Video Games Are The Worst Thing On Earth https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co Pinecast (https://pinecast.com) en-USALTON & Reese & Kay ALTON & Reese & Kay videogamesaretheworst@gmail.com yes Video Games Are The Worst Thing On Earth https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co https://storage.pinecast.net/podcasts/covers/76476ad2-6ea8-46cf-b650-b113cedd91db/3000x3000_podcast_logo_by_angelvila-dc8q9eb.png episodic Copyright 2023 Episode 82 - Spiritual 4th Mic https://pinecast.com/guid/e7975653-5ab1-43ee-a047-a57fe893346d Tue, 17 Mar 2026 09:40:09 -0000 01:07:53 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/e7975653/episode-82-spiritual-4th-mic OFFICER, I AM NORMAL AND MAY BE TRUSTED WITH PODCAST LISTENERS.

Music used:

Tokyo Manaka - Brain Rot feat. Kasane Teto

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Linktree: https://linktr.ee/vgatwtoe

ALTON: https://linktr.ee/rudefoxalton

Reese: https://linktr.ee/reeseryder

Kay: https://linktr.ee/kayandskittles

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Episode 81 - Digital Asbestos https://pinecast.com/guid/03107103-b1e2-46ed-aa4b-73bd274590cc Mon, 29 Dec 2025 10:45:45 -0000 01:13:49 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/03107103/episode-81-digital-asbestos Kept you waiting, huh?

Music used:

Len - Kids in America

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Linktree: https://linktr.ee/vgatwtoe

ALTON: https://linktr.ee/rudefoxalton

Reese: https://linktr.ee/reeseryder

Kay: https://linktr.ee/kayandskittles

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Episode 80 - THE SPHERE https://pinecast.com/guid/3b503bea-abec-4918-9a0b-151ed05e9d9e Mon, 13 Oct 2025 09:22:58 -0000 00:58:46 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/3b503bea/episode-80-the-sphere THE ORB and why movies suck. Sorry we kinda forgot we're supposed to be a videogame podcast for a bit. Enjoy!

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Linktree: https://linktr.ee/vgatwtoe

ALTON: https://linktr.ee/rudefoxalton

Reese: https://linktr.ee/reeseryder

Kay: https://linktr.ee/kayandskittles

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Bonus Episode - Substitute Podcaster Feat. Conqy https://pinecast.com/guid/19f73d0d-977d-4508-8133-5bfcf12ca7c7 Tue, 16 Sep 2025 09:30:00 -0000 01:10:37 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/19f73d0d/bonus-episode-substitute-podcaster-feat-conqy This one got delayed a while so I could catch up on premium content, sorry! Recorded while Reese was busy with her move, we got friend of the show Conqy help us catch up on everything risible in the gaming world and get into trouble doing bits.

Video of the incredibly bad Emb8r demo: https://bsky.app/profile/airbagged.bsky.social/post/3lltv4ctqgc2d

Music used: Halo 2 - Halo Theme Mjolnir Mix

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Linktree: https://linktr.ee/vgatwtoe

ALTON: https://linktr.ee/rudefoxalton

Reese: https://linktr.ee/reeseryder

Kay: https://linktr.ee/kayandskittles

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Episode 79 - Reese's Train Odyssey https://pinecast.com/guid/c371b30f-7ad3-44b4-87e7-75ae17ac914b Mon, 23 Jun 2025 04:21:55 -0000 00:58:01 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/c371b30f/episode-79-reese-s-train-odyssey A special episode! Reese has just finished her move away from the darksouls swamp known as North Carolina into the beautiful pacific northwest and to do so she took an 80 hours train ride across the diseased earth of this cursed country. Triggering many random encounters with divorce court gremlins and sex pest orcs. The muse of podcasting recounts her story to the delight of cohost and audience alike. Enjoy!

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Linktree: https://linktr.ee/vgatwtoe

ALTON: https://linktr.ee/rudefoxalton

Reese: https://linktr.ee/reeseryder

Kay: https://linktr.ee/kayandskittles

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Episode 78 - Interview with Jeremy Couillard https://pinecast.com/guid/d0b74ccc-f1b1-418f-92f6-e906a57b7f60 Sat, 07 Jun 2025 14:50:16 -0000 01:22:04 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/d0b74ccc/episode-78-interview-with-jeremy-couillard Artist and developer of surreal anti-capitalist games Jeremy Couillard (@jeremycouillard.bsky.social‬) joins us to discuss some of his latest and upcoming games and also about getting crossfaded.

Enjoy!

Links: https://www.jeremycouillard.com/ http://jeremycouillard.itch.io/ https://store.steampowered.com/developer/JeremyCouillard

Music used: Chris Parrello and Lobby Hotel - Fuzz Dungeon Theme

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Linktree: https://linktr.ee/vgatwtoe

ALTON: https://linktr.ee/rudefoxalton

Reese: https://linktr.ee/reeseryder

Kay: https://linktr.ee/kayandskittles

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Episode 77 - The Terminators of Culture Wars https://pinecast.com/guid/c83b297f-6774-475e-ac3c-ffa082f5e6a1 Tue, 08 Apr 2025 08:55:02 -0000 01:23:14 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/c83b297f/episode-77-the-terminators-of-culture-wars The nonpareil podcaster Kyle (@laborkyle.bsky.social) joins us for another hour of primal howling into the gaping, soul sucking void of gaming. A dark well which absorbs all light and sound and emits no echo save for a barely perceptible whisper "Grummz..."

You can find Kyle's podcasts here: @agabpod.bsky.social https://soundcloud.com/agabpod

@horrorvanguard.bsky.social https://soundcloud.com/user-317910500

Music used: How2BEpic - American Combination

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Linktree: https://linktr.ee/vgatwtoe

ALTON: https://linktr.ee/rudefoxalton

Reese: https://linktr.ee/reeseryder

Kay: https://linktr.ee/kayandskittles

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Episode 76 - Bad Dragon Age https://pinecast.com/guid/31a3af49-7f6b-4c04-8dff-a638722811ab Mon, 03 Mar 2025 09:46:29 -0000 01:22:58 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/31a3af49/episode-76-bad-dragon-age Tom (AKA @forpush.bsky.social) from CRT Soundsystem joins us to discuss the latest crisis caused by EA. That's right, The LA fires. Also something about Bioware I think, I dunno I was busy trying to get good drone footage.

Enjoy!

Forpush: https://bsky.app/profile/forpush.bsky.social CRT Soundsystem: https://rss.com/podcasts/crtsoundsystem/

Music used: Ian Dury and The Blockheads – Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Linktree: https://linktr.ee/vgatwtoe

ALTON: https://linktr.ee/rudefoxalton

Reese: https://linktr.ee/reeseryder

Kay: https://linktr.ee/kayandskittles

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Episode 75 - FAKE GAMER https://pinecast.com/guid/ea2c7409-4692-41dc-af74-3e39e01c5fb0 Sun, 19 Jan 2025 08:40:14 -0000 01:14:27 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/ea2c7409/episode-75-fake-gamer The hooting unwashed masses of politically unengaged gamers take up torches and pitchforks against a billionaire overlord. What could have caused their hearts to stir so? Simple, the most unforgivable sin of all: lying about being good at a videogame. Weird politics nerds and Gamers, for once in recorded history, join forces to beat this man's ass to dust.

Quin69TV's video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmEe3eUPWq4

Music used: Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney OST - Phoenix Wright ~ Objection! 2001 Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney OST - Pressing Pursuit ~ Cornered

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Linktree: https://linktr.ee/vgatwtoe

ALTON: https://linktr.ee/rudefoxalton

Reese: https://linktr.ee/reeseryder

Kay: https://linktr.ee/kayandskittles

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Episode 74 - Rewriting Reception https://pinecast.com/guid/424eb6fd-2c1a-436f-831e-5bdf2fcf3bd3 Tue, 17 Dec 2024 10:02:29 -0000 01:01:42 A Sorrowful Tummy Tuesday https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/424eb6fd/episode-74-rewriting-reception "This episode is a 6/10" - IGN, probably

Join us once again to grunt and guffaw at the most repulsive videogame slop news ever to reach the web. Featuring an appearance from almost all the VGATWTOE rogues gallery! Enjoy!

Outro song: Oliver Buckland - Backroom Labyrinth

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Linktree: https://linktr.ee/vgatwtoe

ALTON: https://linktr.ee/rudefoxalton

Reese: https://linktr.ee/reeseryder

Kay: https://linktr.ee/kayandskittles

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Episode 73 - The Four Gamers of the Apocalypse https://pinecast.com/guid/db5cc7f6-530e-4e05-bf24-99a6420f2289 Sat, 02 Nov 2024 07:54:55 -0000 01:04:47 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/db5cc7f6/episode-73-the-four-gamers-of-the-apocalypse Gamer gamers, gamers? Gamers. Gay mers The BEASTS of the gamepocalypse are loose, wandering the earth, decrying the lack of goonable videogames. Befouling the world with their reek. Only one podcast stands between them and the total stinkification of the earth.

Happy Halloween!

Ending Music: Tally Hall – Turn the Lights Off

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Linktree: https://linktr.ee/vgatwtoe

ALTON: https://linktr.ee/rudefoxalton

Reese: https://linktr.ee/reeseryder

Kay: https://linktr.ee/kayandskittles

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Episode 72 - Slop Informer https://pinecast.com/guid/fb1eff8f-cfd1-4bb9-bf96-53452df70d01 Mon, 23 Sep 2024 06:39:26 -0000 01:01:13 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/fb1eff8f/episode-72-slop-informer Our good friend Blastoise(@masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com on bluesky) joins us to keep everyone up to date on the latest crimes of the games industry. Mostly: everyone is getting layed off. Enjoy!

Ending Music: Tears in the Rain - Hans Zimmer

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Linktree: https://linktr.ee/vgatwtoe

ALTON: https://linktr.ee/rudefoxalton

Reese: https://linktr.ee/reeseryder

Kay: https://linktr.ee/kayandskittles

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Episode 71 - The Slick Daddy Club https://pinecast.com/guid/4b25b0ae-f721-4c76-bf37-90906b6a59e2 Tue, 13 Aug 2024 10:32:10 -0000 01:07:30 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/4b25b0ae/episode-71-the-slick-daddy-club Man, This shit is crazy. We talk about "the incident" regarding Dr Disrespect, and why Microsoft deserves your infinite hatred and contempt. Enjoy!

