about that axe? 47:20.620 --> 47:22.140 No, it's just a big axe. 47:22.780 --> 47:24.220 It gives you a really cool accent. 47:24.220 --> 47:26.540 I don't suppose there's any potions in their pockets? 47:26.700 --> 47:27.140 Nope. 47:27.140 --> 47:28.460 That'd be really fucking awesome. 47:28.780 --> 47:32.100 Oh yeah, I checked their pockets like immediately after the Elliot remake. 47:33.610 --> 47:33.930 Yeah. 47:35.530 --> 47:37.610 Did we get the pastor on his feet? 47:37.610 --> 47:38.570 What are you sniffing? 47:39.290 --> 47:41.050 Strange smelling fruit. 47:43.370 --> 47:43.850 Fruit? 47:43.850 --> 47:44.650 The apple. 47:44.730 --> 47:45.690 The apple. 47:46.650 --> 47:49.290 Dad, you look at it and it's not a normal colored apple. 47:49.530 --> 47:50.810 What is it, Granny Smith? 47:51.850 --> 47:59.370 It's a red, but a deep red. And it's almost sparkling. Smells vaguely of cinnamon. 48:00.960 --> 48:02.240 I have apple of fireball. 48:03.200 --> 48:04.720 I mean, I could eat. 48:06.000 --> 48:10.400 I don't know. The last time I saw somebody eat a suspicious apple, they wound up in A Tupperware container. 48:11.440 --> 48:11.840 What? 48:11.840 --> 48:12.480 Snow White. 48:14.240 --> 48:16.880 She did end up in like this weird like Tupperware looking. 48:18.480 --> 48:20.720 Tupperware is made out of plastic, James. 48:21.680 --> 48:22.800 Some of it's made out of glass. 48:22.800 --> 48:24.990 I almost died. The jokes are going to be shit. Just go with it. 48:25.300 --> 48:32.900 I don't have a sense of humor. I hurt all over. Edit that mouse. Starfishes. Just like starfishes. 48:33.300 --> 48:35.380 So anyway, apple. 48:35.540 --> 48:39.580 We may have a couple minutes to eat an apple before we have to fight a zombie horde. 48:39.580 --> 48:42.100 So I don't hunt it. I am fine. 48:42.180 --> 48:42.580 Okay. 48:42.580 --> 48:43.180 I think it looks like. 48:43.180 --> 48:48.660 I figured the vampire would want the apple because it's the COVID of that one book. Does anyone else want an apple? 48:51.070 --> 48:51.750 Sure. Yeah. 48:51.750 --> 48:52.190 There you go. 48:52.190 --> 48:54.270 Have an apple to cover a twilight. 48:54.270 --> 48:56.910 Anyway, throw it at the keep Zedoc. Thrust away. 48:58.510 --> 48:59.550 Just throw one apple. 48:59.550 --> 49:03.830 How many apples did I have? Does anyone remember? Five. Okay. Perfect enough for everybody. 49:03.830 --> 49:04.270 You get. 49:04.590 --> 49:05.870 They all look exactly the same. 49:05.870 --> 49:10.990 And you get an apple. Give this one to Elliot. You get an apple. 49:10.990 --> 49:12.710 I was gonna say James shoves the apple. 49:12.710 --> 49:13.150 Amel. 49:13.150 --> 49:14.430 And she just goes Ow. 49:15.390 --> 49:16.510 It just lands on you. 49:16.510 --> 49:16.910 Ow. 49:16.990 --> 49:17.750 Just hits you. 49:17.750 --> 49:18.630 Scratch square in the chest. 49:18.630 --> 49:21.070 Yikes. 49:21.230 --> 49:25.790 They're supposed to be have the effects of a random potion chosen by the dm. 49:25.950 --> 49:28.190 Oh, great potion. 49:28.190 --> 49:31.230 I randomly chose a potion of healing five times. 49:31.550 --> 49:32.030 Wow. 49:32.190 --> 49:33.070 We randomly. 49:34.750 --> 49:40.910 Elliot's gonna try to cast his detect poison spell but he's out of spell salt so it won't work. He's just like, you know what? I don't care. And he just. 49:41.310 --> 49:41.950 It probably. 49:44.360 --> 49:53.080 Mid tier healing potion. Not the one. Not the baller one. Yeah. 44 plus 4 greater whatever it's called. 49:54.680 --> 49:56.520 So that'd be 16 is average. 49:56.520 --> 49:59.480 There you go. Everybody gets 16 H pieces. 50:02.040 --> 50:03.480 Almost dealt that damage. 50:03.480 --> 50:04.760 I'm assuming you all eat one. 50:04.760 --> 50:05.200 Yes. 50:05.200 --> 50:05.720 Yeah. 50:06.360 --> 50:07.600 Oh, dude, I'm starving. 50:07.600 --> 50:08.920 You probably have to. 50:09.000 --> 50:12.510 We're all taking couple minutes to like decompress. 50:12.750 --> 50:25.790 The freaky thing is is as you guys watch James eat it, a lot of the fungus starts to fall off. 50:26.750 --> 50:27.950 Oh God. I'm molting. 50:29.390 --> 50:32.270 And his actual wounds start to heal. 50:33.470 --> 50:34.430 There's a struggle. 50:34.750 --> 50:38.910 How much temporary did you have left? Sorry? You had what? 14? 50:38.990 --> 50:40.110 Yeah, I had 14 left. 50:40.430 --> 50:50.710 Emery looks up at James, gags and turns away and has to like not look so she can continue because that's pretty fucking horrifying. 50:50.710 --> 50:55.670 Yeah, that's kind of nasty. Mel's eating on her back. Like she didn't even sit up for this. 50:55.670 --> 50:57.230 You're just staring up at the stars. 50:57.710 --> 50:58.350 Crunch. 50:58.590 --> 51:02.590 Also good news. But it seems like we can hear again. 51:03.720 --> 51:04.040 Yeah. 51:04.280 --> 51:05.080 Fucking God. 51:05.160 --> 51:12.600 I'm really. I mean, the first thing I heard was Elliot laying into James for what was previously an unknown reason. But at least we can hear again. 51:12.840 --> 51:13.320 Yes. 51:13.960 --> 51:19.880 Elliot, are you good back there? I mean, aside from anger? Anger is a whole different thing. Are you like. 51:21.160 --> 51:22.120 I'm not hurt. 51:22.520 --> 51:23.520 Okay, good. 51:23.520 --> 51:24.680 He's just disappointed. 51:27.640 --> 51:32.290 You know, it does happen sometimes. We make really stupid decisions, and I'm glad you're around. 51:32.370 --> 51:36.770 Yeah, but most stupid decisions don't lead to you almost get eaten by a fucking zombie horde. 51:37.010 --> 51:48.850 My stupid decisions led me to being possessed by God from another realm. Evil Haiti. I mean, shit happens. Just don't make a habit out of it. 51:51.090 --> 52:05.140 He was right, though. I mean, I mean the part. Like, we do care about you a lot. We're all in this together. We've been traveling together. Don't. Do not. 52:08.340 --> 52:11.620 I've never actually had a functional family. You guys are kind of cool. 52:12.660 --> 52:17.860 I would not necessarily go so far to call us functional, but I like that. 52:18.020 --> 52:19.460 So we're a standard family. 52:19.700 --> 52:21.140 Comparatively small speaking. 52:21.140 --> 52:23.700 I mean, I feel like the proper amount of dysfunction. 52:23.780 --> 52:26.980 You guys are better than my actual family. You guys talk to me, which is nice. 52:26.980 --> 52:28.180 Well, some of us do. 52:28.980 --> 52:30.980 Well, he talked at me, which was cool. 52:32.340 --> 52:35.300 Oh, James. Not all attention is good attention. 52:38.740 --> 52:39.780 He's learned nothing. 52:40.340 --> 52:43.740 James has spent the last 21 years under that impression. 52:43.740 --> 52:49.180 So not all attention is good attention, sweetie. Well. 52:50.460 --> 52:53.580 Oh, is the pastor, like, waking up? 52:53.980 --> 52:59.500 Yeah, he's getting back on his feet. Dusting himself off, throwing up a little bit. 53:00.380 --> 53:00.780 Same. 53:00.860 --> 53:04.220 I wish I had an ice pack to give you, Pastor, but it's. 53:05.340 --> 53:08.460 I don't remember his voice. It's okay. I'll survive. 53:09.100 --> 53:11.140 We. I'm. 53:11.140 --> 53:13.330 Thank you for stopping those guys. 53:14.130 --> 53:14.530 Yeah. 53:14.530 --> 53:15.970 That was an unpleasant surprise. 53:16.210 --> 53:16.690 Yes. 53:16.850 --> 53:23.570 Yeah, but the zombies are getting broke out. We got to. We got to get a group together to go get them around. 53:23.970 --> 53:25.170 Hey, you found Sadie? 53:25.490 --> 53:26.050 We did. 53:26.050 --> 53:26.690 That's good. 53:27.090 --> 53:34.450 We sent. We ran into people and I shouted at them. I hope they understood what I said. Do you think they went to go fix the zombie profile? 53:34.450 --> 53:38.790 I. We should probably go check and see if people are rallying to find. Fix the zombie problem. 53:38.950 --> 53:40.150 Do you think we could walk? 53:41.030 --> 53:41.510 Yes. 53:43.430 --> 53:50.070 Like, I don't want to run back over there. You think we could just mosey? Oh, God, I used mosey in a sentence. 53:51.270 --> 53:52.350 Mosey on over there. 53:52.350 --> 53:53.190 I'm proud of you. 53:54.390 --> 54:05.000 We had managed to put together a decent sized search party, so there's a chance that they found the Issue in our doing what they can to remedy. 54:05.160 --> 54:07.720 The search party has now become the search and destroy party. 54:08.760 --> 54:11.800 Well, we should probably check and make sure. 54:11.800 --> 54:18.200 Have you guys considered just, like, dropping a bomb in there with our. 54:18.760 --> 54:20.520 What are you gonna use, like, a pedal plane? 54:21.320 --> 54:23.240 Molotov cocktail? 54:23.320 --> 54:24.520 There is a lot of furniture. 54:24.520 --> 54:25.640 That wall is made of wood. 54:26.680 --> 54:31.960 What if you, like, cannot tell me. We don't have the ingredients to make a plane. There's a lot of fertilizer. 54:32.200 --> 54:40.120 I'm just saying, like, then it might be safer than petting them so that. That she points at James. Doesn't happen. 54:41.240 --> 54:44.680 Yeah. You look downright terrifying, young man. 54:45.320 --> 54:45.880 Thanks. 54:46.760 --> 54:50.040 He is gonna have some wicked scars. 54:50.280 --> 54:54.440 Yeah, I'm gonna have some wicked fucking nightmares is what I'm gonna have. 54:55.000 --> 55:01.450 Yeah, Pastor. That's what stupid looks like. Just so you know. Take a picture. You can use it to warn other people. 55:01.450 --> 55:04.890 You know, it's probably good that the pastor was unconscious during that little tirade. 55:06.490 --> 55:08.170 I heard something about a goat. 55:08.810 --> 55:11.610 He might have passed out again, hearing some of that. 55:13.770 --> 55:16.010 And we're over there putting bandits on him. 55:16.250 --> 55:19.050 I mean, like, I definitely learned some new words. 