WEBVTT 00:08.360 --> 00:16.085 Theater of the Mind podcasts are not suitable for all ages. Content warnings can be found in the audio description. Listener discretion is advised. 00:20.625 --> 00:36.945 Welcome to Theater of the mind, episode number 28. I'm Mike and I'm your dungeon master for this evening. Tonight's question from the ultimate RPG Campfire card deck by James D'Amato. What monster would you love to keep as an unconventional pet and why? 00:37.965 --> 00:58.145 My name's Amanda and I am playing Mel Kelly. So when we were talking to the elves back at Elliot Smell heard about this creature called a homunculus. It's like a cross between an Ewok and one of those little things from Gremlins before they got all evil and everything. And they're really freaking cute and she wants one as a pet. 01:00.555 --> 01:05.707 I'm Jeremy. I'm playing Elliot Brandybane. And I was gonna pick a muonculus 2. 01:05.891 --> 01:06.851 I beat you up. 01:06.963 --> 01:13.375 Because they're that you can communicate with them without talking, and they're telepathic and that's really cool. 01:14.155 --> 01:17.655 They're cute. Most importantly, they're cute. 01:20.035 --> 01:36.825 Hi, I'm Brunel. I'm playing Olnack Vaga Johnson. And there's only one answer, honestly, in my opinion, and I want a dragon. I don't really care that it's gonna get massive. I don't care. I want a cute baby dragon. And then when it gets all big and scary, I want it to eat my enemies. 01:40.125 --> 01:41.549 We're just riding on coattails. 01:41.597 --> 01:43.613 And hopefully not me. 01:43.789 --> 01:48.853 Yeah, you can't have that answer too. That's my answer. Stop it. I go last. 01:48.909 --> 01:51.693 There's only two monsters worth having, apparently. 01:51.749 --> 01:53.265 Homunculus and dragons. 01:53.925 --> 01:57.821 I'll change my answer, but that's the one I want the most. And that was the question. 01:57.853 --> 02:00.521 You know, Mel would settle for a fairy dragon. 02:00.593 --> 02:01.161 There you go. 02:01.233 --> 02:04.845 It's the best of both worlds. It's cute and it's a dragon fair. 02:06.465 --> 02:27.857 Oh, yes, I'm downes. I'm playing James O'Brien. And my personal downs answer is a dragon. Because can you imagine that in the middle of winter you have this baby dragon as a lap dog. You just petting a dragon, just nice and warm. James, answer probably out of the things we've seen so far would probably be one of the hands. 02:28.041 --> 02:31.585 Oh, you want to think you wearing, like, the thing. 02:32.325 --> 02:37.525 Yep. Because that would just be so much fun, you know, like surprise pocket hand. 02:37.605 --> 02:37.917 Right. 02:37.981 --> 02:40.061 That's what mage hand is for, right? 02:40.133 --> 02:41.885 That's true. No, no. You have a magic hand. 02:41.925 --> 02:46.645 Have you guys ever seen those cartoons with like the hands are dancing with each other. I can do that with mage hand and the hand. 02:46.725 --> 02:47.345 See. 02:47.925 --> 02:48.705 Yeah. 02:50.085 --> 02:51.789 Seeing in Aladdin with the genie. 02:51.957 --> 02:53.741 Yeah. Spy Kid shit. 02:53.813 --> 02:54.425 Yeah. 02:55.165 --> 03:16.995 I'm Casey and I play Emery Lee. And both in character and out of character, the answer is dragon. It's useful for someone who does metal sculpture to have a thing that makes fire. And I have always been a dragon person. I fucking love dragons and I have always wanted one. There's nothing cooler than a dragon riding book. Nothing. 03:18.135 --> 03:21.455 I also want to ride my dragon. Yeah, 100%. 03:21.615 --> 03:22.903 But would you train your. 03:23.079 --> 03:23.895 I would try. 03:23.975 --> 03:24.391 How would you? 03:24.423 --> 03:30.135 Really hard. Like the movie. I'd give him a fish and then he'd be my bestie forever. 03:30.215 --> 03:31.727 So you're going to treat him like a cat? 03:31.791 --> 03:32.361 Yes. 03:32.503 --> 03:35.229 Good luck with that. It worked in the movie. 03:35.357 --> 03:35.717 Yes. 03:35.781 --> 03:36.381 Therefore it's true. 03:36.413 --> 03:38.325 Everything that happens in the movies works. 03:38.405 --> 03:39.693 It does all the time. 03:39.749 --> 03:41.585 Because in the movie's dream works. 03:42.605 --> 03:48.265 I think a follow up goddamn damn follow up answer would be blink dog. 03:48.645 --> 03:49.945 Ooh, that'd be. 03:50.685 --> 03:53.285 You think you have problems keeping your dog in the yard? 03:53.365 --> 03:54.389 Yeah. Just imagine. 03:54.477 --> 03:57.837 Now listen, no one can keep it from me, but. 03:57.861 --> 04:04.017 No, but just imagine like you go to the bathroom and you're like, I just need five minutes. And all of a sudden the dog's in the bathroom. 04:04.181 --> 04:05.885 You take a shower. Blink dog. 04:06.585 --> 04:08.817 I want my dog to be a blink dog. 04:08.881 --> 04:09.393 There you go. 04:09.449 --> 04:10.465 I don't know what that means. 04:10.545 --> 04:11.521 Dog that teleports. 04:11.593 --> 04:13.945 Oh, cool. That's cool. 04:14.105 --> 04:15.489 And I just love dogs. 04:15.537 --> 04:25.049 So my fallback answer, because it's the only other creature I know would be an owlbear. Just because I think that would be badass as fuck. Except for it would probably almost certainly kill me. Dead. 04:25.177 --> 04:25.465 Dead. 04:25.505 --> 04:25.793 Dead. 04:25.849 --> 04:26.617 Super dead. 04:26.761 --> 04:28.497 But fun until I'm dead. 04:28.601 --> 04:30.209 I did consider flumphs. 04:30.337 --> 04:33.305 Yeah, that's UBM's answer is a flump. Hold on. I want a flump. 04:33.385 --> 04:36.565 I need to read more Dungeons and Dragons books. 04:37.345 --> 04:39.433 You gotta play more games under dark. 04:39.529 --> 04:40.697 That's really what it is. 04:40.761 --> 04:43.545 Air jellyfish. Oh. 04:43.665 --> 04:45.593 That speaks to you in an image. 04:45.649 --> 04:46.281 Your brains. 04:46.393 --> 04:51.401 What are the ones that like in the movie, that feed off of like intellectual intellect? Yeah. 04:51.513 --> 04:52.497 Oh, the brain dogs. 04:52.561 --> 04:55.273 Those guys. Yeah, those guys are. 04:55.329 --> 04:58.053 We fought those and they're not fun. 04:58.249 --> 05:00.345 Now that we've been thoroughly derailed. I'm sorry. 05:00.965 --> 05:06.981 Let's go ahead and roll. For recap, we'll go closest to 10. Where's my D20? 05:07.068 --> 05:08.298 Where are you? 05:08.385 --> 05:08.781 15. 05:08.893 --> 05:09.701 It's on your dinosaur. 05:09.733 --> 05:11.917 I know, but I Don't want to roll the dinosaur one right now. 05:11.981 --> 05:13.745 I don't want to roll the dinosaur. 05:14.925 --> 05:15.781 Closest to what? 05:15.853 --> 05:19.754 10. 10 that we rolled? No, I rolled a 2. 05:19.833 --> 05:21.330 I get a 16. 05:21.409 --> 05:21.724 12. 05:21.803 --> 05:22.906 12 takes it. 05:22.985 --> 05:28.045 Because I had a 15 and a 1. I got 15. Yep. 05:28.345 --> 05:29.085 One. 05:29.505 --> 05:35.657 I don't remember what happened at all. So I heard briefly that we. 05:35.761 --> 05:36.405 We. 05:36.745 --> 05:41.241 We. We were with this farmer guy in Kremling, right? No, it was a lady. 05:41.313 --> 05:51.237 No. Okay, you know what, I'll just roll. This hurts. Okay. So we arrived in Kremling and it's. 05:51.261 --> 05:55.597 Been two months and if only I posted those episodes so everybody could listen to them. 05:55.741 --> 05:57.581 Brian mastered the other ones. 05:57.693 --> 06:11.629 Anyway, so we arrived in Kremling and basically they've kind of got a border guard who we chatted with and fortunately for us, they are familiar with the undead and they've been working on fighting off the undead. 06:11.717 --> 06:13.045 And we didn't kill him this time. 06:13.125 --> 06:13.733 No, we're not. 06:13.749 --> 06:14.437 Immediately. 06:14.541 --> 06:38.225 Yeah, we did some bartering for favors basically. And currently Emery and James are working in a blacksmith shop whilst keeping one eye on Jeff and Jacob and Olnock. Elliot and Mel have gone to the blacksmith's ranch farm in order to get him some supplies that he left behind. And we just heard something and he. 06:38.265 --> 06:40.625 Saw a dark fast thing in the window. 06:40.705 --> 06:45.809 Yes, we heard something and saw a dark fast thing in the window. And now we are investigating with impunity. 06:45.897 --> 06:49.061 And we rolled initiative and I rolled well. And I'm still last. 06:49.193 --> 06:52.021 You look confused. Am I wrong? 06:52.093 --> 06:54.685 Nope. You guys are great. You guys are doing awesome. 06:54.805 --> 06:55.605 Uh oh. 06:55.765 --> 06:57.509 Is your map all fucked up? What's going on? 06:57.557 --> 06:58.869 Did I have the wrong episode? 06:58.917 --> 07:01.145 I lost the map. I don't know where you're at. 07:01.845 --> 07:03.665 How much is that picture? 07:04.165 --> 07:05.505 Okay, there you are. Go. 07:07.405 --> 07:08.333 It looks like this probably. 07:08.349 --> 07:10.465 Is there a door right here? Yep, there it is. Go. 07:11.925 --> 07:13.725 The map is procedurally generated. 07:13.805 --> 07:14.425 Right. 07:15.245 --> 07:18.413 Procedure by the procedure is whatever is needed. 07:18.469 --> 07:19.021 Next. 07:19.173 --> 07:19.413 That's. 07:19.429 --> 07:23.585 It's the Matrix kinda picture. 07:23.625 --> 07:24.721 A door. I know. 07:24.753 --> 07:26.305 KU I know. 07:26.345 --> 07:29.113 K restored everything back to a tree. 07:29.169 --> 07:36.365 Oh. If you want to know exactly, Mel heard a door slam in the house. And I think she drew her sword and said, guys, I heard a thing. 07:36.865 --> 07:40.009 That would be my response to is draw a sword, then alert everyone else. 07:40.097 --> 07:40.929 Pretty much, yeah. 07:41.057 --> 07:52.211 Yes. No, you guys were all up at the door. Everybody. Elliot's the one who saw the thing. So a little tiny bit of retconning because I now have a map that I did not have when this started. 07:52.363 --> 07:53.135 Okay. 07:56.035 --> 08:00.615 The windows are all boarded up. You Guys were looking through the cracked open door. 08:00.915 --> 08:02.979 What side of the house is the door on? 08:03.147 --> 08:03.883 South. 08:04.059 --> 08:07.867 Why would he have boarded up the windows on his house before he went to town? 08:07.971 --> 08:10.495 It looks like the door might have been broken open also. 08:11.275 --> 08:13.809 I'm just saying. Does anybody else think that's, that's weird. 08:13.857 --> 08:16.321 The first thing you do in a zombie apocalypse is board up your window? 08:16.393 --> 08:19.441 No. You leave town, Remember, you run a lot. 08:19.513 --> 08:23.233 Because that's the first rule of zombie life, is to have good cardio. 08:23.409 --> 08:26.273 Sorry, I thought it was to be faster than cardio. 08:26.329 --> 08:30.257 Yes, that's rule number one. And then rule number two, I think was always double tap. 08:30.321 --> 08:30.793 Yep. 08:30.889 --> 08:33.805 And I think double tap came up more than once. 08:34.985 --> 08:37.329 And also obliterate every bathroom that you see. 08:37.377 --> 08:37.697 Yes. 08:37.761 --> 08:39.001 Yep. You guys are following that. 08:39.033 --> 08:40.765 Blow things up with fire. Yeah. 08:41.835 --> 08:43.975 Oh, I miss killing things with fire. 08:44.515 --> 08:46.099 Yeah, you don't get to do that anymore. 08:46.187 --> 08:49.375 So what we're going to need to do is just be lighter and hairspray. 08:50.035 --> 08:54.315 So to help paint the picture because again, I didn't have anything pulled up last time. 08:54.355 --> 08:55.083 That works too. 08:55.179 --> 08:56.655 Says the voice of experience. 08:57.515 --> 09:08.975 I one time came, walked across my farm and found some people with bug spray and a lighter torching pallets. I was like, what the hell are you guys doing? They're like, we're killing some spiders. I'm like, all right, carry on. 09:09.715 --> 09:11.851 All right, work is valid. Carry on. 09:11.923 --> 09:15.695 You look like you know what you're doing. Don't burn anything down. Bye. 09:17.355 --> 11:11.915 So to paint a picture of the property that you guys, the trio has been on, this particular ranch has a total of six buildings. The two most southerly buildings are large garages running north south. They're longer than they are wide. They clearly have tractors, implements, things of that nature in here. Directly north of that, you see a building about half the size of the garages. It is running east west and you're not really sure what's in it. No real good windows, just a vaguely storage shed type thing. Pretty good size still. But directly north of that is a small garage that's running north south with a 45 degree bend at the halfway mark. Due east of all of this is a barn. Due west is the house that you guys are standing in front of. The house is pretty good sized. It's a two story tall building with very, very worn wooden siding on the outside. Like I said, all of the windows have been boarded up on the ground floor. The door is standing cracked open. It's not open, but it's ajar. And Elliot seems like you were the one who was looking in. What you see is that basically the only light is coming in from the front door being cracked open. In that light you're able to see, you know, it's dusty, there's a lot of motes of dust floating in the air. You see plenty of outdated but comfortable looking furniture. Well, worn recliners, overstuffed couches. And due to its pretty open floor plan, you can see straight to the kitchen from this angle of light. 11:13.455 --> 11:17.955 Can I get a guess how far is the kitchen? How big is the room to the kitchen? 11:23.465 --> 13:16.301 The room that you're looking into is about 30ft across. And the kitchen is kind of kick cornered. The door itself is pretty much dead center of the, of the southerly wall. And the kitchen occupies what would be the northeast corner. The kitchen itself is also 30 across and 15, so 15 further from you to the back wall and 30 from east to west. You can also tell that there is directly across from you a room. You can see a door. You can't really see in it. And there is another room to the west of that. And it seems, I believe, you are trying to draw a map. The Overall structure is 65ft from east to west total. The living room furniture occupies the southeast corner. There's a nice little fireplace that's out with the where the recliners and couch are. There's a little area rug. The majority of it is just wood flooring. And you see that it clearly transitions to tile in the kitchen. And the thing that really draws your attention more than any of this, but doesn't paint a good map is the large shadow looking entity, dark humanoid creature standing in the threshold to the kitchen from the living room with burning red eyes staring daggers back at you. She's staring at me. 13:16.453 --> 13:19.381 You know what, that's good enough for Elliot to take a shot at it. 13:19.493 --> 13:20.225 Okay. 13:21.325 --> 13:22.605 Don't love that. 13:22.765 --> 13:23.525 Send it. 13:23.605 --> 13:24.421 Yep. 13:24.613 --> 13:27.605 All right, go ahead and try to do that. 13:27.725 --> 13:32.823 All right. So because of my sharpshooter feet, he doesn't get cover for it. 13:32.879 --> 13:39.983 Okay. There's nothing to block him either. Anyway, it's a open transition, so I. 13:39.999 --> 13:42.475 Got to get dice ready. Okay, first shot. 13:44.815 --> 13:47.567 And it's the first round of combat. So you get extra too, don't you? 13:47.631 --> 13:49.423 Yeah, yeah, I do. 13:49.479 --> 13:50.799 I get extra for everything. 13:50.887 --> 14:02.405 Extra shots. I'm putting those together now. First shot. Where is it? First I get extra attack. I've already got two attacks. Okay, So I get three attacks this round, this round only. 14:04.705 --> 14:05.569 There we go. 14:05.697 --> 14:06.417 First shot. Here we go. 14:06.441 --> 14:07.285 Sorry, guy. 14:09.505 --> 14:10.281 21 to hit. 14:10.313 --> 14:10.897 Yeah. 14:11.041 --> 14:27.117 Six points of piercing damage. Okay, so he draws second. Dice down. Dice down. I get my D8. Here we go. Second shot. 16 to hit. 14:27.257 --> 14:27.814 Yep. 14:27.953 --> 14:48.261 Nine points of piercing damage. Third shot. Oh God. Yeah. 19 plus a bunch more and an additional nine points of piercing damage. Okay, and then I'm going to step just through the doorway and I'm going to move to my left, which should be to the west, which should be away from the kitchen. 14:48.423 --> 14:57.525 Okay. All right. I forget that you get that much shit on your first round. Well, just go ahead and describe that attack upon the thing. 14:58.465 --> 15:14.739 So Elliot was nervous when he walked in anyway, so he's got. And he's learning as he's practicing. He's getting better at this. So he's got three arrows between each finger. He's got one of them knocked and he just barely pushes the door open. And the glowing eyes is. 15:14.787 --> 15:15.371 Oh crap. 15:15.443 --> 15:29.495 And he just draws back, shoots, Slaps the second one on, draws back, shoots and third one. And just as fast as he could run him just choo choo, choo, choo. And then he's like, oh God. And he like combat rolls in to the left. 15:30.995 --> 15:39.375 Perfect. So Mel, you saw Elliot shoot three arrows very rapidly through the doorway and then jump into the building. 15:40.245 --> 15:41.705 Did you get it? 15:42.125 --> 15:43.145 I don't know. 15:45.085 --> 15:46.625 Do I see the thing? 15:47.285 --> 15:48.581 No, you don't. 15:48.733 --> 15:52.773 Is it. Is it's eyes aren't glowing or anything? 15:52.869 --> 15:54.077 Nope, nope. 15:54.141 --> 15:57.669 Mel's going to hesitantly. 15:57.837 --> 15:59.397 He's killed the shit out of a town. 15:59.501 --> 16:06.401 Enter the building with her machete drawn in front of her. 16:06.593 --> 16:08.593 Okay. Holding an action or just. 16:08.769 --> 16:15.905 Yeah, I hold an action. If any suspicious thing attempts to attack any one of the three of us, Mel will attack. 16:16.025 --> 16:16.765 Perfect. 16:17.185 --> 16:20.145 I think the correct term according to Elliot is fucking annihilate it. 16:20.225 --> 16:22.105 Yeah, just destroy it. 16:22.145 --> 16:23.521 Glowing eyes. Glowing eyes. 16:23.593 --> 16:27.565 Mel's doesn't quite have the same confidence as the Elliot does. 16:29.865 --> 16:36.245 Oldak, you saw Elliot shoot three arrows very rapidly into a house, dive into it, and then Mel cautiously entered it. 16:37.885 --> 16:48.665 Bulnok thinks it's going down. So he's going to draw the axe, the big great ax. And he's going to go in running, ready to fucking swing on anything that looks like a potential threat. 