Ending Music: Goodbye (feat. ConsciousThoughts) - Adrianwave

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Linktree: https://linktr.ee/vgatwtoe

ALTON: https://linktr.ee/rudefoxalton

Reese: https://linktr.ee/reeseryder

Kay: https://linktr.ee/kayandskittles

]]> yes Episode 70 - The Slop Vow https://pinecast.com/guid/b7be3d6a-460a-4e7a-ab22-cafb38eccb64 Tue, 02 Jul 2024 11:13:11 -0000 00:58:33 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/b7be3d6a/episode-70-the-slop-vow Slop slop slop slop solp splo solp slop sslop

Changes coming to the Patreon, but besides from that the finest slop of the podcast trough.

Ending Song: Save Ferris - Come On Eileen

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Linktree: https://linktr.ee/vgatwtoe

ALTON: https://linktr.ee/rudefoxalton

Reese: https://linktr.ee/reeseryder

Kay: https://linktr.ee/kayandskittles

]]> yes Episode 69 - Why is Todd Howard 5'6"? https://pinecast.com/guid/19d394d8-656f-4204-bb31-d3a81048063e Mon, 24 Jun 2024 12:15:13 -0000 01:04:04 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/19d394d8/episode-69-why-is-todd-howard-5-6- Our fiend Tom from @crtpodsystem joins us to discuss the modern philosophical subject of: Todd Howard, why is he short? Warner Brothers, why are they so shit? EDF, why is it so good? Elden ring mobile game!? Enjoy!

Ending Song: Rhodz - Dream Fiction

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Linktree: https://linktr.ee/vgatwtoe

ALTON: https://linktr.ee/rudefoxalton

Reese: https://linktr.ee/reeseryder

Kay: https://linktr.ee/kayandskittles

]]> yes Episode 68 - Stop Killing Games https://pinecast.com/guid/cf6e028b-4e37-4906-8066-9a24d007c3e5 Sun, 12 May 2024 18:00:43 -0000 01:11:39 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/cf6e028b/episode-68-stop-killing-games Ross from @accursedfarms joins us to discuss the campaign to Stop Killing Games, and how Ubisoft title "The Crew" represents our best hope in getting legal action to protect always online games from being shutdown forever.

Checkout the campaign here: https://www.stopkillinggames.com/ Game campaign ADHD version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH7k0IZ5PYE

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro Music: My Chemical Romance - Dead!

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Linktree: https://linktr.ee/vgatwtoe

ALTON: https://linktr.ee/rudefoxalton

Reese: https://linktr.ee/reeseryder

Kay: https://linktr.ee/kayandskittles

]]> yes Episode 67 - Fatum Betula Developer Interview https://pinecast.com/guid/a9b24d31-f3cf-4bf2-8402-b5d1ce8fc68e Sat, 24 Feb 2024 18:47:19 -0000 01:13:06 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/a9b24d31/episode-67-fatum-betula-developer-interview Bryce Bucher (@BryceBucher), the creator of Fatum Betula joins us to dicuss many of his games and answer our annoying questions like "what if you fed pepsi max to the world tree?". Enjoy!

Bryce's website: https://www.brycebucher.net/findme.html Bryce's Twitter: https://twitter.com/BryceBucher Steam page: https://store.steampowered.com/search/?developer=Bryce%20Bucher Itchio: https://bryce-bucher.itch.io/ Bryce's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/BryceBucher

Someof the games discussed: Iketsuki: https://modus-interactive.itch.io/iketsuki Winter walk: https://bryce-bucher.itch.io/winter-walk-2006 Remember Places: https://bryce-bucher.itch.io/remember-places 500 CALIBER CONTRACTZ: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2571410/500_CALIBER_CONTRACTZ/ Anodyne 2: Return to Dust

Ending Music: KENTENSHI - Paranoia

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Linktree: https://linktr.ee/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://linktr.ee/reeseryder

ALTON: https://linktr.ee/rudefoxalton

Kay: https://linktr.ee/kayandskittles

]]> yes Episode 66 - Sorry For Horny Remastered https://pinecast.com/guid/da11ab68-0f57-4b33-a1ac-36b60366b261 Fri, 15 Dec 2023 11:12:59 -0000 00:43:29 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/da11ab68/episode-66-sorry-for-horny-remastered I don't know how this this happened. Honestly this podcast is your fault for not stopping us yet.

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Ending music: Beep Beep I'm a Sheep - LilDeuceDeuce

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Linktree: https://linktr.ee/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://linktr.ee/rudefoxalton

Kay: https://linktr.ee/kayandskittles

]]> yes Episode 65 - CEOS https://pinecast.com/guid/229da904-0128-4607-86f8-6da39465bea7 Mon, 23 Oct 2023 10:25:54 -0000 01:13:28 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/229da904/episode-65-ceos In this hard hitting podcast we get the scoop on CEOs: they are literally dumber than everyone else you know. Learn how Kotick and Musk spend their days solving baby puzzles to hone their critical CEO skills.

Also: the original Taco Belle Reese Ryder takes us through a day in the bustling mecca of Baja Blast. Learn of man made horrors made possible only by man's inhumanity to man, and/or drunk ordering at 2 AM.

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Linktree: https://linktr.ee/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://linktr.ee/reeseryder

ALTON: https://linktr.ee/rudefoxalton

Kay: https://linktr.ee/kayandskittles

]]> yes Episode 64 - Spyro Reboot https://pinecast.com/guid/32a684ef-e664-4f5f-ace3-8a1284f680ea Sun, 17 Sep 2023 15:46:31 -0000 01:07:59 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/32a684ef/episode-64-spyro-reboot Our good friend and Solasta companion @Zombaholic joins us to discuss the joys of standing in a straight line together and walking sideways in hell. Alton digs into the pulsing pool of madness that is the Beamdog forums. Lastly the pronoun orc is lambasted. And Spyro... is just there, don't worry about it.

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Linktree: https://linktr.ee/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://linktr.ee/rudefoxalton

Kay: https://linktr.ee/kayandskittles

]]> yes Episode 63 - Shinzo Abe Memorial Museum https://pinecast.com/guid/57bcd411-e5d6-4947-b0f9-65db7f2b445b Thu, 24 Aug 2023 18:00:00 -0000 00:55:07 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/57bcd411/episode-63-shinzo-abe-memorial-museum Gamers of the world rejoice! Because VGATWTOE is back to make fun of all the incredibly terrible things that constitute our beloved hobby, enjoy!

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Linktree: https://linktr.ee/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://linktr.ee/rudefoxalton

Kay: https://linktr.ee/kayandskittles

]]> yes Episode 62 - Roblox Catholicism https://pinecast.com/guid/d7fdab2e-6721-4db0-b0fa-2a21829aff43 Fri, 21 Jul 2023 20:45:58 -0000 01:24:10 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/d7fdab2e/episode-62-roblox-catholicism Who that fuck reads descriptions? @ conqy and tell him "bingo bongo" if you read the description, don't tell him why tho.

In this episode we finally reveal the secrets of where the constant goofs about killing dogs comes from! Also something about sonic the horgheg, polish roblox catholicism, and how you will be obliterated if you mess with the gays.

Ending Song: Omri & Auntie Boy - Pregnant Sonic

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://linktr.ee/rudefoxalton

Kay: https://linktr.ee/kayandskittles

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]]> yes Episode 61 - History Any % Speedrun With Fredda https://pinecast.com/guid/bc2cd41d-6ca8-4d33-b63b-5ab7c58f4265 Wed, 14 Jun 2023 16:32:22 -0000 01:23:43 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/bc2cd41d/episode-61-history-any-speedrun-with-fredda History warrior @IneptFredda joins us to wade into the toxic sludge of alt history, polish aztec assassin's creed games, and how playing to much hearts of iron rots your history brain.

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

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ALTON: https://twitter.com/RudeFoxALTON

Kay: https://twitter.com/kayandskittles

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]]> yes Episode 60 - Enemies of The People https://pinecast.com/guid/60380f2a-53fa-4614-9efa-cc54eed4c7a3 Mon, 15 May 2023 14:45:00 -0000 01:02:05 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/60380f2a/episode-60-enemies-of-the-people The 9/11 of gaming (VGATWTOE) returns once again to shout at corporations for abusing their wealth and power. On this episode's firing line are baby puzzle manufacturers Nintendo and Wizards of the Coast.

Also: we use the last section of this episode to make fun of credulous rube Joe Rogan and incredible un-truth weaver Yeonmi Park.

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: Chollima On The Wing by the Pochonbo Electronic Ensemble

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

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ALTON: https://twitter.com/RudeFoxALTON

Kay: https://twitter.com/kayandskittles

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]]> yes Episode 59 - Geralt Of RivAI https://pinecast.com/guid/6ed3a219-ad43-4ee1-b765-c6e09b55868a Fri, 05 May 2023 04:38:58 -0000 01:13:36 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/6ed3a219/episode-59-geralt-of-rivai This is a normal episode of beloved videogame podcast VGATWTOE, filled with topics which do not in any way indicate that the hosts may have gone insane.

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC_Ecchu-Owara-Bushi VIDEOTAPEMUSIC Remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/RudeFoxALTON

Kay: https://twitter.com/kayandskittles

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]]> yes Episode 58 - Hogmonger Legacy https://pinecast.com/guid/c5c6355e-9950-43a3-82e6-6cf219ed6dca Sat, 01 Apr 2023 14:28:30 -0000 01:08:47 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/c5c6355e/episode-58-hogmonger-legacy VGATWTOE regular Dawnya(@dawnyaaan) joins us once again, this time for the VGATWTOE 2022 GOTY and to blast the ass of The Witness creator and line puzzle enthusiast Jonathan Blow. Somehow NFTS, teslas, UK Popeyes and Tim Buckley all end up getting dunked on as well.

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: ApeSh!t The Music Video

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

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ALTON: https://twitter.com/RudeFoxALTON

Kay: https://twitter.com/kayandskittles

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]]> yes Episode 57 - The Fentanyl of Bigotry https://pinecast.com/guid/8e298dc1-73c7-475a-82a3-0d05ef3ca3f7 Mon, 06 Feb 2023 15:11:08 -0000 01:07:20 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/8e298dc1/episode-57-the-fentanyl-of-bigotry WE'RE BACK!

We talk about our poor queen mum and what she meant to all of us. Then we get into the insane twitch death pit. Next up is the gnawing madness that beats in the hearts of transphobes.

Last but not least, two titans of consooomerism clash in an epic battle of two men who have never left the house.

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music:

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

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ALTON: https://twitter.com/RudeFoxALTON

Kay: https://twitter.com/kayandskittles

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]]> yes Episode 56 - The Insanity Runes https://pinecast.com/guid/08fbfea0-ec94-4cc2-aa82-5fda8f206255 Tue, 29 Nov 2022 12:10:40 -0000 01:09:13 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/08fbfea0/episode-56-the-insanity-runes We are joined by the wonderful @heavyxeyed to discuss the absolute garbage fire that was the Forspoken trailer as well other extremely cursed things like Gamestops 9/11 NFT. Enjoy!