55:21.530 --> 55:23.860 Killing him with violence. Yeah, that's all. 55:23.860 --> 55:25.300 I got good vibes, only I just. 55:25.300 --> 55:30.900 Got vibes at this point. But we should take these vibes and throw them at some zombies. 55:31.860 --> 55:32.500 Okay. 55:32.740 --> 55:34.340 I think that's called vicious mockery. 55:34.580 --> 55:35.700 I don't have that one. 55:35.780 --> 55:42.420 So if we're. If we're gonna be walking back to the zombie horde, Mel's gonna start collecting rocks because that's now her melee weapon. 55:43.220 --> 55:43.860 Jesus. 55:43.860 --> 55:44.500 There you go. 55:44.580 --> 55:46.300 Faster. You should maybe stay here. 55:46.300 --> 55:48.580 Yeah, I don't think I would join you guys. 55:48.700 --> 55:50.140 You go sit down somewhere. 55:50.220 --> 55:55.260 I hurt. I thought I'd take Jeff. We're going to commiserate our wounds together. 55:55.340 --> 55:56.220 Close the door. 55:56.620 --> 55:59.100 Is Jeff conscious? I mean, is he conscious now? 55:59.100 --> 55:59.900 Yeah, he's back. 55:59.900 --> 56:01.340 Jeff, buddy, you all right? 56:01.660 --> 56:04.180 I want to leave. 56:04.180 --> 56:04.420 Jeff. 56:04.420 --> 56:08.540 I got to believe you probably had worse, but I'm glad to know you're doing all right. 56:08.940 --> 56:13.340 Normally there's someone providing healing while they do that to you. 56:13.420 --> 56:15.710 Yeah, I tried. I'm out. 56:15.710 --> 56:17.190 Yeah, we killed all those ones. 56:17.830 --> 56:19.990 Looks like you're pretty much at the end of your ropes. 56:20.470 --> 56:21.830 Yeah, pretty much. 56:22.310 --> 56:25.590 Who have I not used the healer's kit on? Elliot. 56:26.470 --> 56:27.590 Elliot's the only one. 56:28.150 --> 56:31.350 Yeah, he had to use it on me. I damn near died. 56:31.430 --> 56:31.990 All right. 56:32.470 --> 56:36.390 I'm glad that you made it. Thanks for sticking up for everybody. 56:36.470 --> 56:39.830 All right. Thank you for not letting them take me again. 56:40.800 --> 56:41.280 We try. 56:41.840 --> 56:48.400 It looks Looks successful. I don't think these guys could take me if they want to. 56:49.280 --> 56:50.160 No, not currently. 56:50.240 --> 56:51.680 Not for a little while anyway. 56:52.000 --> 56:52.800 We killed him. 56:54.400 --> 56:54.960 I see that. 56:54.960 --> 56:57.200 Which one? The one that, like bits and pieces of his cranium. 56:57.200 --> 56:58.640 Ashraf. We killed. 56:59.280 --> 57:00.720 You took Ash. Raphael. 57:00.720 --> 57:02.760 Yes, I stabbed him with a sword. 57:02.760 --> 57:06.410 He took the group, but yeah, yeah, he's dead. 57:06.490 --> 57:07.210 We got him. 57:07.370 --> 57:10.050 Yes. He's probably dismembered by zombies by now. 57:10.050 --> 57:12.010 He might be, yeah, he was in the zombie. 57:13.450 --> 57:15.290 Well, once we deal with the zombies, we can. 57:15.610 --> 57:19.130 Yeah, give like zombie extra powers or some shit. 57:19.130 --> 57:21.530 If we have to deal with a bunch of zombie gods, I swear. 57:22.170 --> 57:27.130 Zombie superheroes now, zombie man, let's. 57:27.130 --> 57:32.190 Let's cross that bridge if we come to it. We killed the current incarnate with the. 57:32.190 --> 57:33.390 Stench of a thousand undead. 57:33.390 --> 57:38.270 That's. That's no small feat. Maybe you guys actually can make it to Boston and make this happen. 57:39.150 --> 57:40.550 Were you doubting us before this? 57:40.550 --> 57:40.990 Yeah. 57:41.310 --> 57:44.510 Well, thanks for sharing with the class. 57:44.590 --> 57:45.790 I was doubting me. 57:46.270 --> 57:49.150 I was serious. I don't think you're wrong. 57:50.030 --> 57:54.190 We're gonna go march to Boston to fight the all powerful God from my world. 57:54.270 --> 57:56.590 You don't even know how Boston is, Jeff. 57:57.320 --> 57:59.800 I know it's not here and I know it's where he is. 58:01.720 --> 58:06.800 That is pretty positive deductive thinking, I believe. Figured it out. 58:06.800 --> 58:13.720 But yeah, as Raphael in the current form that he was in is no longer. 58:14.840 --> 58:15.800 Oh, damned. 58:16.520 --> 58:18.120 Unless he's got like another form. 58:18.760 --> 58:20.520 And this isn't even my final. 58:20.520 --> 58:23.640 All the red robes that knew you were here are also no longer. 58:25.370 --> 58:29.290 Yeah. So. Yeah, I'm gonna go throw up. 58:31.050 --> 58:32.170 Don't take a nap. 58:32.330 --> 58:34.810 No, don't do that. I'm sleepy. 58:34.810 --> 58:35.850 Don't take a nap. 58:35.930 --> 58:36.570 Trust me. 58:37.050 --> 58:37.930 Don't trust you? 58:38.170 --> 58:41.370 No, don't take a nap. You don't want to nap. You need to trust me. 58:41.450 --> 58:42.970 You guys keep each other awake. 58:43.050 --> 58:43.530 Yeah. 58:43.850 --> 58:44.810 Drink coffee. 58:44.970 --> 58:48.250 I bet you one of his pupils. Absolutely. The other one. 58:48.250 --> 58:51.780 Yeah. Turns to the pastor and like, have you ever played dragon dice? 58:53.620 --> 58:58.820 Jeff's gonna introduce the pastor to gambling for dragon ante. 59:00.660 --> 59:06.020 Let's head around to the other side of the church again, see if we can track down Jacob again. 59:07.060 --> 59:08.460 Jacob was with me. He just. 59:08.460 --> 59:24.480 Yeah, Jacob was right behind Elliot. Jacob, don't use any of the words you just heard Elliot say, any of them. And do not ask for just descriptions or even definitions unless I'm there with you because I'm wondering what some of those were myself. 59:25.280 --> 59:26.000 I knew everything. 59:26.320 --> 59:30.160 I don't know what you're Talking about? I didn't hear anything at this point. 59:30.160 --> 59:32.320 James throws up and it's nothing but mushrooms. 59:35.760 --> 59:37.440 That's a thing? Okay. 59:37.920 --> 59:44.400 All right, let's see where they got with putting together a defense against the zombies. 59:45.770 --> 59:52.410 Okay, well, I'm coming with you for this. Or should I stay here with Sharon and. 59:53.210 --> 59:57.930 I don't know. I don't know. Can one of the adults make this decision? 59:58.650 --> 01:00:03.930 My head. If you're on the broom, people, while he's on the broom, out of reach of zombies. 01:00:04.010 --> 01:00:05.290 Mel's got a bunch of rocks. 01:00:06.090 --> 01:00:06.970 You can come with us. 01:00:06.970 --> 01:00:08.970 Yes. Here. And Mel gives him the broom. 01:00:09.050 --> 01:00:11.140 I kind of would rather him be with us this time. 01:00:11.140 --> 01:00:13.060 It's been pretty stressful without the kiddo. 01:00:13.140 --> 01:00:15.780 I've been very, very worried about him the whole time. 01:00:15.940 --> 01:00:19.300 Yes, you were scared you weren't going gets to eat me. 01:00:19.780 --> 01:00:24.740 Yeah, he's not going to eat anybody anymore. We fixed that. 01:00:26.259 --> 01:00:26.659 We did. 01:00:26.659 --> 01:00:27.300 We did fix that. 01:00:27.300 --> 01:00:28.740 I'm choosing to believe we fixed that. 01:00:29.140 --> 01:00:30.060 We did fix that. 01:00:30.060 --> 01:00:32.820 Mel's choosing to believe we fixed that because Mel needs a win. 01:00:35.140 --> 01:00:47.090 So on the way, Elliot is going to be keeping an eye for any place that that may possibly he could get some more arrows from. Cause he's reached it and his quiver is rattling quite emptily. 01:00:47.090 --> 01:00:54.690 Is there anywhere between your church and the northwest corner of town that they would have any reasonable opportunity to get arrows? 01:00:55.329 --> 01:00:58.050 It depends on how they mobilize the town. 01:00:58.930 --> 01:01:00.690 They put most of it in the Walmart. 01:01:01.250 --> 01:01:06.230 Yeah, I'm also looking for really far away from Thalmos. Well, that's right. That's where we got that stuff from. 01:01:06.230 --> 01:01:11.350 Hey, Olu give arrows for trucks that. 01:01:11.350 --> 01:01:18.750 Have like archery stickers on them or anything that looks like it's a target. But in the front or backyard, James. 01:01:18.750 --> 01:01:19.950 Gifts you his arrows. 01:01:19.950 --> 01:01:20.510 I don't know. 01:01:20.510 --> 01:01:24.590 Tell you from who. It's not important. Just there's some arrows. 01:01:24.590 --> 01:01:27.310 I don't have a bow. I know, but I have arrows. 01:01:27.310 --> 01:01:28.550 How many arrows are there? 01:01:29.510 --> 01:01:35.780 I was going to say the best part is that James like, here, I don't want these anymore. He doesn't know I don't have my back. 01:01:36.580 --> 01:01:40.900 He'll of course recognize the fletching on him and then he'll just stick them in his back. 01:01:40.980 --> 01:01:42.260 They're very identifiable. 01:01:42.500 --> 01:01:45.700 I know what these are. He'll stick them in his quiver. He's still going to keep an eye out. 01:01:45.700 --> 01:01:48.580 If some place couldn't just roll a luck. 01:01:52.500 --> 01:01:54.100 Let's see, 18. 01:01:56.900 --> 01:01:58.260 All of the hunters. 01:01:59.050 --> 01:02:00.730 We cut through an alley to see. 01:02:00.730 --> 01:02:07.690 Somebody yeah, yeah, that's exactly. You cut down somebody and they got backyard shooting set up and so I'll. 01:02:07.690 --> 01:02:08.890 Knock on the door really quick. 01:02:11.930 --> 01:02:12.570 Hello? 01:02:13.610 --> 01:02:26.570 Hey. I'm sorry to bother you. My name's Elliot Brandybane. And the zombies are getting out of the pen. We're gonna go try to herd it back. I saw the archery setup, dude. I need some arrows and I can't give them back to you. 01:02:28.320 --> 01:02:30.560 All right. You saw the. Yep. Go ahead. 01:02:30.880 --> 01:02:35.920 Okay. So he says, just give me some. I just need something to find. 01:02:35.920 --> 01:02:39.600 Take your need. I'm making them. I'm the fletcher. 01:02:41.280 --> 01:02:42.480 Okay. All right. 01:02:42.480 --> 01:02:49.440 So he'll grab just a solid handful and throw them in his quiver. Thank you. I wish I had something to give you. 01:02:50.080 --> 01:02:54.230 You know, if you keep my town from being zombied, call it payment. 01:02:54.230 --> 01:02:55.030 I'll do my best. 01:02:55.270 --> 01:02:57.110 If you fail, I'll come collecting. 