16:49.045 --> 16:49.945 Beautiful. 16:50.605 --> 16:53.173 Oh, before he does that, he needs to go into a rage. 16:53.269 --> 16:55.333 There you go. Okay, you rage. 16:55.389 --> 16:57.381 He's very angry. He's like. 16:57.573 --> 17:01.577 He's really pissed off that he's the last one into the building again. 17:01.741 --> 17:04.121 Say what you said again. What are you doing? 17:04.233 --> 17:07.321 I'm running in axe ready. 17:07.393 --> 17:08.065 Okay. 17:08.225 --> 17:10.529 And I'm ready to swing on anything that looks like a threat. 17:10.617 --> 17:12.049 Anything that looks like a threat. 17:12.097 --> 17:14.085 Come on. Do not kill me. 17:15.185 --> 17:15.857 But. 17:16.001 --> 17:16.857 Well, it's too late. 17:16.881 --> 17:17.153 I didn't see. 17:17.169 --> 17:18.185 Ah, blood with a machete. 17:18.225 --> 17:20.165 I didn't clarify. I didn't clarify. 17:20.945 --> 17:21.609 I'm not gonna. 17:21.657 --> 17:24.353 No, I mean, obviously not Friendly fire. I know my teammates, Right? 17:24.409 --> 17:27.289 I assumed that part. That's not the part that. 17:27.337 --> 17:39.115 Cause that could be a DM move. Just like damn. You killed your party friends, right? Like Mel decapitation, right? Like you can't bring her back from that. Probably. I don't know. 17:39.735 --> 17:42.583 I am willing to assume that you're not intending to kill your buddies. 17:42.639 --> 17:43.795 No, that's correct. 17:45.055 --> 17:46.635 Colored me crazy here. 17:47.415 --> 17:50.023 Wait, is it a full moon, Elliot? 17:50.159 --> 17:51.503 No, that was. That was last week. 17:51.519 --> 18:25.135 Was a 18 hits. Okay, cool. You. Where is it? There it is. Oh, it's an 18 plus 4. So 22 to hit. Still hits. Hits harder that you. Something hits you, you don't see anything. It feels like the air just punched the shit out of you. Taking nine damage contact. 18:28.515 --> 18:32.219 Does Mel see it? Because that would throw off her previous action. 18:32.387 --> 18:34.455 It is invisible. 18:35.715 --> 18:37.095 Okay, great. 18:37.795 --> 18:39.875 And it should be on your guys initiative screen now. 18:39.915 --> 18:40.435 Yes, it is. 18:40.475 --> 18:42.307 It is specifically named Invisible Thing 1. 18:42.371 --> 18:43.015 Yes. 18:43.315 --> 18:47.165 Not. There may be more. I think just named some members. 18:47.325 --> 18:48.541 Yeah, that happens. 18:48.613 --> 18:52.461 I don't remember what was my phrasing? Did I say if anything attempts to. 18:52.493 --> 18:56.717 I think you said it. You said if anything. So I think yours can go off at disadvantage. 18:56.821 --> 19:00.985 I will attempt to stab at the thing I can't see. 19:01.645 --> 19:06.909 So you see Elliot get hit. You attack the air near where he got. The air near where he got hit. 19:06.957 --> 19:09.882 Yep. Oh, that's a map. 20. 19:10.043 --> 19:12.299 Boom. With disadvantage. 19:12.461 --> 19:15.523 Oh, roll another 20. 19:15.684 --> 19:20.439 That's a 11 plus 6. 17. 19:20.527 --> 19:21.455 You make contact. 19:21.575 --> 19:41.405 Okay. I stab at the invisible thing with my sword and I do new class. Oh, sweet. Eight points of stabbing damage. And so for hell actions, you still get your full action, right? 19:42.065 --> 19:42.641 No. 19:42.753 --> 19:45.105 No. Okay, so that's all I do then. 19:45.145 --> 19:48.485 Because you're just burning your reaction to make that. 19:49.305 --> 20:00.805 So when you make contact, it doesn't feel fully firm, if that makes sense. It's kind of like you're hitting the essence of a thing. 20:01.665 --> 20:06.673 That is way too deep for Mel. All she knows is it didn't hurt as much as she thought it would. 20:06.729 --> 20:11.761 Yep, that is the easy way to say that hitting. 20:11.793 --> 20:16.485 That did not hurt nearly as much as I thought it would. Hey, this whole sword thing's not so bad. 20:16.945 --> 20:20.577 You specifically cannot see it. So by your wording, nothing happens. 20:20.641 --> 20:24.681 I didn't do anything because I just like, what's going on over there. 20:24.873 --> 20:25.601 Yeah. 20:25.753 --> 20:26.593 I can't see a threat. 20:26.609 --> 20:29.249 I can't hit by something. And then Mel swings at the air. 20:29.297 --> 20:30.073 And stabs a thing. 20:30.129 --> 20:33.303 And a thing makes angry noises when she does it. You hear it. 20:33.409 --> 20:35.535 So I'm just perplexed. I was like, what the fuck? 20:37.155 --> 20:54.735 And then emerging from the room that was in the center. Suspense is another thing that looks very much like the thing Elliot smoked. 20:56.715 --> 21:00.157 It's evil twin brother Juan. 21:00.221 --> 21:01.225 How could you. 21:08.605 --> 21:09.865 Wrong character. 21:11.005 --> 21:36.007 You see it step out of the restroom into shade. And then none of you see where it goes. It blends into the shadows. So you see something step out of the bathroom and then just sulk away. Yeah, you did see it. You have a melee only weapon. Yeah. So it doesn't come to you to hit too far. 21:36.071 --> 21:38.555 Yeah, I just go, what the fuck is that? 21:39.175 --> 21:39.943 Y'all saw that, right? 21:39.959 --> 21:40.823 Did everybody see that? 21:40.919 --> 21:41.871 See what? 21:42.063 --> 21:42.663 Exactly. 21:42.719 --> 21:43.231 That's great. 21:43.303 --> 21:43.575 Cool. 21:43.615 --> 21:45.111 We're fighting things that only I can see. 21:45.143 --> 21:45.311 That's. 21:45.343 --> 21:46.595 That's fucking great. 21:47.255 --> 21:51.765 And then, Mel. 21:56.585 --> 21:58.113 I shadow people. 21:58.169 --> 22:00.017 Guys, does a 12 hit. 22:00.161 --> 22:00.561 No. 22:00.633 --> 22:10.765 No. Okay. You feel some air near you. You become very aware of the air near you. 22:11.545 --> 22:13.285 Something's in my bubble. 22:15.305 --> 22:20.845 And that brings us back to the top. Elliot, some air in front of you caused you discomfort. 22:21.945 --> 22:27.473 Okay, I'm having trouble not metagaming, so I'm gonna make a wisdom check to see if Elliot would think of this. 22:27.609 --> 22:28.393 Okay. 22:28.569 --> 22:29.945 I've DMed too long. 22:30.065 --> 22:30.725 Clear. 22:31.225 --> 23:04.975 Okay, I got a really high wisdom check. Elliot is going to. He's going to. It should take an action to light his flight device and other episodes. He's got a torch since he saw the one fade into the shadows and couldn't see it again. And I'm assuming Elliot can't see it either, even with the dark vision. Elliot is going to light a torch or whatever devices we have for making light torches. 23:05.015 --> 23:05.191 Yeah. 23:05.223 --> 23:08.755 Okay. So that's going to be his action to do that. Perfect. 23:09.455 --> 23:16.965 Okay. You do now see. Hmm. 23:17.385 --> 23:19.601 That this house is incredibly dusty. 23:19.793 --> 23:23.045 Yes. You do definitely see that. 23:24.545 --> 23:32.033 Oh. As a note to the dm, because of Elliot's alert feat, if something unseen does not get advantage on its attacks against him. 23:32.089 --> 23:32.417 Okay. 23:32.481 --> 23:33.873 Because of his alert feet. 23:33.969 --> 23:47.671 Good to know. I forgot to do that part anyway, so. Whoops. Rolling standard. Thanks for reminding me. I can do that. Yay on everybody who isn't you. I'm getting the hurt. Nice. That's not great. 23:47.703 --> 23:51.583 Because every time that the DM realizes he has multi tag. He fucks us up. 23:51.639 --> 23:53.983 Yeah, I get lit up. 23:54.079 --> 23:55.071 I may or may not have picked. 23:55.103 --> 23:58.235 Things that this three points at a time purpose. 23:59.775 --> 24:09.951 Okay, so you guys can now see, I guess because there's nothing for it. 24:10.063 --> 24:13.475 Yeah. 40 foot of bright, 40 foot more foot of dim for the. 24:14.735 --> 24:25.151 Now all of you are seeing this. Some of you for the first time. Another large about 6 foot 3 ish. You can only describe it as a shadow person. 24:25.263 --> 24:25.955 Okay. 24:26.335 --> 24:33.355 With burning red eyes standing from Elliot, 15ft. 24:34.295 --> 24:37.543 Oh, he's pretty close. But not close enough for me to hit him. 24:37.599 --> 24:38.199 No. 24:38.367 --> 24:39.155 Yeah. 24:41.335 --> 24:42.887 You are allowed to move, you. 24:42.911 --> 24:45.207 Know, but I'm not. It's not my turn yet. 24:45.311 --> 24:46.435 Well, that's true. 24:49.055 --> 24:50.435 Any bonus actions? 24:51.215 --> 24:52.527 Not that I can do, no. 24:52.591 --> 24:55.719 All right, Mel, you see a tall scary thing. 24:55.887 --> 25:01.617 Mel's not okay with that. She's going to run up to the tall scary thing and attack it. 25:01.761 --> 25:06.073 All right. You have no way of knowing this, but that does provoke two attacks of opportunity against you. 25:06.129 --> 25:06.841 Oh fuck. 25:06.953 --> 25:09.617 Okay, now at disadvantage, you're not as. 25:09.641 --> 25:10.505 Squishy as you once were. 25:10.545 --> 25:10.913 You should be. 25:10.929 --> 25:12.089 Okay, this is. 25:12.177 --> 25:13.433 I don't know that yet. 25:13.609 --> 25:19.609 Fair missus. You feel the air near you twice and you get up to the thing. 25:19.737 --> 25:31.709 Okay. I'm going to attack once for 15 to hits. That is five points of stabbing damage. 25:31.837 --> 25:32.573 Okay. 25:32.749 --> 25:38.205 And then I'm going to do my second attack. Ooh, that's a nat20. 25:38.325 --> 25:38.985 Nice. 25:39.925 --> 25:41.461 That will hit that. 25:41.493 --> 25:45.037 I would hope so. And I critted. 25:45.181 --> 25:45.893 Jesus. 25:46.029 --> 26:00.357 So that's going to do 12, 15 points of damage. And because Mel is just that fast, for my bonus action, I'm going to do an unarmed attack. 26:00.541 --> 26:01.385 Okay. 26:02.285 --> 26:03.625 Throw an elbow. 26:04.085 --> 26:08.905 That is 6:14 to hit. 26:10.165 --> 26:10.945 Yeah. 26:12.885 --> 26:15.325 For eight points of damage. 26:15.485 --> 26:31.749 All right. None of those feel like they're hitting quite as hard as they should. But the thing is, I don't know how you describe a shadow looking rough, but the shadow doesn't look so hot. The shadow is becoming less shadowy, jittery. 26:31.837 --> 26:37.425 And Belle straight up like she's got no chill on this. She's doing the yeah, yeah, hi. 26:38.285 --> 26:44.541 The whole time I like to imagine like there's like wisps of shadow coming off with each cut. 26:44.613 --> 26:45.265 Yes. 26:46.005 --> 26:47.985 And it's staggering backwards. 26:49.195 --> 27:06.699 And as you're doing this it is making some just truly God awful noises. It is not pleasant to hear that. I can't make it. Oldak. Mel is attacking a shadow fairly effectively. 27:06.867 --> 27:08.419 I'm gonna go try to finish it off. 27:08.507 --> 27:10.415 Okay, you can get to it. 27:10.995 --> 27:17.355 Okay, I'm gonna go at it and I'm gonna try to hit him. You try to hit upon Yee. 27:17.895 --> 27:19.275 Try to hit upon yi. 27:22.215 --> 27:22.955 What? 27:23.615 --> 27:24.535 Yeah, you hit. 27:24.655 --> 27:30.027 Okay, I don't remember. And then plus 5 16, plus 5 21. 27:30.114 --> 27:30.461 So. 27:30.547 --> 27:33.496 And then D12, this one plus 6. 27:33.583 --> 27:36.965 The one that looks like a sucker ball. 27:37.051 --> 27:38.743 7 plus 6 13. 27:38.839 --> 27:41.985 Yep. All right. Describe how you kill a shadow. 27:42.175 --> 27:55.381 So in all knock fashion, I either like to split it in twain vertically or decapitate as best as possible. But this is a shadow and I don't know where its head is. So I'm going head to taint as far as I can figure it out. 27:55.493 --> 28:10.295 Beautiful. So Mel gets some quick side to side swipes with an elbow thrown in. And you just come in, cleave it top to bottom. And it does like smoke, just into two parts and wisp away. 28:12.915 --> 28:14.175 And I feel better. 28:16.835 --> 28:19.095 Emery, do you think they're over there just fucking around? 28:20.275 --> 28:21.415 Hard to say. 28:23.675 --> 28:28.843 I hope they're not getting to like any good stuff. Shiny loot or some shit, I don't know. 28:28.859 --> 28:35.451 But you guys know this blacksmith thing? It's been a while since I've done this much work with the hammer. My arms are tired. 28:35.523 --> 28:43.163 I know I like sharpening knives as much as the next knife guy, but this is a lot of knives. 28:43.299 --> 28:47.787 It's a lot of knives. But hey, you know what? We're getting free shit out of it. 28:47.891 --> 28:48.539 Fair. 28:48.707 --> 28:50.011 Free is always better. 28:50.163 --> 28:54.455 Yeah. And extra silver. Refining that. 28:55.035 --> 29:01.773 You guys see the door? Slam shut firmly. 29:01.869 --> 29:03.517 Cool, that's great. 29:03.581 --> 29:04.301 The front door. 29:04.373 --> 29:08.117 Yep. The one you came through is very hardly slammed shut. 29:08.261 --> 29:09.985 I am not okay with that. 29:11.685 --> 29:13.145 And then boss music? 29:15.645 --> 29:17.525 I don't know. Are you singing? I don't know. 29:17.605 --> 29:20.585 Not yet. I haven't seen anything to trigger it. 29:23.805 --> 29:26.091 Elliot, I'm totally going through a window. 29:26.173 --> 29:29.119 I need you to make a strength check. 29:29.247 --> 29:29.759 I'll try. 29:29.807 --> 29:31.475 This is a contested strength check. 29:36.895 --> 29:45.375 Oh, not good. That's 10 total or it's a strength or an athletics check. 29:45.455 --> 29:46.755 Strength specifically. 29:47.255 --> 29:49.111 Okay, well if it's just strength, it's 10. 29:49.183 --> 30:02.445 Okay. You feel something? Try to rip the torch out of your hand, but you're able to maintain your grip upon it. Okay. 30:06.145 --> 30:08.685 Just trying to get the light. Trying to get the light. 30:10.825 --> 30:23.835 One thing I did fail to describe, because this is a two story building, you need to know where the stairs are. The stairs are kinda up by the third room that I described. The westmost room. 30:25.895 --> 30:27.511 Congrats guys. You unlocked the stairs. 30:27.583 --> 30:28.235 Yay. 30:29.135 --> 30:32.711 Man was here, he could light something on fire. 30:32.863 --> 31:09.375 Traditional Stair. While they're open, you can see them. And you see something coming down the stairs. Now, there's been a lot of noise. These creatures are shrieking and screaming, then smoke wispying away. And a third very similar looking thing that you've seen comes down the stairs. It sees that you are casting light and it pauses at the foot of the stairs. It's in the light, but it's not coming all the way to you right now because it doesn't like the light. Elliot, the thing just came down the stairs. 31:13.165 --> 31:19.317 I know that something has been trying to grapple with. Can I see the thing that keeps trying to take them? 31:19.501 --> 31:20.505 You cannot. 31:21.965 --> 31:33.869 I'm holding a torch, so I can't shoot my bow. I'm gonna have to drop the bow and draw my shorts. What have I got? I've got a rapier. I've got one of the. Cool. 31:33.917 --> 31:34.545 Yep. 31:36.285 --> 31:53.661 And then I'm going to make an attack where I thought the thing was that tried to take the torch out of my hand. Okay, so disadvantage or do I need to figure out if I'm even attacking the right spot? 31:53.733 --> 32:03.185 You are not. Okay, you swing wildly or I guess it's a rapier. You stab very stabbily. And you don't hit racing. 32:03.525 --> 32:06.173 Okay, yeah, but he gets the point. 32:06.229 --> 32:11.585 And I'm gonna tell everybody. He's trying to get the light. He's trying to knock the light out of my hand. 32:12.045 --> 32:13.125 Don't let go. 32:13.205 --> 32:17.985 What is. I don't see anything. There's me either. Are we fighting ghosts again? 32:18.365 --> 32:22.945 No ghosts. No ghosts. I do not want to die old. Wait. 32:26.725 --> 32:27.885 So you want to die young? 32:27.965 --> 32:29.895 There's worse things than dying old. 32:30.085 --> 32:32.371 Be old before my talk. 32:32.523 --> 32:37.099 You don't want to be old like tomorrow. Is that. 32:37.227 --> 32:37.935 Yes. 32:38.355 --> 32:39.135 Okay. 32:41.915 --> 32:45.535 Speaking of potentially dying. Not old. Mel. 32:47.115 --> 32:55.691 Okay, so the thing that she was attacking is dead. Now, is there anything else that she can see that's within arm's reach, Arm's reach? 32:55.723 --> 32:56.101 No. 32:56.203 --> 33:00.385 Okay, you see the thing at the foot of the stairs that I'm gonna go after the thing that I can see. 33:00.505 --> 33:01.193 Okay. 33:01.329 --> 33:03.017 And I know I have the movement to do. 33:03.121 --> 33:03.729 Yeah. 33:03.857 --> 33:07.805 And then Miles can go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so on. 33:08.265 --> 33:10.445 All right, let's hear those. 33:11.585 --> 33:17.189 Let's see. I have a 14 to hit. 33:17.313 --> 33:18.433 Oh, what? 33:18.557 --> 33:19.055 Sorry. 33:19.179 --> 33:19.677 14. 33:19.801 --> 33:28.615 14 hit for seven points of damage. And then I have a 11 to hit. 33:29.875 --> 33:30.975 How much damage? 33:31.435 --> 33:31.867 Seven. 33:31.931 --> 33:35.283 Seven. Okay. Sorry, my CPU in my brain is running solid. 33:35.459 --> 33:38.575 Oh, no. Have you been hacked? 33:39.275 --> 33:42.435 Yeah, yeah, I unfortunately run crowdstrike. 33:42.595 --> 33:59.233 Oh, God help you. What was that second hit, 11 misses. Okay. And then I'm going to go ahead. Bonus action. To throw my elbow in there for a now one. I think I hit the elbow. I think I hit my elbow on some furniture. 33:59.289 --> 34:01.245 Yeah, you definitely funny. Bonus action. 34:05.625 --> 34:10.245 So I'm alternating high pitched squeals along with whatever I hit the first time. 34:10.545 --> 34:11.201 Yeah, yeah. 34:11.233 --> 34:14.257 Thunk bad. 34:14.441 --> 34:15.833 A full. Oh, man. 34:15.889 --> 34:17.529 A full strike elbow, dude. 34:17.617 --> 34:18.121 God, that would hurt. 34:18.153 --> 34:21.305 I've rubbed it across a heavy bag and that sucks. 34:21.385 --> 34:21.929 Wrong. Yeah. 34:21.977 --> 34:29.145 If you hit the corner of like a post or something. My God, it hurts so much. And you've got conditioned. She's not conditioned. Her elbows. That sucks. 34:29.225 --> 34:33.953 That's what I mean. She can't even cuss at this point. All she could do is scream and use this. 34:34.089 --> 34:38.449 She just falls over, cries ol knock. 34:38.577 --> 34:41.285 Mel has attacked a shadow and a banister. 34:43.054 --> 34:58.034 All right, so this sounds like a terrible idea, but it is what I would do. Well, Onak would do in this situation, possibly even myself. But I'm gonna go, Elliott, get ready to jump. And I'm gonna take a swinging motion and just randomly swing in a big circle. 