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC_Ecchu-Owara-Bushi VIDEOTAPEMUSIC Remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

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ALTON: https://twitter.com/RudeFoxALTON

Kay: https://twitter.com/kayandskittles

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]]> yes Episode 55 - Bleach and Cthulhu Piss https://pinecast.com/guid/3ddad9cb-f7fb-4c39-92a0-85e92f147db7 Mon, 10 Oct 2022 03:05:53 -0000 00:52:32 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/3ddad9cb/episode-55-bleach-and-cthulhu-piss NFTs, shitty Blizzard games, elder god piss, this episode has everything except for human decency. Kropo AKA @KropotkinPetyr joins us as we dive into the cesspit that is diablo immortal and NFT consoles. Enjoy!

Episode is late because Alton got tired.

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC_Ecchu-Owara-Bushi VIDEOTAPEMUSIC Remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

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Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/RudeFoxALTON

Kay: https://twitter.com/kayandskittles

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]]> yes Episode 54 - Sponsored By GFUEL https://pinecast.com/guid/0ca820f7-06c0-4e73-8509-810644efdbdd Mon, 06 Jun 2022 14:47:19 -0000 00:58:29 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/0ca820f7/episode-54-sponsored-by-gfuel In the echoing silence of worthwhile videogame discussion and criticism, a powerful honk crashes like a wave into the ears of expectant listeners. It is VGATWTOE, back once again to hoot and holler at videogames until they go away (except the ones we like).

This episode we discuss the most pressing topics of videogames in 2022 such as: Why is Elon musk such a little freak WTF is wrong with him, The bizarre videogames news of Russia, and finally what the VGATWTOE rogue's gallery of gamer chuds has been posting.

Thread on Tesla Reporter: https://twitter.com/Tweetermeyer/status/1527658189784854528

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: Final Fantasy IX - Jesters Of The Moon

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Kay: https://twitter.com/kayandskittles

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]]> yes Episode 53 - Elden Ring https://pinecast.com/guid/1091a1a8-bc31-4e1d-b6f7-0d82a4d85fb1 Mon, 04 Apr 2022 00:49:24 -0000 01:32:10 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/1091a1a8/episode-53-elden-ring We haven't done anything else this month so this is pretty much all we could talk about.

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: Elden Ring Rountable Hold Theme

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

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ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Kay: https://twitter.com/kayandskittles

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]]> yes Episode 52 - NFTs https://pinecast.com/guid/d45e85b8-25d9-4247-9896-dae11a5f6c43 Wed, 09 Mar 2022 08:31:07 -0000 01:09:28 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/d45e85b8/episode-52-nfts You knew this was coming eventually. Fuckin' game companies cant keep their grubby little mitts off of them.

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC_Ecchu-Owara-Bushi VIDEOTAPEMUSIC Remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

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ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Kay: https://twitter.com/kayandskittles

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]]> yes The Bobonomicon (Part 3) - Beer & Bacardi Cocktail https://pinecast.com/guid/32ffa753-5a7d-4222-912c-a79984b820f5 Sun, 09 Jan 2022 11:12:17 -0000 00:52:55 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/32ffa753/the-bobonomicon-part-3-beer-bacardi-cocktail You have drunken deeply of forbidden knowledge, and for some reason it tastes like the worst cocktail you've had in your entire life. You are one of us now, a disciple of the Bobonomicon.

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese Guest: Conqy (@Conqy)

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: Supermarioland (feat. M.C. Mario) (Radio Version) – Ambassadors of Funk

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

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]]> yes The Bobonomicon (Part 2) - Decolonizing The Brainland https://pinecast.com/guid/c5e9d181-7ebe-4732-8d1b-1f9721ebb5c4 Tue, 28 Dec 2021 11:21:16 -0000 01:03:59 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/c5e9d181/the-bobonomicon-part-2-decolonizing-the-brainland The book calls to you, horrified but unable to turn away you continue to turn its fetid pages, each one revealing glimpses of unnameable horrors. The JFK Assassination, 9/11, A movie about super mario brothers 3... Soon your mind and the book will be one and the same. Soon you will join us in the brainland.

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese Guest: Conqy (@Conqy)

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies

Outro music: Supermarioland (feat. M.C. Mario) (Radio Version) – Ambassadors of Funk

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

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]]> yes The Bobonomicon (Part 1) - Defeating The Therapist https://pinecast.com/guid/69e841b3-de57-4881-bae2-69813fe1446c Wed, 22 Dec 2021 16:55:33 -0000 01:04:43 An Objective Literary Analysis https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/69e841b3/the-bobonomicon-part-1-defeating-the-therapist Do you hear that? Do you hear the screaming siren of doom right around the corner.

Podcast narrator Conqy (@Conqy) join the discussion council for breakdown of T. Cinematography Robert's autobiography, SMB3: Brick by Brick. The first part of a limited VGATWTOE event, the goof crew experience every emotion on a journey through the muscular brain of our favorite poster..

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: Supermarioland (feat. M.C. Mario) (Radio Version) – Ambassadors of Funk

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

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Kay: https://twitter.com/kayandskittles

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]]> yes Episode 51 - A Hand With Many Fingers feat. Colestia https://pinecast.com/guid/cef269f1-130f-4243-b61a-03cd505b2c7b Fri, 03 Dec 2021 18:00:00 -0000 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/cef269f1/episode-51-a-hand-with-many-fingers-feat-colestia The wonderful Colestia(@colestia3) joins us once again to discuss their breakout hit game "A Hand With Many Fingers", a mystery game in which you uncover the details of a real CIA plot. We barrage him with our shitty game ideas and talk about how great it would be to give people Havana Syndrome.

You can purchase the game here: https://colestia.itch.io/a-hand-with-many-fingers

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: Kitty History - Trevor Moore

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

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ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Kay: https://twitter.com/kayandskittles

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]]> yes Episode 50 - Spiritual Opium https://pinecast.com/guid/a120359f-1fff-4fa2-a3cd-50db1649ba8a Sat, 27 Nov 2021 08:45:57 -0000 01:18:11 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/a120359f/episode-50-spiritual-opium The state of California hunts Kotick like a beast, but who shall triumph: the hunter or the hunted? Probably the rich person.

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC_Ecchu-Owara-Bushi VIDEOTAPEMUSIC Remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

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ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Kay: https://twitter.com/kayandskittles

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]]> yes Episode 49 - Q&A https://pinecast.com/guid/2d62f863-4ff9-47e4-a5ee-9b3677c8874c Sun, 24 Oct 2021 23:11:04 -0000 01:39:45 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/2d62f863/episode-49-q-a Some content for the content farm. We are currently geting dick slammed by real life so we decided to make a low effort Q&A.

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC_Ecchu-Owara-Bushi VIDEOTAPEMUSIC Remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

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ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Kay: https://twitter.com/kayandskittles

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]]> yes Episode 48 - Pokemon Traumatic Stress Disorder https://pinecast.com/guid/1dab3e63-e426-4a15-9a01-f8e9b766c793 Thu, 05 Aug 2021 09:29:31 -0000 00:52:58 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/1dab3e63/episode-48-pokemon-traumatic-stress-disorder Let loose tha pokemans of war...

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: Vs. Metal Sonic (Stardust Speedway Bad Future JP) - Sonic Generations [OST] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9A6788MNjk

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]]> yes Episode 47 - Finally Some Good F*ckin' Ethics https://pinecast.com/guid/542ad363-55e6-4e5b-b3f2-671494f78049 Sun, 04 Jul 2021 09:17:40 -0000 01:12:09 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/542ad363/episode-47-finally-some-good-f-ckin-ethics This episode starts serious because we have to acknowledge the Palestine sized elephant in the room but we get to the goofs soon enough ya goof hoglets. Topics include: The IGN Palestine article, Declare apolitical, The brilliant character design of vampire mommy, and competitive scrabble.

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC_Ecchu-Owara-Bushi VIDEOTAPEMUSIC Remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

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]]> yes Episode 46 - The Gamer Off Switch https://pinecast.com/guid/1f58bcad-3253-41af-9e4c-198d5c129615 Wed, 09 Jun 2021 23:34:11 -0000 01:02:17 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/1f58bcad/episode-46-the-gamer-off-switch Topics: The Off button for the N-word The size of vampire mommy's feet The worst moment in gaming (resident evil 5) Microsoft giving HUDs to the military

And introducing a glorious new bit: the horny corner! where all your shameful deeds and desires are guffawed and grunted at.

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC_Ecchu-Owara-Bushi VIDEOTAPEMUSIC Remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

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ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Kay: https://twitter.com/kayandskittles

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]]> yes Episode 45 - M _ _ _ Effect https://pinecast.com/guid/62cce0d9-b773-453a-87d5-0b951ac736c7 Mon, 26 Apr 2021 09:34:26 -0000 01:01:32 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/62cce0d9/episode-45-m-effect Did you know they're taking the ASS out of MASS EFFECT? Fucking crazy I know, what is the world cumming to? Well, if Capcom has anything to say about it: 9 foot tall vampire mommies.

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC_Ecchu-Owara-Bushi VIDEOTAPEMUSIC Remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

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]]> yes Episode 44 - Marxism-Leninism-Stonksism https://pinecast.com/guid/d8a1d415-dad6-472d-91e3-bb84c708f26d Tue, 16 Mar 2021 18:12:33 -0000 01:05:27 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/d8a1d415/episode-44-marxism-leninism-stonksism Lay quietly and weep, friends, for another timely episode of VGATWTOE has arrived. The Squad of Correctness skates the cutting edge of news to dig into the Gamestop Stocks Event. After a little Keanu Reeves prelude, we dissect the origins of the phenomenon... complete with a kindergarten level explanation for Reese. Next, we snicker at the hysterical keening from the disgusting and rich perverts behind all suffering on Earth. Later on, we discover a reddit post that asks the question, "Stonks... communism?" Probably not but still a fun question! You will enjoy this episode or or hurt our feelings.

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC_Ecchu-Owara-Bushi VIDEOTAPEMUSIC Remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

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ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Kay: https://twitter.com/kayandskittles

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]]> yes Episode 43 - Part 2 - Day One Patch https://pinecast.com/guid/8d1fe7c3-3b8c-4943-9f2c-352705ea92d7 Fri, 26 Feb 2021 10:46:35 -0000 01:03:51 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/8d1fe7c3/episode-43-part-2-day-one-patch Part - 2

We always knew the truth... Cyberpunk 2077 was always going to suck. The prophet council of video game knowledge convenes for a single purpose: to dance on Cyberpunk's grave. Part one of our magnum opus reviews the story so far before delving into the agony and cosmic madness surrounding the dreaded video game review. To round things out we guffaw at the disastrous, treacherous, and ridiculous console release. Laugh along with us on this, the most holy of podcast days, and know peace.