01:02:57.110 --> 01:03:03.830 Okay. You can have whatever's left. Oh, by the way, take this quiver. It's freaking awesome. And he walks away. 01:03:03.990 --> 01:03:05.950 You want me to take your quiver? Oh, if you die. 01:03:05.950 --> 01:03:07.510 If I die, you can have the quiver. 01:03:07.590 --> 01:03:10.390 Yeah. Okay. Nice to meet you. 01:03:10.790 --> 01:03:11.990 Nice to meet you, sir. 01:03:12.070 --> 01:03:20.310 And then Jacob flies by him and he's just like, yep, they just closed the door. 01:03:21.510 --> 01:03:22.630 Uh huh. Yeah. 01:03:22.630 --> 01:03:22.950 Yeah. 01:03:22.950 --> 01:03:27.590 Well, that shit's getting weirder out there. Every time I open the damn door. 01:03:28.230 --> 01:03:33.030 That guy has existed for about 10 seconds. And boy howdy, was that a rough 10 seconds. 01:03:33.110 --> 01:03:33.510 Right. 01:03:35.350 --> 01:03:36.950 I'm gonna go back to fletching. 01:03:38.710 --> 01:03:39.190 All right. 01:03:39.190 --> 01:03:40.710 And leaves the world forever. 01:03:41.910 --> 01:03:42.550 Poof. 01:03:42.790 --> 01:03:45.050 Oh, no. He's gonna be important. Going to come back. 01:03:46.010 --> 01:03:48.570 We could use some more because that's where I get the new bow. 01:03:48.570 --> 01:03:51.450 Yeah. You got a spare bow or two? 01:03:51.770 --> 01:03:52.250 Oh. 01:03:52.250 --> 01:03:53.770 Oh God. Leave the man alone. 01:03:54.490 --> 01:03:56.250 Roger. The Fletcher I can give you. 01:03:56.250 --> 01:04:01.690 Hey, I have a bunch of crap in my inventory. Can you buy it real quick just like any NPC shop owner? 01:04:02.890 --> 01:04:04.490 Yeah. Time pauses while we're talking. 01:04:05.290 --> 01:04:05.650 Okay. 01:04:05.650 --> 01:04:10.650 Thank you. About this point, you lose 14 temporary hit points. 01:04:10.900 --> 01:04:13.340 Yeah. And James, like, stumbles harshly like. 01:04:13.340 --> 01:04:13.860 Oh God. 01:04:14.820 --> 01:04:17.140 You throw up the nastiest. 01:04:20.020 --> 01:04:23.380 Well, this is nothing but shiitake that smells. 01:04:23.940 --> 01:04:26.660 Just keep walking, keep walking, keep walking. 01:04:26.739 --> 01:04:27.380 Oh, God. 01:04:27.460 --> 01:04:28.140 Keep moving. 01:04:28.140 --> 01:04:29.860 Never eating mushroom soup again in my life. 01:04:29.860 --> 01:04:31.500 I don't think I can look at a mushroom. 01:04:31.500 --> 01:04:32.340 Oh my God. 01:04:33.780 --> 01:04:45.170 Whatever mushrooms were still growing through you. Oh my God. Fall off as well. You have like five steps where you leave a fair amount of spores behind and then you're pretty much eating. 01:04:46.050 --> 01:04:49.290 James, buddy, never feed us mushrooms, please. 01:04:49.290 --> 01:04:50.130 Yeah, okay. 01:04:50.130 --> 01:04:51.770 Ever off the menu for at least. 01:04:51.770 --> 01:04:53.970 A While at least forever. 01:04:55.970 --> 01:04:59.170 Probably give me a couple of weeks is all. But right now, can't do it. 01:04:59.170 --> 01:05:02.050 We had the same issue the last time with meat. It's. Yeah, yeah. 01:05:02.050 --> 01:05:03.810 Yep, that's true. Needs must. 01:05:03.970 --> 01:05:10.330 All right, shortly after you see somebody come sprinkle Britain passed yelling, they've broken the wall. 01:05:11.290 --> 01:05:12.570 I think they've gotten in. 01:05:13.210 --> 01:05:32.740 Damn foreign. 01:05:38.820 --> 01:07:42.860 Hey there, listener. While the horde breaks free, I'm gonna break on in with a quick advertisement break. 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I remember that one. 01:08:11.910 --> 01:08:56.240 And one treant. Treant Looks pretty up. Yeah, but it's still going busy. So for this skill challenge, this is, this is. This is gonna be A hard one. Because you're, you're. You've gotta. This there's. I don't know what the end goal is here. I'll present you a scenario of Zombies are out 15 successes before 10 defeats. Okay. Because it's such a high number, you can reroll skills. Every time you reroll a skill, you take a minus one to it. 01:08:56.560 --> 01:08:57.120 Okay. 01:08:57.600 --> 01:09:04.490 You cannot roll them consecutively. Like you can't just be like. Well I got a plus 10 to stealth, so I'm just gonna spam stealth. 01:09:06.890 --> 01:09:08.570 I only have like one good stat. 01:09:10.410 --> 01:09:11.170 That's strength. 01:09:11.170 --> 01:09:11.730 Fortunate. 01:09:11.730 --> 01:09:15.770 Yeah. Well you got your. This is your long list. Your athletics or perceptions. 01:09:16.009 --> 01:09:19.050 Yeah, I have athletics end of list. 01:09:19.690 --> 01:09:20.530 Really? Yeah. 01:09:20.530 --> 01:09:25.170 That's my plus six. And then I think I have other proficiencies but they're like plus twos. 01:09:25.170 --> 01:09:26.170 Yeah. Gotcha. 01:09:26.770 --> 01:09:29.890 I have an intimidation plus four, but I don't know how I'm gonna intimidate zombies. 01:09:31.090 --> 01:09:33.490 I don't know intimidate a person to work harder. 01:09:35.730 --> 01:09:37.410 I gotta think. I have to think. 01:09:38.450 --> 01:09:41.770 And I'm just gonna have us go around the table instead of re rolling initiative. 01:09:41.770 --> 01:09:46.690 I got an idea. I think it's a good one personally. 01:09:47.730 --> 01:09:48.770 Don't look at me. I. 01:09:49.890 --> 01:09:50.530 If we. 01:09:50.530 --> 01:09:51.930 You don't get to plan things for a moment. 01:09:52.320 --> 01:10:10.440 If we can like go to a relatively narrow spot like where the street comes in or something, we can lay down the hole. My giant pocket. 10 foot hole which will create a 10 foot deep hole. And then we can stand on the other side of the hole and throw shit at the zombies. And if they get to the hole, they'll fall in the hole. 01:10:10.440 --> 01:10:11.920 We get plants versus zombies then. 01:10:11.920 --> 01:10:12.560 Am I right? 01:10:12.560 --> 01:10:13.040 Yeah. 01:10:13.440 --> 01:10:16.160 So we want to set up basically we want to narrow. 01:10:16.720 --> 01:10:25.300 Bottleneck them so that they can get. Yeah, bottleneck them. And then that way if they get too close, they fall in the hole instead of hitting us. 01:10:25.700 --> 01:10:28.620 Like shooting zombies in a hole can't. 01:10:28.620 --> 01:10:30.020 Hurt throwing it out there. 01:10:31.220 --> 01:10:31.620 The. 01:10:31.780 --> 01:10:32.620 I got rocks. 01:10:32.620 --> 01:10:41.700 If we could. If we make it to the street, they're breaking out of fast. Then let's do it. Are we trying to contain them. 01:10:43.620 --> 01:10:47.950 At this point? I'm just trying to. To make them go away. Okay. 01:10:47.950 --> 01:10:49.990 Anything? Gotcha. Heard. 01:10:50.070 --> 01:10:53.430 I. I want to make them go away without going away with them. 01:10:54.630 --> 01:10:58.790 Heard somebody has recently worked. 01:11:01.669 --> 01:11:02.230 Yep. 01:11:02.870 --> 01:11:03.350 Oh no. 01:11:03.350 --> 01:11:03.710 She's. 01:11:03.710 --> 01:11:06.710 She's just saying that because she can actually hear again. Oh no. 01:11:09.430 --> 01:11:30.480 I mean if they like if the people, the good townspeople, if the people of the town can work on like getting them back whenever they can back in and we can just kill the ones that don't get back in. I don't know if we keep them from not spreading out. But I also want. 01:11:31.440 --> 01:11:32.720 How deep is that hole? 01:11:32.880 --> 01:11:33.420 10Ft. 01:11:33.540 --> 01:11:34.080 10Ft. 01:11:34.080 --> 01:11:34.560 Okay. 01:11:34.720 --> 01:11:42.490 I mean, they probably could climb up if like a whole bunch of them them ended up in there. But that's. The hole's meant to be a. Oh, shit. They got too close. 01:11:42.970 --> 01:11:46.890 Let's do it. We don't really have a ton of time to debate it. 01:11:46.890 --> 01:11:49.850 And if it doesn't work, I'll just pick up the hole and put it back in my pocket. 01:11:50.250 --> 01:11:52.810 Yeah, there's zombies. Can you do that? 01:11:52.810 --> 01:11:53.130 Yes. 01:11:53.130 --> 01:11:54.570 Would that kill the zombies? I'm curious. 01:11:54.570 --> 01:11:56.010 After 10 minutes, eventually, yeah. 01:11:56.010 --> 01:11:59.290 Nice. Sweet. I like it. I like it. 01:11:59.530 --> 01:12:05.050 Just keep laying the hole down, pick it up, move on. So dump out the dead zombies. 01:12:05.050 --> 01:12:08.250 That thought crossed my mind that that would take forever. 01:12:09.380 --> 01:12:10.820 It's Mel the street sweeper. 01:12:10.820 --> 01:12:15.780 We have to. To get stuff out of it. You have to get all of us on one side and just like parachute so the stuff all flies out. 01:12:17.220 --> 01:12:18.580 Fire the zombie cannon. 01:12:18.900 --> 01:12:21.380 We'll just fire the zombies back at themselves. 01:12:22.900 --> 01:12:25.540 I cast zombie Go. 01:12:25.540 --> 01:12:26.340 It's grotesque. 01:12:28.580 --> 01:12:36.190 So I think it's the fountain of death to that degree. We need some cooperation from our beloved townsfolk. 01:12:37.710 --> 01:12:39.470 Emory, talk to your people. 01:12:41.630 --> 01:12:42.870 So you speak the language. 01:12:42.870 --> 01:12:43.150 Go. 01:12:43.310 --> 01:12:48.190 I think for that I will go for a persuasion. 01:12:48.190 --> 01:12:51.830 Perfect. That sounds like the first attempt on a skill challenge. 01:12:51.830 --> 01:12:59.070 Yeah. To get the Townsville kind of on board to hopefully funnel the zombies. Bottleneck them. 01:13:00.040 --> 01:13:01.680 Are we able to aid in these at all? 01:13:01.680 --> 01:13:02.440 Yeah, I was gonna say. 01:13:02.680 --> 01:13:04.600 I'm gonna say no. 01:13:04.680 --> 01:13:05.000 No. 01:13:05.000 --> 01:13:05.560 Okay. 01:13:08.120 --> 01:13:08.520 Five. 01:13:08.920 --> 01:13:09.400 Ooh. 01:13:09.400 --> 01:13:10.040 That's a fail. 01:13:10.120 --> 01:13:10.600 Mm. 01:13:12.360 --> 01:13:20.040 People who were not aware of the disaster. You point out that the wall has fallen and they panic before they have time to hear you out. 01:13:20.520 --> 01:13:24.120 Also trying to describe a portable hole. 01:13:24.840 --> 01:13:26.080 Yeah, yeah. The plan's coming. 