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This is w o r y, anxiety.

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Radio, broadcasting live from right behind you.

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I'm Nina. He's the guy. And this is your morning wake up call.

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Playing all the latest hits sped up to a heart thudding 200 beats per minute.

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We've got hits so new they'll make you think you're already old and out.

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Of touch, no matter your age.

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The grave yawns beneath you, old timer.

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One slip and you're going down.

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The children will not remember you kindly.

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When they inherit the world.

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Plus all the timeless classics that keep.

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You up at night.

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We are anxiety radio, the most intrusive thoughts.

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Commercial free all day, every day.

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Coming up next, an embarrassing thing you did when you were twelve.

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You didnt know any better. But that doesnt matter now, does it?

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An embarrassing thing you did when you were 13.

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It probably involved puberty.

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That time you did something bad.

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Not killed a person bad, just regular bad. The person you did it to may.

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Have forgotten, but you never will.

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And what if they didn't? What if they've been nursing a grudge this whole time?

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What if they told their therapist about you?

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The gnawing fear that you may never.

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Live up to your potential.

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Hey, why are you listening to the.

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Radio instead of working on your magnum opus?

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Or maybe you've already exceeded your potential and it's only a matter of time.

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Until everyone realizes what a fraud you've always been.

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Are you even good enough to have imposter syndrome?

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Did you leave the stove on?

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Is your house filling up with gas?

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Do you remember locking the door when you left this morning?

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Or was that yesterday?

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And did you send any emails today?

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Are you positive you sent them to the right people?

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It is so easy to reply all by accident.

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Maybe it would be safer just to double check.

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All that and more coming up this hour.

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But 1st 30 uninterrupted minutes of radioactive by imagine dragons.

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That cracks me up every time.

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Bow bow bow bow bow bow bow bow.