34:59.614 --> 35:00.366 Okay. 35:00.510 --> 35:03.246 So you gotta skip mo my axe. 35:03.430 --> 35:04.534 Jump, nut, duck. 35:04.614 --> 35:07.434 Yeah, it's supposed to be short. 35:08.985 --> 35:09.889 Supposed to be short? 35:09.937 --> 35:15.245 I don't know. It was shorter than that. It sounds like it was probably little. So I'm swinging on the ground. 35:16.545 --> 35:16.953 Wow. 35:17.009 --> 35:19.081 Okay, I'll buy this. 35:19.113 --> 35:22.485 It's a bad idea. Whatever. This is what I want to do. 35:22.985 --> 35:25.713 Y'all ever played jump rope with a sharpened axe before? 35:25.849 --> 35:27.645 Don't miss. Cause it's gonna suck. 35:27.985 --> 35:30.241 So I get advantage. Cause I had warning, right? 35:30.313 --> 35:34.113 Yeah, yeah. So I forgot. 35:34.129 --> 35:34.897 We all have to roll. 35:34.961 --> 35:38.175 Make a dex 21:30 once. 35:38.215 --> 35:39.631 He won on my next save. 35:39.663 --> 35:40.103 Okay. 35:40.199 --> 35:41.783 And I'm rolling to hit thing. 35:41.919 --> 35:42.783 No, no. 35:42.799 --> 35:43.951 Just rolling to do things. 35:43.983 --> 35:45.095 You're rolling to not hit. 35:45.135 --> 35:46.463 You're willing to not hit Elliot. 35:46.519 --> 35:49.695 Okay, so if I roll really well, is that good or bad? 35:49.735 --> 35:50.463 That's bad. 35:50.599 --> 35:53.247 Okay, well that's an eight. 35:53.311 --> 35:53.695 Okay. 35:53.775 --> 35:55.567 I missed my fucking dice thing. 35:55.671 --> 36:01.127 Very comfortably. Just kind of lifts his foot over your ax. It's not even anything crazy. 36:01.151 --> 36:03.485 He just like steps and you spin. 36:03.525 --> 36:06.045 In a circle like a pretty, pretty ballerina. 36:06.165 --> 36:18.425 I did. I did. There's a Nintendo game, a not Nintendo game where a guy with pointy ears spins in a circle. Please don't sue us. 36:23.245 --> 36:24.701 I have no idea what you're talking about. 36:24.733 --> 36:25.941 I have absolutely no idea. 36:26.093 --> 36:27.781 Did you hit anything? 36:27.933 --> 36:29.285 I don't think I hit anything. 36:29.365 --> 36:30.479 Just hit. It's okay. 36:30.597 --> 36:36.655 I just Spun in a circle. I was like, ah. Did anything die? Is anything dead? Did anything make noise? 36:36.955 --> 36:40.495 It's hard to fight invisible things as a melee fighter. 36:40.955 --> 36:42.635 That's why I just went for it. 36:42.795 --> 36:43.907 It is very hard to. 36:44.011 --> 36:47.855 I assumed I would have no idea where it is. I'm just trying to fucking make contact. 36:48.355 --> 36:54.975 I just realized we went off on our own into battle with absolutely no aoe anything. 36:55.395 --> 36:56.215 Yep. 36:57.005 --> 36:58.945 Well, we got a sorcerer too. 36:59.445 --> 36:59.845 Yeah. 36:59.885 --> 37:03.785 Got a fucking wild magic fucking rave party. Yeah. 37:04.525 --> 37:06.405 This was poor planning on our part. 37:06.525 --> 37:07.389 A little bit. 37:07.557 --> 37:10.341 We didn't expect you had a fight with some fucked up shadows. 37:10.373 --> 37:12.477 We're just gonna go get some iron and bring it back. 37:12.541 --> 37:14.345 I know. How hard could it be? 37:15.405 --> 37:23.951 All right, Mel, I need you to make a strength check. This is contested and you succeed. 37:24.143 --> 37:24.875 Eleven. 37:25.295 --> 37:26.475 I rolled a one. 37:27.215 --> 37:28.355 It doesn't matter. 37:28.935 --> 37:33.167 You feel something like try to pull you. 37:33.271 --> 37:35.279 Mel attempts to throw elbows at it. 37:35.367 --> 37:36.735 It like tugs at her pant leg. 37:36.815 --> 37:41.071 It brushes against your shirt as you like, clutch your elbow and cry. 37:41.143 --> 37:43.555 Yeah, pretty much, yeah. 37:46.135 --> 37:53.105 And then just to shake things up. Elliot, no, sorry. Oh, knock. I need you to make a strength check. This is contested. 37:57.685 --> 38:12.185 17. Wait, I'm raging. Plus plus five. Right now you have advantage on. So I get a roll again. So 17. It went down too, so we'll stick with the original. 38:14.835 --> 38:24.255 Yeah. You feel something kind of try to move you and it fails. And was that now? 38:24.955 --> 38:29.215 Which is like pushes me in my butt. Like, hey, stop that. 38:29.595 --> 38:38.881 Get some help. It is so difficult as James not to make snide comments about the combat that's currently happening because he's not there. 38:38.963 --> 38:39.277 Right. 38:39.341 --> 38:44.305 I kind of love your little side chat as you flash back to the Black Mithery. 38:44.725 --> 38:48.837 Mel. 13. 4. 17 hits. 38:48.941 --> 38:49.625 Yes. 38:50.165 --> 39:01.785 All right, that is nine damage of the necrotic flavor. Oh, and your strength score is reduced by 3 points. 39:02.285 --> 39:04.025 I forgot they do that. 39:05.075 --> 39:08.095 Um, that puts my strength at a nine. 39:08.955 --> 39:12.735 You are so fatigued. 39:13.195 --> 39:14.055 Ugh. 39:15.755 --> 39:21.295 And the creature is going to step back up the stairs, risking an opportunity attack. 39:23.115 --> 39:23.835 From me. 39:23.915 --> 39:24.735 From you. 39:25.195 --> 39:27.455 I will absolutely swing at it. 39:28.195 --> 39:35.195 And it makes it. Unless you manage to fucking one shot it to the second floor. 39:36.175 --> 39:37.231 Damn, that thing's fast. 39:37.303 --> 39:37.915 14. 39:39.255 --> 39:40.175 Yeah. That hits. 39:40.255 --> 39:42.751 Haha. No, wait. 39:42.863 --> 39:43.719 They don't call it. 39:43.847 --> 39:46.495 We're going to assume you're doing it with your machete. 39:46.615 --> 39:49.903 Yes. Well, actually, it really doesn't matter. Six points. 39:49.999 --> 40:07.863 Cool. It makes it to the second floor, up the stairs, around the end, to the other end. Oh, and it's now going. It's back in the Dark. We'll see if that matters later. Elliot, you saw the spooky thing. Go upstairs. You know that there are two things that are like, apparently just gently caressing the party. 40:08.039 --> 40:09.435 Wait, what the fuck? 40:10.455 --> 40:20.839 I'm. All I can do at this point is I'm gonna hold my. I'm gonna use my. I'm gonna hold my action. If I see something attacking that I can reach. 40:20.967 --> 40:21.271 Okay. 40:21.303 --> 40:24.649 I'm gonna attack it. That's if I can't see anything to attack. 40:24.777 --> 40:27.561 Do you want to make progress into the room or do you want to stay by the wall? 40:27.673 --> 40:28.913 I'm going to stay where I'm at. 40:28.969 --> 40:29.465 Okay. 40:29.585 --> 40:31.993 Oh, actually, you know what? I'm going to step away from the wall. 40:32.089 --> 40:32.529 Okay. 40:32.617 --> 40:33.817 Like five feet. 40:33.921 --> 40:36.145 Just so you can have something. 360 of you. 40:36.265 --> 40:36.745 Yeah. 40:36.825 --> 40:44.361 Okay. Mel, something punched you, you feel bad, and then it ran away. 40:44.513 --> 40:45.325 Ugh. 40:46.465 --> 40:50.963 I. The cool thing was is the eyes seemed like they were always looking at you. 40:51.099 --> 40:51.775 Hi. 40:52.875 --> 40:54.691 That's burning red coal eyes. 40:54.723 --> 40:55.563 That's horrifying. 40:55.659 --> 40:59.123 Actually, you have bad luck with shadow people, like in general. 40:59.299 --> 41:28.895 Well, Emery started it. Oh, yeah, no, you started. Actually, good chance that Mel thinks this might be boogeyman out to get her. Actually, she probably does. Actually, she totally does. So at this point she's like giving herself a little pep talk. Come on, Bel. You fucking punched a God. You can do this. And she runs up the stairs after it. 41:29.015 --> 41:29.527 Perfect. 41:29.631 --> 41:31.195 And goes to hit it again. 41:31.695 --> 41:32.555 All right. 41:34.335 --> 41:38.663 Okay. So the first one is a 21 to hit. 41:38.759 --> 41:41.075 Yep, that does it. That makes contact. 41:41.565 --> 41:43.909 So eight points of piercing damage. 41:44.077 --> 41:44.797 Okay. 41:44.941 --> 41:50.661 The second one is a 17 to hit. Hits for another eight points of piercing damage. 41:50.693 --> 41:51.613 Describe it. 41:51.789 --> 42:04.985 Aha. So every time she slashes at this thing with her machete, she just keeps shedding bits. Kind of like the other shadowy figure. And the last one, she stabs it and gets it right across the glowing red eyes. 42:05.605 --> 42:06.345 Nice. 42:06.815 --> 42:10.167 So you just get that red wisping into the shadow. Yes. 42:10.311 --> 42:15.235 Ha. I touched a God. Do you hear from downstairs? 42:17.295 --> 42:21.475 Did you just hear Mel boasting? I hear an echo. It sounded like her. 42:21.775 --> 42:25.155 What? My ears are ringing from the hammering. What? 42:26.335 --> 42:59.895 At the. So I'm gonna take a quick description break here. You see, when you get up to the top of the stairs, you are looking into a little bit of a reading nook. A little bookshelves, couple of comfortable looking armchairs. And the majority of this is you've got. On the south side, you have three obvious rooms with the doors open. Each is 20 foot by 20. So three 20 by 20 rooms. 43:01.605 --> 43:07.261 Can I see some of the light from downstairs? Is that how I'm getting this? Or is it dark up there? 43:07.373 --> 43:18.021 We'll say it's. Yeah, I guess you probably wouldn't. Okay, so you don't see that. What you do see is a fair distance away from you are two more burning red eyes. 43:18.093 --> 43:22.117 Oh, I guess it's all you see. Well, I was just thinking you could. 43:22.141 --> 43:24.189 Probably see the reading nook coming up the stairs. 43:24.357 --> 43:27.813 Yeah, I was thinking because it's so there might be something coming in from. 43:27.869 --> 43:29.425 Cracks in the blue. Yeah, we'll call it. 43:31.605 --> 43:32.669 Dim lighting. Open. 43:32.717 --> 43:33.785 Yeah, we'll call it dim. 43:34.645 --> 43:36.705 But I see the other glowy thing. 43:37.005 --> 43:39.265 Yeah, you do see two burning red eyes. 43:39.685 --> 43:41.745 Guys, there's another one up here. 43:43.245 --> 43:44.045 Um. 43:44.165 --> 43:47.501 Get back down here. God damn it. We got these invisible things. 43:47.693 --> 43:54.215 Why would I go downstairs in amongst invisible things? At least I can see this one. 43:54.325 --> 43:55.975 You're not selling me on this. 43:58.275 --> 44:01.015 You should come up here where we can see him. 44:08.635 --> 45:55.995 Well, howdy there, stranger. Long time no see. I was starting to think y'all weren't gonna head back this way. Actually, I found a note that Elliot left for me, and it's says I should probably read it to you if. And I see you. The first point on it says that if you like what you're hearing, you should follow and subscribe to this podcast on your preferred podcasting app. And if you're a Spotify user, leave a rating or heck, leave a comment. They also says that you should go to their link tree in the podcast description and follow them on their social medias. They post new content daily, and odds are, if you've made it to this point in the podcast, you'll probably like what they post. Next thing Elliot says here is that next week's episode is gonna be the first episode of their Patreon. Only content, the side quest, some of this cast alongside a new cast member with entirely new characters, but set in the same world. This new show, as well as other goodies will be available on the Patreon for members. I haven't got a clue what any of that means, but Elliot seems to think it was important. Well, now, I was actually about to head on in and grab a bite if you want to join. I just cracked open a fresh tub of the Crisco, so the fry bread is going to be extra tasty. 46:12.625 --> 46:16.405 This break brought to you by Shamrock Sheep. Sure, it's beef, but it tastes right. 46:19.985 --> 46:24.565 I think after a while, James gets bored enough to teach Jacob how to sharpen knives. 46:25.625 --> 46:31.325 Yeah, we have definitely. We have definitely taught both Jacob and Jeff how to do respective parts of this. 46:32.265 --> 46:34.521 Probably playing horseshoes at some point. 46:34.713 --> 46:34.993 Yeah. 46:35.009 --> 46:39.525 It's break time. We're just having a grand old time. Throwing horseshoes at posts. 46:40.185 --> 46:42.129 And a couple of knives too. 46:42.217 --> 46:42.953 Yeah. 46:43.129 --> 46:46.809 Jacob's got a couple Dr. Seuss books that he's reading to Jeff. 46:46.937 --> 46:47.417 Nice. 46:47.521 --> 46:49.017 You guys are learning that Jeff can't. 46:49.041 --> 46:55.205 Read English at least Fox, socks, box, knocks. Fox and socks and box and knocks. 46:56.425 --> 46:59.725 I missed the whole Dr. Seuss part, so I thought you were having a stroke. 47:01.695 --> 47:06.303 Breaks like stocks and socks and socks and locks, sir. Mr. 47:06.359 --> 47:08.527 Doctor's legitimate reaction. 47:08.551 --> 47:10.155 I was like, you good. 47:11.455 --> 47:14.983 That's Jeff's reaction. Jeff is like, is this book a. 47:15.039 --> 47:22.835 Story or the fact that I still almost have that book memorized after like 25 years is amazing. 47:24.175 --> 47:27.595 Ol knock. Mal ran upstairs and then said, there's a glowing thing. 47:28.265 --> 47:29.913 I have no source of light. Correct. 47:29.969 --> 47:33.245 You have an Elliot behind you. You can see pretty well. 47:34.265 --> 47:34.913 Okay. 47:35.009 --> 47:36.721 You just can't see Mel because she went up the stairs. 47:36.753 --> 47:39.417 She went up the stairs and you. 47:39.521 --> 47:41.249 Don'T see the glowing thing she sees. 47:41.377 --> 47:42.441 She said there's a glowing thing. 47:42.473 --> 47:46.225 She did. You're assuming that's because there's a floor. 47:46.265 --> 47:55.405 Between you that does. That tracks. That makes sense. Makes sense. Elliot, should we keep fighting the invisible things or should I go help Mel? 47:56.545 --> 47:57.841 I help. Go help Mal. 47:57.913 --> 48:03.245 Okay, I'm gonna run. I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna go help. I'm gonna go. Yep, I'm coming, Mel. 48:04.465 --> 48:04.945 Ay. 48:05.025 --> 48:10.265 So you're able to get partway up the stairs. You don't quite make it all the way up. You were like 20ft from there. Shit. 48:10.385 --> 48:15.205 I hope something attacks me. This is a problem. 48:18.305 --> 48:20.833 You could action dash to get to. 48:20.889 --> 48:25.749 Melissa, but since you don't really have an action anyway, I'm gonna do that. 48:25.837 --> 48:27.237 You could dash and get close to. 48:27.261 --> 48:29.125 The thing you see. 48:29.205 --> 48:30.853 Hope it tries to hit me. 48:30.949 --> 48:51.447 Exactly what I described to Mel. You see a nice little reading nook, and if you look far enough, you see spooky red eyes at the far end of the opposite room or far opposite end of the space. All right, you see the spooky thingy with the red eyes. Go into the middle room. The duo upstairs now. 48:51.511 --> 48:52.479 Oh, it just went. 48:52.647 --> 49:11.635 Yep. And then the door closest the bedroom closest to you's door gets slammed shut very loud and startlingly. And o'nah. It seems how you dashed. Do you wanna. What do you wanna do? Do you wanna be right next to Mel? Did you Wanna come up into the reading nook? Do you just pause at the top of the stairs. Where be it? 49:11.975 --> 49:16.645 So I'm going to try to get to Mel because my goal is to be a bullet sponge again. 49:16.725 --> 49:23.745 Okay. So you're going to try to move in front of her. Yeah. Cool. Cool. That makes sense and works. 49:24.845 --> 49:28.425 Because I know she got hit with something and then she definitely has a hurt elbow. 49:29.805 --> 49:31.625 And I am so tired. 49:33.005 --> 49:35.105 Hey, Em, I'm getting hungry. You want a snack? 49:35.405 --> 49:39.789 Yeah, please. Hey, the forge is hot. You could cook over here. I've got you here. 49:39.837 --> 49:40.093 Hang on. 49:40.109 --> 49:41.741 There's a pan over in the corner. 49:41.933 --> 49:43.333 Perfect. Get some sausages. 49:43.429 --> 49:44.985 Just throw that on the coals. 49:46.645 --> 49:57.885 Anybody else craving sausages right now? Just me. All right. Why telepathic like connection with James. 49:57.925 --> 49:59.185 I have some s'mores. 49:59.525 --> 50:00.345 Yeah. 50:00.645 --> 50:01.117 Yes. 50:01.181 --> 50:05.621 A chair gets yeeted in your general direction and shatters on the wall next to you. 50:05.653 --> 50:07.697 But it doesn't hit me. And that's bullshit. 50:07.821 --> 50:09.065 But you were attacked. 50:09.225 --> 50:11.625 I was attacked. At just totally missed. 50:11.705 --> 50:17.369 I feel like the fact that you're getting attacked and they're missing you is actually enraging you more. Come on. 50:17.457 --> 50:18.325 Right? Like. 50:18.625 --> 50:20.081 Hey. It keeps your rage up though. 50:20.153 --> 50:20.969 That's true. 50:21.137 --> 50:22.485 Back on the ground floor. 50:25.425 --> 50:28.325 Where Elliot is alone with several invisible things. 50:29.105 --> 50:46.155 Elliot. You feel something try to throw you again and it fails to do so. You don't even need to roll strength check. But you do. You held your action for something to be near you. Go ahead and try to attack in front of you at disadvantage. Well, no, not disadvantage. Because you got weird ranger shit. 50:46.195 --> 50:46.775 Right? 50:47.195 --> 50:47.627 Correct. 50:47.691 --> 50:49.915 Okay, technical term. 50:49.955 --> 50:50.947 I'm very alert. 50:51.051 --> 50:54.935 You're very alert? Yes. You are very aware that something is near you. 50:55.435 --> 50:59.739 16 to hit. Hits they'll take eight points of it. 50:59.747 --> 51:02.415 Would be piercing damage, Magical weapon or no. 51:02.875 --> 51:07.695 And wow. It's the rapier we found in the mine. So I don't know if it's magical. 51:08.115 --> 51:40.541 You feel it make contact. It's not as there as it should be. You don't feel as much resistance on your blade as you anticipated. And then on your right, these are going to quit trying to pull you because that's going poorly. 17 to hit hits. You have something come up and you feel the air to your right. Just punch the shit out of you. Dealing nine points of force damage. Shit. 51:40.653 --> 51:41.425 Okay. 51:43.805 --> 51:45.905 And it's your turn. 51:47.405 --> 51:48.293 All right. 51:48.469 --> 51:54.251 I need a DM ruling here. I'm gonna tell you what I want to accomplish. You tell me if I can get it done in one turn. 51:54.373 --> 51:55.075 Okay. 51:56.335 --> 52:03.955 I want to get as close to the stairs as I can. And I want to toss the torch up to the group, up to them. 52:04.855 --> 52:10.487 That. Yeah, yeah. You are aware that there's two things basically on you. 52:10.551 --> 52:11.119 Yep. 52:11.247 --> 52:17.359 So moving this, you're aware that that means they get to hit you, Right. So you can absolutely pull that off. 52:17.407 --> 52:25.231 Okay. Yep. Because it just dawned on me. If I can't see them, if they can't see me, we're on even footing. 