01:13:26.080 --> 01:13:26.360 Yeah. 01:13:26.360 --> 01:13:29.700 But the ten foot hole, I just describing it as a trap. 01:13:30.980 --> 01:13:33.300 It's a hole that moves. What do you not get? 01:13:35.140 --> 01:13:35.860 Take it up. 01:13:35.860 --> 01:13:37.140 No, we don't have to dig it. 01:13:37.860 --> 01:13:39.780 It's already there. We just move it. 01:13:40.580 --> 01:13:43.300 Well, someone else do something. 01:13:46.180 --> 01:13:55.230 Mel demonstrates by laying a hole on the ground. Sure. Can we call that a performance? Performance, sure. 01:13:55.790 --> 01:13:58.470 Do you pantomine you falling into the hole? 01:13:58.470 --> 01:14:05.590 I pant. Well, like I, I, I lay the hole on the ground and then I'm like. And then. And I'll drop a small rock in the hole. 01:14:05.590 --> 01:14:08.670 Are you setting up for real or just as an ex. As a demonstration. 01:14:09.150 --> 01:14:17.550 Yes. If it's in a. If we're in a good spot where it makes sense to set up for real, I will. But it's also meant to be a demonstration to be like, no, look, this will work. 01:14:19.550 --> 01:14:21.180 Go ahead and let's see how that performance goes. 01:14:22.290 --> 01:14:23.970 Come see the amazing hole. 01:14:26.610 --> 01:14:28.090 That's gonna attract the wrong crowd. 01:14:28.090 --> 01:14:28.450 17. 01:14:28.610 --> 01:14:29.530 Oh, yeah. That's a success. 01:14:29.530 --> 01:14:30.370 You're right. It would. 01:14:32.610 --> 01:14:33.490 That's not right. 01:14:33.490 --> 01:14:34.290 Yeah, that would. 01:14:35.170 --> 01:14:56.730 While they're trying to talk to the townsfolk and demonstrate their whole trick, Elliot is gonna. He's gonna sneak towards where they are skillfully. Basically, he's doing a recon. He's going to go see where they're at, which way they're going, what they're doing, so he can report back so that it will help us with our plans. 01:14:56.810 --> 01:15:00.010 Which skill are you wanting? Stealth or go for it. 01:15:04.330 --> 01:15:05.130 Dirty 20. 01:15:05.210 --> 01:15:48.820 Okay, that's a success. So, yeah, you're able to see. Unsurprisingly, there does not appear to be much or order to the zombie surge. They are going after the closest thing they can see move, which means there's a bunch of. They're just kind of coming out the hole and spreading in a fairly chaotic fashion, Chasing people who were near the hole. There was, you know, not a lot of people, but there was a search party out there, some of which was centered around the. The fence. So there's, we'll say, like three or four groups kind of branching off, chasing folks. 01:15:52.020 --> 01:16:07.080 Well, we know that these zombies in other towns have been caught in, like, hospitals, and they've got them stuck in buildings we can look around to find. Maybe there's a building or something we could try to lure them into. 01:16:08.030 --> 01:16:10.030 Yeah, the meat factory where we almost died. 01:16:10.190 --> 01:16:10.710 That's really. 01:16:10.710 --> 01:16:11.790 That's a fair ways. 01:16:11.870 --> 01:16:13.350 Yeah, that's way in the other direction. 01:16:13.350 --> 01:16:14.830 It's the biggest building I could think of. 01:16:15.550 --> 01:16:16.790 There's a big building there. 01:16:16.790 --> 01:16:17.270 Is the hospital. 01:16:17.270 --> 01:16:18.350 Got to be a school or something. 01:16:18.350 --> 01:16:24.830 But they probably blocked it off. The high school is north of the hospital across the street. 01:16:24.830 --> 01:16:27.950 It was built for people, so that works. 01:16:28.590 --> 01:16:29.030 True. 01:16:29.030 --> 01:16:31.830 What I was gonna corral them for temporarily. Get some of them in there. 01:16:31.830 --> 01:16:36.000 I was gonna say, where's. Is there a fertilizer place? We could lock them in there and light them out. 01:16:38.000 --> 01:16:39.360 Bits and pieces of zombies. 01:16:39.360 --> 01:16:49.840 Rain from this about maybe half a mile down the road. There's the sugar beet factory or the Toyota building right there. 01:16:50.000 --> 01:16:50.720 I don't know. 01:16:50.960 --> 01:16:52.160 Toyota dealership? 01:16:52.160 --> 01:16:55.000 Dealership. No, that's not as good. There's a lot of Windows in that? 01:16:55.000 --> 01:16:55.920 Yeah, that's mostly glass. 01:16:55.920 --> 01:16:56.880 Primarily glass. 01:16:58.160 --> 01:16:59.560 I just wanted to blow them up. 01:17:02.920 --> 01:17:10.520 Well, if we can get him in, caught back in something, we can try to build something. But we got to get him stopped first. 01:17:10.840 --> 01:17:11.280 Yeah. 01:17:11.280 --> 01:17:21.240 Our. Our options for large buildings in this area are the hospital, which is probably where they were penned in already considering. 01:17:21.400 --> 01:17:21.880 Yeah. 01:17:22.680 --> 01:17:25.420 Hospitals. And then the high school, which is a. Across the street from the Heights. 01:17:25.420 --> 01:17:38.140 The hospital outside the skill check. Or this could be a part of it. When it comes to your turn, your choice, you can roll a history of the valley or the not valley. The anti valley. 01:17:38.380 --> 01:17:38.860 Yeah. 01:17:40.780 --> 01:17:42.060 But it is old dog's turn. 01:17:44.540 --> 01:17:45.700 I don't know how to help in. 01:17:45.700 --> 01:17:47.820 This situation with skills. 01:17:51.270 --> 01:17:53.750 Just make something up. That sounds reasonable. 01:17:54.550 --> 01:17:55.910 That's D. D in a nutshell. 01:17:55.910 --> 01:17:57.510 That is D and D in a nutshell. Yeah. 01:17:57.510 --> 01:18:11.590 But the thing that I thought of is basically what James dumbass just did a minute ago, because I was like, well, I'm gonna choose my athletics. And hopefully I can juke and jive my way through some zombies and get them distracted enough to come towards the hole. 01:18:11.590 --> 01:18:12.150 I could. 01:18:12.310 --> 01:18:14.230 I'm a spoiled secret. That ain't gonna work. 01:18:14.950 --> 01:18:20.490 And there's more of them. Like the hole was meant to be a. If they get too close before we drop them. 01:18:20.730 --> 01:18:22.970 Yeah. 10 by 10 is not that big. 01:18:23.050 --> 01:18:23.450 No. 01:18:23.850 --> 01:18:39.490 Yeah, you could. I. I think you could probably start either barricading people inside so the zombies can't get into them. Creating defensible or building like, places for us to like, blocking tower build. Like. 01:18:39.490 --> 01:18:40.890 Yeah. Was it sport light? 01:18:41.540 --> 01:18:41.780 Yeah. 01:18:41.780 --> 01:18:44.660 Making barricades to cut off routes for them. 01:18:44.980 --> 01:18:47.940 Just kind of try to box them in. Like. I'll push them one way. 01:18:47.940 --> 01:18:48.380 Yeah. 01:18:48.380 --> 01:18:51.140 That was another way. I was thinking I could use athletics. I just don't know what's around. 01:18:51.380 --> 01:18:54.020 See, what you do is you grab a door and you just start swinging. 01:18:54.420 --> 01:18:56.420 There's vehicles. 01:18:56.420 --> 01:18:57.459 Yeah. There's all sorts of things. 01:18:57.459 --> 01:18:58.380 There's all kinds of shit. 01:18:58.380 --> 01:19:00.900 You're in the middle of a town that nothing works in anymore. 01:19:01.220 --> 01:19:08.030 There's lots of shit. And they've been compiling building material this direction to bolster the wall anyway, so. So there's probably shit around. 01:19:09.070 --> 01:19:14.510 So I will use my athletics to build things quickly to pile sandbags. 01:19:14.510 --> 01:19:15.310 Is that a good stretch? 01:19:15.310 --> 01:19:16.270 It's a bit of a stretch. I know. 01:19:16.990 --> 01:19:18.550 This is to help create a barricade. 01:19:18.550 --> 01:19:18.990 There we go. 01:19:20.910 --> 01:19:24.590 I'm moving sandbags 15ft that way. Why doesn't look like. 01:19:24.590 --> 01:19:24.990 I know. 01:19:26.750 --> 01:19:27.230 Nice. 01:19:27.630 --> 01:19:30.710 You're back on the boat with athletics. 01:19:30.710 --> 01:19:31.510 12.6 18. 01:19:31.510 --> 01:19:39.070 Yep. Cool. You are able to. You are able to compile a decent amount of heavy obstructions. 01:19:40.670 --> 01:19:43.270 That would be some navy training. Just tossing sandbags. 01:19:43.270 --> 01:19:46.910 If we're doing sandbags, move the heavy thing over there because I said so. 01:19:47.390 --> 01:19:50.710 Yeah. Then we're gonna move it back later for reasons. 01:19:50.710 --> 01:19:53.070 Yep. James. 01:19:56.590 --> 01:19:58.990 We had. We had fishing poles, didn't we? 01:20:01.720 --> 01:20:03.880 Yeah. Did you take them with you? 01:20:04.200 --> 01:20:21.960 This isn't gonna be as bad as. I was planning on using the fishing line to set up traps for the like tripping traps for the zombies to try slowing them down. It was like like find choke points and like put the fishing line across but like put it in a way so that it's obvious for people with brains. So like put something to like light it up or something like that. 01:20:23.720 --> 01:20:24.840 How are you gonna light it up? 01:20:24.840 --> 01:20:36.630 I don't know know. Put like like yellow duct tape or something like that to like highlight it. I don't know. Just to put fishing line across to trip zombies. That was. 01:20:36.630 --> 01:20:37.510 That part's doable. 01:20:37.590 --> 01:20:38.070 Yeah. 01:20:38.230 --> 01:20:49.430 The. Preventing the brained people from seeing these thin pieces of fishing line is going to be a trick. But yeah, that would be. That sounds survival or sleight of hand. 01:20:49.430 --> 01:20:49.790 Okay. 01:20:49.790 --> 01:20:53.600 I was going for slight of hand potentially. We'll see how well this works. 01:20:54.720 --> 01:20:59.360 You're aiding in the trap. We're trying to get them guided into this way. And you're aiding in the trap. 01:21:02.160 --> 01:21:03.680 Did I say the AC out loud? 01:21:03.920 --> 01:21:04.800 I don't remember. 01:21:05.120 --> 01:21:05.840 I didn't. 01:21:05.840 --> 01:21:12.040 I thought it was. I don't remember. I thought you did, but I don't remember. 