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know.

Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games Outro music: Hyper - Spoiler Thank you to Angelvila for the logo! Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8 Kay: https://twitter.com/kayandskittles

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]]> yes Episode 43 - Part 1 - The Joy of Being Right About Cyberpunk https://pinecast.com/guid/227edd77-6658-4293-b230-dbba58405d20 Tue, 19 Jan 2021 02:59:44 -0000 01:04:09 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/227edd77/episode-43-part-1-the-joy-of-being-right-about-cyberpunk We always knew the truth... Cyberpunk 2077 was always going to suck. The prophet council of video game knowledge convenes for a single purpose: to dance on Cyberpunk's grave. Part one of our magnum opus reviews the story so far before delving into the agony and cosmic madness surrounding the dreaded video game review. To round things out we guffaw at the disastrous, treacherous, and ridiculous console release. Laugh along with us on this, the most holy of podcast days, and know peace.

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: Buck Biloxi And The Fucks - I Got Kicked Out Of Shadowrun

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Kay: https://twitter.com/kayandskittles

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]]> yes Episode 42 - A Cruel Dipshit's Thesis https://pinecast.com/guid/d2aeb9d0-b529-4123-9d32-eeb07179c379 Thu, 24 Dec 2020 03:17:29 -0000 00:54:16 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/d2aeb9d0b5294123/episode-42-a-cruel-dipshit-s-thesis Greetings m'ladies and m'lords, please enjoy this new episode that was very difficult to animate. Dylan AKA Weighty (@dylwiid) joins the squad of woman protectors with a single goal in mind: to be mean to Alex Hutchinson. We take aim at Alex's claims that streamers should pay for the right to stream games and examine a few golden oldies about the difficulties involved making Assassin's Creed games. Listen or die!

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Kay: https://twitter.com/kayandskittles

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Episode 41 - League Of Look-alikes https://pinecast.com/guid/779e9d3a-4868-40e9-bcd8-27aa9354df98 Fri, 11 Dec 2020 07:40:39 -0000 01:14:35 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/779e9d3a486840e9/episode-41-league-of-look-alikes VGATWTOE Is proud to announce a new member of the gamer goblin crew: Kay of kay and skittles will be joining us as a permanent co-host!

league of legends stole some person's likeness and it isn't even the first time. Although to be fair they do have some very credible-Ahahahaa, no. In addition to this horrifying corporate face stealing we talk smack about the weird PS5 review from kotaku and watchdogs legion being a wet fart of a videogame.

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Kay: https://twitter.com/kayandskittles

Find out more on the Video Games Are The Worst Thing On Earth website: https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

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]]> yes Episode 40 - Tom Clancy's Terrible Apolitical Game https://pinecast.com/guid/b5a6c344-2cdd-41bc-afb6-f8027916058d Sat, 14 Nov 2020 11:28:03 -0000 01:12:11 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/b5a6c3442cdd41bc/episode-40-tom-clancy-s-terrible-apolitical-game Our good friend Mitch (@heavyxeyed) joins us to talk about the most depressing videogame company of all time: Ubisoft, and their recent crime of using a BLM symbol for the antagonists of one of their shitty phone games. What follows is weeks of pent up frustration being unleashed on the company that invented calling generic nobody's "iconic" and calling political settings "apolitical". Up is down and down is up. I mean I guess the game was made by a dead guy so I guess that's kindof impressive.

Check out Mitch's youtube here: youtube.com/c/heavyeyed And his Twitch: twitch.tv/heavyeyed

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

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]]> yes Episode 39.5 - Gravity Isn't Real https://pinecast.com/guid/8882acf1-49b5-46bc-a5c3-d2f71f02b38d Sun, 18 Oct 2020 21:39:40 -0000 00:48:41 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/8882acf149b546bc/episode-39-5-gravity-isn-t-real In a desperate attempt to fill the long gaps between episodes Alton and Reese shoot the shit for 50 minutes about whatever random stuff was on our mind but didn't really fit into a regular episode.

Outro song: Love Underground - Robbers On High Street

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Episode 39 - Mediocre Masterpiece https://pinecast.com/guid/fc6d1222-9c2b-48b6-b97e-1e1b5877ccde Sun, 04 Oct 2020 15:41:03 -0000 01:01:31 Amazeballs Grace https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/fc6d12229c2b48b6/episode-39-mediocre-masterpiece Would you kindly give podcasters some clout? Misandry (@MisandryCannon) returns to finally give Bioshock Infinite the talking to it deserves! This lively discussion led us on a winding path through the entire series and the state of gaming at the time. We also dig into the effusive reaction it inspired by some of our most beloved (and despised) individuals in games media. Finally, we break our own brains for dessert!

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

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]]> yes Episode 38 - Call of Groomer: Modern Esports https://pinecast.com/guid/c8248216-a5b4-4a08-8ddb-010843606a16 Mon, 28 Sep 2020 08:35:28 -0000 01:00:44 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/c8248216a5b44a08/episode-38-call-of-groomer-modern-esports The rowdy boys of VGATWTOE are joined once again by our good friend Kay (@kayandskittles) to discuss the worlds biggest perverts: Military recruiters. Hope you enjoy! UwU

George Bush did 9/11.

Kay's Twitter: https://twitter.com/kayandskittles Kay's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/kayandskittles Kay's Patreon: http://patreon.com/kayandskittles

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

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]]> yes Episode 37 - TimeSJW https://pinecast.com/guid/fa7cd293-121c-4125-8a66-97c9db9aeb4e Fri, 07 Aug 2020 17:48:17 -0000 01:00:40 Summer Spookathan https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/fa7cd293121c4125/episode-37-timesjw The VGATWTOE Summer Spookathon is HERE! Dylan (@gruel_dylan) joins us to create a dark triumvirate of horror games discussion. We dig into the timeline of modern horror in games: tracing a line from Amnesia to P.T. as a new and purer twist on the genre. Along with this rise, came an even more fucked up kind of horror: scary Let's Plays.

Outro music for this episode: Very Still (Moonlight) by Visitor Information (https://visitorinformation.bandcamp.com/).

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

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]]> yes Episode 36 - Cuck Wendig https://pinecast.com/guid/ac27f763-5719-4337-baf9-9f7a7793ea33 Sun, 26 Jul 2020 01:13:53 -0000 01:06:54 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/ac27f76357194337/episode-36-cuck-wendig BUTTER IN BUCKLE DICKS! STRAP YOURSELF IN FOR THE MOST AMAZE-TITS EPISODE OF VGATWTOE YOUR LITTLE ROLLY POLLY TRASH PANDA RACCOON EARS HAVE EVER SQUELCHED! ZIPPITY FLORP, GUMPHA GOOOO, COPYRIGHT LAW!

Anyway we make fun of Chuck Wendig for an hour while our friend Jack (@HendrixTrog) does dramatic readings of his very bad writing.

Listen to him on Funtime Calls: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/anchor-podcasts/fun-time-calls

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

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]]> yes BONUS - Tonight We Riot Developer Interview! https://pinecast.com/guid/d5e083a8-a603-4208-9f64-fb56e9bf25b1 Fri, 17 Jul 2020 09:50:17 -0000 01:16:03 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/d5e083a8a6034208/bonus-tonight-we-riot-developer-interview- The VGATWTOE boys interview with the developers of Tonight We Riot! We talk about how Mario is secretly ANTIFA, how to sneak your cop beating simulators onto the Switch and we answer questions from the fans. Enjoy!

Tonight we Riot on Steam (Go buy it!): https://store.steampowered.com/app/290690/Tonight_We_Riot/ On Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonightweriot Pixel Pushers Union: https://twitter.com/PPU512 MeansTV: https://twitter.com/Means_TV

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

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]]> yes Episode 35 - Drinking Bobby's Kool-Aid https://pinecast.com/guid/c03ca8a6-ffa8-47ad-a38b-d879ab3abaea Fri, 19 Jun 2020 13:50:56 -0000 00:58:23 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/c03ca8a6ffa847ad/episode-35-drinking-bobby-s-kool-aid Strap in, scrotlords, VGATWTOE has bestirred itself to release another episode. Kropo (@KropotkinPetyr) joins us to confirm some stone cold facts about everyone's favorite microtransaction peddler, Activision Blizzard. We hear about shitty plastic toys, dead-eyed gamer zealots, and some saucy behind the scenes tidbits! Reese bores everyone by droning on about Final Fantasy 14 housing but saves the day with a new tale of a Nintendo prophet. Finally, a new VGATWTOE villain emerges!

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

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]]> yes Episode 34 - Maslow's Hierarchy of Ass https://pinecast.com/guid/16f5611f-d54b-4f58-b0cc-6874abb88a77 Wed, 20 May 2020 07:52:49 -0000 00:57:48 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/16f5611fd54b4f58/episode-34-maslow-s-hierarchy-of-ass Apocalypse warriors of the american wasteland! VGATWTOE has returned with esteemed guest Kay of Kay and skittles fame (@kayandskittles). Arise from your toilet paper fortresses and hear ye the word of VGATWTOE.

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

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]]> yes Episode 33 - Gamer Insulin https://pinecast.com/guid/22a3659d-7b0b-408e-9fe8-20e75f9fac6a Thu, 19 Mar 2020 15:08:04 -0000 01:01:10 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/22a3659d7b0b408e/episode-33-gamer-insulin Contagion! The world burns, a modern pandemic emerges, and Bernie loses his lead in the democratic primary. Our Intrepid heroes Alton and Reese Find themselves looking down the barrel of a grim future, but our spirit will never be broken! Jokerfication to full power!

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

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]]> yes Patreon Teaser - Video Games Are Ok Maybe? - Episode 5 - Full Goblin Mode https://pinecast.com/guid/a46e9555-b72d-4815-8427-e9af4b33af4d Mon, 16 Mar 2020 20:04:38 -0000 00:01:58 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/a46e9555b72d4815/patreon-teaser-video-games-are-ok-maybe-episode-5-full-goblin-mode Yet again, we discuss video games earnestly against the desires of God and humanity. Because we've been paid off by enemy to planet earth, Bill Gates, this episode is Xbox PC Game Pass themed! We also hate half the crap we played yet we'll keep on doing it because we have a problem that we cannot solve called gaming.