52:25.343 --> 52:25.847 Dark. 52:25.951 --> 52:28.255 Because once I'm in the dark, they can't see me either. 52:28.295 --> 52:29.315 It's gone forever. 52:29.615 --> 52:31.395 Assuming they're seeing me with dark. 52:32.255 --> 52:32.799 I am. 52:32.847 --> 52:33.079 Nice. 52:33.127 --> 52:33.959 Fair. Okay. 52:34.087 --> 52:44.055 So. Yep. So I'm going to move to where I need to. To toss the torch up the stairs and say, almock. You need this worse than I do. 52:44.215 --> 52:44.783 Torch. 52:44.879 --> 52:45.295 Yes. 52:45.375 --> 52:45.631 Okay. 52:45.663 --> 52:47.391 I gotta do. I gotta roll and catch it. 52:47.503 --> 52:49.759 Oh, man. Michael, roll with fucking advantage once. 52:49.887 --> 52:50.399 Okay. 52:50.487 --> 52:51.555 No, stop it. 52:52.695 --> 52:55.115 No, you don't get advantage. You wouldn't get advantage. 52:55.575 --> 52:57.191 You can't see them. 52:57.383 --> 53:00.031 They don't get advantage because of my alert feet. 53:00.143 --> 53:00.911 They don't get advantage. 53:00.983 --> 53:01.975 They do not get advantage. 53:02.015 --> 53:03.671 Okay, then you only take one hit. 53:03.743 --> 53:07.555 Good. Four, nine points. 53:08.695 --> 53:14.965 Seven this time. Oh, I'm rolling damage. I don't do average. I got buttons that make. 53:16.745 --> 53:19.445 I think those are called calculators, but I could be wrong. 53:20.985 --> 53:26.565 All right, Mel, a torch appears at your feet. 53:27.225 --> 53:30.337 Cool, that helps. Now I can see all the neat stuff you described. 53:30.401 --> 53:35.765 Oh. If I had enough movement after I tossed the torch, I want to get back to grab my boat. 53:36.065 --> 53:38.417 You can't make it all the way back. You were about 20ft from the torch. 53:38.441 --> 53:39.885 Okay, that's what I wasn't sure. 53:40.755 --> 53:42.667 So you can absolutely toss it up to the. 53:42.771 --> 53:49.435 And I want to get out into the dark. My hope is that I can't see them if they can't see me. At least work mildly even. 53:49.555 --> 53:49.971 Perfect. 53:50.043 --> 53:54.419 Yeah. You're able to position yourself to where you're in the shadow on your way back to. 53:54.587 --> 53:55.435 Got it. Thank you. 53:55.475 --> 53:59.827 This will be fun. Three blind things trying to face fist. 53:59.851 --> 54:00.895 Fights in the dark. 54:01.555 --> 54:03.243 Three blind things. Okay. 54:03.299 --> 54:04.495 See how they punch. 54:06.835 --> 54:12.815 Mel? A door got slammed near you. A chair got thrown at Ulnach and something walked into a room. And now there's a torch at your feet. 54:13.115 --> 54:15.915 But there's still the thing with the glowing red eyes at the end of the hall. 54:15.955 --> 54:17.891 Glowing red eyes moved into a room? Yeah. 54:17.923 --> 54:30.135 Okay, okay, relax. I will follow glowing red eyes into the room. Because Mel is convinced now that this is her patron out to get her. Because they're dark and shadowy like he is. 54:30.755 --> 54:32.015 Do you grab the torch? 54:34.255 --> 54:37.995 No, no. Okay, that would make sense. Mel doesn't do that. 54:38.695 --> 54:41.035 She's like, mel, where are you going, Mel? 54:41.415 --> 54:43.071 She also can't see, though. 54:43.183 --> 54:45.231 I'm following the red light. 54:45.383 --> 54:47.175 What is your speed? Did it change? 54:47.295 --> 54:49.355 It is 40ft. 54:49.475 --> 54:58.461 40. You can get into the room you saw it go into, but that's it. You can go through the door into the room. 54:58.623 --> 55:02.897 Once I'm in the room, do I see the thing with the glowing eyes? 55:02.961 --> 55:06.361 What's your passive nine? Yes, you can. 55:06.473 --> 55:07.849 Oh, okay, good. 55:08.017 --> 55:08.793 Cool. 55:08.969 --> 55:11.177 Can I reach it from where I'm standing? 55:11.201 --> 55:16.321 Yes, you can. It just moved around the door and is like, almost like little kid hiding. 55:16.433 --> 55:19.205 Oh, well, I'm going to stab it, Ben. 55:20.985 --> 55:21.545 Barely. 55:21.625 --> 55:26.095 Wow. That's an 8 and an 11. 55:26.475 --> 55:33.555 All right. You hit the air near it. It spooked you. You weren't expecting it to be right there. 55:33.595 --> 55:37.923 Then I'm gonna bonus action. Try to punch it. Oh, that's better. 16. 55:38.019 --> 55:38.975 That one hits. 55:40.915 --> 55:47.655 For seven points of damage and. Well, no, no. 55:47.995 --> 55:49.163 For how much damage? 55:49.299 --> 55:49.841 Seven. 55:49.963 --> 55:50.905 Seven. Okay. 55:51.805 --> 55:55.205 I'm going to spend a ki point and flurry of blips. 55:55.365 --> 55:55.725 Okay. 55:55.765 --> 55:58.253 Which gets me an additional unarmed strength. 55:58.309 --> 56:01.309 Just like a panic attack. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right lane. 56:01.437 --> 56:01.909 Yes. 56:01.997 --> 56:02.757 All right. 56:02.941 --> 56:10.905 For 13 to hit. Yes. Hits, which is going to be five more points. 56:11.405 --> 56:12.265 Okay. 56:13.045 --> 56:15.545 Flurry of blows should give you two attacks. 56:17.175 --> 56:20.855 You are correct, resident monk expert. 56:20.975 --> 56:23.711 Yeah, I played one for a long time. 56:23.783 --> 56:29.035 So 17 to hit on that one for another six points. 56:29.535 --> 56:30.191 All right. 56:30.303 --> 56:33.475 She beat my monsters up for a mini. A long time. 56:34.335 --> 56:37.199 I was good at playing monk Monach. 56:37.327 --> 56:44.795 Mel ran into her room. You hear her hiyaing, and you hear something screaming back at her. 56:46.175 --> 56:49.327 So I did. That just means I know something's in there with her. 56:49.511 --> 56:51.151 You saw the thing go in there too. 56:51.303 --> 56:53.311 And I know something threw a chair at me. 56:53.383 --> 56:53.615 Yes. 56:53.655 --> 56:54.807 But I can't see the thing. 56:54.871 --> 56:55.119 Correct. 56:55.167 --> 57:00.759 So I'm gonna talk shit. As I'm running into the next room. You're like, you miss me, you fucker? And I'm gonna keep running. 57:00.847 --> 57:03.191 So she's fast. You're not as. 57:03.263 --> 57:04.463 Nope. I'm gonna get to the door. 57:04.479 --> 57:05.319 You can't quite make it to the. 57:05.327 --> 57:07.035 Door and be like, mel, are you okay? 57:07.695 --> 57:08.555 Yeah. 57:08.915 --> 57:12.475 You are five from the door, 10 from being in the room. 57:12.595 --> 57:18.739 Okay. I can't attack nothing. I guess I could randomly spin attack again. 57:18.827 --> 57:20.575 Sure, let's go for it. 57:20.955 --> 57:24.371 So I'm gonna roll to hit something, spin to win. 57:24.563 --> 57:25.295 Sure. 57:25.955 --> 57:26.835 That's a 20. 57:26.905 --> 57:28.955 Yeah, that hits that natural 20. 57:28.995 --> 57:32.255 To be honest, you do have disadvantage. Yeah, you do have disadvantage. 57:32.595 --> 57:43.378 That one's an 11 plus 5. Because I'm ranging, I think because I have plus 6 at level 5 for attack. 57:43.488 --> 57:45.029 Oh, then yeah. 57:45.139 --> 57:46.681 Okay, so 17. 57:46.791 --> 57:48.333 9 plus 6. 57:48.443 --> 57:49.434 15. Great. 57:49.544 --> 57:49.984 Wait. 57:50.094 --> 57:50.535 Yes. 57:50.645 --> 57:51.429 9 plus. 57:51.477 --> 57:54.185 Yeah, cool. You feel contact. 57:55.805 --> 57:56.285 Nice. 57:56.365 --> 57:57.997 You don't see contact, but you feel. 57:58.061 --> 58:01.453 Contact like got him. I don't know what I hit, but I got something. 58:01.629 --> 58:03.453 In reality, he's just fucking up the walls. 58:03.509 --> 58:06.381 Really hoping it wasn't a chair again or a fucking drywall. 58:06.493 --> 58:13.485 So yeah, you do a spin attack, you feel resistance and then you hit the wall. 58:13.645 --> 58:16.585 Okay, so you feel contact. 58:16.925 --> 58:17.525 Yes. 58:17.645 --> 58:19.021 So I was technically right. 58:19.093 --> 58:19.933 I think you're. 58:20.069 --> 58:23.062 Mel. A 19 plus to hit you. 58:23.126 --> 58:24.023 Yeah, that'll hit. 58:24.087 --> 58:30.110 Okay, you take five necrotic damage and your strength score is reduced by two. What is your HP at? 58:30.174 --> 58:31.071 43 minus 14. 58:31.135 --> 58:35.045 That puts you at 29. All righty. Gracias bulnok. 58:35.385 --> 58:39.017 Mm, ghosty things attacking me again. 58:39.081 --> 58:41.129 Yar 12. 58:41.257 --> 58:41.961 Nope. 58:42.113 --> 58:48.713 You feel something. Try to hit you from about the spot where the thing you feel like you hit was. 58:48.889 --> 58:49.713 Okay. 58:49.889 --> 58:51.945 Leading to some logical conclusions. 58:52.105 --> 58:54.673 Come on. You can't hit me and you can fucking see me. 58:54.729 --> 58:59.595 Come on, Mel. The door next to you slam shut. You are trapped in the room with the thing. 59:00.575 --> 59:01.755 Not for long. 59:03.575 --> 59:05.031 And then back on the ground floor. 59:05.143 --> 59:06.675 I punched a gun. 59:08.535 --> 59:10.007 And she licked a treat. 59:10.191 --> 59:11.479 She didn't actually. 59:11.567 --> 59:13.875 Oh, she said you could. That's right. That's right. 59:14.695 --> 59:16.511 I prevented her from actually licking. 59:16.583 --> 59:18.071 Maybe she should have licked the aspect. 59:18.143 --> 59:18.671 Lick the door. 59:18.703 --> 59:19.551 That's the cheat code. 59:19.623 --> 59:21.755 I would like to lick a tree right now. 59:25.145 --> 59:26.625 Solved the trap, right? 59:26.745 --> 59:32.885 Woo. These don't have an area of effect attack either. They're not meant for fighting things they can't see. 59:37.225 --> 59:40.845 It's just a bunch of creatures in a room. Attack. 59:41.705 --> 59:42.977 Waving hands. 59:43.161 --> 59:48.413 Something's wrecked or somewhere. So they are going to two. 59:48.469 --> 59:52.505 That's funny. That was a good play. 59:53.885 --> 59:59.625 Thank you. Elliot's a canny feller. 01:00:00.565 --> 01:00:01.069 He is. 01:00:01.117 --> 01:00:10.111 They are going to pick a dec. What is it? There are nine options. D10, one for directions to move. 01:00:10.243 --> 01:00:10.773 Eight. 01:00:10.905 --> 01:00:17.394 Eight options going to pick a D8 directions to move. 01:00:17.526 --> 01:00:20.042 Suddenly they're playing Battleship. 01:00:20.174 --> 01:00:21.366 Downstairs B12. 01:00:21.499 --> 01:00:23.415 Ms. K? 01:00:24.915 --> 01:00:32.375 Things happen. Just darkness and noise down there. Just. 01:00:32.755 --> 01:00:35.495 Meanwhile, James and Emorett finished lunch. 01:00:35.995 --> 01:00:44.983 You're pretty pretty confident. There's a couple of things you can't see in a room that can't see. You and your friends are upstairs and you Hear doors slamming. 01:00:45.039 --> 01:00:57.943 That was kind of my plan. So I am going to. First off, I'm going to cast cure wounds on myself, and I'm going to heal. I'm going to heal. Seven points. I'm going to just take average. 01:00:58.079 --> 01:00:58.835 Okay. 01:00:59.695 --> 01:01:10.039 Down 18. Okay. That's my first thing. Now that's verbal. To do that. So I make some noise. They can pinpoint me from that. Now I'm going to stealth and move. 01:01:10.127 --> 01:01:12.599 Okay. Stealth with advantage then. 01:01:12.767 --> 01:01:13.515 Yes. 01:01:15.215 --> 01:01:17.823 Because you do have the opportunity to find a squeaky floorboard or something. 01:01:17.879 --> 01:01:24.133 So actually roll it. Yep. Should be pretty good. 21. 01:01:24.248 --> 01:01:24.709 21. 01:01:24.824 --> 01:01:28.311 Should be pretty good. 21. Yeah. That's it. 01:01:28.343 --> 01:01:30.887 And you're still moving back towards the door where your bow was, right? 01:01:30.991 --> 01:01:34.121 Yes. So I basically want a stealth to where my bow. 01:01:34.233 --> 01:01:36.137 Okay. You can absolutely make it to your bow. 01:01:36.201 --> 01:01:36.513 Okay. 01:01:36.569 --> 01:01:42.521 You've only done a bonus action. Stealthing is technically an action. Right. You can grab your bow. Okay. 01:01:42.633 --> 01:01:48.681 And that's all I've got time. So cast the spell. Move very quietly to pick my bow up. 01:01:48.753 --> 01:01:49.057 Okay. 01:01:49.121 --> 01:01:50.105 And that's where I'm at. 01:01:50.225 --> 01:01:50.641 Cool. 01:01:50.713 --> 01:01:55.089 Cause I've gotten out of stuff at this point, but I'm a little less hurt than I was. 01:01:55.137 --> 01:01:58.041 I just realized that the party that split up split up again. 01:01:58.153 --> 01:02:01.045 Yeah, the party splitter. 01:02:01.945 --> 01:02:03.365 Yeah. Splintered. 01:02:04.905 --> 01:02:09.665 Mel, you are locked in a room with a thing with scary red eyes that hits weird, hard. 01:02:09.745 --> 01:02:13.685 Yeah. Devil don't like that. Mel's gonna try to hit it back. 01:02:14.505 --> 01:02:17.976 Weird hard, like, 17 times. 01:02:18.116 --> 01:02:22.866 Okay. So there's an 11 that misses. 01:02:23.006 --> 01:02:23.565 Yep. 01:02:23.705 --> 01:02:33.055 And a 16 and is 22 hits firmly for seven more points of damage. 01:02:33.475 --> 01:02:34.335 Okay. 01:02:35.155 --> 01:02:45.275 And then unarmed attacks for dirty. 20 hits for. Ooh. 9 points of damage. 01:02:45.395 --> 01:02:49.779 Okay. It's looking all sorts of rough. 01:02:49.867 --> 01:02:51.541 Well, in that case, she's going to flurry. 01:02:51.643 --> 01:02:52.365 Okay. 01:02:54.825 --> 01:03:01.418 For that one misses. 10 misses and an 18. And six hits. 01:03:01.515 --> 01:03:01.905 Yeah. 01:03:02.003 --> 01:03:02.393 Yep. 01:03:02.490 --> 01:03:03.481 24 hits. 01:03:03.593 --> 01:03:23.359 Oh, nice. I crit it again or I full damage. So that's another nine points of damage. So. Because before she'd hit it with the machete. This time, it's unarmed. So this time, like, she's doing her, like, her flurry jab punch. And then again she gets this one right between the glowing red eyes. 01:03:23.447 --> 01:03:24.075 Nice. 01:03:24.535 --> 01:03:28.915 And then she says, oh, crap, I had a good one. 01:03:29.535 --> 01:03:30.727 That's a weird thing to say. 01:03:30.751 --> 01:03:31.767 It's an odd. 01:03:31.951 --> 01:03:33.835 Oh, crap, I had a good one. 01:03:35.135 --> 01:03:35.875 What? 01:03:36.455 --> 01:03:38.975 No, it's gone. It was a good one. 01:03:39.055 --> 01:03:39.559 Crap. 01:03:39.647 --> 01:03:54.161 Okay. She punches it right between the eyes and goes. I am so tired. And opens her door to go out to the hall because she doesn't like being locked in a dark room with the door shut. 01:03:54.273 --> 01:03:57.009 Door is jammed. It was slammed pretty aggressively. 01:03:57.137 --> 01:04:01.965 Ah, damn it. She's gotta cuss at the door for the remainder of her movement. 01:04:05.785 --> 01:04:12.949 Cool. Ulnak. You felt something try to hit you and you felt something that you sort of hit. 01:04:13.077 --> 01:04:16.413 Yeah, I know something's close to me. 01:04:16.469 --> 01:04:16.965 Yeah. 01:04:17.085 --> 01:04:19.549 I'm gonna take another circle swing. 01:04:19.717 --> 01:04:21.821 Okay. Disadvantage again. 01:04:21.893 --> 01:04:26.145 Even though I hear Mel like damn it, I can't get out. I was like hang tight. 01:04:28.645 --> 01:04:29.865 With disadvantage. 01:04:31.165 --> 01:04:32.933 Oh, no wonder she can't get probably. 01:04:32.989 --> 01:04:37.225 The one I rolled. It is not. That's a four. Okay. 01:04:37.525 --> 01:04:38.829 I might not be strong enough to. 01:04:38.837 --> 01:04:42.989 Own even with the modifier. That's a 10. So cool. 01:04:43.037 --> 01:04:44.225 And I didn't do it. 01:04:45.005 --> 01:04:54.421 Dang it. All right, well that's not an old knock style. That was too pg. It definitely wouldn't have been. Ah, shucky darns. 01:04:54.493 --> 01:04:55.357 Mel's cussing it up. 01:04:55.381 --> 01:04:56.385 Darn it. Mister. 01:04:57.685 --> 01:04:58.573 You're pulling on the door. 01:04:58.589 --> 01:05:00.905 Like you sure are vexing me good sir. 01:05:01.845 --> 01:05:04.915 And old X over here going whoopsie. 01:05:05.375 --> 01:05:06.367 Oh man. 01:05:06.511 --> 01:05:25.759 I am going mildly out of order. Just cuz switching between the two maps is a pain in the butt. So 3 and 4 and then 1 and 2 are going to do their thing on on the initiative order. Cuz they're all grouped together anyway. So I get to roll with advantage. 01:05:25.807 --> 01:05:27.995 I'm remembering that that sounds more like. 01:05:31.895 --> 01:05:33.755 16 plus to hit the null knock. 01:05:34.295 --> 01:05:39.355 Yeah, I'm still raging though. So you. 01:05:41.335 --> 01:05:43.351 Eight points of force damage. 01:05:43.463 --> 01:05:44.711 So just half to four. 01:05:44.783 --> 01:05:45.475 Okay. 01:05:47.255 --> 01:05:52.303 Wish I could have my damage to four. I'm getting my ass kicked down here. 01:05:52.359 --> 01:05:54.875 We'll just turn into a raging meathead and problem solved. 01:06:00.285 --> 01:06:01.225 And then. 01:06:07.365 --> 01:06:09.385 I didn't know unlock spoke marine. 01:06:10.125 --> 01:06:11.661 Ra ra ra ra ra. 01:06:11.773 --> 01:06:13.865 Unlocks become Scooby Doo as. 01:06:17.605 --> 01:06:18.573 17 to hit. 01:06:18.629 --> 01:06:19.305 Yeah. 01:06:19.965 --> 01:06:29.673 The other chair in the sitting room gets launched at you doing most of the time. 01:06:29.689 --> 01:06:30.201 It's the barbarian. 01:06:30.233 --> 01:06:38.913 Four points of chair damage. Why didn't the damage apply half to two. Yeah. So for a total of six this round, right? Yeah. 01:06:39.009 --> 01:06:40.205 Ow. Damn it. 01:06:40.625 --> 01:06:41.249 There we go. 01:06:41.297 --> 01:06:43.045 Stop fucking throwing chairs at me. 01:06:44.825 --> 01:06:48.005 Mel starts to think maybe she should stay in the locked room. 01:06:49.025 --> 01:06:51.717 Maybe I'm safe here. Yeah, just hang out. 01:06:51.741 --> 01:06:53.717 If I can't get out, they also can't get in. 01:06:53.821 --> 01:06:54.865 Exactly. 01:06:56.605 --> 01:07:04.261 Alrighty. That's what happens upstairs, downstairs. Cause you're fucking ninja. 01:07:04.333 --> 01:07:07.621 Ghost is the word you're looking for. I'm a fucking ghost. 01:07:07.813 --> 01:07:08.237 Correct. 01:07:08.301 --> 01:07:23.911 So now they only does know existing. So because I foresee us possibly running into this, you have to know the things there to get an opportunity attack on it. 01:07:23.943 --> 01:07:29.231 I'm looking it up right now. I believe you have to be able to see it. I believe it's just. I'm looking it up right now. 01:07:29.303 --> 01:07:30.775 I think so. Because I think I used to. 01:07:30.815 --> 01:07:33.955 With our weird two ships crossing in the night thing here. 01:07:34.975 --> 01:07:36.503 Something's there maybe. 01:07:36.639 --> 01:07:37.355 Yeah. 01:07:37.735 --> 01:07:39.839 That's why I'm just swinging an ax in a circle. 