01:21:12.040 --> 01:21:18.010 Now you said that it was 15 successes before 10 defeats. I don't remember hearing the AC. 01:21:18.490 --> 01:21:21.050 I did not say it out loud. Then, then the AC is 15. 01:21:21.210 --> 01:21:21.850 Okay. Well. 01:21:24.250 --> 01:21:26.090 That'S where I came up with the number of wins. 01:21:28.730 --> 01:21:30.010 Well, I went my idea. 01:21:31.210 --> 01:21:34.090 That's alright though. You still got one more win than you have losses. 01:21:35.290 --> 01:21:39.570 And I didn't get eaten during this idea. So true. It's a plus. 01:21:39.570 --> 01:21:43.830 Yeah. It's better than the last idea. Better than the last 10. Emery, we're back around to you. 01:21:44.150 --> 01:21:54.310 I think I will try for that history check to see if there's a way that we can funnel them that will start to either guide them away from town or contain them somewhere. 01:21:54.550 --> 01:21:55.110 Perfect. 01:21:55.190 --> 01:21:57.830 Since she was from town, would she get advantage of. 01:21:57.909 --> 01:22:00.150 She gets to make it because she's from town. 01:22:05.830 --> 01:22:06.230 14. 01:22:06.950 --> 01:22:07.510 Okay. 01:22:08.560 --> 01:22:17.920 Yeah. You're. You. You remember that the hospital is there. You remember hearing some folks talk about the hospital? You do know that the auditorium is a very large room. 01:22:20.720 --> 01:22:28.480 Any one of those could work if we're trying to contain them. But we gotta decide fast. 01:22:32.400 --> 01:22:45.600 If we're going to. To try to contain them. I guess. Where are we currently in relation to the high school? Or like how many blocks are we thinking? 01:22:46.560 --> 01:22:51.800 Let me pull up a map of Fort Morgan. Exceeding my incredibly limited knowledge of this. 01:22:51.800 --> 01:22:56.160 Town, I also don't know where the zombie pen was in relation to these places. 01:22:56.160 --> 01:22:58.040 It was in the northwest corner of. 01:22:58.040 --> 01:22:58.320 Town. 01:23:02.170 --> 01:23:14.010 And I don't know where these places are. So maps loading. I think you're a fair clip though. I would imagine the high school is fairly centralized, wasn't it? No, no. 01:23:14.410 --> 01:23:15.850 Was it on the north side? 01:23:16.970 --> 01:23:30.340 It was on the far west side, wasn't it? So this is going really silly. Oh, wrong. Fort Morgan. That's an Alabama. 01:23:32.180 --> 01:23:37.700 So the church is up over here. We headed this way to get to. 01:23:41.700 --> 01:23:42.500 This is the. 01:23:44.180 --> 01:23:45.060 How far north? 01:23:47.220 --> 01:23:52.110 Like all I ever said was the northwest corner. Northwest. 01:23:52.110 --> 01:23:55.390 So that's like. Okay, that's where the. That's where the cemetery is. 01:23:55.870 --> 01:23:56.430 That's great. 01:23:56.430 --> 01:24:04.710 So that's actually the sugar bee factory. Okay, so the cemetery's here. This is the northwest side of town. 01:24:04.710 --> 01:24:06.510 Is there any chance she remembered that. 01:24:07.070 --> 01:24:08.430 She would know that basic stuff. 01:24:08.430 --> 01:24:27.690 Okay, so if we're gonna try to. If so. Okay, so if we're gonna try to get them and Mel's gonna have this conversation out later loud. If we're going to try to herd them into the sugar beet factory, I'm really fast. 01:24:28.890 --> 01:24:29.930 You are quite quick. 01:24:30.090 --> 01:24:31.370 And they're really slow. 01:24:31.770 --> 01:24:32.570 That is also a. 01:24:32.570 --> 01:24:40.130 And I could use my speed to attempt to deceive them into following me into the building. But again, this feels a little jamesy. 01:24:40.130 --> 01:24:42.010 And so I will pull a James. Damn it. 01:24:42.010 --> 01:24:43.370 I would like second opinions. 01:24:44.180 --> 01:24:44.900 Don't do it. 01:24:47.220 --> 01:24:54.500 We need to figure out what building we're gonna bring him into. We need to find an escape so we can get out. And then we need to lure him into the building. 01:24:54.820 --> 01:24:55.300 Yeah. 01:24:56.180 --> 01:24:58.420 Scranton Home Supply is also right there. 01:24:58.660 --> 01:25:00.260 That's got Windows 2, though. 01:25:00.980 --> 01:25:03.660 Yeah, but it's also got explosive shit in it. 01:25:03.660 --> 01:25:04.820 Okay, good point. 01:25:05.460 --> 01:25:08.100 I mean, either one could have explosives. 01:25:08.260 --> 01:25:09.060 What were you thinking? 01:25:09.960 --> 01:25:25.000 Well, if I have spell slots, I have a really cool spell called rope trick to get out of it. I can't do that. But if we set up some way to climb out where you can run in, climb up the rope, get out the top and pull the rope up behind you then. 01:25:25.159 --> 01:25:26.440 Or the ladder or whatever. 01:25:27.480 --> 01:26:18.940 Yeah. Okay, so to paint a picture that I have not painted until now to make this makes some sense. And this is going to tie a couple of things together. Continuity wise, it's a little fucky, but I had places on the opposite side of town from where they're actually at. Ah, we mentioned that the Catholic church was having some issues with the cemetery, which I had on the northeast corner in my brain. It is the northwest corner. So the Catholics problem and the pen are the same problem. This pen is built up around the cemetery, which is right next to the church basement. Yarn and you escaped. On the top of it is now scaffolding as per Olnok's understanding. 01:26:19.180 --> 01:26:21.820 That's what I thought it was, but I don't know. 01:26:22.300 --> 01:26:25.100 There is an elementary school right next to the cemetery as well. 01:26:25.830 --> 01:26:26.070 Great. 01:26:26.230 --> 01:26:28.790 Like right next to it. Creepy place for elementary school. 01:26:29.110 --> 01:26:29.670 Yeah. 01:26:30.310 --> 01:26:31.670 Well, we could hurt him into that. 01:26:32.390 --> 01:26:36.870 And we'll say that dirt lot behind the Catholic church is part of the pen as well. 01:26:37.430 --> 01:26:38.070 Okay. 01:26:38.630 --> 01:26:48.870 So if we could hurt him into the elementary school. I'm not thinking of like actually running into the school. I was just thinking like, if, like. Because if they're following movement, I can move. 01:26:49.030 --> 01:26:49.630 That's true. 01:26:49.630 --> 01:26:51.350 If they're just gonna go towards something. 01:26:51.350 --> 01:26:59.890 If they're only following movement, I have a spell called Silent image which can make a thing run into the building if they're only trying. 01:26:59.890 --> 01:27:03.890 So they can follow me and then the image can run into the building and I can. 01:27:04.050 --> 01:27:05.330 That would dive off. 01:27:06.690 --> 01:27:07.610 It is a little cheesy. 01:27:07.610 --> 01:27:10.689 Does that sound. Anybody else think this is a bad plan? 01:27:11.010 --> 01:27:12.210 Just don't go into the building. 01:27:12.210 --> 01:27:13.090 I was gonna go. 01:27:14.930 --> 01:27:15.490 All right. 01:27:15.490 --> 01:27:16.050 Okay. 01:27:16.370 --> 01:27:21.500 So what skill are you convincing me this deception? 01:27:21.500 --> 01:27:26.220 Because I'm going to deceive them into following me into a building I'm not going to go into. 01:27:27.180 --> 01:27:33.260 Okay, that last bit is a deception. Up until that point. It's persuasion. But that last bit is a deception. 01:27:33.260 --> 01:27:43.100 I'm also going to shout out, but Jacob, like, stay in the air, but follow me. Because if, like, something gets in a pinch, I want to be able to fly low enough that he can pick me up and we can run for it. 01:27:43.100 --> 01:27:44.260 Okay, good idea. 01:27:44.260 --> 01:27:45.390 Let's go ahead and roll that deception. 01:27:45.540 --> 01:27:46.500 Use my backup plan. 01:27:47.300 --> 01:27:48.260 Roll high, please. 01:27:48.260 --> 01:27:48.900 Roll high. 01:27:48.980 --> 01:27:53.260 You guys are currently at three wins, three losses tall. 01:27:53.260 --> 01:27:57.060 Tied up nat 20 plus seven. That's a 27. 01:27:57.220 --> 01:27:57.860 That's awesome. 01:27:59.780 --> 01:28:02.980 Successes get persuasion. 01:28:02.980 --> 01:28:03.300 Good job. 01:28:03.300 --> 01:28:03.780 Good job. 01:28:04.180 --> 01:28:08.740 Yeah, sure. You. You pass the persuasion to succeed on the deception. 01:28:09.620 --> 01:28:11.950 So you have a horde of Z zombies chasing you. 01:28:12.430 --> 01:28:17.070 Yes. And I am doing my full 90ft movement as fast as I can. 01:28:18.830 --> 01:28:21.470 Which is quite fast. They are not anywhere near as quick as you. 01:28:21.470 --> 01:28:24.430 And Jacob on the broom is not as quick as me either. 01:28:24.430 --> 01:28:26.230 He falls 30ft behind you, but he's. 01:28:26.230 --> 01:28:27.390 Going as fast as he can. 01:28:29.230 --> 01:28:31.870 Elliot. Mel's sprinting. 01:28:33.070 --> 01:28:42.040 Before Mel took off, knowing that she was going to sprint, could I use my medicine to make sure she's in as good a shape as I can? 01:28:42.040 --> 01:28:43.960 Quickly check the legs. 01:28:44.840 --> 01:28:45.720 How do you do that? 01:28:46.440 --> 01:28:50.840 If she's got any wounds or anything from the fight, I would do some quick bandaging. 01:28:51.080 --> 01:28:51.640 Okay. 01:28:52.040 --> 01:28:54.760 It's a matter of picking which one you want to bandage. 01:28:55.400 --> 01:28:57.240 And I'm handing her an energy drink. 01:28:57.560 --> 01:29:01.800 Yeah, it's mostly trying to figure out which wounds are still bleeding. 01:29:02.690 --> 01:29:03.170 21. 01:29:03.490 --> 01:29:03.970 Nice. 01:29:04.770 --> 01:29:06.770 You feel better? 01:29:07.170 --> 01:29:08.010 Cool. Thank you. 01:29:08.010 --> 01:29:12.250 Not in a hit pointy sort of way, but in aiding you in moving sort of way. 01:29:12.250 --> 01:29:12.570 Yeah. 01:29:12.570 --> 01:29:14.610 Cramp. I got the cramp massaged out. 01:29:15.090 --> 01:29:15.730 Thank you. 01:29:17.090 --> 01:29:17.890 Olnock. 01:29:19.170 --> 01:29:27.650 Okay, so I'm thinking performance. So the people that are. I moved this stuff so we can build the things. 