Games mentioned: Monster Hunter World, Human Fall Flat, Halo Reach, West of Loathing, Red Dead Redemption 2, Demon's Tilt, Punch Club, Minit

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo! Thank you to our announcer, Conqy!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

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]]> yes Insufferable Filmdork Society Presents: Joker (Part 2) https://pinecast.com/guid/08dbd0db-435a-4295-9089-a11e5804259b Thu, 05 Mar 2020 14:17:23 -0000 01:02:35 This Movie Is Ours https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/08dbd0db435a4295/insufferable-filmdork-society-presents-joker-part-2- Put on your laughing make-up, listeners, part two of our JOKER retrospective has arrived! Kay (@kayandskittles) continues to be in our thrilling conclusion discussing the movie that rocked the planet to its very foundation. In this episode, we break down the film's grand finale, recount the birdbrained hysteria surrounding the film, and discuss the movie's meaning and legacy. Reese refuses to shut up about his thoughts in theories. Alton lightens the mood with his sounds of Italy. Finally, Kay's just chillin' in this society; just being real as heck. Enjoy!

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

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]]> yes Insufferable Filmdork Society Presents: Joker (Part 1) https://pinecast.com/guid/1570655f-2a5a-4dc8-9723-7408903c4407 Fri, 28 Feb 2020 02:20:12 -0000 01:00:25 The Significance of Pedophile Music https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/1570655f2a5a4dc8/insufferable-filmdork-society-presents-joker-part-1- Smiles are mandatory, friends, because there's a new movie episode! Doctor of Clown Studies, Kay (@kayandskittles), joins the VGATWTOE team to do the final autopsy on the hysteria-inducing film, JOKER. Along the way, Alton proves himself to be the truest Joker among us while Reese sets himself up for a canceling by speaking well of the movie. Also... we trash Star Wars. We're also pleased to give a special sneak preview from The Italian Buddhist. Namaste and listen!

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

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]]> yes Patreon Teaser - VGATWTOE Special - Mountain Dew Horror Stories https://pinecast.com/guid/445efc9d-563a-4865-9fe4-748709232a9c Thu, 20 Feb 2020 10:32:52 -0000 00:02:11 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/445efc9d563a4865/patreon-teaser-vgatwtoe-special-mountain-dew-horror-stories Matt (@Normal_Matt) and Brianne (@BriAggressive) join us to delve into the rotten syrupy depths of the abyss! AKA: Mountain dew. We relive traumatic experiences we've had with this noxious beverage and slowly come to realize that this seemingly innocent disgusting drink may hide a terrible secret....

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

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]]> yes UNLOCKED - Video Games Are Ok Maybe? - Episode 3 - Persona Non Grata https://pinecast.com/guid/9048b83d-2b46-4596-bdd3-1e933066be87 Sun, 16 Feb 2020 03:57:16 -0000 00:40:42 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/9048b83d2b464596/unlocked-video-games-are-ok-maybe-episode-3-persona-non-grata Once again we betray our fans by enjoying video games! Back again to answer the age old question, "Whatcha been playin, pal?" Alton and Reese return to discuss the interminably long or mercifully short electronic games they've been playing since the last time they recorded one of these!

Games discussed:

Persona 5

Neverwinter Nights

Gauntlet: Dark Legacy

Shrek 2

Ace of Seafood

Ape Out

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

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]]> yes Episode 32 - Philm Phrenology Robert https://pinecast.com/guid/ba6f9a05-9a50-4b75-9d0f-31041b77d5d7 Fri, 31 Jan 2020 10:17:00 -0000 01:14:42 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/ba6f9a059a504b75/episode-32-philm-phrenology-robert The least controversial podcast of all time invites the esteemed Conqy (@Conqy) on to talk Filmer Roberto, Joe Biden, game industry unions, and last but not least the Ant-Man himself! Enjoy!

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Patreon Teaser - GamE MagZ - Episode 3 - MAGIC MUSHROOMS https://pinecast.com/guid/c6dde6fd-2891-4242-87f8-7078be2db45f Fri, 24 Jan 2020 22:49:40 -0000 00:02:11 Hell Line https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/c6dde6fd28914242/patreon-teaser-game-magz-episode-3-magic-mushrooms Check it out at https://www.patreon.com/posts/game-magz-3-33426045

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Patreon Teaser - Video Game Are Ok Maybe? - Episode 4- Game of the Yeast https://pinecast.com/guid/27fd73fa-ea03-42a4-9c97-abb39b06ad1b Wed, 01 Jan 2020 19:02:49 -0000 00:01:22 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/27fd73faea0342a4/patreon-teaser-video-game-are-ok-maybe-episode-4-game-of-the-yeast We're back once again to discuss our favorite games and disgusting stories of the year. Well, the games came out one of the years but we played them this year. Normal Matt (@normal_matt) joins us to talk socks, dicks, and (worst of all) the political subtext of video games.

Games discussed: Witcher 3, How The Grinch Stole Christmas, EDF 5, Monster Hunter World, Minecraft, Resident Evil 2

GOTY: A Bewitching Revolution by Colestia - https://colestia.itch.io/a-bewitching-revolution

Auld Lang Syne remix by Bulby

Soviet National Anthem remix by BITbOY

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Episode 31 - Hieronymus Todd https://pinecast.com/guid/17ff69e5-81bd-458b-817e-3cb505fb2fb6 Sun, 29 Dec 2019 21:22:20 -0000 00:57:45 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/17ff69e581bd458b/episode-31-hieronymus-todd Kay (@kayandskittles) is back to talk fallout 76 with us! And in the time it's taken from recording to final edit about 50 additional shitty things have happened in the game since. Oh Todd, you mischievous rapscallion.

In addition: Alton rants about how terrible Fallout 4 was and how we should have seen the signs, The Outer Worlds, and a little bit on how blizzard is going to weather the storm of hong kong controversey by dangling treats in gamer faces.

Kay's Twitter: https://twitter.com/kayandskittles Kay's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/kayandskittles Kay's Patreon: http://patreon.com/kayandskittles

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Patreon Teaser - Video Games Are Ok Maybe? Episode 3 - Persona Non Grata https://pinecast.com/guid/c715e662-9901-4255-836b-03933b0c95b5 Tue, 17 Dec 2019 17:59:17 -0000 00:02:33 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/c715e66299014255/patreon-teaser-video-games-are-ok-maybe-episode-3-persona-non-grata Once again we betray our fans by enjoying video games! Back again to answer the age old question, "Whatcha been playin, pal?" Alton and Reese return to discuss the interminably long or mercifully short electronic games they've been playing since the last time they recorded one of these!

Games discussed: Persona 5, Neverwinter Nights, Gauntlet: Dark Legacy, Shrek 2, Ace of Seafood, Ape Out

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Thank you to our announcer, Conqy!

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Episode 30 - Trash Games, Game Trash https://pinecast.com/guid/c287f22e-172e-4f34-be59-e191c99b8f7d Fri, 13 Dec 2019 10:03:55 -0000 01:06:41 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/c287f22e172e4f34/episode-30-trash-games-game-trash WE'RE BACK! And we kick things off with a lovely talk about our impending climate doom and video games role in it with Mitch (@heavyxeyed). Once we get done depressing you all with that we rastle with lyin' randy and his petulant squable with SAG-AFTRA. A heaping pile of bullshit made tolerable by his complete execution at the hands of a rep for the union.

Mitch's Twitter: https://twitter.com/heavyxeyed The Environmental Impact of Physical Games: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1zlT0a503Q Mitch's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/heavyeyed

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Episode 29 - The Secret Patron Tier https://pinecast.com/guid/274c8040-45dd-4ea2-aa7c-c3d6dd37f55c Fri, 08 Nov 2019 18:51:25 -0000 01:01:45 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/274c804045dd4ea2/episode-29-the-secret-patron-tier My fellow podcast hounds, slide not into fear and despair but instead, rejoice, for there is new podcast. Video essayist and ferret expert, Kay (@kayandskittles), joins the goof crew to discuss the mysterious and confounding MMO. "Why do we grind?" asks Alton to the wise and thoughtful panel assembled before him. "To make the numbers go up," answers Reese, after thinking for one hour straight. We also get Kay to weigh in on the gamification of Amazon, proper salt grammar and the spirit of the true otaku, check it out!

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Episode 28 - Just Like Mao (Part 2) https://pinecast.com/guid/38b87ddb-2221-4711-9ca0-0cc16c1c104d Wed, 30 Oct 2019 09:01:50 -0000 00:46:22 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/38b87ddb22214711/episode-28-just-like-mao-part-2- Holy Toledo they're back! Forcing politics into gaming the first time wasn't enough, so here's part two! In this double-tap special we dive into the bizarro world version of Josh's(@HugeMantis) own article! An article arguing that videogames are conservative, how that's a good thing, and then getting zero hate from the gamer chud crowd. We also save some space on our gamer plates to talk about the Ooblets controversy.

Josh's excellent article: https://theoutline.com/post/7803/are-video-games-political-conservative-liberal?

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes UNLOCKED - Video Games Are Ok Maybe? - Episode 2 - Weebs Are Like Sharks https://pinecast.com/guid/7722d94b-e29c-4ad0-b5b7-32d2a7fe73c5 Fri, 11 Oct 2019 19:28:03 -0000 00:43:52 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/7722d94be29c4ad0/unlocked-video-games-are-ok-maybe-episode-2-weebs-are-like-sharks Making the greatest sacrifice of their lives, Alton and Reese return to discussing video games they enjoy--or at least have played! Along the way they chat about getting cancelled, the crew's gaming experience, and Reese uses the episode as an excuse to play his favorite song from FF14.

Topics covered:

Final Fantasy 14

Hat in Time

Void Bastards

Earth Defense Force 5

Resident Evil 2

Lost Castle

Some other stuff maybe?

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Episode 28 - No Shit, Videogames Are Political (part 1) https://pinecast.com/guid/989f72c3-e10c-4f5e-95d7-428e5c88f31a Mon, 30 Sep 2019 09:08:07 -0000 01:03:16 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/989f72c3e10c4f5e/episode-28-no-shit-videogames-are-political-part-1- Batten down the hatches! The VGATWTOE war on videogames is rolling into town to end interactive media once and for all by pronouncing it political. Joining us in this noble crusade is Josh Tucker (@HugeMantis) writer and gasp games journalist.

In this limit breaking two part special we will take you on a journey into how deep the rabbit hole of reactionary politics in Call of duty really goes, why videogames are so reactionary int he fist place, and why Alton is glad Walt Disney is dead (RIP in peace bitch).

Enjoy!