01:07:39.927 --> 01:07:40.199 Open. 01:07:40.247 --> 01:07:41.845 I get fucking contact. 01:07:42.585 --> 01:07:57.385 I. I feel like from the outside, the way this battle looks right now is Mel's too weak to open a door and Ol knocks upstairs. Just spinning around in circles with his axe out. Just pretty much doing a little ballerina. 01:07:57.465 --> 01:07:59.585 And downstairs you can't see anything. 01:07:59.625 --> 01:08:02.125 Yeah, it just cuts to downstairs and nothing. 01:08:03.065 --> 01:08:08.619 It just like fades through the floor. The camera fades through the floor to look downstairs and just. Just black. 01:08:08.787 --> 01:08:09.435 Or would it be. 01:08:09.475 --> 01:08:12.175 They need to roll stealth for you to not know they're there? 01:08:12.555 --> 01:08:14.139 Yes. So I should. 01:08:14.187 --> 01:08:14.787 That could work. 01:08:14.851 --> 01:08:21.491 I should have an. I'm currently not moving, but if they're moving, I should have an opportunity to perceive their location. 01:08:21.563 --> 01:08:29.495 Okay, so they'll roll stealth. Stealth normally with advantage, but because of you. Disadvantage. So just a straight roll. 01:08:31.995 --> 01:08:32.451 Right? 01:08:32.523 --> 01:08:33.835 No, for stealth, they'd still have advantage. 01:08:33.875 --> 01:08:35.013 Still have advantage. Okay. 01:08:35.139 --> 01:08:36.809 Yeah. Stealthy shelf advantage. 01:08:36.937 --> 01:08:54.697 Dope. Okay, you know where this one is? An opportunity attack on this thing. I don't know how it makes noise, but it does a bad job of sneaking invisibly and not touching the ground. You're aware of where it is. It disrupts the moat of dust in the air. 01:08:54.761 --> 01:08:58.529 I feel. I feel the air swish across my face. 01:08:58.617 --> 01:09:07.947 So you take a bow in your hand, but you can punch. Unless you still have bow in one hand, rapier in the other. 01:09:08.051 --> 01:09:11.171 I guess I haven't technically dropped the rapier. 01:09:11.243 --> 01:09:12.315 You can rapier it. 01:09:12.395 --> 01:09:13.395 All right, that's good. 01:09:13.435 --> 01:09:14.931 That sounded wrong. 01:09:15.043 --> 01:09:17.915 Staff might be the word. That's the verb. 01:09:17.995 --> 01:09:19.035 Rapier status. 01:09:19.155 --> 01:09:24.171 Okay. All right. This one's going to do something quite similar. 01:09:24.363 --> 01:09:27.945 Yeah. I fill the air and I poke. 01:09:30.845 --> 01:09:40.821 I feel like after the camera pans down into the completely black downstairs, where you just hear a lot of the sounds of air moving around it. Then pans over and there's James and Emery. 01:09:40.893 --> 01:09:48.333 Because we don't fight invisible things very often. If you're trying to do. Can you do a ranged attack against something you cannot see? 01:09:48.389 --> 01:09:48.941 You can. 01:09:49.013 --> 01:09:51.053 How does that just disadvantage or how does that work? 01:09:51.149 --> 01:10:01.143 If you. You have first. Generally, you have to succeed on a perception check to figure out where they're at. Once you do that, then you have disadvantage on the attack against that spot. Unless you're a sharpshooter. 01:10:01.239 --> 01:10:14.503 Okay, cool. So you know, you heard the thing moving. It kept moving the first one, but you know the direction it's moving in. 01:10:14.679 --> 01:10:18.609 Yeah, basically. I know it's general location. I can make a shot at it. 01:10:18.657 --> 01:10:22.857 Okay, yeah, you can shoot at it. You do not detect the other one at all. 01:10:22.921 --> 01:10:23.565 Okay. 01:10:25.225 --> 01:10:29.125 And that takes us all the way around the lap back up to Elliot. 01:10:29.825 --> 01:10:37.777 Excellent. So now that I know the location of one, I'm gonna take my two shots. Because of my sharpshooter feet, I don't have disadvantage on the attack. 01:10:37.881 --> 01:10:38.565 Okay. 01:10:40.425 --> 01:10:44.738 So attack number one. Yes. 22. 01:10:44.947 --> 01:10:45.891 22. 01:10:46.003 --> 01:10:49.735 For seven points of piercing damage. 01:10:50.355 --> 01:10:53.895 Perfect. And there's nothing that makes that magic, right? 01:10:54.795 --> 01:10:55.563 No, not currently. 01:10:55.619 --> 01:10:56.867 Okay. All right. 01:10:57.011 --> 01:10:59.899 Second attack, maybe 17. 01:10:59.987 --> 01:11:00.815 Oh, yeah. 01:11:01.995 --> 01:11:03.947 For six points of piercing damage. 01:11:04.011 --> 01:11:12.705 Okay. You hear it scream. You already knew where that one was. It doesn't like getting shut. 01:11:14.165 --> 01:11:18.885 I'm going to take a very slow, quiet step to the right. 01:11:19.005 --> 01:11:19.533 To the right. 01:11:19.589 --> 01:11:20.749 One spot. 01:11:20.877 --> 01:11:24.213 Okay, quick battleship, but the ships are always moving. 01:11:24.269 --> 01:11:28.373 Go ahead and reroll stealth to see how slow and quiet it is. Seems like you did just shoot 16. 01:11:28.476 --> 01:11:31.005 Plus stealth is 6. 22. 01:11:31.045 --> 01:11:37.325 Okay, cool. Mel, you're in a room. 01:11:38.425 --> 01:11:39.985 Are there any windows in here? 01:11:40.105 --> 01:11:41.329 Hoarded, but yes. 01:11:41.417 --> 01:11:42.577 Is there any light coming through the. 01:11:42.601 --> 01:11:47.521 Windows like you can kind of see? It's not like blackout curtains. 01:11:47.713 --> 01:11:58.769 Tapping into her inner awareness of the universe, can she sense that there might be anything else in there with her now that she's killed the thing with the glowy red eyes? 01:11:58.857 --> 01:12:00.519 Go ahead and roll a percentage. 01:12:00.717 --> 01:12:02.335 Mel's going zen. 01:12:03.675 --> 01:12:08.392 That'd be a passive of 9. Or 4, as the case may be. 01:12:08.478 --> 01:12:11.587 Or 4. To the best of your knowledge, you. 01:12:11.611 --> 01:12:16.387 Are alone in this room, and I can hear what's going on in the hall. 01:12:16.491 --> 01:12:21.931 You do hear Olnak sounding. It would sound almost like he's chopping lumber. 01:12:22.123 --> 01:12:24.971 Do you need help out there? 01:12:25.083 --> 01:12:28.193 I don't know. There's things throwing things at me. 01:12:28.329 --> 01:12:33.881 I will continue to attempt to open the door, which, given my current predicament, might actually take a strength check. 01:12:33.993 --> 01:12:42.065 Yeah, you did actively perceive the room as an action. Okay, so next turn, I'll let you strength check the door. 01:12:42.225 --> 01:12:47.961 I'm stuck in here. Give me a sec. Or six. 01:12:48.113 --> 01:12:51.017 I'm fighting things. I can't see again and I don't like it. 01:12:51.201 --> 01:12:52.689 And oldnock it's your turn to try. 01:12:52.737 --> 01:12:55.045 I'm gonna fucking spinny. Rooney, Rooney, ro. 01:12:55.125 --> 01:12:56.545 Go for it. Disadvantage. 01:12:58.565 --> 01:13:01.463 So first one's a 12 plus 6. 01:13:01.590 --> 01:13:02.098 18. 01:13:02.225 --> 01:13:04.639 That's 7 plus 6. 01:13:04.766 --> 01:13:06.545 13. Yeah, nice. 01:13:06.672 --> 01:13:09.785 An 8. 5 plus 3. 01:13:11.605 --> 01:13:16.585 You feel yourself make contact on a thingy. It screams at you. 01:13:19.315 --> 01:13:22.787 Yeah. I can't see you and I'm still hitting you. You guys fucking suck at this. 01:13:22.931 --> 01:13:33.015 15 plus. That's 10 damage halved. Okay, two. Five for you as nothing hits you in the face really hard. Ow. 01:13:33.315 --> 01:13:35.315 I should. Maybe I should stop talking shit. 01:13:35.395 --> 01:13:38.115 It catches you totally unawares. You can't see the punch coming. 01:13:38.155 --> 01:13:38.707 Yeah. 01:13:38.851 --> 01:13:39.691 Oh, fuck. 01:13:39.763 --> 01:13:43.803 Okay. Does it feel like a tiny fist or a big fist? 01:13:43.979 --> 01:13:48.303 It feels like a wall of force. 01:13:48.479 --> 01:13:50.115 So it doesn't feel like a fist. 01:13:50.575 --> 01:13:51.031 Nine. 01:13:51.103 --> 01:13:55.435 All right, that makes the last four. Go fish. I win again. 01:13:56.255 --> 01:14:01.235 God damn it. Throw my cards down. Sorry, Jacob. Don't repeat that. 01:14:03.935 --> 01:14:13.023 19 plus. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, that's another 10 halved to 5 damage as something from a different position hits you. 01:14:13.159 --> 01:14:16.127 Ow. All right, so maybe I shouldn't have talked that shit. 01:14:16.191 --> 01:14:16.455 Fuck. 01:14:16.495 --> 01:14:18.631 You guys are getting better. I'm gonna shut up. 01:14:18.703 --> 01:14:22.155 The biggest change is your dungeon master remembered they get advantage on you. 01:14:24.975 --> 01:14:25.663 That would help. 01:14:25.719 --> 01:14:26.447 Can't dodge them. 01:14:26.511 --> 01:14:27.615 That would help for them. Yeah. 01:14:27.655 --> 01:14:28.239 All right. 01:14:28.367 --> 01:14:31.815 They don't get advantage on Elliot. They get an advantage on me. Right? 01:14:31.895 --> 01:14:33.115 Well, yeah, they can see. 01:14:34.895 --> 01:14:37.173 I can hear commonness or whatever. Yeah, he can. 01:14:37.239 --> 01:14:41.569 My alert feed. I can hear them swinging. So they lose that advantage even if I can't see them. 01:14:41.657 --> 01:14:44.386 And I'm just Mr. Oblivious. You're like, Ow. 01:14:44.461 --> 01:14:46.725 You rolled a 22 to yourself. 01:14:47.105 --> 01:14:47.537 Yes. 01:14:47.601 --> 01:14:48.201 Yes. 01:14:48.353 --> 01:14:55.121 Yeah, that's what their perception. They'd have to take an action to try to find me or perceive me, I guess would be the. 01:14:55.313 --> 01:14:58.325 All right, this guy didn't want his house back, Right. 01:14:59.345 --> 01:15:01.841 I was worried. I was thinking about just burning the house down. 01:15:01.913 --> 01:15:04.923 You're. Your passive perception is what? 01:15:05.059 --> 01:15:05.451 12. 01:15:05.538 --> 01:15:17.415 12. Okay, cool. You hear something to your right. The one that you were hitting. You no longer detect. Your turn. 01:15:18.435 --> 01:15:46.841 The one. So I did hear one. I do know the location of one of them. That's the one. I'm going to take my. I'm going to reach into my cool magical quiver and pull out my two arrows as silently as possible. Which is pretty good, by the way. It does give away my position every time I attack. So I'm gonna take my two shots. Yes. Both of them hit. I've got a 19 and a 16 plus a bunch. So the first one the damage is 10 points of piercing. 01:15:46.913 --> 01:15:47.489 Okay. 01:15:47.617 --> 01:16:06.203 And the second one is going to be 12 points of piercing. So 10 and 22 points of piercing total. And then I'm going to take a very quiet, stealthy step backwards. 01:16:06.379 --> 01:16:08.147 You are up against the wall. 01:16:08.251 --> 01:16:12.443 Do I know I'm against the wall? Cause I could bump and go, oh, shit, there's the wall. 01:16:12.499 --> 01:16:15.907 Yeah, you would because you went to the wall to pick up your bow. 01:16:15.971 --> 01:16:16.595 Okay. 01:16:16.755 --> 01:16:19.051 And then you move to the right so, you know you're pretty much the same. 01:16:19.083 --> 01:16:20.887 I'm gonna take another step to the right. 01:16:21.011 --> 01:16:21.791 Okay. 01:16:21.983 --> 01:16:22.407 Stealth. 01:16:22.471 --> 01:16:23.175 Go ahead and reroll. 01:16:23.215 --> 01:16:25.495 Stealth 23. 01:16:25.655 --> 01:16:26.327 Okay. 01:16:26.471 --> 01:16:29.471 You're increasing by one every single time. 01:16:29.503 --> 01:16:36.151 I can't get much higher. I can't get much stealthier than I am right now. It's the only thing keeping me alive right now is how quiet I am. 01:16:36.343 --> 01:16:37.607 Mel, you're in a room that. 01:16:37.631 --> 01:16:39.335 And we're making a lot of noise upstairs. 01:16:39.415 --> 01:16:40.991 And you think you're alone. 01:16:41.143 --> 01:16:46.941 I think I'm alone. I still think I'm alone. And I'm gonna try keep trying to open the stuck door. 01:16:47.063 --> 01:16:47.825 Give me a strength. 01:16:47.865 --> 01:16:50.097 Check minus two. 01:16:50.201 --> 01:16:51.325 Minus two. 01:16:52.705 --> 01:16:53.345 Rudolph. 01:16:53.385 --> 01:16:54.445 That's her current. 01:16:55.545 --> 01:16:56.685 That's a seven. 01:16:57.105 --> 01:16:58.033 Oh, my God. 01:16:58.129 --> 01:17:00.641 You throw your shoulder into the door and the door wins. 01:17:00.793 --> 01:17:01.805 Minus two. 01:17:03.265 --> 01:17:04.125 Ow. 01:17:04.625 --> 01:17:05.365 Ow. 01:17:05.825 --> 01:17:08.005 All right, maybe I should help Mel out real quick. 01:17:09.105 --> 01:17:12.845 I said I can defeat demons, but I can't defeat doors. 01:17:14.105 --> 01:17:16.441 You hear something hit a door behind. 01:17:16.473 --> 01:17:17.929 You and I'm near the door. 01:17:18.057 --> 01:17:21.177 You're five from the door. You'd have to move to get to the door. 01:17:21.241 --> 01:17:24.353 So I'm gonna. That uses partial movement. 01:17:24.489 --> 01:17:25.165 Yeah. 01:17:25.825 --> 01:17:31.325 I would still have 20ft tech. 25ft. Technically, yes. Okay, so I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna try to open the door. 01:17:32.305 --> 01:17:38.369 You're gonna take. You get hit because of a opportunity attack. Yep. 19 plus some shit. 01:17:38.417 --> 01:17:39.365 Fuck you. 01:17:40.525 --> 01:17:45.225 And then the damage amount of 13 halved to 6. 01:17:45.645 --> 01:17:47.869 Really glad I'm raging because that would have fucked me up. 01:17:47.917 --> 01:17:50.825 Yes. Go ahead and roll strength on the door. 01:17:52.885 --> 01:17:53.773 That's a nat 20. 01:17:53.829 --> 01:17:59.069 You vote. I was going to say you got advantage, but never mind. You can hit the door so hard. 01:17:59.157 --> 01:18:01.585 It throws Mel across the room. 01:18:02.845 --> 01:18:05.265 How do you open the door? What do you do? 01:18:05.715 --> 01:18:07.771 Okay, so it's. I fucking. 01:18:07.883 --> 01:18:10.027 You know, it opens into the hallway, if that matters. 01:18:10.131 --> 01:18:22.411 Okay. So I would have just grabbed it and yank on it. Sounded like Mel couldn't get it, so I'm expecting this door to be fucking stuck. So I grabbed that bitch both hands and just yank. 01:18:22.483 --> 01:18:23.499 And it's a privacy. 01:18:23.627 --> 01:18:25.035 Rip that bitch off the hinges. 01:18:25.155 --> 01:18:27.531 Face plants on the ground in front of you. 01:18:27.683 --> 01:18:34.305 Unbeknownst to both of you, the force with which it got slammed had started to crack it. And you rip it off the hinges. You have a door. 01:18:36.285 --> 01:18:37.877 What the fuck just happened? 01:18:38.021 --> 01:18:41.465 I could say the same thing right now, actually. 01:18:44.485 --> 01:18:47.629 So I still have movement and I have no actions, though, huh? 01:18:47.797 --> 01:18:48.945 Correct. Correct. 01:18:49.525 --> 01:18:53.625 So I'm just gonna back away from the door so I have a little distance between me and Mel. 01:18:54.405 --> 01:18:55.225 Okay. 01:18:55.565 --> 01:18:57.397 The door's still in your hand because she came. 01:18:57.541 --> 01:18:59.465 It's a shield now. No. 01:19:01.245 --> 01:19:04.117 Just set the door down gently and back the five feet. 01:19:04.141 --> 01:19:08.757 You already moved back up. Yeah, I'm gonna go back to where I was. 01:19:08.821 --> 01:19:10.145 Back to where you were? Yeah. 01:19:10.565 --> 01:19:15.253 Because that should get me at least, because you know that once upon a. 01:19:15.269 --> 01:19:16.349 Time there was something there. 01:19:16.397 --> 01:19:19.253 Yeah. That would put me out of range of hitting Mel accidentally as well. 01:19:19.349 --> 01:19:20.381 Yes, currently. 01:19:20.573 --> 01:19:21.905 Thank you for that. 01:19:23.925 --> 01:19:24.877 All right. 01:19:25.061 --> 01:19:30.965 Because I'm mo be swinging it random again. I don't know what's out there. I can't see it. 01:19:31.745 --> 01:19:32.897 14 to hit. 01:19:33.041 --> 01:19:35.765 Hold up, Matches. Yeah. 01:19:36.265 --> 01:19:42.285 You're going to take five halved to two. Okay. 01:19:43.705 --> 01:19:46.845 No, I'm okay with it. They can keep doing that. That's fine. 01:19:48.225 --> 01:19:49.365 And then you. 01:19:52.835 --> 01:19:54.655 I'm a good damage sponge. 01:19:56.035 --> 01:19:57.259 17 plus. 01:19:57.427 --> 01:19:58.455 Fuck you. 01:20:00.955 --> 01:20:03.975 I feel like you're regretting your previous statement. 01:20:06.595 --> 01:20:08.667 I mean, I can take it, but it still sucks. 01:20:08.811 --> 01:20:11.307 14 halved to 7 damage. Stop. 01:20:11.411 --> 01:20:13.055 Stop hitting me so hard. 01:20:14.755 --> 01:20:19.455 You guys gotta start killing these things. I'm a little stressed over here. 01:20:19.875 --> 01:20:22.575 Look, I was stymied by a door, okay? 01:20:22.945 --> 01:20:27.165 If it makes you feel any better, the downstairs is just kind of a joke. 01:20:28.705 --> 01:20:31.565 It just kind of happened to that bucket. 01:20:33.905 --> 01:20:37.885 It's just two things. Three things. Slowly moving. 01:20:39.105 --> 01:20:41.005 He's around here somewhere. 01:20:41.545 --> 01:20:43.365 We're gonna fucking find him. 01:20:43.985 --> 01:20:47.045 They could give up and go away. I'm not giving up. 01:20:49.345 --> 01:20:53.363 Oh, God. All right, Jacob. And with that, that's the last king. I win again. 01:20:53.419 --> 01:20:55.571 You rolled a 23 this time for stealth. 01:20:55.643 --> 01:20:56.203 Yes. 01:20:56.339 --> 01:21:00.691 What are you playing? Are you playing go fish with a pinochle duck or something? 01:21:00.763 --> 01:21:01.683 Just a regular duck? 01:21:01.739 --> 01:21:03.815 No, I'm using mage hand with a mirror behind him. 01:21:11.595 --> 01:21:12.219 Okay. 01:21:12.307 --> 01:21:14.467 Mage hand is just holding up fingers to say. 01:21:14.531 --> 01:21:17.255 And Jeff just says, I really don't understand this game. 01:21:19.245 --> 01:21:28.305 One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish. You cannot have green eggs in ham. I will not have them in a can. 01:21:29.485 --> 01:21:35.385 That sounds like a brilliant idea, though, using mage hand to do the numbers to say, like, what you need. 01:21:36.085 --> 01:21:38.933 Although mage Hand doesn't technically see, it. 01:21:38.949 --> 01:21:42.925 Knows partial sign language symbols. 01:21:42.965 --> 01:21:43.669 But the hand. 01:21:43.757 --> 01:21:45.749 Okay, first. So it would need the. 01:21:45.877 --> 01:21:48.025 It's mage hand, not mage eyeballs. 01:21:48.325 --> 01:21:50.805 Fair. I'm just going to get some eyes. It's a different spell. 01:21:50.965 --> 01:21:53.253 Like this fucking mirror randomly floating behind. 01:21:53.269 --> 01:21:54.677 That arcane sensor is the one you. 01:21:54.701 --> 01:21:55.997 Need for that one arcane sensor. 01:21:56.061 --> 01:21:56.453 There you go. 01:21:56.469 --> 01:21:57.437 That's a useful. 