01:29:28.010 --> 01:29:28.290 Mm. 01:29:28.290 --> 01:29:35.010 Now I'm gonna help build the things and try to keep a calm demeanor so nobody else is freaking out. That's helping me either. 01:29:35.010 --> 01:29:40.330 Commanding force that to, like, calm the panicked people and get them to actually, like, I'm acting. 01:29:40.330 --> 01:29:41.530 I'm exhausted. 01:29:41.530 --> 01:29:44.010 And pretends like they know what's going on. 01:29:44.010 --> 01:29:45.530 Everybody feels kind of like when we did. 01:29:45.530 --> 01:29:47.570 That guy knows. Okay, you could. 01:29:47.570 --> 01:29:50.330 I'm calming the shit, and that's making them not freak out. 01:29:50.330 --> 01:29:54.900 And he's got a bit of a military presence, too. Like, he's got that, like. Like, he is a commanding figure. 01:29:54.900 --> 01:29:57.300 He is good. 01:29:57.380 --> 01:29:58.020 Believable. 01:29:58.020 --> 01:29:58.500 Yeah. 01:29:58.500 --> 01:29:59.060 Go with that. 01:29:59.300 --> 01:30:02.500 That's bending performance into persuading territory. But we'll go with it. 01:30:02.500 --> 01:30:02.820 17. 01:30:03.140 --> 01:30:03.620 All right. 01:30:03.860 --> 01:30:07.860 I was gonna say you could, like, push it into intimidation. Be like the angry foreman. 01:30:08.740 --> 01:30:09.540 That's for later. 01:30:10.420 --> 01:30:13.620 He is a little intimidating. I mean, he is covered in other people's blood. 01:30:13.700 --> 01:30:14.340 That's true. 01:30:14.420 --> 01:30:15.380 He usually is. 01:30:15.860 --> 01:30:16.780 But they don't know that. 01:30:16.780 --> 01:30:17.380 They don't know. 01:30:18.100 --> 01:30:21.180 I have covered my own blood. Blood, which is way less exciting. 01:30:21.580 --> 01:30:23.260 I'm also covered in zombie saliva. 01:30:24.300 --> 01:30:25.100 All right, James. 01:30:25.660 --> 01:30:26.940 God, you freak. 01:30:27.900 --> 01:30:28.620 Thanks. 01:30:31.740 --> 01:30:32.940 I'm 90ft away. 01:30:33.180 --> 01:30:39.260 Yep. I still have good hearing, though. I was planning on doing the silent image, so can I do an arcana? 01:30:39.580 --> 01:30:41.900 Yeah, please. 01:30:41.900 --> 01:30:51.110 For the Love of God, Ro. Well, that is a 19 dropped, which is good. 01:30:51.110 --> 01:30:53.430 Apparently, your dice just did not like your first plan. 01:30:53.670 --> 01:30:54.150 Yeah. 01:30:54.230 --> 01:30:54.710 Yeah. 01:30:54.710 --> 01:30:56.910 That first Plan was a doozy. 01:30:56.910 --> 01:30:58.790 Once you pivoted, your dice are much happier. 01:30:59.430 --> 01:30:59.870 Yeah. 01:30:59.870 --> 01:31:01.030 Hey, that's not dumb. 01:31:02.310 --> 01:31:05.870 Yeah. I'm over here trying to, like, tie fishing lines. Like, oh, we're doing stuff over here. 01:31:05.870 --> 01:31:12.000 No. So you've definitely got a decent chunk. Starting to fish filter their way into this school. 01:31:13.200 --> 01:31:21.120 Cool. I just have constant people just running into the building. Bamfing them out of existence. Another group of people running into the building. 01:31:21.520 --> 01:31:24.160 There you go. Emery, we're back around to you. 01:31:24.640 --> 01:31:35.520 Okay. I'm going to go athletics and help with barricading off the areas kind of behind and around the zombies so that they can't go other directions as well. 01:31:35.920 --> 01:31:38.830 So you're trying to create a bottleneck into the door or. 01:31:39.150 --> 01:31:47.390 Yeah, basically, now that they've got kind of a direction that they're like. And I'm kind of thinking, like, zombie horde brain. They see other zombies. 01:31:47.550 --> 01:31:47.870 Yeah. 01:31:47.870 --> 01:32:04.500 They're not unlike prey, and they start following those. So as they're doing that, just kind of coming behind them, not close. I don't want to attract their attention at all and just start blocking off paths so that they can't go other directions in as easily. 01:32:04.580 --> 01:32:06.740 Okay. Gonna roll that, athletics. 01:32:06.900 --> 01:32:08.900 Yeah. Don't get their attention. That bites. 01:32:08.980 --> 01:32:16.980 I don't want to. 10. All right, you guys are carrying me on this. 01:32:16.980 --> 01:32:24.980 Unfortunately, Ulnock brought most of the supply over, so Ulnock can carry it. And you are much smaller than Ulnock. 01:32:25.700 --> 01:32:30.070 Yeah, yeah. Ulnock probably has, like, two bundles under his arms. Drops them, and Emery's like, too. 01:32:30.070 --> 01:32:32.910 I have a plus five to my athletics. I'm just rolling like dog. 01:32:33.310 --> 01:32:38.990 It's the end of a very, very long day after two wind sprints across town and. 01:32:38.990 --> 01:32:41.950 Yeah, yeah. You're not in their death experiences. 01:32:42.030 --> 01:32:52.110 No, I'm not. Mel Emery is standing near a large pile of stuff and jostling it, yanking us. Whilst you sprint away from zombies. 01:32:52.190 --> 01:32:55.410 So I have. Zombies are starting to head into the building. 01:32:55.560 --> 01:32:55.800 Building. 01:32:56.840 --> 01:33:04.920 I think if I can, I'm going to try to go around the building and start barricading any doors to the outside as I find them. 01:33:05.000 --> 01:33:06.640 Okay. What skill would you like to use. 01:33:06.640 --> 01:33:12.440 For that could I use? Would stealth make sense for that? Because I'm trying, like, I'm no longer trying to distract them. I'm trying to sneak away. 01:33:12.440 --> 01:33:13.560 Oh, you're trying to dip. Sure. 01:33:13.560 --> 01:33:13.960 Yeah. 01:33:13.960 --> 01:33:16.440 To get away from them successfully. Stealth will work. 01:33:17.560 --> 01:33:23.570 Try that, 13. 01:33:23.810 --> 01:33:48.540 Nope. Damn. So some of them peel off. I mean, some of them are. James's arcana was successful, so there's still definitely some filtering in. You just notice that a patch did not lose their focus on you. Somebody else. What did we have to count at? 01:33:50.380 --> 01:33:51.500 Eight successes? 01:33:51.500 --> 01:33:52.380 Five failures. 01:33:52.540 --> 01:33:53.020 Yep. 01:33:53.260 --> 01:33:59.900 Perfect. Just want to make sure I didn't accidentally give you two failures there. So I stopped myself before I made the check mark again. 01:33:59.900 --> 01:34:02.220 We are keeping very close watch on this one. 01:34:04.060 --> 01:34:06.060 All right, we are back to Elliot. 01:34:06.380 --> 01:34:57.210 Okay. Elliot realizes because, number one, that undead are his favorite enemy. And he realizes that the undead are very similar to cattle. And when they went into the building, he realizes that when they can't see anything, they're gonna stop and just mill around in front of the door. That's gonna make. That's not gonna make room for the rest of them. So Elliot decides that he needs to. Somebody's gotta draw him deeper into the actual building. And he notices that at the auditorium, there's a brick wall that leads up, and there's kind of one of those high windows that are more for letting light and air in. So he would like to use acrobatics to bounce beam up the wall, open the window, which is high, and then start waving and hollering to get the ones in front of the door to come deeper in to allow more in. 01:34:57.850 --> 01:34:58.930 I like that. Go for it. 01:34:58.930 --> 01:34:59.330 Okay. 01:34:59.330 --> 01:35:02.410 I love to think that Elliot's absolutely using cattle calls too. 01:35:05.060 --> 01:35:05.740 Treat them the same way. 01:35:05.740 --> 01:35:06.540 I think that's pigs. 01:35:06.540 --> 01:35:07.026 18. 01:35:07.134 --> 01:35:08.220 18. There you go. 01:35:08.220 --> 01:35:11.540 Cattle calls are usually like, move your furry ass. 01:35:12.100 --> 01:35:12.340 Yeah. 01:35:12.340 --> 01:35:12.980 Get the freaking. 01:35:14.100 --> 01:35:16.700 I could be wrong, but I think that's how cattle calls. 01:35:16.700 --> 01:35:20.500 I don't know. I've never attempted to go with a cat, a cow, to do anything. 01:35:23.380 --> 01:35:25.940 Fair olnock. Your turn again. 01:35:26.180 --> 01:35:29.160 I want to intimidate, but I don't know what scares zombies. 01:35:30.750 --> 01:35:30.990 So. 01:35:32.830 --> 01:35:38.630 Maybe. Maybe there's a townsfolk that is, like, panicking and running around like, oh, my God. There's like. 01:35:38.630 --> 01:35:40.990 I just shock that guy into shape. 01:35:41.070 --> 01:35:41.550 There you go. 01:35:41.550 --> 01:35:54.350 Let's do that. That was my other idea, but I wanted to. I wanted to push the zombies towards you, but that your plan works, so I guess I don't have to do that anymore. So, yeah, I'll get Schmuckatelli in line and scare the hell out of it. 01:35:54.840 --> 01:35:56.200 Gonna roll that intimidation. 01:35:57.080 --> 01:35:59.000 Good old intimidation footage. 01:36:00.120 --> 01:36:02.520 I would. I would roll that in the container because that was. 01:36:03.000 --> 01:36:03.720 That's totally. 01:36:04.840 --> 01:36:05.480 That's not. 01:36:05.480 --> 01:36:06.120 Oh, well. 01:36:08.200 --> 01:36:08.520 What? 01:36:08.520 --> 01:36:14.520 You're dead to me for a minute. I got all my. I got all my good ones out. It was a two. It wasn't an AT one. 01:36:14.680 --> 01:36:17.560 So we are. I Count us at nine wins, six loss. 01:36:17.640 --> 01:36:18.760 Yeah. 01:36:20.040 --> 01:36:20.520 James. 01:36:20.710 --> 01:36:20.870 Damn. 01:36:20.870 --> 01:36:21.390 That doesn't do any. 01:36:21.390 --> 01:36:22.710 That for a while. 01:36:24.150 --> 01:36:24.870 I was trying. 01:36:25.510 --> 01:36:26.550 I was trying to think. 01:36:27.430 --> 01:36:27.990 Huh? 01:36:30.230 --> 01:36:30.710 Shit. 01:36:33.030 --> 01:36:34.630 We don't have time for that right now. 01:36:34.950 --> 01:36:45.910 Yeah. Thank you. James is going number two. Well, whatever. He rolls for BM confictation. 01:36:45.990 --> 01:36:46.470 Yeah. 01:36:47.110 --> 01:36:49.350 Move the. Make it reasonable. 01:36:49.350 --> 01:36:49.870 Okay. 01:36:49.870 --> 01:36:53.510 And then you should pick your skill and just kind of make word. 01:36:55.030 --> 01:37:00.470 Could I do stealth to go around the building to start closing doors or making sure doors are locked. 