Josh's excellent article: https://theoutline.com/post/7803/are-video-games-political-conservative-liberal?

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Episode 26 - JRR Tolkien's Shitty Old Bones https://pinecast.com/guid/40421e89-c056-45b0-9a98-da72a2e33c81 Wed, 04 Sep 2019 10:37:22 -0000 00:47:00 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/40421e89c05645b0/episode-26-jrr-tolkien-s-shitty-old-bones A brand new episode of VGATWTOE fresh from podcast cauldron! This one features frequent guest and radical kobold Niko! @Snugcrow (The artist formerly known as Roxanne) Get downloading and prepare to boil your brain in salty gamer tears:

Topics include: JRR Tolkien’s shitty bones as a spear Tifa's polygonal tiddies and the collective horny delusion Nanomachines son tag The new LGBTQ tag on steam and why steam still sucks we once again come to our old punching bag one angry gamer US government banning league of legends in Iran for some reason?

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Patreon Teaser - JEFFREY EPSTEIN BRAIN!! https://pinecast.com/guid/df176fca-1f7d-48d8-b5a2-7299e11aa4b0 Sun, 01 Sep 2019 14:45:35 -0000 00:01:57 Allegedly, https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/df176fca1f7d48d8/patreon-teaser-jeffrey-epstein-brain- Check out this episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/29618850

The truth (that billionaires comprise a secret circle of cultist pedophiles) is out there! Alton and Reese have fully lost their mind this time... or have they found it?! Intrepid detective, Thuly (@The9thDegree), joins the gang to finally get to the bottom of the Epstein caper. I shall not reveal if they find the honest but, along the way, they go totally apeshit at the flagrant and desperate display of power. Also, they have a lot of fun with an old friend with the Panama Papers. Listen now if you want to know the alleged connection between Bobby Kotick and Hillary Clinton. Actually, the entire episode is alleged. We're just goofing. Don't murder us, please.

To continue along your Epstein journey: https://soundcloud.com/grubstakers/episode-51-jeffery-epstein-feat-matt-christman

Thank you to the VGATWTOE announcer, Conqy.

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes UNLOCKED - GamE MagZ - Episode 2 - British Gamer Takes https://pinecast.com/guid/5f85e9b1-b34c-48ed-a7e6-062ac381b63a Tue, 27 Aug 2019 18:30:56 -0000 00:47:09 British Gamer Hell https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/5f85e9b1b34c48ed/unlocked-game-magz-episode-2-british-gamer-takes What's up chavs and lasses? A very special episode of GamE MagZ takes us across the Atlantic to the foreign and exotic United Kingdom! Misandry (@misandrycannon) joins us once again to torture Alton with the most depraved and bigoted Nintendo content available pre-Internet. N-Force #4 breaks all of our brains but not half as much as a new regular segment introducted by Alton. Check it!

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Patreon: https://patreon.com/vgatwtoe

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Patreon Teaser - Video Games Are Ok Maybe? Episode 2 - Weebs Are Like Sharks https://pinecast.com/guid/5dc2a8d6-4773-4f15-80e5-2933cffd468f Thu, 22 Aug 2019 18:39:59 -0000 00:02:00 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/5dc2a8d647734f15/patreon-teaser-video-games-are-ok-maybe-episode-2-weebs-are-like-sharks Check it out at: https://www.patreon.com/posts/videogames-are-2-29353456

Thank you to the VGATWTOE announcer, Conqy.

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Episode 25 - Human Events (feat. Dawnya) https://pinecast.com/guid/c1226c82-4b07-47e5-86e3-5f3128e8fcb8 Fri, 09 Aug 2019 18:11:44 -0000 00:55:02 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/c1226c824b0747e5/episode-25-human-events-feat-dawnya- It's a new episode of da pod, so get ready to envision another horrific mutated gamer in your mind's eye. The most beloved guest in VGATWTOE lore has returned! Dawnya (@xo_pinkishheart), fantastic artist and caretaker of the Shitty Gamer Takes account, joins us to scold the gremlins and goofuses that plague our hobby and/or addiction. Reese recounts the thrilling conclusion to the bad neighbor saga; involving the culmination of decades of video game stealth training. After that excitement, we all marvel at the Dragon of Budapest getting easily tricked by a fake Nintendo tweet. Later, we subject Dawnya to an article about conservative gaming culture which shaved years off our sedantary lives. Get you some of this here podcast, friend!

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Patreon Teaser - GamE MagZ Episode 2 - British Gamer Hell https://pinecast.com/guid/de5be31e-3923-4c53-821e-60bc49021aa0 Thu, 18 Jul 2019 20:47:03 -0000 00:01:48 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/de5be31e39234c53/patreon-teaser-game-magz-episode-2-british-gamer-hell Check it out at https://www.patreon.com/posts/game-magz-2-hell-28475553

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Insufferable Filmdork Society Presents: Mandy (Part 2) https://pinecast.com/guid/bbd5c42f-fefa-4edb-a8db-1f56ff1f287a Sun, 30 Jun 2019 00:09:01 -0000 00:52:28 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/bbd5c42ffefa4edb/insufferable-filmdork-society-presents-mandy-part-2- Gaze upon the podcast, ye mortals, and despair! Reese has tricked Alton into doing another movie episode and, this time, we're have a big ol' weird discussion about MANDY. Misandry (@MisandryCannon) returns triumphantly to break down the mood and metal of the new classic starring Nic Cage. We dig into nature and purpose of the film's magical realism, marvel at the gargantuan dipshittery of Jeremiah Sand, and groove on the design and reason behind the intensely moody soundscape of the film (We do play a drone metal song for about two minutes in the second half DO NOT PANIC). Also, aural evidence of Reese's embarrassment because he couldn't recognize a quarry. Cheddar goblin!

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Insufferable Filmdork Society Presents: Mandy (Part 1) https://pinecast.com/guid/d1e42fda-c5a7-4f09-88fe-c2d1760e2d0e Sun, 30 Jun 2019 00:06:34 -0000 00:55:55 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/d1e42fdac5a74f09/insufferable-filmdork-society-presents-mandy-part-1- Gaze upon the podcast, ye mortals, and despair! Reese has tricked Alton into doing another movie episode and, this time, we're have a big ol' weird discussion about MANDY. Misandry (@MisandryCannon) returns triumphantly to break down the mood and metal of the new classic starring Nic Cage. We dig into nature and purpose of the film's magical realism, marvel at the gargantuan dipshittery of Jeremiah Sand, and groove on the design and reason behind the intensely moody soundscape of the film (We do play a drone metal song for about two minutes in the second half DO NOT PANIC). Also, aural evidence of Reese's embarrassment because he couldn't recognize a quarry. Cheddar goblin!

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Episode 24 - Harry Potter Is A Fucking Cop https://pinecast.com/guid/0fffdc42-5a99-4731-9dd2-12209e93d238 Tue, 18 Jun 2019 10:17:02 -0000 00:50:17 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/0fffdc425a994731/episode-24-harry-potter-is-a-fucking-cop Esteemed guest David Cribb (@colestia3) returns to the pod to regale the vile goofuses Reese and ALTON with information about his new game! David fills us in on all the details of ‘A Bewitching Revolution’, a game set in a dystopian alternate reality where capitalism is exactly the same except now there’s a badass socialist Witch working to destroy the system through solidarity and education. Harry Potter is rightfully shat upon for being a wizard cop, and we read the most weirdly honest salt mines steam review yet. Last but certainly not least, a brand-new upcoming game from David is announced! A game whose idea was spawned on this very pod…

‘A Bewitching Revolution’ Is now available on itch.io and steam for absolutely free so what are you waiting for?

https://store.steampowered.com/app/968500/A_Bewitching_Revolution/

https://colestia.itch.io/a-bewitching-revolution

‘The Interlude’ Can be found on itch.io https://crawlspacestudio.itch.io/the-interlude

David’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/colestia/ David’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/colestia3 David’s Itch.io page: https://colestia.itch.io/

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/VGATWTOE

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Episode 23 - Union Time Baby! (w/ Casey Explosion) https://pinecast.com/guid/7e41ec4e-fdd6-4f8c-b0b6-30fa7d3fbc91 Fri, 31 May 2019 22:32:04 -0000 00:59:29 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/7e41ec4efdd64f8c/episode-23-union-time-baby-w-casey-explosion- We have heard your cries for podcast, o constant listener, and answer in our benevolence. Unrivalled internet gothsloth, Casey Explosion (@CaseyExplosion), joins the cackling duo to take a deep look into the labor issues surrounding game development and propose a few solutions--if you don't want spoilers, avoid reading the title of the episode. We also marvel as Alton guides us through SonicFox's power to own British dumbos and Reese makes everyone pay attention to something Ubisoft does for a few minute. Also, let the rallying cry begin: Nationalize Steam!

Source for health insurance claim: https://asia.nikkei.com/Business/Companies/The-Konami-exodus?page=1

Worse than Scabs: Gamer Rage as Anti-Union Violence: https://rhizome.org/editorial/2018/oct/30/worse-than-scabs-gamer-rager-as-anti-worker-violence/

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes UNLOCKED Videogames Are Ok Maybe? - Episode 1 - THE SAUCE https://pinecast.com/guid/c4162a34-4377-4eab-8dd0-7581e3eb5727 Wed, 29 May 2019 03:54:52 -0000 01:10:56 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/c4162a3443774eab/unlocked-videogames-are-ok-maybe-episode-1-the-sauce UNLOCKED FOR ALL TO HEAR!

Welcome to a brand new VGATWTOE offshoot where for once we stop ruthlessly demolishing reactionary chud gamers and actually talk about what games we've been playing and enjoying. Sickening, I know, but we both basically wanted an excuse to talk about divinity original sin and how amazing it is so we'll overlook this off-brand optimism.

Topics covered:

Nuclear take about anime

politics and how much mike pence loves Garfield

I cant remember anything from shooters

divinity original sin is real good

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Episode 22 - Fetid Candy Lad (w/ Doggeaux) https://pinecast.com/guid/56058a90-5912-41a3-aacc-76fd31419886 Tue, 30 Apr 2019 17:44:41 -0000 00:58:04 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/56058a90591241a3/episode-22-fetid-candy-lad-w-doggeaux- Gather together, podcast elite, and let us tell you a tale of the king of hobgoblin gamers: the billionaire Notch. The master of twitter, August (@DxGGEAUX), honors us with his presence as we declare war on the human buttered-popcorn-jellybean that created Minecraft. As we do battle, Alton struggles with all his might not to say the magic word and Reese must think quickly or he may be owned because he's old as hell. We check in on the outpouring of love and support from Halo fans and take some extremely easy potshots at Anthem to bolster our self esteem. Ranked the #1 podcast episode of 2019 by a publication we refuse to source. Listen!