01:21:57.621 --> 01:21:59.745 Yay. We don't know where that one is. 01:22:02.525 --> 01:22:06.197 That's the highlight of the downstairs battles. You can't see it. 01:22:06.301 --> 01:22:09.317 Fuck. That's two Nat 20s in a row. You don't know where these guys went. Oh, damn. 01:22:09.381 --> 01:22:10.157 Shit. 01:22:10.341 --> 01:22:11.737 Combat continues. 01:22:11.901 --> 01:22:12.605 Ah. 01:22:14.825 --> 01:22:17.353 They also have no fucking idea where you are. 01:22:17.409 --> 01:22:18.497 Yeah, they don't know where you are either. 01:22:18.561 --> 01:22:24.073 That's the important part. They're gonna make a noise eventually. 01:22:24.129 --> 01:22:25.433 This is a shortcut scene. 01:22:25.489 --> 01:22:27.873 Elliot's turn chasing. 01:22:27.969 --> 01:22:31.805 I'm going to make a perception check to try to perceive something. 01:22:32.425 --> 01:22:34.685 Perceive something. Them in particular. 01:22:35.025 --> 01:22:47.773 Yeah, I'm trying to figure out where they're at. I'm not taking a shot until I 16 + Perception 18. So if they roll 20, I don't know where they're at. 01:22:47.829 --> 01:22:48.985 You don't know where they are. 01:22:51.365 --> 01:22:54.065 I take the dodge. 01:22:57.365 --> 01:22:57.997 Okay. 01:22:58.101 --> 01:23:03.685 No, that's not true. That's not true. If I hear one of them persuade it, I'm going to take a shot. 01:23:03.725 --> 01:23:05.075 Okay. Okay. 01:23:05.155 --> 01:23:05.531 Sorry. 01:23:05.603 --> 01:23:10.739 Do you just need to wait for upstairs to stumble their way to success and then I'm sitting there at like. 01:23:10.787 --> 01:23:13.995 Half draw listening for the tiniest. 01:23:14.115 --> 01:23:26.335 So again, because we're in very, very nitpicky rules territory. If you're waiting to perceive them, does that mean we run with your 18 and they roll a stealth again or is it based off your passive. 01:23:27.475 --> 01:23:30.563 No, that would be my. Because I'm listening it. 01:23:30.739 --> 01:23:31.995 If they move again, they have to. 01:23:32.035 --> 01:23:39.635 If they move again, they have to reroll a stealth. And if it beat your 18. Yeah, and if they are below it, then I perceive him. That will fire off my reaction. 01:23:40.335 --> 01:23:47.111 We are in the weeds, folks. Nel, you're not in a room by yourself anymore. 01:23:47.223 --> 01:23:54.327 No, I'm laying in the hallway, I picked myself up and I see old Nok went back. Went down the hallway. 01:23:54.391 --> 01:23:58.555 Yeah, he's literally like. If you are in the hallway, he's five feet from you. 01:23:59.135 --> 01:23:59.711 What? 01:23:59.823 --> 01:24:02.589 He is fully geared up to hit something. 01:24:02.757 --> 01:24:03.013 Yeah. 01:24:03.029 --> 01:24:04.557 Ohnluck's going weed whacking. 01:24:04.701 --> 01:24:11.045 I knew. Well, I mean, I feel like I kind of guessed there was something in there. There's nothing more with the red eyes, right? 01:24:11.085 --> 01:24:12.709 I Have been talking shit the whole time. 01:24:12.757 --> 01:24:13.693 Yeah, you have been talking shit. 01:24:13.749 --> 01:24:14.625 That's normal. 01:24:16.005 --> 01:24:19.125 This is true. But I normally don't shout at nothing. 01:24:19.205 --> 01:24:25.389 To perceive these invisible things that Olnok thinks he's. That are throwing chairs at Olnok. 01:24:25.437 --> 01:24:27.789 I'm just imagining damage. Ow. 01:24:27.877 --> 01:24:31.303 Oh, that's a nat 20. I perceive something. Woo hoo. 01:24:31.429 --> 01:24:39.003 Okay, you can tell that there is one to Olnok's southwest and northwest. 01:24:39.179 --> 01:24:41.107 Okay, I'm gonna go to the. 01:24:41.171 --> 01:24:44.059 And you are on his south southwest. 01:24:44.227 --> 01:24:47.931 And bonus action. Punch it. 01:24:48.003 --> 01:24:49.507 Okay, Bonus action. Punch it. 01:24:49.571 --> 01:24:54.563 14 hits Kia for six points of damage. 01:24:54.619 --> 01:25:04.105 Okay. You jab your fist forward and you feel the air is really thick there. 01:25:04.525 --> 01:25:06.425 This is really weird. 01:25:07.805 --> 01:25:09.465 And that one finally takes damage. 01:25:11.525 --> 01:25:20.145 Oh great. So I got a bloodied one somewhere. I gotta find that little bastard. 01:25:20.685 --> 01:25:24.845 Olnak. You got a bloodied one somewhere. And you gotta find that little bastard. 01:25:24.885 --> 01:25:30.473 Reckless attack. That I should have been doing the whole time. Reckless attack. So it's just a straight roll now. 01:25:30.569 --> 01:25:31.245 Okay. 01:25:31.985 --> 01:25:35.617 Could you maybe swing in like a three quarter circle? 01:25:35.801 --> 01:25:38.513 She is right next to you now then. 01:25:38.569 --> 01:25:45.761 Yeah, but I mean let's hope that something's there. There's one kind of in front of me. That should work. Let's do that. 16. 01:25:45.849 --> 01:25:47.071 It's max damage. 01:25:47.159 --> 01:25:51.045 12 plus 6 or 3. 5. Almost 5. 17. 01:25:52.105 --> 01:25:53.249 What are you in an auction? 01:25:53.297 --> 01:25:54.245 What are you doing? 01:25:55.105 --> 01:25:58.489 12 plus 5. I was like 6. 01:25:58.587 --> 01:25:59.470 3 5. 01:25:59.568 --> 01:26:03.884 Wait. I know 17. Eagerly waiting with the type. 01:26:03.982 --> 01:26:22.811 We have 30. So I. Because I know Mel's behind me, right? She's behind. Ish. Correct. So I'm gonna swing in front of me and stop before I get behind the moon. So I'm like post. I'm in the winning pose and I sling. 01:26:22.883 --> 01:26:24.015 I hit something. 01:26:24.915 --> 01:26:29.775 I don't know if it's fucking dead, but I'm just like I got something. And then I stop. 01:26:30.755 --> 01:26:32.775 There you go. You did got something. 01:26:33.595 --> 01:26:35.971 And the air suddenly seems less thick. 01:26:36.043 --> 01:26:39.295 Yes. And nothing threw a chair at me yet. 01:26:40.875 --> 01:26:47.795 All right. Fucking 18 plus hit smell. 01:26:48.775 --> 01:26:49.687 Oh no. 01:26:49.751 --> 01:26:51.711 You just hit the air. So the air is going to hit. 01:26:51.743 --> 01:26:55.879 Back, which makes sense. And I will go out of rage if it. 01:26:56.047 --> 01:26:57.807 I really thought you just attacked. 01:26:57.911 --> 01:27:00.399 I attacked Health. I hit that thing. 01:27:00.527 --> 01:27:02.319 How much damage does this one do? 01:27:02.447 --> 01:27:03.115 11. 01:27:03.455 --> 01:27:04.399 Ouch. 01:27:04.567 --> 01:27:05.575 No, not have. 01:27:05.655 --> 01:27:06.911 Cuz you are not an all knock. 01:27:06.983 --> 01:27:08.759 No, I am not an all knock. 01:27:08.847 --> 01:27:13.395 So the air punches you straight in the schnoz hard. 01:27:14.305 --> 01:27:16.409 I can't get that fixed. 01:27:16.577 --> 01:27:30.165 Go ahead and make an opportunity attack. Because you perceive it so well last time moving away from you with pleasure. That words. 01:27:30.785 --> 01:27:33.849 That's gonna be a 12, 16, 18 to hit. 01:27:33.897 --> 01:27:34.565 Okay. 01:27:36.425 --> 01:27:38.543 That's only four points of damage though. 01:27:38.729 --> 01:27:39.611 Okay. 01:27:39.803 --> 01:27:41.963 It's hard to hit hard when you're. 01:27:42.059 --> 01:27:45.575 Mike Tyson to you and you kind of pawed at it a little bit. 01:27:46.355 --> 01:27:50.055 It's hard to hit hard when you can't see because your eyes are watering. 01:27:50.355 --> 01:27:51.827 You can't see it anyway. 01:27:51.971 --> 01:27:54.531 But my eyes are watering. It's distracting. 01:27:54.603 --> 01:27:56.695 It was more of a startled counterattack. 01:27:58.075 --> 01:28:02.015 It's like when something bites you and you just slap at it wildly. 01:28:04.645 --> 01:28:06.565 Oh, dope. I know what this one's gonna do. 01:28:06.645 --> 01:28:08.693 It punched me and I bitch slapped it. 01:28:08.829 --> 01:28:10.325 The DM is excited. That's. 01:28:10.445 --> 01:28:16.381 I just figured out how to fucking think. Ha ha. You are screwed. 01:28:16.573 --> 01:28:18.945 Download. Finish downloading. 01:28:19.565 --> 01:28:22.665 The DMs CPU finally cooled down. 01:28:24.925 --> 01:28:25.945 Where'd you go? 01:28:26.485 --> 01:28:33.225 It was one of those old Microsoft downloads that was wavering wildly between 67 years and 30 seconds. 01:28:38.065 --> 01:28:47.805 Lots of things have occurred. I'm screwed now, guys. Fucking oofta. 01:28:49.785 --> 01:28:56.297 There's a lot of expletives happening over there, but no one has any idea what's going on. I don't think the DM even knows anymore. 01:28:56.481 --> 01:28:58.445 There's a lot of faces too. 01:28:59.665 --> 01:29:02.105 Mel, does a nat20 hit you? 01:29:03.685 --> 01:29:04.541 Oh no. 01:29:04.653 --> 01:29:05.453 Oh no. 01:29:05.549 --> 01:29:07.181 Let me check the AC. 01:29:07.373 --> 01:29:08.093 Huh? 01:29:08.229 --> 01:29:10.425 Yeah, yeah. Nat 20 hits. 01:29:12.445 --> 01:29:16.965 Okay, that's a I just fucked up a party member face. 01:29:17.085 --> 01:29:20.505 Well, it only rolled 12 damage. 01:29:21.045 --> 01:29:23.853 I mean, you're not dead yet, but it's close. 01:29:23.989 --> 01:29:28.417 So that would be doubled or the damage dice doesn't. 01:29:28.521 --> 01:29:37.921 It doesn't have a plus to the hit. 3D6 straight for its hit for its damage. Okay, so it did 24 total damage. 01:29:37.953 --> 01:29:39.761 To you because it was a. 01:29:39.793 --> 01:29:40.917 Because it was 24 total damage. 01:29:40.971 --> 01:29:41.984 So 24 total damage. 01:29:42.037 --> 01:29:43.316 Yeah. And I have 25. 01:29:43.369 --> 01:29:45.209 No, wait, I have you at 18. 01:29:45.297 --> 01:29:47.481 Yeah, I don't know that's accurate. 01:29:47.673 --> 01:29:48.641 I'm unconscious. 01:29:48.713 --> 01:29:49.417 She's down. 01:29:49.521 --> 01:29:59.235 So the air comes at you really fucking hard olnock. You see Mel get and knock the fuck out. 01:29:59.855 --> 01:30:01.399 Yeah, there's another concussion. 01:30:01.447 --> 01:30:05.751 Ellen, I need you to hurry the fuck up down there. Mel's down. 01:30:05.903 --> 01:30:07.555 You hear nothing in response. 01:30:08.015 --> 01:30:09.195 You hear nothing. 01:30:09.935 --> 01:30:11.951 I'm just shouting so somebody hears. 01:30:11.983 --> 01:30:13.511 Yes, melt. That's fine. 01:30:13.623 --> 01:30:15.075 Elliot, are you there? 01:30:16.455 --> 01:30:22.045 Elliot in his mind is going, God damn it. Shit, this is gonna hurt. 01:30:23.545 --> 01:30:24.937 And that's another Go Fish victory. 01:30:25.001 --> 01:30:35.465 You hear something moving, but you again. The same swirly mote of dust you're learning to look out for. See it move to directly in front of you that activates your held action. 01:30:35.505 --> 01:30:36.565 Activates my attack? 01:30:37.185 --> 01:30:39.165 No, it is in its movement. 01:30:39.465 --> 01:30:40.591 18 hits. 01:30:40.710 --> 01:30:42.963 Just the mage hand. 01:30:43.082 --> 01:30:47.975 Yes. 11 points of piercing damage is halved to five. 01:30:49.275 --> 01:30:51.775 Okay, it knows where you are now. 01:30:52.235 --> 01:30:53.135 It does. 01:30:55.075 --> 01:30:57.587 It doesn't have advantage on you because you're weird. 01:30:57.731 --> 01:30:59.695 Yep. He's alert. 01:31:01.595 --> 01:31:09.255 15 plus to hit. Yeah, that still hits for 16 damage upon your face. 01:31:10.955 --> 01:31:13.295 Should we bail? Like, what the fuck? 01:31:13.675 --> 01:31:16.299 What if he was unconscious? So you are. 01:31:16.427 --> 01:31:18.387 You are near the door and you. 01:31:18.411 --> 01:31:19.748 Said it was 16? 01:31:19.942 --> 01:31:24.015 Yes, 16 force damage. And you know where it is. 01:31:25.155 --> 01:31:28.011 God, this is so stressful for not being there. 01:31:28.163 --> 01:31:30.255 I'm concerned. 01:31:31.035 --> 01:31:32.259 You should be. 01:31:32.347 --> 01:31:33.323 Elliot, I'm gonna wrinkle. 01:31:33.379 --> 01:31:35.811 You just got fucking decked. 01:31:36.003 --> 01:31:36.915 Yes, I did. 01:31:36.995 --> 01:32:00.205 By the air in front of you. You know it's there because it rolled a NAT one on its stealth. You have a door behind you. You have an old knock begging for your help upstairs. And you have a nothing hurting you in front of you. You are. You can make it to the stairs from where you are. The door got slammed shut. You have not tried opening it. 01:32:02.825 --> 01:32:05.085 I was called for help. I have to go. 01:32:05.745 --> 01:32:08.769 You do know that's going to risk an opportunity attack because you know it's right there. 01:32:08.817 --> 01:32:10.115 Unless he disengages. 01:32:10.535 --> 01:32:11.835 Unless she disengages. 01:32:13.095 --> 01:32:23.111 I'm going to have to because I can't take another hit. Okay, I'm going to disengage. I'm going to run up the stairs as far as fast as I possibly as his bony little legs will take him. 01:32:23.183 --> 01:32:28.887 You get literally to the foot of the stairs. Unless you disengage. So you can't. 01:32:28.951 --> 01:32:29.775 Because I can't dash. 01:32:29.855 --> 01:32:30.823 So, yeah, you get to the bottom. 01:32:30.839 --> 01:32:34.471 Of the stairs and then I'm going to holler. I'm coming. 01:32:34.583 --> 01:32:46.071 Hang on, Mel. I going to do it. Finally, we get to do a secret destination. Implemented this rule like 20 episodes ago. 01:32:46.143 --> 01:32:51.115 I would just like to point out that the DM just scared the out of me for jumping up, raising his arms. 01:32:52.575 --> 01:32:56.595 I nearly died. We. I did a secret death save. 01:32:58.815 --> 01:32:59.935 Yes, we've done it once. 01:32:59.975 --> 01:33:00.595 Yeah. 01:33:03.585 --> 01:33:04.445 Okay. 01:33:07.145 --> 01:33:08.033 That sounded bad. 01:33:08.089 --> 01:33:10.845 I don't know how to interpret. I hate this so much. 01:33:12.385 --> 01:33:13.033 God damn it. 01:33:13.049 --> 01:33:14.201 I shouldn't have given him that thing. 01:33:14.273 --> 01:33:16.965 If you play poker, you're very misleading. 01:33:17.865 --> 01:33:20.977 I do play poker. I do that. I don't know. 01:33:21.001 --> 01:33:26.085 I can pretty, pretty much tell that he was very excited to do something when he jumped up yelling with his arms. 01:33:26.995 --> 01:33:32.043 I gotta use the doctor death. Death. Dr. Dune surgeon. That's right. 01:33:32.179 --> 01:33:33.715 We had to Come up with another name. 01:33:33.795 --> 01:33:39.455 Yeah, this is exciting. Bull knock. Mel is at your feet. 01:33:39.875 --> 01:33:42.935 On the plus side, she's not standing up to hit with your ax. 01:33:43.595 --> 01:33:48.215 How much would my movement be slowed if I tried to Fireman's carry her and fucking bolt through a window. 01:33:49.475 --> 01:33:50.403 Yeah, Halved. 01:33:50.499 --> 01:33:52.617 Which means I am definitely not making it. 01:33:52.731 --> 01:33:54.749 No, you know you're not making it. 01:33:54.837 --> 01:34:01.797 I have. I don't know how many left are up here. I don't know that, do I? 01:34:01.981 --> 01:34:07.789 Correct. And you haven't even looked at any of the rooms. The only window you see is at the far end of the hallway, boarded. 01:34:07.877 --> 01:34:08.585 Okay. 01:34:09.005 --> 01:34:13.437 Which is your movement. It's 30ft from you. Yeah. 01:34:13.501 --> 01:34:17.545 So what you do is you use an unconscious Mel to bust through the window. 01:34:20.775 --> 01:34:22.315 Do not do that. 01:34:22.975 --> 01:34:25.555 You'll only suffer from CT later. 01:34:26.935 --> 01:34:30.995 What you do know is very inconveniently. 01:34:32.295 --> 01:34:32.799 I do. 01:34:32.847 --> 01:34:36.407 30Ft from you to the stairs. You are in the center. 01:34:36.591 --> 01:34:44.605 I want to say, I think he's got extra movement. Because at fifth level, as a barbarian, if you're not wearing armor, you get extra move movement. 01:34:46.105 --> 01:34:47.897 Where would I see my movement? Sorry. 01:34:48.001 --> 01:34:52.045 We have decided after this session, we're going to sit down and look at how to play a barbarian. 01:34:52.865 --> 01:34:53.225 Yeah. 01:34:53.265 --> 01:34:56.129 I can say we need to actually, like, write out his character sheet at some point. 01:34:56.177 --> 01:34:59.481 You're. There's fences and it should have. 01:34:59.513 --> 01:35:01.001 I printed it out there. 01:35:01.113 --> 01:35:02.222 Okay. It's 40, so. 01:35:02.288 --> 01:35:04.542 Okay. So you can make it 40. 01:35:04.608 --> 01:35:05.204 Holy crap. 01:35:05.271 --> 01:35:14.215 So that would make it down to 20 halves. Because you're carrying a person, you could damn near make it to the window. You know that, right? Can't make it. 01:35:17.395 --> 01:35:21.483 And I have good strength, so my confidence of us getting out of this window makes me happy. 01:35:21.579 --> 01:35:22.295 Okay. 01:35:22.755 --> 01:35:24.579 But all of this is making me. 01:35:24.627 --> 01:35:27.259 To the best of your knowledge, there are no windows you can go out of? 01:35:27.387 --> 01:35:27.699 Yes. 01:35:27.747 --> 01:35:30.579 Okay. So I wouldn't potentially be able to break through these. 01:35:30.747 --> 01:35:35.099 Not on this turn. If you're carrying Mel, you can make it to the window without Mel. No. 01:35:35.227 --> 01:35:36.203 I'm trying to say. 01:35:36.299 --> 01:35:36.875 Yeah, with Mel. 01:35:36.915 --> 01:35:37.355 No. 01:35:37.475 --> 01:35:39.375 So I'm fucking. 01:35:41.155 --> 01:35:41.975 Fuck. 01:35:43.115 --> 01:35:43.579 Fuck it. 01:35:43.587 --> 01:35:46.135 I'm gonna take another reckless attack and see if I can hit something. 01:35:46.755 --> 01:35:47.411 Okay. 01:35:47.523 --> 01:35:48.659 Because that makes more sense to me. 01:35:48.707 --> 01:35:53.295 So you would. I'm gonna assume you're attacking the nothing that just took Mel out. 01:35:54.115 --> 01:35:56.535 I'm gonna swing above Mel's unconscious body. 01:35:56.875 --> 01:35:59.375 Okay. Yes, Go ahead and roll. 01:36:06.675 --> 01:36:08.575 Sorry, Mel, that was a one. 01:36:14.635 --> 01:36:18.171 No, no, no, he's. You're laying on the ground. 01:36:18.323 --> 01:36:22.523 So my fucking, like, I just, like, fall as I'm trying to spin this. I'm like, ah, damn it. 01:36:22.579 --> 01:36:26.011 Right, like you spent too long hesitating over what to do. 01:36:26.083 --> 01:36:36.017 I panic because you're so worried about not hitting Mel, you forget that she has a wall next to her and you just beat the sh. You just continue. 01:36:36.121 --> 01:36:37.205 Like when I fought. 01:36:38.225 --> 01:36:39.005 Yeah. 01:36:39.465 --> 01:36:42.801 Which again, Mel is covered in drywall dust. 01:36:42.913 --> 01:36:46.009 Yeah, well, that's one of the less. 01:36:46.057 --> 01:36:46.305 Mel. 01:36:46.345 --> 01:36:47.425 Mel looks like a ghost Roll. 01:36:47.465 --> 01:36:52.285 An opportunity attack, please. Yeah, normal attack. 