01:37:02.710 --> 01:37:06.310 So stealth will allow you to get around the building successfully. 01:37:07.190 --> 01:37:14.720 So I will attempt that first. And then assuming I get around the building. Please, for the love of God, don't. James. 01:37:14.720 --> 01:37:15.040 It. 01:37:17.840 --> 01:37:18.640 It's a 16. 01:37:18.880 --> 01:37:20.400 Oh, that's a win. 01:37:20.720 --> 01:37:22.160 Barely, but it's freaking. 01:37:22.320 --> 01:37:27.280 Holy crap. Because that's a minus. That's a minus one because someone else used stealth. Right? 01:37:27.360 --> 01:37:29.120 No, you reuse it. 01:37:29.120 --> 01:37:30.080 Oh, okay, then 17. 01:37:30.160 --> 01:37:32.720 Yeah. This would be a death spiral in a hurry. 01:37:34.000 --> 01:37:36.160 Okay. God damn. 01:37:36.160 --> 01:37:37.840 Okay, no, no, you're good. 01:37:38.290 --> 01:37:40.050 Reuse skill. I use my three best skills. 01:37:40.050 --> 01:37:40.290 I. 01:37:42.690 --> 01:37:44.370 Yeah, you don't have skills. 01:37:45.250 --> 01:37:49.410 Yeah, this. Unfortunately, this part is not the part. Yeah. 01:37:49.970 --> 01:37:54.050 Emory, move heavy thing, hit thing hard. That's what I do. 01:37:58.210 --> 01:38:00.130 So here's a question. Is Sadie with us? 01:38:00.690 --> 01:38:01.650 She can be. 01:38:02.450 --> 01:38:17.710 Cuz I could go for something. Something like nature and work with Sadie and try to. Because she does druid stuff. So if we can even use some plants to create. Yeah, exactly. 01:38:17.790 --> 01:38:20.030 Yeah. Hedgerow of funneling. 01:38:20.350 --> 01:38:21.150 Yeah, yeah. 01:38:21.150 --> 01:38:22.590 Use like druid craft or something. 01:38:22.830 --> 01:38:23.510 Exactly. 01:38:23.510 --> 01:38:24.070 Yeah, yeah. 01:38:24.070 --> 01:38:24.990 Go to world nature. 01:38:28.350 --> 01:38:36.010 Fucking garbage. I. They have been under five. Every single one of them. Under five. 01:38:36.490 --> 01:38:44.970 In all fairness, Sadie didn't know she was a Druid till this morning. Was that still today? It's been a really long day. 01:38:45.130 --> 01:38:55.290 We have seven fails and I've done four of them. Let's just put it that way. You should stop letting me help. I'm going to make us lose this thing. 01:38:56.270 --> 01:39:00.150 All right, at my count, I have us at 10 wins, seven losses. 01:39:00.150 --> 01:39:04.590 Yep, yep, yep, yep. 01:39:05.070 --> 01:39:05.870 Mel's turn. 01:39:06.830 --> 01:39:13.790 Mel is going to try to use her acrobatics. Wait, how many stories is the elementary school? 01:39:16.830 --> 01:39:20.390 The auditorium's tall. Yeah, the school itself is probably one story. 01:39:20.390 --> 01:39:26.960 Okay, Mel's gonna use her acrobatic addicts to try to climb up on the roof to get away from the zombies that are following her. 01:39:26.960 --> 01:39:27.840 Cool. Go for it. 01:39:38.480 --> 01:39:38.880 12. 01:39:40.160 --> 01:39:40.840 Oh, no. 01:39:40.840 --> 01:39:41.360 Hey. 01:39:41.760 --> 01:39:42.480 Oh, no. 01:39:43.520 --> 01:39:43.920 If. 01:39:43.920 --> 01:39:49.850 Since Jacob's there, can Jacob give her advantage on this one? If that's his one contribution. 01:39:50.010 --> 01:39:53.450 I mean, it is true. I did ask him to follow to help me. 01:39:54.090 --> 01:39:54.490 Sure. 01:39:56.810 --> 01:40:01.210 Thank you. Twelve. 01:40:01.610 --> 01:40:02.490 Oh, my God. 01:40:03.050 --> 01:40:04.450 No, I did worse. 01:40:04.450 --> 01:40:05.610 I mean, yeah, of course he can. 01:40:06.490 --> 01:40:11.650 You know, it turns out that that extra running, he was still a little too far away. So he sees me slip. 01:40:11.650 --> 01:40:12.330 Yeah, he's coming. 01:40:12.490 --> 01:40:15.570 Yeah, he sees me slip. And you hear, I'm coming, Mel, I'm coming. 01:40:16.440 --> 01:40:19.200 But 90ft of movement's hard to fucking keep up with. 01:40:19.200 --> 01:40:27.800 Yes. Yes. Well, I think I stopped running so far when I was sneaking. I'm just not sneaky. I probably am leaving a trail. Blood spore. 01:40:27.880 --> 01:40:30.280 Like, that's funny. 01:40:30.280 --> 01:40:35.520 He's leaving the blood spore. Your blood spill. Yeah, he's got the blood spill. 01:40:35.520 --> 01:40:37.560 I'm just dribbling slightly everywhere I go. 01:40:37.640 --> 01:40:45.580 That'd be funny from Jacob's perspective because it would be like, okay, Jacob, come with, help me out. And then you just take off. And he's like, okay, okay, sure. 01:40:46.380 --> 01:40:47.460 Sure thing, Mel. 01:40:47.460 --> 01:40:51.180 I'll be there someday, Elliot. 01:40:52.060 --> 01:41:14.410 Okay. After Elliot sees that they're coming in much better and it's clearing the door, he's gonna hop down and he realizes that the door in front of him doesn't look like it's securely latched. So he's gonna grab to Hank a rope out of his pocket and try to very quickly, quickly uses survival to tie it closed. 01:41:14.570 --> 01:41:15.130 Perfect. 01:41:18.330 --> 01:41:20.570 Shake, shake, shake. Yes. 01:41:21.370 --> 01:41:22.090 21. 01:41:22.250 --> 01:41:50.660 There you go. Much needed. W. And yeah. Not only do you see that that door is not firmly closed, but you realize that this is a small town school. There's several doors that probably weren't locked. So you're able to start actually closing doors. Despite its name being Columbine. This is a small town. 01:41:50.660 --> 01:41:51.940 Columbine elementary School. 01:41:51.940 --> 01:41:52.500 Yep. 01:41:52.740 --> 01:41:53.860 That's unfortunate. 01:41:54.100 --> 01:41:56.740 Not that Columbine, but it is a call. 01:41:57.940 --> 01:42:04.720 All right, Olnock, we're back to you. You are now for a fresh count for. For you. 11 wins, 8 losses. 01:42:04.720 --> 01:42:11.520 Not looking great. I did see Elliot's tally over here or Jeremy or whatever the same person. 01:42:13.600 --> 01:42:14.640 Camo lad. 01:42:14.880 --> 01:42:15.360 Yeah. 01:42:16.880 --> 01:42:18.720 Also known as the floating headphones. 01:42:19.840 --> 01:42:20.360 All right. 01:42:20.360 --> 01:42:21.520 Can't see anything else. 01:42:21.920 --> 01:42:24.640 You are looking very in character at the moment. 01:42:27.210 --> 01:42:30.490 We're going to go with another athletics check. That's going to be a plus five instead of a plus six. 01:42:30.730 --> 01:42:31.290 Okay. 01:42:32.250 --> 01:42:36.650 And we're do the same thing that we did the first time. We're going to get more stuff to build more barricade. 01:42:36.650 --> 01:42:37.210 Okay. 01:42:41.210 --> 01:42:42.090 Fucking 15. 01:42:42.410 --> 01:42:49.690 That hits it. If it meets it beats. All right, James. 01:42:50.650 --> 01:42:51.610 Hi. That's me. 01:42:51.690 --> 01:42:52.250 It is. 01:42:53.530 --> 01:42:58.410 So I was. I successfully made it around the building. I would like to do exactly what Elliot was doing and check doors. 01:42:58.490 --> 01:43:02.090 Perfect. What skill are you utilizing? I would say survival. 01:43:02.730 --> 01:43:12.090 Yeah, I was gonna say. I was gonna say perception. To wedge into the doors and stuff. That's a natural 20. 01:43:12.650 --> 01:43:18.490 So 26 wins. One more win, two more losses. 01:43:18.650 --> 01:43:19.450 Oh, my God. 01:43:19.450 --> 01:43:20.090 It's your turn. 01:43:23.400 --> 01:43:25.000 Why'd you have to set him up like that? 01:43:25.000 --> 01:43:25.640 What? Success. 01:43:26.520 --> 01:43:28.600 You're gonna get a success this time. 01:43:28.600 --> 01:43:29.520 Everyone, all of the. 01:43:29.520 --> 01:43:31.640 All of the positive energy over that way. 01:43:31.880 --> 01:43:35.640 This will be your Nat20. I really believe in you, and I'm. 01:43:35.640 --> 01:43:40.920 Just gonna throw this out there now. So the karma dice don't. Karma. NAT ones are not two failures. 01:43:41.320 --> 01:43:42.040 Thank God. 01:43:43.400 --> 01:43:44.600 That would be heartbreaking. 01:43:44.760 --> 01:44:08.200 All right, so I want to make an argument here to you use my spellcasting ability. I am out of spell slots. The last thing I have left is my Tides of Chaos ability. That gives me an advantage on one ability check or whatever. I just want to, like, pull on the last of whatever I have left. 01:44:08.440 --> 01:44:09.080 Okay. 01:44:09.240 --> 01:44:11.160 And do some kind of magical. 01:44:11.960 --> 01:44:16.200 So you're rolling an arcana check. You're hoping to use your Tides of Chaos. 01:44:16.280 --> 01:44:25.470 I'm hoping to use to give you advantage casting. I'll do arcana if that's what you rule. I'm worse at arcana. But my spell. It's a plus three for my spell casting modifier. 01:44:25.550 --> 01:44:27.070 Okay. Yeah, that's fine. 01:44:27.710 --> 01:44:30.510 My arcana is a plus one. It's not that big of a difference. 01:44:30.990 --> 01:44:35.070 Don't Tides of Chaos trigger a wow magic? 01:44:36.670 --> 01:44:38.710 But I am absolutely on board with. 01:44:38.710 --> 01:44:43.550 That part of why I'm even making the argument in the first place. 01:44:44.520 --> 01:44:49.000 Oh, by trigger, you mean she effectively rolls a NAT one and it shoots off? 01:44:49.160 --> 01:44:49.720 You can. 01:44:49.880 --> 01:44:50.920 If I remember right. 01:44:50.920 --> 01:44:52.760 Yeah, you use the power. 01:44:52.760 --> 01:44:55.320 You can have me roll on the magic surge table after. 01:44:55.400 --> 01:44:59.480 Yeah, Okay, I am going to do that after you roll your thing. 01:45:00.440 --> 01:45:05.120 This is, like, the full, like, last everything I have. 01:45:05.120 --> 01:45:05.880 Final push. 01:45:06.360 --> 01:45:11.670 Most of the zombies have made it into the school. I'm trying to fucking blow him up. 01:45:12.390 --> 01:45:14.230 I'm on the other side of the building from you. 01:45:15.110 --> 01:45:15.550 Yes. 01:45:15.550 --> 01:45:17.030 Okay, cool. Then I'm on board. 01:45:18.230 --> 01:45:19.590 Come on, describe it. Good. 01:45:21.430 --> 01:45:21.950 Okay. 01:45:21.950 --> 01:45:23.030 Needs a new pair of shoes. 01:45:24.950 --> 01:45:27.110 Roll the spells. 