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Episode 21 - Drunk and Literate https://pinecast.com/guid/e53b90d5-2eac-4120-922b-e83a2ad3390c Thu, 18 Apr 2019 14:49:44 -0000 01:07:24 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/e53b90d52eac4120/episode-21-drunk-and-literate From the darkest depths of the most fucked up swamps comes another boiling hot episode of VGATWTOE. The Twin Matts (@M_Nerdskull and @BrianneandMatt) join us to allege some sourceless claims based on Bobby Kotick's libertarian beliefs. We dig into the depraved chugging of money that is the Blizzard/Activation layoff, revisit the cyberpunk discussion from an earlier episode and try to inject as much fucking politics into video games as we can. Along the way, we read the longest article ever for the podcast while drunk and check in with the latest masterpiece on the silver screen. Hell yes, we all podcastin'!

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes UNLOCKED GamE MagZ - Episode 1 - PO'ED https://pinecast.com/guid/baa06c08-5e82-44f4-be87-ecc3a2e604e1 Tue, 26 Mar 2019 09:22:00 -0000 01:03:32 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/baa06c085e8244f4/unlocked-game-magz-episode-1-po-ed Original premium content--do not steal! Reese and Alton rope Misandry (@MisandryCannon) into a new bit where the goof crew leafs through ancient video game magazines to see what garmin' was like before the SJWs took hold. We talk radical fonts, revolutionary page design, and peer into the brief window when people took the 3DO seriously. It truly is a premium experience.

For the full experience, follow along with us here!: https://archive.org/details/GamePro_Issue_084_July_1996

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Episode 19 - Rich Freaks https://pinecast.com/guid/16bc54b9-f695-4b01-8c2c-51890b6bad6e Fri, 08 Feb 2019 20:59:33 -0000 01:03:09 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/16bc54b9f6954b01/episode-19-rich-freaks Grease up the goose and get ready as a new VGATWTOE dawns. Honored guests, Terry Bolvanga and Victor, swing by to compare business cards and gossip about Paul Allen. We introduce a new feature that's literally just Reese talking about his ogre neighbor. Afterwards, the big brains go to town on the latest depraved hijinx of the mysterious magician, Randy Pitchford. Later on, we unwind by taking easy potshots at noted hobgoblin, Antman. Do you like trashing rich dipshits? You'll love this episode!

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Episode 18 - Glazing The Hambly https://pinecast.com/guid/141a14e2-97e3-4f28-8e77-e4c3d5f849ad Mon, 28 Jan 2019 16:58:59 -0000 01:16:12 IE: The Brain Breaker https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/141a14e297e34f28/episode-18-glazing-the-hambly Podcast, thy name is Brain Breaker. Internet maven Brianne (@BriAggressive) and her boyfriend that lives in Canada, Matt (@BrianneandMatt), dare enter the skull crushing arena of gamer discourse for the amusement of our listeners. Alton breaks first when he learns the true name of the Pork Devil as we discuss GOG yet again. Reese crumbles shortly after during an ill-advised discussion about grisly gamer notions. Our guests remain stalwart and strong, though, during the tale of the XBOX support forum, probably due to their superior healthcare system. Also, someone gets cancelled--but who?!

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Episode 17 - The Todd Takedown https://pinecast.com/guid/d1dfb284-4e98-4263-9995-f517c0e8bda5 Tue, 15 Jan 2019 10:46:06 -0000 00:58:57 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/d1dfb2844e984263/episode-17-the-todd-takedown A darkness has descended upon the land, a game so evil some dare not speak its name. It is presided over by a vile being known as "Todd." The VGATWTOE meme warriors, Jordan (@jordha) and Roxanne (@snugcrow) steel themselves for one of the greatest takedowns in podcast history. Reese weeps at the terrible tale of the two hundred dollar preorder while Alton revels in the chance to merk his greatest enemy. Jordan gets cancelled for getting corny on main and Roxanne says hi. Tune in, cowards!

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=16464889

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Episode 16 - Tony Hawk's Pro Socialism https://pinecast.com/guid/6a3acc38-dbd3-419c-96ef-85d15ff8ad59 Fri, 28 Dec 2018 10:19:46 -0000 01:12:24 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/6a3acc38dbd3419c/episode-16-tony-hawk-s-pro-socialism Rejoice podcast gobblers! Prepare to receive the latest episode of VGATWTOE directly into your skull! Fantastic socialist gamedev David Cribb (@colestia3) graces our presence to discuss his games and the larger questions of what goes into a leftist video game. We have a very special segment of Salt Mines where we dig into the chud response to his socialist teaching tool, POST/CAPITALISM, to roast all the goofhogs oinking about the communist game. Later on, Alton brainstorms a game about blasting out the back walls of famous leftists and Reese learns about the new Warframe expansion and the player response. Finally, we discuss gamers as a proxy for anti-union violence and how the large penal colony full of spiders has influenced David's work.

David's Games: https://colestia.itch.io/

David's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/colestia/posts

Articles mentioned: Warframe Fans Ask Developers To Avoid Crunch: https://kotaku.com/warframe-fans-ask-developers-to-avoid-crunch-1830327178

Gamer Rage as Anti-Union Violence: https://rhizome.org/editorial/2018/oct/30/worse-than-scabs-gamer-rager-as-anti-worker-violence/

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Episode 15 - Spooksgiving Spectacular https://pinecast.com/guid/be43c72d-1bae-4c2d-8745-0fa4d1585b7c Fri, 30 Nov 2018 18:10:07 -0000 01:09:01 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/be43c72d1bae4c2d/episode-15-spooksgiving-spectacular The holiday season reeks of rancid turkey and repugnant melancholy, let's keep celebrating Halloween instead with a very special, spooky, scary, goofy episode of VGATWTOE. Powerful video game warlock, Misanthrobob (@misanthrobob), joins us to discuss all thing frightful yet delightful in the world of games. First, though, Reese sets the mood with the late night campfire yarn of The Dipshit That Lives Next Door. Next, we dig our Thanksgiving meal of the spoopiest video games known to person or beast. Finally, there is a moment of tragedy as Alton learns that the party may not be all it's cracked up to be. Enjoy the thrills, chills, giggles, and deception of the Video Games Are the Worst Thing on Earth SPOOKSGIVING SPECTACULAR.

Holly Green itch.io horror article: https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2018/07/5-retrogade-horror-games-you-should-play-right-now.html

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Episode 14.5 - Horseballs and Hurricanes https://pinecast.com/guid/c42d3cd3-a850-4fff-9f9c-8b6dec7cf8e3 Sat, 17 Nov 2018 00:02:43 -0000 00:32:26 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/c42d3cd3a8504fff/episode-14-5-horseballs-and-hurricanes That's right, constant listener, yet another tasty morsel of podcast is here to provide you with sustenance and joy. Alton humors Reese through this BONUS MINISODE recounting Reese's trials and altered gaming habits after getting his dick wrecked by a hurricane. Alton and Reese discuss a number of RPGs and beloved retro classics to distill what they love about the shameful hobby of video gaming and what it means for the future. Later, they dump on the most beloved game of the year; a conversation that is sure to never have any repercussions. Also, Reese doesn't know how to pronounce the name of an extremely popular character and takes out his embarrassment on the audience.

Music this episode: "Theme" from Phantasy Star and "End Credits" From Link's Awakening

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Episode 14 - Shrek Is a Nazi (The Boogie Discourse) https://pinecast.com/guid/cb246705-a644-4ddb-95d0-13468cd6577e Fri, 09 Nov 2018 17:10:30 -0000 01:03:39 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/cb246705a6444ddb/episode-14-shrek-is-a-nazi-the-boogie-discourse- Are tired of having to make a decision between two sides? Well, VGATWTOE is here to let you know you can choose both and wind up ahead! That's right, campers, it's Boogie2988 episode! Matt of Brianne and Matt (@BrianneandMatt) joins Team Knucklehead for some thoughtful discussion about 2016's Gamer of the Year. Matt and Alton educate Reese on Boogie's origins, motivations, and ongoing reprehensible takes. He's said seven gross things since we've recorded! Later on, we put ourselves in the crosshairs by making fun of Red Dead Redemption 2 and break Matt's will on the wheel of gamer salt. Also, we call for war at least twice.

Boogie and the Logical Sane Middle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snZ7tYecBwI

Boogie Internet Comment Etiquette https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaVB_QH3Ndw

Ending music: Boogie.exe by Devin Santi https://soundcloud.com/devinsanti/boogieexe

Why Are You So Angry? Part 4: An Autopsy on GamerGate https://youtu.be/c6TrKkkVEhs

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Episode 13 - Business Suit Benny https://pinecast.com/guid/6162486a-701c-453b-b0f9-883a89fd9942 Thu, 25 Oct 2018 12:49:06 -0000 01:07:03 IE: Lonely, Dirty, And Dangerous https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/6162486a701c453b/episode-13-business-suit-benny Get angry, you damned nerds: a new episode of VGATWTOE is here! Renowned black metal sage, Misandry (@misandrycannon), debuts to teach us about the Theory and guide us in the dialectical method. Alton chugs deeply from the salt surrounding Rome II's controversial decision to occasionally look upon a woman, Reese brainstorms with the gang about Leisure Suit Larry's legacy, and Misandry dispels myth and myopia regarding reactionary views of historical accuracy. Also, we give ourselves ulcers hollering at goofballs mad about black people in the cowboy game. Most importantly, there's a cameo appearance from the Hot Pocket discourse.

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Episode 12 - Get Bro, Go Broke https://pinecast.com/guid/c1f483e2-31f3-4201-a7e8-6b94e6e3e191 Sun, 14 Oct 2018 03:51:22 -0000 01:11:41 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/c1f483e231f34201/episode-12-get-bro-go-broke After gestating for endless millenia, a new episode of the VGATWTOE experience hatches from its shell. Legendary illustrator and gamer historian Dawnya (@xo_pinkishheart) returns to keep the knuckleheads in line as we devote most of an episode to Telltale's mass layoff. We do a roundup of the situation (condemning those responsible), a foul round of Salt Mines goes just about as deep as we can stomach, and, perhaps most importantly, we take a moment to discuss the most important thing to ever happen in all of culture. You and 95% percent of other podcast listeners got mad at video games while listening.