01:36:54.505 --> 01:36:56.961 That's what's 27? 6. 25. 01:36:57.033 --> 01:36:59.885 Fuck yeah. Yeah. It hits. Go and roll your damage. 01:37:03.665 --> 01:37:04.337 9. 01:37:04.481 --> 01:37:05.285 Okay. 01:37:07.065 --> 01:37:09.325 He's just yanking his ax out of the wallet. 01:37:11.225 --> 01:37:11.881 Straight through. 01:37:11.953 --> 01:37:12.361 Whatever. 01:37:12.433 --> 01:37:14.045 Oh, there you are, you little bastard. 01:37:15.985 --> 01:37:17.685 How'd you hit it when it was moving? 01:37:19.145 --> 01:37:20.473 15 for you. Olnock. 01:37:20.529 --> 01:37:21.125 Yeah. 01:37:21.655 --> 01:37:23.863 Book comes flying off the bookcase. 01:37:23.959 --> 01:37:25.915 Oh, a book. Olnuk's weakness. 01:37:28.575 --> 01:37:32.713 That book beans you in the face for a total of 6 points of damage halved. 01:37:32.779 --> 01:37:33.075 A3. 01:37:34.095 --> 01:37:37.755 Thank fuck. All right. Ow. 01:37:41.535 --> 01:37:42.383 It was an aggregate. 01:37:42.439 --> 01:37:49.225 And you are aware that something to your north west tried to hit you and failed to do so. 01:37:49.305 --> 01:37:49.965 Okay. 01:37:50.265 --> 01:37:52.129 Its title is Beans and you. 01:37:52.297 --> 01:37:55.577 I'm not talking shit anymore. I have given away my position too many times. 01:37:55.761 --> 01:37:59.765 It knows where you are, but it doesn't get advantage on you. It does get to attack you. 01:38:00.065 --> 01:38:00.761 Shit. 01:38:00.873 --> 01:38:03.481 Please miss the level. Fuck. 01:38:03.513 --> 01:38:04.793 Please miss, please miss. 01:38:04.889 --> 01:38:09.073 Eight plus four. Twelve misses. 01:38:09.169 --> 01:38:10.285 Finally miss. 01:38:10.585 --> 01:38:18.205 Another one of the living room chairs explodes on the wall near you and it's your turn. 01:38:19.105 --> 01:38:25.365 Okay, I'm going to run up to the top of the stairs. Hopefully I can get within. Hopefully I can touch Mel. 01:38:25.865 --> 01:38:26.393 Sure. 01:38:26.489 --> 01:38:42.969 Okay. I'll knock on coming. So I'll run up and I'll run up to Mel and I'm gonna see that she's unconscious and I'm gonna slam my hand down on her and cast cure wounds. You're gonna get what heals. Seven points. You're gonna get seven points of healing. 01:38:43.097 --> 01:38:43.925 Thank you. 01:38:45.505 --> 01:38:47.465 That's seven points of healing. First grape. 01:38:47.545 --> 01:38:51.345 Yes. And I'm gonna look at all nok and tell him, let's fire the housing. 01:38:51.425 --> 01:38:54.185 Let's get out of here. Out of here. I'm down. 01:38:54.305 --> 01:38:58.985 You did just leave the torch sitting on the floor. I think too. So like even if you go, well, I tossed. 01:38:59.025 --> 01:39:01.089 I didn't know if he had it in his hand or not. 01:39:01.257 --> 01:39:07.165 It's on the floor. I've been fighting like with a candlelight torch on the ground, just swinging partway there. 01:39:07.845 --> 01:39:10.733 Mel, you're laying on the ground, you're no longer unconscious. 01:39:10.829 --> 01:39:16.625 You fucking feel bad Oh, I died again, didn't I? 01:39:17.685 --> 01:39:19.397 Get up. We gotta get out of here. 01:39:19.541 --> 01:39:23.341 Okay, I'm gonna get up. Can we go downstairs? 01:39:23.533 --> 01:39:26.157 There's two invisible shits down there. 01:39:26.301 --> 01:39:31.469 Can we go out a window? I'm gonna try to go. I'm gonna try to unboard a window. 01:39:31.597 --> 01:39:35.959 Okay, you can make it to the window at the end of the hallway. That'd be the most logical one to go to. 01:39:36.047 --> 01:39:40.375 And I'm going to start trying to rip the boards off with my superior strength. 01:39:40.415 --> 01:39:42.435 Yeah, let's go with another strength check on that. 01:39:44.135 --> 01:39:46.955 Man, those were some heavy air quotes there. 01:39:47.615 --> 01:39:48.719 That's a 10. 01:39:48.887 --> 01:39:56.755 Okay, you're able to start. You're not able to get it opened up. Mel's up. 01:40:00.695 --> 01:40:02.111 I know something's near me. 01:40:02.183 --> 01:40:03.031 I stand up. 01:40:03.143 --> 01:40:08.039 You know where it is because it did something that made you know where it was. It tried to hit you. 01:40:08.127 --> 01:40:13.475 Okay, so another reckless attack. Let's hit this attack. 01:40:17.495 --> 01:40:20.195 That's a D12. Oh, roll that one. 01:40:23.175 --> 01:40:25.741 You guys. All right, I'm gonna. 01:40:25.783 --> 01:40:26.761 Man, much better. 01:40:26.833 --> 01:40:28.725 That's a seven plus six. Thirteen. 01:40:29.305 --> 01:40:30.209 That hits. 01:40:30.337 --> 01:40:35.393 Yeah, that's a six. 01:40:35.529 --> 01:40:36.705 Okay, you hit. 01:40:36.745 --> 01:40:37.985 Wait, what about all your bonus? 01:40:38.025 --> 01:40:38.825 That was with the bonus. 01:40:38.865 --> 01:40:39.525 Okay. 01:40:41.945 --> 01:40:45.017 You should pull out a D12. That's a different color than a D20. 01:40:45.081 --> 01:40:47.765 Or use the dinosaur. Use the dinosaur. 01:40:49.945 --> 01:40:53.547 All right, all right, all right. 01:40:53.691 --> 01:40:55.427 That way you can differentiate them. 01:40:55.531 --> 01:40:57.171 There you go. Now you're now your color coded. 01:40:57.243 --> 01:40:57.895 Yes. 01:40:59.995 --> 01:41:01.187 I hit it. 01:41:01.371 --> 01:41:05.615 I watched you pick it up to it. Like, I'm pretty sure that's a D12. Yep, it's a D12. 01:41:06.075 --> 01:41:08.139 I'm almost like gonna say you have. 01:41:08.147 --> 01:41:21.685 To get a new weapon for your weapon damage. Thing is ol knock a 17 to hit you. Yep, eight halved to four. Damage. 01:41:24.305 --> 01:41:26.225 Half damage. Saving grace right there. 01:41:26.305 --> 01:41:28.045 Still standing. All right. 01:41:31.745 --> 01:41:32.605 Misses. 01:41:33.345 --> 01:41:35.685 I'm not even there and this combat's giving me a heartburn. 01:41:36.105 --> 01:41:38.705 That's the part that's the most stressful is the thing. 01:41:38.745 --> 01:41:39.737 There's nothing you can do. 01:41:39.801 --> 01:41:43.001 There's nothing we can do about it. We're playing Go Fish. 01:41:43.033 --> 01:41:49.687 I'm just aggressively playing gold fish over here with wrinkled up cards. Go Fish. Damn it. 01:41:49.711 --> 01:41:57.159 The whole team every is holding her cards like 2 inches from her face so he can't see them. That's what she's stressed about. 01:41:57.247 --> 01:41:58.835 Jacob hasn't learned that one yet. 01:41:59.415 --> 01:42:00.447 He's got him out here. 01:42:00.511 --> 01:42:02.995 So I can't cheat against you, but I'm still cheating against you. 01:42:03.455 --> 01:42:09.555 He cheats again and I throw something at you to hopefully break your concentration. On mage hand. 01:42:11.535 --> 01:42:20.473 16 plus attack. Yep. Lance four. Another eight. Have to. 01:42:20.489 --> 01:42:22.965 Four just beat me in the head with a horseshoe. 01:42:23.625 --> 01:42:25.485 Still standing, but barely. 01:42:26.985 --> 01:42:33.605 All right, we are to Elliot. You see Olnock taking damage. 01:42:36.145 --> 01:42:38.085 Can I see what's damaging him? 01:42:38.905 --> 01:42:52.527 You can tell that there is something directly south which would be directly east of you has harmed him. And you could tell there's something in your northerly quarters that harmed him. 01:42:52.671 --> 01:43:00.075 Oh, there's two more up here. Fuck, I thought there was one. Well, damn. 01:43:00.575 --> 01:43:07.253 Okay, I'm going to. I've got to. I'm going to die. I'm going to cast wounds out myself again. 01:43:07.349 --> 01:43:08.149 For how much? 01:43:08.277 --> 01:43:11.133 That'll be seven points up to 10. 01:43:11.189 --> 01:43:16.145 Correct. Does my math and yours add up? 01:43:16.525 --> 01:43:17.797 Yes, that sounds correct. 01:43:17.861 --> 01:43:18.545 Okay. 01:43:19.965 --> 01:43:23.885 And then I'm gonna run over to the window and try to help Mel. 01:43:24.045 --> 01:43:25.425 You have how much movement? 01:43:25.725 --> 01:43:26.498 30Ft. 01:43:26.669 --> 01:43:42.839 You're five feet from the window. Okay. And 17 to hits. You try to run, you take 14 points of damage. 01:43:42.927 --> 01:43:44.355 Oh, God damn it. 01:43:45.095 --> 01:43:46.367 Opportunity attack. 01:43:46.471 --> 01:43:47.355 He's down. 01:43:48.415 --> 01:44:02.705 So you see him go to run and just lay the fuck out. Mel. Elliot starts running in your direction and falls down and isn't getting up. You have a board off the window. 01:44:03.405 --> 01:44:04.305 Oh. 01:44:06.405 --> 01:44:08.625 God, this is stressful. From over here. 01:44:09.805 --> 01:44:10.693 I'm going to. 01:44:10.749 --> 01:44:15.025 To fully paint the picture. You can absolutely make it to Elliot, Lynd or Olnak. 01:44:15.405 --> 01:44:19.261 I'm gonna go to Elliot and try to stabilize him. 01:44:19.413 --> 01:44:19.885 Okay. 01:44:19.965 --> 01:44:23.771 Knowing that I am like the world's worst medicine. 01:44:23.893 --> 01:44:25.759 You can make a medicine check? 01:44:25.847 --> 01:44:29.835 Yeah, that's a 13. 01:44:31.015 --> 01:44:32.487 That work? That stabilizes. 01:44:32.591 --> 01:44:32.855 Okay. 01:44:32.895 --> 01:44:33.535 Oh, okay. 01:44:33.615 --> 01:44:34.383 I've heard the wacky. 01:44:34.439 --> 01:44:35.975 It's just a DC10 to stabilize, right? 01:44:36.015 --> 01:44:37.047 That's what he did to you. 01:44:37.191 --> 01:44:41.407 Okay. You do things of a medicinal nature. 01:44:41.431 --> 01:44:48.435 I have enough movement to move back to the window. I have 40ft. 01:44:48.815 --> 01:44:50.709 Yes, exactly enough to make it back to. 01:44:50.867 --> 01:44:56.865 Okay, I'm going to stabilize him and I actually. I'm also dragging him. If I can, then. 01:44:56.905 --> 01:44:57.673 No, that would suck. 01:44:57.729 --> 01:45:00.713 Yeah, no, I know I won't make it to the window, but that's what I'm trying to do. 01:45:00.769 --> 01:45:01.049 Okay. 01:45:01.097 --> 01:45:09.445 So I'm going to use what's left of my movement. Trying to drag Elliot should get you halfway, which isn't going to go very well since I have a negative 2 to my strength right now. 01:45:09.945 --> 01:45:16.262 Yeah, you get about halfway back to the window. So you are 10ft from the window. 01:45:16.351 --> 01:45:16.705 Okay. 01:45:16.793 --> 01:45:22.971 It was 20 to Elliot and then effectively 20 to move 10 backwards. 01:45:23.123 --> 01:45:24.635 Yep, yep. 01:45:24.795 --> 01:45:27.403 Oh no, there is shit. Doing some hurtings. 01:45:27.459 --> 01:45:34.107 How far Can I. Can I get to the window to help to bust the remainder out so if we have a mad dash we can hopefully get there. 01:45:34.171 --> 01:45:35.043 You can make it. 01:45:35.139 --> 01:45:37.123 Do I get opportunity attack upon me? 01:45:37.179 --> 01:45:37.815 Yes. 01:45:39.875 --> 01:45:40.987 I gotta fucking go for it. 01:45:41.011 --> 01:45:41.243 I gotta. 01:45:41.259 --> 01:45:46.175 I gotta. The only one who hopefully can break this fucking window open. So we get the fuck out of here. 01:45:46.595 --> 01:45:47.775 17 to hit. 01:45:48.995 --> 01:45:56.015 Yeah. How much fucker. Come on. 01:45:59.195 --> 01:46:00.575 Your doom is lightning. 01:46:01.155 --> 01:46:03.975 I did not think this was how we were gonna die today. 01:46:06.235 --> 01:46:16.545 This, ladies and gentlemen is why you don't press. You're still up. That's five total damage. Ten have to five. 01:46:16.665 --> 01:46:19.985 Oh that whole. I thought it was five halved. 01:46:20.065 --> 01:46:22.337 I know I wore. That's why I redid it. 01:46:22.401 --> 01:46:29.105 Okay. What can't you get. So I got to the window after getting hit. Can I pull on it? 01:46:29.265 --> 01:46:29.969 Strength check. 01:46:30.017 --> 01:46:30.685 Okay. 01:46:31.785 --> 01:46:36.005 If he's still raging, he's got advantage. You've got advantage. If you're still. 01:46:37.545 --> 01:46:39.953 I didn't do much better but nine plus six. 01:46:40.089 --> 01:46:41.921 Okay. Yeah. You're able to open the window. 01:46:41.953 --> 01:46:42.321 Okay. 01:46:42.393 --> 01:46:47.045 You have secured the unsecured the window. Window's a window. 01:46:49.785 --> 01:46:51.405 So we can get out? Hopefully. 01:46:53.545 --> 01:46:54.325 Yes. 01:46:54.865 --> 01:46:55.841 Just fucking yeet. 01:46:55.873 --> 01:46:56.089 Every. 01:46:56.137 --> 01:46:58.005 Everybody's going out that fucking window. 01:46:59.725 --> 01:47:10.877 I need you to make a strength check. Goldmach bad advantage because you're raging. 14. Okay. You feel something? Try to shove you out the window. It doesn't work. 01:47:10.981 --> 01:47:13.945 Okay, well I'm jumping anyway. 01:47:19.125 --> 01:47:23.185 You're the only one that can pick my body up out that window. You better get me first. 01:47:24.325 --> 01:47:25.039 Pick him up. 01:47:25.117 --> 01:47:25.975 Yeet him. 01:47:27.155 --> 01:47:27.895 Go. 01:47:28.995 --> 01:47:33.855 You're going to surf on Elliot's unconscious body as you just yeet yourself up. The window. 01:47:34.275 --> 01:47:36.531 The window is opened. It's daytime. 01:47:36.643 --> 01:47:37.403 Okay. 01:47:37.579 --> 01:47:39.011 Sunlight floods into the room. 01:47:39.083 --> 01:47:39.523 Yes. 01:47:39.619 --> 01:47:40.915 Everything bursts into flames. 01:47:40.995 --> 01:47:42.035 Oh God, that'd be cool. 01:47:42.115 --> 01:47:42.855 Yay. 01:47:44.395 --> 01:47:48.643 A board tries to get thrown at you and it just gets chucked out the open window. 01:47:48.739 --> 01:47:50.975 Okay, good for that. 01:47:51.455 --> 01:47:54.199 Another board tries to get chucked at you, gets yeeted out the open window. 01:47:54.247 --> 01:47:55.435 Fucking hell. 01:47:57.095 --> 01:48:02.075 He's like. Okay, Elliot stable. 01:48:03.135 --> 01:48:05.755 Yeah. Don't get too excited there buddy. 01:48:07.775 --> 01:48:10.075 Elliot's in your hands. You're ten feet from a window. 01:48:11.135 --> 01:48:15.455 Mel remembers that she has this cool sparkly potion that the elves gave her. 01:48:15.495 --> 01:48:17.985 That'S supposed to make you from the convent. 01:48:18.105 --> 01:48:28.833 Oh. Well, she has this cool sparkly potion that she incorrectly remembered how she received, but it's been in her pocket ever since. So she's going to give it to Elliot hoping that it makes him better. 01:48:28.969 --> 01:48:29.801 Okay. 01:48:29.993 --> 01:48:33.177 And then once she's done that, she's going to jump out the window. 01:48:33.281 --> 01:48:36.049 Okay. I told you what they were back then. I think. 01:48:36.137 --> 01:48:38.401 Yeah. It's just a regular healing potion. 01:48:38.433 --> 01:48:39.137 It's a standard. 01:48:39.201 --> 01:48:39.585 Perfect. 01:48:39.665 --> 01:48:42.693 So it should be 2d4 plus 2. 01:48:42.848 --> 01:48:46.563 2. Oh, nice. 6. 8. 01:48:46.718 --> 01:48:47.415 8. 01:48:48.155 --> 01:48:50.251 Rolling for a healing potion. 01:48:50.403 --> 01:48:51.363 That was a good roll for you. 01:48:51.379 --> 01:49:03.787 Gave it to Elliot and I'm like jump out the window. And then I jump in. Whatever fall damage that I would normally take is mitigated by the fact that I'm super awesome. 01:49:03.931 --> 01:49:05.615 Entirely mitigated or halved. 01:49:07.355 --> 01:49:13.079 Reduce falling damage to five times my monk level. So I would reduce it by 25 points. 01:49:13.167 --> 01:49:14.235 Yeah. So it's. 01:49:14.535 --> 01:49:17.515 I land on my feet like a cat and then. 01:49:21.175 --> 01:49:22.479 You don't feel great. 01:49:22.607 --> 01:49:23.275 No. 01:49:23.655 --> 01:49:32.847 Off the second story you'd have an acrobatic save to land. Well. If you land poorly it would be 1d6 fall damage then. 01:49:32.911 --> 01:49:33.515 Yeah. 01:49:33.865 --> 01:49:35.433 Like Mel lands on her feet and. 01:49:35.449 --> 01:49:39.361 Her ankles hurt a lot for like race you just. 01:49:39.433 --> 01:49:40.209 I'm gonna jump. 01:49:40.297 --> 01:49:40.977 You're jumping? 01:49:41.041 --> 01:49:41.417 Yep. 01:49:41.481 --> 01:49:42.369 It matters for you. 01:49:42.417 --> 01:49:43.125 It does. 01:49:44.185 --> 01:49:46.865 I need a. I need a acrobatics check. 01:49:46.945 --> 01:49:50.473 I wonder if Mel got away or she's gonna have a raining old knock upon her. 01:49:50.569 --> 01:49:51.449 Acrobatics. 01:49:51.577 --> 01:49:52.845 Acrobatics. Safe. 01:49:53.385 --> 01:49:55.161 Well that's not the good one. I was really hoping. 01:49:55.233 --> 01:49:55.793 That's a D12. 01:49:55.849 --> 01:49:56.925 Yep. There you go. 01:49:57.505 --> 01:49:59.605 I'm gonna watch every single time. 01:50:01.315 --> 01:50:01.963 Seven. 01:50:02.099 --> 01:50:02.883 Okay. 01:50:03.059 --> 01:50:05.611 That doesn't pass. I'm going to get hurt. 01:50:05.683 --> 01:50:08.379 It'll be a D6. You're still raving. 01:50:08.467 --> 01:50:09.603 I rolled a fucking six. 01:50:09.659 --> 01:50:10.483 Of course you did. 01:50:10.539 --> 01:50:10.939 Of course. 01:50:11.027 --> 01:50:12.491 That's only three points. 01:50:12.563 --> 01:50:15.935 That puts me down. You knock yourself the fuck out on the ground. 01:50:17.115 --> 01:50:18.055 I'm alive. 01:50:18.795 --> 01:50:19.907 Potato sack. 01:50:19.971 --> 01:50:21.055 Onto the ground. 01:50:21.675 --> 01:50:25.495 And now looks over at Almock. Damn it. I don't have any more of those. 01:50:34.345 --> 01:50:38.205 Are they going to pursue? Because that's not great. 01:50:39.505 --> 01:50:40.345 It's broad daylight. 01:50:40.425 --> 01:50:42.657 It doesn't make any fucking sense for them to do that. 01:50:42.761 --> 01:50:47.745 It's broad daylight. There'd be no reason to get out of their shadowy hidey hole. 01:50:47.865 --> 01:50:53.363 That's correct. There is no reason for them to do that. Which there's only one thing that makes any sense for them to do. 01:50:53.419 --> 01:50:55.335 Yeah, but it's curb stopping Elliot. 01:50:59.715 --> 01:51:02.135 Yep. That's what makes sense. 01:51:02.635 --> 01:51:04.707 Or because they're bloody. 01:51:04.771 --> 01:51:09.075 Because there's sunlight. They have this. They would normally have this. 01:51:09.155 --> 01:51:11.427 They might have sunlight sensitivity. I don't know what they are. 01:51:11.491 --> 01:51:14.787 So they have sunlight sensitivity. 01:51:14.851 --> 01:51:17.405 Well, they definitely don't have blindsider us the conduit. 01:51:17.595 --> 01:51:18.241 It does not. 01:51:18.273 --> 01:51:19.305 I Thought he jumped already. 01:51:19.385 --> 01:51:21.473 No, no, he's still up there. He's it. 01:51:21.569 --> 01:51:24.761 He's the only thing randomly again and hope I hit something. Damn it. 01:51:24.833 --> 01:51:50.925 That misses. That's a net one. Jesus Christ. Three plus two is five thanks to disadvantage because I got a Nat 20 and an 18 on the other hand. All right, all right, Elliot. Some shit's trying real hard. Fuck you up. You know this is occurring to you. 01:51:53.025 --> 01:51:57.885 Fine. You can keep the goddamn house as I heave myself out the window. 