01:45:27.270 --> 01:45:29.030 Roll the. The check first. 01:45:31.990 --> 01:45:32.870 I did bad. 01:45:34.230 --> 01:45:35.310 You get advantage on it. 01:45:35.310 --> 01:45:37.110 You have advantage because you did the Titan Chaos. 01:45:37.220 --> 01:45:38.580 I even rolled my fancy dice. 01:45:40.740 --> 01:45:41.860 Oh, my God. 01:45:42.900 --> 01:45:43.780 I haven't. 01:45:43.780 --> 01:45:44.660 I'm serious. 01:45:44.660 --> 01:45:47.140 My s. I haven't rolled above a fucking five. 01:45:47.780 --> 01:45:53.179 No pressure on three and a half here, but let's see. What your wild magic search does. 01:45:53.179 --> 01:45:53.860 Oh, no. 01:45:54.100 --> 01:45:56.940 Cuz there is a slim chance you could give somebody like, advantage or something. 01:45:56.940 --> 01:46:03.360 Am I anywhere near Emery? Like, I feel like I've been target the target of her wild badges 79 lately. 01:46:03.600 --> 01:46:04.800 N. That sounds. 01:46:05.680 --> 01:46:06.240 That was. 01:46:08.240 --> 01:46:12.400 Okay. This is minor. Weird, but minor. 01:46:13.520 --> 01:46:14.640 Add it to the list. 01:46:17.360 --> 01:46:21.440 So you are channeling everything you have. 01:46:21.440 --> 01:46:21.920 Yeah. 01:46:21.920 --> 01:46:38.090 Hoping to bend to do something. Reality to aid. And a circle appears above your head, not unlike the portals that you've been hopping through. 01:46:38.490 --> 01:46:38.850 Uh. 01:46:38.850 --> 01:46:41.370 Oh yeah, that doesn't sound great. 01:46:41.370 --> 01:46:52.330 And out of this portal comes a series of small birds who begin circling your head, twittering loudly. 01:46:53.210 --> 01:46:53.610 Good. 01:46:54.010 --> 01:46:55.130 And the portal closes. 01:46:55.930 --> 01:46:57.850 You pushed yourself so hard. You're seeing birds. 01:46:57.850 --> 01:46:58.410 I am. 01:46:58.650 --> 01:47:07.450 It does not stay the duration. You have small birds circling your head for a while. For an amount of time. We'll decide later. 01:47:08.890 --> 01:47:26.790 I think every does have a moment because like, she is pushing everything magically that she has into this last ditch effort. And she has a moment where like that amount of like magical effort has drained her so, so thoroughly that she does think that that is like a cartoon. I am not feeling so well. 01:47:28.390 --> 01:47:36.710 I feel like Sadie looks at one of the birds and like holds her hand up and does the whole Snow White thing because she's druid. She's like, oh, these are cute. 01:47:37.510 --> 01:47:40.390 It absolutely lands and starts singing. Birdsong. 01:47:42.470 --> 01:47:43.750 Having a little chat with it. 01:47:43.750 --> 01:47:46.950 Mel, you are making the final skill check one way or another. 01:47:47.550 --> 01:47:47.870 Okay. 01:47:47.870 --> 01:47:49.870 It all comes down to you. 01:47:49.950 --> 01:47:52.190 All right. I love the positive energy that way. 01:47:52.670 --> 01:48:20.760 Okay. So I in having failed to successfully get on the roof because. Ow. Mel is going to try to use sleight of hand to like hide herself behind something else so the zombies can't see her. Like, I'm not gonna go in the building. Not suicidal, but if there's a bush or a bollard or. 01:48:21.000 --> 01:48:26.440 That is kind of stealth by definition, trying to hide from a thing. 01:48:27.080 --> 01:48:29.640 There could be like a school trash can. You could just jump into the trash. 01:48:29.640 --> 01:48:29.840 Okay. 01:48:29.840 --> 01:48:30.000 No. 01:48:30.000 --> 01:48:38.360 I'll sleight of hand it by taking one of my rocks and like throwing it away from me in hopes that I'll make them think that like I went off behind and then I'm gonna hide behind. 01:48:39.160 --> 01:48:42.040 That totally worked for me the last time I did something stupid like this. 01:48:42.840 --> 01:48:44.120 Mal didn't see any of that. 01:48:44.200 --> 01:48:44.600 Fair. 01:48:45.720 --> 01:48:47.480 She just heard the tirade. You came after. 01:48:47.480 --> 01:48:57.320 Yep. All right. We could. We could try this. This is getting closer and closer to James territory by the. 01:48:57.320 --> 01:48:59.080 We're doing a lot of dumps. Yeah. 01:48:59.080 --> 01:48:59.560 I know. 01:49:01.080 --> 01:49:02.680 By the. By the. By the second. 01:49:02.680 --> 01:49:09.890 Yeah, yeah, I know. I mean, I plan on continuing to run away. I'm just trying to like throw him off the set. 01:49:09.890 --> 01:49:10.610 So was I. 01:49:11.330 --> 01:49:12.370 That was the attempt. 01:49:12.370 --> 01:49:13.650 I'm faster than you. 01:49:13.890 --> 01:49:14.770 Y. Yep. 01:49:17.490 --> 01:49:19.250 That is going to be a dirty 20. 01:49:19.490 --> 01:49:20.130 Thank you. 01:49:20.530 --> 01:49:24.770 Jesus Christ. The tension on that rad success. Ha. 01:49:25.410 --> 01:49:27.330 Yes. But I'm better at it than you. 01:49:27.890 --> 01:49:29.250 Okay. Okay. 01:49:31.490 --> 01:49:43.230 All right. So this was a successful skill check. You guys are able to funnel a fair bit into the school. 01:49:43.550 --> 01:49:45.310 Yeah, we counted that. That was. 01:49:45.870 --> 01:49:46.350 Yeah. 01:49:52.990 --> 01:51:20.100 Thankfully, with Elliot and James checking around the perimeter, you guys are able to find pretty much all the open windows. You finally. People see that this is working and you finally start getting some folks to come in and help. So you get a decent. I mean, this is pretty rock shot and pretty. Pretty rough, but you get an okay level of security on the perimeter of this school and the final little wave trickles in. You guys are able to slam the doors closed behind them. You didn't take care of the entire horde system single handedly, but you took care of the wave that was running most your directionally. After a while, once you know this is secure, you're able to kind of look around and you see that the other groups have accomplished similar outcomes. The horde, there's some still. There's definitely stragglers. Like, not every single zombie has been contained. But Fort Morgan is no longer looking at the most immediate zombie apocalypse it's ever had. The tree ant is still wandering the streets. A couple of giant frogs are hopping down. Down Main. The town is fundamentally a different place than it was at the start of the day. But you guys were able to tackle the escape gaped horde. 01:51:23.140 --> 01:51:24.500 Echo episode. 01:51:24.500 --> 01:51:24.980 Yes. 01:51:27.380 --> 01:51:28.580 Who's up for a nap? 01:51:29.060 --> 01:51:29.540 Yo? 01:51:29.540 --> 01:51:32.020 Oh, God, dude, I am so tired. 01:51:32.020 --> 01:51:33.860 I am done, dude. 01:51:34.260 --> 01:51:43.300 Everybody, like, stands there, like, stares at the birds and sways for a second. Then she just sits down like, yeah, that's it. 01:51:44.260 --> 01:51:45.550 I'm sorry. Seeing birds. 01:51:47.150 --> 01:51:49.870 She doesn't. She no longer knows if she's hallucinating. 01:51:49.870 --> 01:51:53.710 That you sit down and the birds land on your shoulders. 01:51:54.830 --> 01:52:03.070 Yes. That was a pink toad that was hopping down main street. We're not hallucinating that. Unless we're now having group hallucinations, which I will. 01:52:04.270 --> 01:52:04.790 Could be. 01:52:04.790 --> 01:52:05.350 It could be. 01:52:05.350 --> 01:52:09.710 Isn't that what group therapy's for? For group hallucinations? 01:52:10.190 --> 01:52:14.280 I feel like if we went into group therapy together, our therapist would need therapy. 01:52:17.480 --> 01:52:20.760 I'm pretty sure if we attempted therapy, they just toss us into a psych ward. 01:52:35.000 --> 01:54:29.650 Theater of the Mind Presents Retribution is Amanda Arfston as Mel Kelly, Jeremy Arston as Elliot Brandybane, Michael Burnell as Ulnock Vargar Johnson, Michael Downes as James o' Brien Casey Weingarten as Emory Lee and myself Mike Schock as your Dungeon Master. We release episodes once per fortnite, so our next episode will drop on July 6, which means you'll hopefully be listening and not have maimed yourself in a tragic but epic fireworks incident. Don't be the idiot that ends up in the news this year for starting a wildfire. Please. If you want to follow us, our social media and website can be found in our link tree, which can be found in the podcast description. 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I was thinking and I couldn't get quite get there. Normally my answer is cast magic at ship but that's not what we're doing. 01:55:04.060 --> 01:55:05.500 I think you're empty anyway, aren't you? 01:55:05.500 --> 01:55:07.300 I am. Basically. I've got cantrips. 01:55:07.300 --> 01:55:08.700 I badly need to use the bathroom. 01:55:12.540 --> 01:55:16.150 Sorry guys, your hold just sick. 01:55:16.310 --> 01:55:16.870 Yeah. 01:55:21.750 --> 01:55:22.310 Okay. 01:55:26.630 --> 01:55:32.070 It's not bad timing because I also like my brain just completely like white screened. 01:55:34.950 --> 01:55:42.060 No worries. That's what the magic of editing is for. Yeah, you're gonna sound real odd when this episode comes out. 01:55:42.060 --> 01:55:43.020 I totally am. 01:55:43.740 --> 01:55:45.420 Unless you sh on the spot. 01:55:45.420 --> 01:55:46.140 Threw me over. 01:55:49.260 --> 01:55:52.060 Nobody wants to listen to players thinking. 01:55:52.700 --> 01:55:53.660 No, it's going to be a lot. 01:55:53.660 --> 01:55:57.100 Of I'm going to be spending this long thinking but I'm coming up blank. 01:55:57.340 --> 01:56:14.890 Out of the sake of fairness I left or I put my up introducing the last episode on at the end where I read the question not only the wrong question, but incorrectly accidentally asked what was the biggest? Is that a biggest? 01:56:15.690 --> 01:56:16.330 Biggest. 01:56:17.770 --> 01:56:21.290 Plus, we've pretty much left in every time Brunel needs to use the restroom. 01:56:21.930 --> 01:56:22.970 They're just funny. 01:56:23.130 --> 01:56:29.850 Yeah, I gotta be. I still love thee. I've gotta find a better way to end these episodes.