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Episode 11 - Sorry For Horny https://pinecast.com/guid/68c3ec7d-1c08-4fa1-b7b4-547fcbc84f9a Sun, 23 Sep 2018 04:49:28 -0000 00:58:13 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/68c3ec7d1c084fa1/episode-11-sorry-for-horny We are legally required to apologize for this episode of VGATWTOE that is too hot for censors or parents! Ageless ruler over all things podcast, Roxanne (@snugcrow), returns to scold Alton and Reese for their deplorable antics and capers. The team experiences the latest chapter in the neverending saga of loot boxes, swing back around to review the lameass Cyberpunk 2077 apology, and check out a brain-bending, too-online reading series that may be the greatest single segment of content we've dared to unleash upon our unsuspecting fans. Also, it's true, we go off the fucking rails digging into horny mods, hornier Yoda, and vile lies spread about Master Chief's suit. We don't give a good GOD DAMN about what you tell us--we know the truth about the suit.

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Episode 10 - Shitty Gamer Takes https://pinecast.com/guid/f383504c-9668-47d1-819c-8fcc45233f67 Mon, 17 Sep 2018 01:34:08 -0000 01:18:46 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/f383504c966847d1/episode-10-shitty-gamer-takes Storm's coming. Seek shelter in the tenth episode of Video Games Are the Worst Thing on Earth. The architect of the Shitty Gamer Takes twitter account (@gamertakes), Dawnya (@xo_pinkishheart), joins Alton and Reese to provide valuable expertise on repugnant gamers and their ilk. Speaking of repugnant gaming... we discuss the golden calf of Twitch, Ninja, and the sexism inherent with his "no girls allowed" policy. Later on, we take a gander at the dumbest statement ever made about memes, fighting wars with your wallets, and the dawn of a new gate. It was exceptionally cool of Dawnya to come on the podcast considering that talking about @gamertakes is at least eighty percent of the podcast--listen to reward this act of supreme generosity.

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Home: https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Find out more on the Video Games Are The Worst Thing On Earth website: https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/

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]]> yes Episode 9 - Dunce Dunce Revolutionaries (Part 2) https://pinecast.com/guid/3f60b816-3c91-434a-aed1-4c692ce45a32 Thu, 06 Sep 2018 00:07:15 -0000 01:08:54 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/3f60b8163c91434a/episode-9-dunce-dunce-revolutionaries-part-2- I believe it was Trent Reznor who once said "Video game music is hell of awesome, we should do a whole episode about it." So we did! Terry Bolvanga (who is free from twitter) joins Alton and Reese to tear up the airwaves with some of our favorite aural gaming memories. Reese delights the crew with some of his eldritch chiptunes, Alton moves us deeply with his rich orchestral scores, and Terry classes up the joint with his eclectic knowledge of some true classics (and Sonic the Hedgehog). Along the way, Elon Musk returns to collab with Grimes and we discuss how most Diablo 2 clones ain't that great.

Youtube playlist of songs discussed: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJBfrPeBklHeQawMJBrSbKe2eP-oylAP2

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Home: https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Episode 9 - Dunce Dunce Revolutionaries (Part 1) https://pinecast.com/guid/b6b8fc3c-2209-4f45-85e0-9566709a9b9e Thu, 06 Sep 2018 00:05:00 -0000 00:58:13 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/b6b8fc3c22094f45/episode-9-dunce-dunce-revolutionaries-part-1- I believe it was Trent Reznor who once said "Video game music is hell of awesome, we should do a whole episode about it." So we did! Terry Bolvanga (who is free from twitter) joins Alton and Reese to tear up the airwaves with some of our favorite aural gaming memories. Reese delights the crew with some of his eldritch chiptunes, Alton moves us deeply with his rich orchestral scores, and Terry classes up the joint with his eclectic knowledge of some true classics (and Sonic the Hedgehog). Along the way, Elon Musk returns to collab with Grimes and we discuss how most Diablo 2 clones ain't that great.

Youtube playlist of songs discussed: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJBfrPeBklHeQawMJBrSbKe2eP-oylAP2

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe

Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud

ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

Find out more at https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co

]]> yes Episode 7 - Emergency Services and Bonus Hair https://pinecast.com/guid/a38749b9-27c5-4138-9557-2943734f8103 Thu, 09 Aug 2018 10:15:49 -0000 00:58:17 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/a38749b927c54138/episode-7-emergency-services-and-bonus-hair Do you hear those sirens? There's an overdose of video games in your soul and VGATWTOE is here to administer the Narcan. We're joined by the redoubtable Roxanne (@snugcrow) who has some proclamations about our direction in life, cool old games, and the foreverhell that is Star Citizen. Also, Reese tells a story about shattering the financial health of his family and Alton DESTROYS a reddit post about gamers with logic and reason. Bonus: a cameo from Victor and John Osborne that was definitely on purpose.

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

]]> yes Insufferable Filmdork Society Presents: Ready Player One https://pinecast.com/guid/f6f083c9-0614-41f2-aa87-385c5afd06e7 Sun, 05 Aug 2018 15:11:24 -0000 01:06:38 Chappie and Tracer's Ass https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/f6f083c9061441f2/insufferable-filmdork-society-presents-ready-player-one VGATWTOE dives off-brand with a bonus episode that's not about video games! Seth Goldsmith (@infiniteseth) joins Reese to do a full episode analysis of the late capitalism nightmare: READY PLAYER ONE. We sneer in disgust at the sea of references, take a moment to slag TJ Miller, and puzzle over the ambivilant ending. We soften begrudgingly in the back half of the episode as we discuss Spielberg's career and a possible secret message hidden in the depths of the film and, in a touching moment, Seth gently explains to Reese the concept of art. Beware, we spoil the hell out READY PLAYER ONE and every other Spielberg movie and we don't give a damn. Alton's not in this one but he says hello and that he loves you.

VGATWTOE is a podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: The Beepus of Film by Reese

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

]]> yes Episode 6 - The Good Meat History https://pinecast.com/guid/b9425713-0352-405d-82b7-54547b6db04f Wed, 25 Jul 2018 17:40:00 -0000 00:53:47 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/b94257130352405d/episode-6-the-good-meat-history Episode six of VGATWTOE has escaped from the Ethereal plane so get ready to lose your god damned mind! Our good pal John Osborne (@jmarquiso) returns to the sweet bosom of our pod as an official Mark Kern correspondent. Alton and Reese spend a lot of time getting so angry about the unjust Arenanet firings that we give ourselves tumors. Then, we expose John to the Lament Configuration of game memes. Bonus content: a special message from a beloved youtube personality.

Important meme reference material: https://imgur.com/a/EbORKSr

VGATWTOE is a podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

]]> yes Episode 5 - Cyberspunk 2077 https://pinecast.com/guid/b17e2ae0-29b1-46a5-bb78-d50fa1133e42 Thu, 12 Jul 2018 13:45:00 -0000 01:06:45 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/b17e2ae029b146a5/episode-5-cyberspunk-2077 The god damned SJWs are injecting politics into Cyberpunk with the latest chapter of the VGATWTOE saga. Matt the Nerdy Skull (@m_m_myers) joins us to dismember cyberpunk and analyze the interesting bits found within, Alton guides his chummers through the mazelike caves of the cybersalt mines, and Reese fawns over Deus Ex like it's some kind of original opinion. Also, we trash Ready Player One (not for the last time).

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

]]> yes Episode 4 - The Sea of Humanity https://pinecast.com/guid/03145801-59b9-4bb8-ba10-0f971199ed4f Fri, 29 Jun 2018 09:22:29 -0000 00:52:19 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/0314580159b94bb8/episode-4-the-sea-of-humanity Emboldened by a lack of consequences, Team VGATWTOE cranks out another unit of objectionable content. John Osborne (@jmarquiso) stops by to roast games, gamers, and take a few easy shots at Firefall. We comb through the grimy reactions to pride month and grouse about Steam again. In the end, Alton finds Reese's lengthy tangents so repugnant that he ends the podcast early. C'est la vie.

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

]]> yes Episode 3 - Scented Candle Gamer Chair https://pinecast.com/guid/4f4c320f-9908-4171-98d5-05d6a22e6d5a Sun, 17 Jun 2018 00:31:38 -0000 01:11:52 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/4f4c320f99084171/episode-3-scented-candle-gamer-chair Podcasters want to gather. They want to sit next to each other, elbow to forehead, microphone to microphone. They want to dunk on gamers. They want to condemn eating hot pockets in public. Most of all, they want to you to listen to the new episode of VGATWTOE, the only podcast that tells you the TRUTH about videogames.

I can't believe they've done this! Alton and Reese cajole Victor (a man free from twitter) into laying down the real truth about video games. We make some brave claims about breast cancer in the salt mines, Victor educates us on the true Battlefield V controversy, Reese loses his shit at the idea of eating Hot Pockets in public and Alton condemns stinky gamers, finally.

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

]]> yes Episode 2 - The Vore Station https://pinecast.com/guid/31923381-f1a7-40fe-96cd-3664f8bd67fb Mon, 07 May 2018 03:41:25 -0000 00:54:37 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/31923381f1a740fe/episode-2-the-vore-station With this episode we prove, once and for all, that the VGATWTOE brand has a friend! Reese and Alton are joined by Roxanne (at snugcrow) to do battle in a contest of power, wits and meme knowledge. Reese demands the others perform the emotional labor of discussing Far Cry 5, Alton scours Steam for S-rank reviews, and Roxanne unravels the mystery of the taur. Also, the gang finally reveals the truth about Space Station 13.

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

]]> yes Episode 1 - Normal Human Beings https://pinecast.com/guid/fba8e7d4-f8cf-484d-b535-0930974915db Mon, 07 May 2018 03:38:44 -0000 00:53:26 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/fba8e7d4f8cf484d/episode-1-normal-human-beings We did it again and we're not sorry! The second volley of VGATWTOE uncovers the tech billionaire roleplay of Factorio, ponders the question of gamers who are not gamers, dunks on goblin transpobes, and experiences Ken's horny tweets. Also, Reese burps Alton to pave the way for a lively show.

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

]]> yes Episode 0 - War Pigs Woodwinds https://pinecast.com/guid/a04f29c9-5656-4604-8c02-6a2703ffacad Mon, 07 May 2018 02:48:45 -0000 00:36:29 https://videogamesaretheworst.pinecast.co/episode/a04f29c956564604/episode-0-war-pigs-woodwinds Hell yeah, bitch. The opening salvo of the VGATWTOE brand digs into religious holidays, ponders the real world counterparts of Vermintide II characters, and duels over the quality level of Sea of Thieves. Also, Reese dares broach the topic of anime to Alton's chagrin.

A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese

Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games

Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix

Thank you to Angelvila for the logo!

Main Account: https://twitter.com/vgatwtoe Reese: https://twitter.com/yourverygoodbud ALTON: https://twitter.com/8ALTON8

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