01:51:58.305 --> 01:52:00.721 Can I get an acrobatics check from you, sir? 01:52:00.753 --> 01:52:01.897 He fucking lands on me. 01:52:01.921 --> 01:52:02.105 Right? 01:52:02.145 --> 01:52:02.725 Like. 01:52:04.865 --> 01:52:05.537 16. 01:52:05.681 --> 01:52:06.201 Okay. 01:52:06.273 --> 01:52:07.665 Soft landing. Land. I know. 01:52:07.825 --> 01:52:10.701 So you don't get the 1d6 damage because you rolled well enough. 01:52:10.773 --> 01:52:12.805 Correct. So I'm Olmox. 01:52:12.845 --> 01:52:14.133 Knocked the fuck out on the floor. 01:52:14.229 --> 01:52:18.341 And when I hit the ground, I'm going to look at him, God damn it. 01:52:18.413 --> 01:52:19.437 And I'm just going to reach over. 01:52:19.461 --> 01:52:20.877 And I'm going to hit my last. 01:52:20.941 --> 01:52:25.585 Cure wound on Olmox. Nice. 01:52:27.485 --> 01:52:31.021 How much I've been doing average on those seven. 01:52:31.093 --> 01:52:31.785 Okay. 01:52:33.605 --> 01:52:37.719 That'S go. I don't care if we have enough stuff. I'm going. 01:52:37.887 --> 01:52:39.631 Assuming you are choosing to leave this. 01:52:39.743 --> 01:52:47.711 Yes, we are getting on our horses with whatever random shit we've already picked up and we are leaving ass later. 01:52:47.823 --> 01:52:54.675 No, we're gonna get Emery and we're gonna. We're gonna get her pissed off and we're gonna fuck this place up. 01:52:55.415 --> 01:52:58.155 What's the full moon? I'll fuck these bitches up. 01:52:59.055 --> 01:53:17.481 As you're. You hear the shrieks of sheer rage coming from the second floor and boards start flying off the windows. Doors are slamming aggressively. But you have survived. Poltergeist. 01:53:17.633 --> 01:53:20.765 Not today. Ooh, Pokemon. Not today. 01:53:21.385 --> 01:53:22.385 Oh, my God. 01:53:22.465 --> 01:53:23.649 Son of bitch. 01:53:23.777 --> 01:53:26.483 I did not think you guys were gonna make it out. If they're alive. 01:53:26.579 --> 01:53:27.615 My head hurt. 01:53:27.915 --> 01:53:31.355 My everything hurts. And why is everything hurt? 01:53:31.395 --> 01:53:33.255 That was a natural one on this. 01:53:34.795 --> 01:53:37.619 I can tell by your face. I'm like, oh, no. 01:53:37.667 --> 01:53:43.507 That's what I thought. I was like, fuck, that's bad. Yeah, but you made it. Can you laugh? 01:53:43.571 --> 01:53:45.611 All three of you went down at some point. 01:53:45.723 --> 01:53:46.131 Yes. 01:53:46.203 --> 01:53:47.135 God damn. 01:53:47.715 --> 01:53:49.387 Do they make it back to the rest of the group? 01:53:49.491 --> 01:53:51.453 We do. And we look like hell. 01:53:51.579 --> 01:53:56.721 So you get back to Liz. Do not go back to your house. 01:53:56.793 --> 01:54:04.345 So you guys come back to the rest of the group. We're playing Go Fish, and I just get beamed in the head with a rock. And you see a mirror just crash to the ground. 01:54:04.465 --> 01:54:05.725 He's been cheating. 01:54:07.345 --> 01:54:07.633 I. 01:54:07.649 --> 01:54:07.905 Naturally. 01:54:07.945 --> 01:54:11.793 When you see your Party roll up. Looking terrible. 01:54:11.889 --> 01:54:13.553 The fuck happened to you three? 01:54:13.649 --> 01:54:16.951 Do not shit. Go to that ranch for any reason. 01:54:17.033 --> 01:54:20.123 Just burn the house down. If you go back, it's not worth it. 01:54:20.179 --> 01:54:21.771 Burn it down. Burn it down. 01:54:21.803 --> 01:54:24.091 Burn it down from the outside. Don't even go in. 01:54:24.243 --> 01:54:24.907 Do salt. 01:54:24.971 --> 01:54:26.019 No, no, no, no. 01:54:26.187 --> 01:54:26.931 Okay. 01:54:27.083 --> 01:54:29.755 Don't. Don't. You don't want nothing to do with that shit. 01:54:29.835 --> 01:54:32.955 Why don't you guys sit down for a minute. It looks like you need a break. 01:54:33.075 --> 01:54:40.763 Bill. I think they made a movie Amityville Horror about that house. Just. I'm sorry, bro. Your house is gone. 01:54:40.819 --> 01:54:47.213 It's going to take you over. You're going to chop wood aggressively with your son. It's a whole thing. Don't. Just don't do it. 01:54:47.349 --> 01:54:48.781 I hope this is enough. 01:54:48.893 --> 01:54:49.765 Here's the couple. 01:54:49.845 --> 01:54:52.265 Here's the iron. We were able to get out of there. 01:54:54.045 --> 01:54:58.309 They lost their goddamn minds. I'm. I'm. You know walk up with like the med kit. 01:54:58.437 --> 01:55:00.225 We all died. 01:55:01.605 --> 01:55:03.605 I just want food. Do you have food? Give me food. 01:55:03.645 --> 01:55:05.029 Yeah, we got some sausages left. 01:55:05.117 --> 01:55:09.663 Sausages. You guys. 01:55:09.719 --> 01:55:14.903 You guys sit down and take a break and have a snack. I. You know. I'm glad you made it back. 01:55:14.999 --> 01:55:17.167 We could job. We couldn't see them. 01:55:17.231 --> 01:55:19.783 We had a harrowing journey for s'mores. 01:55:19.879 --> 01:55:22.555 The air beat the out of us. 01:55:23.935 --> 01:55:24.831 Where? In the nose. 01:55:24.863 --> 01:55:25.435 Dude. 01:55:25.815 --> 01:55:27.175 You're. Oh God. 01:55:27.215 --> 01:55:27.735 Your nose. 01:55:27.815 --> 01:55:29.111 Pretty. You guys. 01:55:29.183 --> 01:55:30.687 Oh God. What's wrong with me? 01:55:30.791 --> 01:55:31.031 It's. 01:55:31.063 --> 01:55:31.919 Never mind. It's fine. 01:55:31.967 --> 01:55:32.343 It's fine. 01:55:32.399 --> 01:55:37.531 They threw chairs at me a lot. It was a rough time. I don't know what happened downstairs. 01:55:37.563 --> 01:55:40.819 For most I killed a bunch of things with evil glowing eyes. 01:55:40.867 --> 01:55:44.819 I think I could have got him. But I had to come save your dumb asses upstairs. 01:55:44.907 --> 01:55:45.299 That's. 01:55:45.347 --> 01:55:47.411 I think I had it right where I wanted it. 01:55:47.483 --> 01:55:49.747 Even you saved my life. I saved your life. 01:55:49.771 --> 01:55:52.619 I killed some baby. Probably. 01:55:52.707 --> 01:55:54.219 I'll knock your legs facing the wrong way. 01:55:54.267 --> 01:55:54.867 Fuck. 01:55:55.011 --> 01:56:08.133 I'm gonna fight. I'm gonna. I'm gonna go find a place to sit down and throw up and I'm just going to stagger inside wherever and just kind of slump over. 01:56:08.189 --> 01:56:09.825 I'll bring s'mores to you guys later. 01:56:10.205 --> 01:56:12.545 And I would like to take a short rest, please. 01:56:13.685 --> 01:56:14.425 Same. 01:56:15.405 --> 01:56:16.869 Yeah, you can take a short rest. 01:56:16.997 --> 01:56:18.941 Evening. Can we have a long rest? 01:56:19.133 --> 01:56:22.621 You're currently at the school. You have rooms for board. 01:56:22.693 --> 01:56:25.225 I was going to say I think it's still after because you were. 01:56:25.615 --> 01:56:26.551 Weren't gone very long. 01:56:26.583 --> 01:56:27.835 That was just a really? 01:56:28.255 --> 01:56:30.567 We just got our asses kicked for like two hours. 01:56:30.671 --> 01:56:31.551 Yeah, yeah. 01:56:31.663 --> 01:56:38.791 You worked kind of hard for a bit. You got your shop wrecked for like I don't even know how many turns. That was 14 rounds. 01:56:38.943 --> 01:56:39.919 Jesus Christ. 01:56:40.007 --> 01:56:41.695 That's the longest I think we've ever gone. 01:56:41.815 --> 01:56:42.927 That was a long ass minute. 01:56:42.991 --> 01:56:48.355 That's what happens when half of the battle is three things. Wandering around looking. 01:56:51.045 --> 01:56:51.829 Do you like it? 01:56:51.877 --> 01:57:02.581 It was the half damage that was killing me. If I would have got full damage, so I'd have smoked them bastards. I also, I gotta get a magic bow. I have got to find a magic bow. 01:57:02.733 --> 01:57:05.845 The turning point when the DM is like, oh, I have it. 01:57:05.965 --> 01:57:14.429 And then just they can go through things. So this one just said fuck that guy. And it went through the root floor. That's why there was three upstairs now. 01:57:14.517 --> 01:57:15.733 I was wondering about that. 01:57:15.789 --> 01:57:21.165 Yeah, like this is dumb. They know shit's upstairs. Why is he gonna keep looking for sneaky again? 01:57:21.245 --> 01:57:24.265 So what did we learn? We don't split the party. 01:57:25.445 --> 01:57:27.625 We didn't think it'd be dangerous. 01:57:28.685 --> 01:57:29.285 Well, we would. 01:57:29.325 --> 01:57:32.765 I'm sorry guys, I totally would have gone with you. But yeah. 01:57:32.925 --> 01:57:36.385 There's like blood leaking out of Elliot's nose as he sleeps. 01:57:37.485 --> 01:57:39.605 Well, so Bill comes back from his. 01:57:39.725 --> 01:57:45.895 Afternoon off and sees that the people who went to his ranch are destroyed. 01:57:46.055 --> 01:57:49.355 So Bill, news about your house. 01:57:50.095 --> 01:57:55.135 Do I have one still? 01:57:55.215 --> 01:57:57.135 No, it belongs to the ghost things now. 01:57:57.215 --> 01:57:58.287 Kill it with fire. 01:57:58.391 --> 01:57:59.715 Apparently it's haunted. 01:58:00.255 --> 01:58:01.511 You got things in it. 01:58:01.543 --> 01:58:02.631 The jury is still out. 01:58:02.703 --> 01:58:11.525 There were shadow people and things we can't see. Throwing chairs at people and punching Mel in the face. And it probably kicked Elliot in the dick. I don't know. It was a rough time. 01:58:11.825 --> 01:58:16.041 These guys barely made it out. It sounds like we all died. 01:58:16.193 --> 01:58:17.177 I think twice. 01:58:17.281 --> 01:58:21.697 I'm pretty sure my leg's broken. That one's my fault. I jumped out the window. 01:58:21.721 --> 01:58:24.081 My elbow hurts a lot. 01:58:24.233 --> 01:58:26.593 So what is it? Tennis elbow. Get some tennis elbow out. 01:58:26.609 --> 01:58:37.439 If you go back there, bring a crowd down because that'll be a fun time apparently. Maybe just avoid the house part of your property. And only go back in daylight. 01:58:37.567 --> 01:58:41.479 Especially the second floor. Second floor is dangerous. 01:58:41.527 --> 01:58:44.235 The first floor doesn't sound great either. 01:58:44.535 --> 01:58:47.055 The happened to all knock went from. 01:58:47.095 --> 01:58:52.915 Like, you know, haunted. You gotta change your background to the haunted one now. 01:58:54.495 --> 01:58:56.315 Don't go in the second floor. 01:58:58.695 --> 01:59:01.257 So Bill, there's a book indent in your forehead. 01:59:01.361 --> 01:59:04.177 They did bring some iron back in me. 01:59:04.321 --> 01:59:04.993 We did. Yes. 01:59:05.049 --> 01:59:06.525 Reborn identity. 01:59:06.825 --> 01:59:18.041 So he's going to say, you know What? I think you live here now. Y'all have done more than enough in the terms of payment. 01:59:18.153 --> 01:59:19.965 Yeah. Yeah, we did. 01:59:20.345 --> 01:59:33.251 I don't think I'd have survived going back to my ranch. So I am very, very sorry. I'm going to hold. I'm going to shoot your horses. That's done. 01:59:33.323 --> 01:59:39.179 That's where I got the ones we had here. But they not the ones that they took. That's all? 01:59:39.347 --> 01:59:40.259 Uhuh. 01:59:40.387 --> 01:59:42.655 Also, these knives are very sharp now. 01:59:43.835 --> 01:59:46.619 We went through a lot of your tools and finished those up. 01:59:46.707 --> 01:59:47.995 Your wrenches are sharp now too. 01:59:48.035 --> 01:59:48.955 We ran out of things. 01:59:49.035 --> 01:59:49.875 No they're not. 01:59:49.955 --> 01:59:53.125 You didn't sharpen. You did not sharpen the wrenches, James. 01:59:53.205 --> 01:59:54.545 I ran out of. Knives. 01:59:57.125 --> 01:59:58.625 Are useless now. 02:00:01.205 --> 02:00:03.385 Anything's a knife if you sharpen it enough. 02:00:09.605 --> 02:00:21.475 I don't particularly know how to handle that last piece of information. But for the rest of it. I'll show you how to smelt. 02:00:22.215 --> 02:00:22.863 Appreciate it. 02:00:22.879 --> 02:00:47.435 I'm gonna make sure that this gets done right. I think you guys have earned that. Why don't you all come back here tomorrow. Your horses will be shod and I will smelt this. And I'll let you practice on some back stuff. I'll smelt this throughout the night. It'll be ready to go for you tomorrow. I'll show you how to tomorrow on some practice stock. 02:00:47.815 --> 02:00:48.311 Perfect. 02:00:48.383 --> 02:00:50.675 What are we planning on coding? 02:00:51.575 --> 02:00:52.887 We hadn't decided that yet. 02:00:52.951 --> 02:00:53.199 Yeah. 02:00:53.247 --> 02:00:56.343 Right now all you're trying to do is acquire silver. 02:00:56.439 --> 02:00:59.895 You have silver in the stone. 02:00:59.975 --> 02:01:00.255 Yeah. 02:01:00.295 --> 02:01:04.835 I guess we'll determine how much silver we actually get out of this stuff before we decide to. 02:01:05.695 --> 02:01:13.565 And water. Why don't we get you all down to the diner here. Get you guys some food in your belly. 02:01:14.225 --> 02:01:15.625 That would be fantastic. 02:01:15.705 --> 02:01:19.005 We'll make sure we get you guys back to the hotel for the night. 02:01:20.225 --> 02:01:20.865 Perfect. 02:01:20.985 --> 02:01:22.609 Yeah. We'll get them. 02:01:22.777 --> 02:01:25.241 I think we fixed the banister in the back. 02:01:25.433 --> 02:01:30.845 Yeah. If you're not paid up with them, I'll figure out how to make it right. You guys have earned. 02:01:31.585 --> 02:01:33.399 I think I did pay up with them. 02:01:33.497 --> 02:01:33.963 We did. 02:01:34.019 --> 02:01:34.811 Yeah, I think so. 02:01:34.883 --> 02:01:35.883 That was the easy one. 02:01:35.939 --> 02:01:36.575 Yeah. 02:01:37.475 --> 02:01:39.735 You know why? Because the group stayed together. 02:01:40.235 --> 02:01:40.867 James. 02:01:40.971 --> 02:01:41.523 Yeah. 02:01:41.579 --> 02:01:42.931 I don't want to hear we got. 02:01:42.963 --> 02:01:48.723 The horror movie logic. We won't separate again. No more Scooby doing. We got it. All right. God damn it. 02:01:48.899 --> 02:01:50.535 It is fitting with the blonde. 02:01:51.755 --> 02:01:52.243 That is. 02:01:52.299 --> 02:01:56.055 Usually I did kick some ass before I got styled by a door. 02:01:57.435 --> 02:02:00.165 It's always doors that do it. It's always the door. 02:02:00.205 --> 02:02:02.105 It's Always the D and D horror. 02:02:02.725 --> 02:02:05.385 Oh, no, you're not stuck behind the door. 02:02:06.165 --> 02:02:09.269 And I think we have plenty of material for this episode. 02:02:09.317 --> 02:02:10.225 Yeah, we do. 02:02:10.565 --> 02:02:18.225 It's going to be a lot of rules editing out, but I did not foresee blind on Blind people. 02:02:18.765 --> 02:02:19.625 Yeah. 02:02:26.815 --> 02:03:23.779 Theater of the Mind is Jeremy Arstin as Elliot Brandy, Amanda Arston as Melanie Kelly, Michael Burnell as Olnock Parker Johnson, Michael downs as James O'Brien, Casey Weingarten as Emory Lee and Mike Schock as your Dungeon Master. We release new episodes every two weeks, so our next episode will release on November 24th. If you want to follow us, our social media and website can be found on our leak tree, which can be found in the podcast description. 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We also used birds, cow bell ringing, distant cow mooing and canary singing chirps Background rooster Daytime from the sound effects library. 02:04:19.717 --> 02:04:45.543 The Theater of the Mind theme ad break and outro were written by Mike Schock. All people, places, events, weather, moon phases, comets and other things are used in a fictitious manner and in similarities to people, places, etc are purely coincidental and never happened except for in our minds. Definitely. 02:04:45.559 --> 02:04:50.095 If I have a hammer, I could throw at things that I don't know about yet. I gotta figure that one out. 02:04:50.135 --> 02:04:51.743 Yeah, use the thing, man. 02:04:51.879 --> 02:04:52.831 You've got a magic. 02:04:52.903 --> 02:04:53.471 Oh, yeah, that's right. 02:04:53.503 --> 02:04:55.515 You've got a magic goddamn hammer. 02:04:59.625 --> 02:05:00.845 It doesn't play. 02:05:01.905 --> 02:05:03.513 Then they would have magic. 02:05:03.649 --> 02:05:04.777 I just saw how I could throw. 02:05:04.801 --> 02:05:06.045 It and it would come down. 02:05:06.985 --> 02:05:08.329 So it does full damage. 02:05:08.377 --> 02:05:09.697 It does magic damage. It does. 02:05:09.761 --> 02:05:10.729 Oh my God. 02:05:10.897 --> 02:05:15.305 So I could have recklessly attacked, like just fucking Thor's hammer throw the shit. 02:05:15.345 --> 02:05:23.289 Because you were doing half damage the whole time on all of them because it was non magic damage. So you should just make that your standard weapon. 02:05:23.457 --> 02:05:25.005 I don't know things. 02:05:25.665 --> 02:05:30.485 It's okay. This is why before question. 02:05:32.185 --> 02:05:34.005 I legit forget I have that hair. 02:05:37.385 --> 02:05:40.865 That I hand off. And I just didn't read that section of my page. 02:05:40.985 --> 02:05:50.685 And Hunter's mark I couldn't cast because I couldn't see him. I couldn't see him so I couldn't Hunter's mark. I was like, son of a. I did too. I'm like, oh, I have to see him to cast that shit. 02:05:50.985 --> 02:05:52.885 What other magic shit did we get? 02:05:53.825 --> 02:06:18.711 Right now we have four items that are useful. One is a superior healing potion, one's in scroll of arcane lock, One's a scroll of magic weapon, and one's a scroll of speak with plants. We should decide who has what now so that next time we know who has what. Cause we had a standard healing potion too in our party inventory. 02:06:18.783 --> 02:06:25.071 And that's what conveniently Mel remembered was in her bucket. Because we never did figure out who. 02:06:25.263 --> 02:06:27.263 I would really like the magic weapon. 02:06:27.359 --> 02:06:30.503 I think that makes sense because if. 02:06:30.519 --> 02:06:32.215 It would have been magic and they would have been. 02:06:32.295 --> 02:06:49.911 I smoked them ass and I was thinking that the whole time, but I'm like, I didn't want to hand you guys. I handed you the card because I was like, you're gonna fucking die otherwise. That was the only reason I did that. It's in our party inventory. It makes sense that you would have one of these. 02:06:50.063 --> 02:07:03.615 I feel like the superior healing potion should probably. Well, I guess my thought is that if you give it to one of the frontline fighters, if or when they go down, whoever goes to save them can just pull it out of the frontline fighter's pocket and get give to them.